How Did Nzoner not make the CP Tourney?

[teedubya]

Man, if you have ever been to his crib... you would know that he is one of the most kick ass people, and best planeteers out there...

I declare Joe the CP-NIT champ.


OK...apparently N5H1OU812 decided to create a 'for real' NIT, please vote for JOE in St Joe. Nzoner deserves this. He is far cooler than you.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=56323&stc=1

[Ebolapox]

you don't just DECLARE someone the CP-NIT champ...hell, when I get more time, I might just make CP-NIT tourney...

[58-4ever]

An NIT? that's an interesting idea. Although, I don't think there is anyone not in the tourney with enough gumption to put that together. Certainly not me. :whackit:

[Ebolapox]

alright, I'm gonna make an NIT lineup... nominate someone if you want to, here's the list of possibilities so far

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ

[Ebolapox]

alanm

[58-4ever]

alright, I'm gonna make an NIT lineup... nominate someone if you want to, here's the list of possibilities so far

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ

wow, it really is an NIT

[Ebolapox]

eh, I have 32 people to come up with--after scouring names for a while, I have 8 names...this'll be fun

[luv]

alright, I'm gonna make an NIT lineup... nominate someone if you want to, here's the list of possibilities so far

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
:eek: I made a list??? I think hell is freezing over.

[Mecca]

Did I make the other one? I don't even know, shows how much I pay attention.

[58-4ever]

what about Mr. Kotter? I don't think he made the tourney and he usually has a good perspective. Perfect NIT material.

[Ebolapox]

hmmm... angel, Mcan...Sure-oz

[58-4ever]

there's only about 4 of us up right now. That should help fill in some spots.

[Mecca]

I should be in some tourney just because I stand up against all of the people who are married to Tamba Hali.

[Ebolapox]

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm

[Mecca]

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm

Jesus H Christ? What is my son doing in this tourney?

[58-4ever]

You should nominate yourself like GoChiefs did. I don't think anyone actually nominated him.

[luv]

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm
Cosmic Pal

[luv]

beerme
4th and Long

[Ebolapox]

heh heh...

4th and long

the only requirements for this tourney are it's INVITE only... I'll invite em' if I think they belong, y'all are my selection committee... I can't come up with enough names, so I'll take nominations...and no, I'm not gonna nominate myself--that's just f*ckin' cheap

[Ebolapox]

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm
4th and long
cosmic pal
beer me

[greg63]

beerme
4th and Long


Ditto! :thumb:

[luv]

Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit

[greg63]

Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit


Luv :thumb:

[luv]

grandllama

[Ebolapox]

21 names on 'the list'...I'll prolly have a finalized tourney by tomorrow

[luv]

Luv :thumb:
I already made the list. :redface:

[greg63]

Anyone said Mecca?

[Ebolapox]

Anyone said Mecca?

he's on the list already...

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm
4th and long
cosmic pal
beer me
Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit
grandllama

[greg63]

I already made the list. :redface:

Ooops; color me slow and embarrassed.

[Mecca]

I should be nominated numerous times I can't believe people just forget about me.......

[greg63]

Halfcan

[Ebolapox]

I should be nominated numerous times I can't believe people just forget about me.......

blame it on antoin cromartie :)

[luv]

RedBull posts a lot about Chiefs stuff.
And why not the beloved QuikSsurfer?

[007]

Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit


Holy crap!!! :eek: You nominated Greg? ROFL Ehem, I mean... ME? ROFL

[luv]

I should be nominated numerous times I can't believe people just forget about me.......
You're on the friggin' list. Quitchurbitchin'!

[Mecca]

blame it on antoin cromartie :)

LOL, I probably have more posts in that draft forum than anyone.....

[Ebolapox]

why not...

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm
4th and long
cosmic pal
beer me
Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit
grandllama
jensen
redbull
quickssurfer

[007]

Halfcan


definitely. :thumb:

[greg63]

RedBull posts a lot about Chiefs stuff.
And why not the beloved QuikSsurfer?



I'm not quite sure why not. :D

[Mecca]

You're on the friggin' list. Quitchurbitchin'!

I was being sarcastic......

[58-4ever]

you need a nOOb on the list to do this to in the early rounds. :spank:
:shrug:

[Ebolapox]

naw, halfcan's not making this list

[007]

I was being sarcastic......


I'll bet she was too. :hmmm:

[Mecca]

naw, halfcan's not making this list

He is now going to blare Rush into your ears.

[luv]

naw, halfcan's not making this list
Now, now. No personal preferences. More people want him than not.

[007]

you need a nOOb on the list to do this to in the early rounds. :spank:
:shrug:


Well, lets see.... who signed up to the planet today?

[Mecca]

I'll bet she was too. :hmmm:

That's because she obviously wants me......

[Ebolapox]

you need a nOOb on the list to do this to in the early rounds. :spank:
:shrug:

haha, good try, n00b :p

[007]

He is now going to blare Rush into your ears.


Sounds great to me. :rockon:

[Ebolapox]

Now, now. No personal preferences. More people want him than not.

it's ALL about personal preferences... the I stands for INVITATIONAL... :D

[luv]

I'll bet she was too. :hmmm:
People can never read me. I really should try to remember those smilies.

[Mecca]

Sounds great to me. :rockon:

Oh no, not another Rush fan. This is proof to me that there is no God.

[007]

That's because she obviously wants me......
ROFL

[Ebolapox]

tribal warfare

[luv]

it's ALL about personal preferences... the I stands for INVITATIONAL... :D
And if we took a vote?

[greg63]

I'm all giddy; I made the list! I wonder if I'd make it past the first round???? I'll ask my 8 ball it never lies. :D

[007]

Oh no, not another Rush fan. This is proof to me that there is no God.
Nah, He is a Rush fan too. :harumph:

[greg63]

And if we took a vote?


Remember Florida? :D

[luv]

That's because she obviously wants me......
Someone wake this man up. He's obviously dreaming...

[luv]

Remember Florida? :D
There are no Chads here (that I know of).

[Mecca]

Someone wake this man up. He's obviously dreaming...

Are you saying that I'm not an attractive man? :deevee:

[greg63]

There are no Chads here (that I know of).


ROFLROFLROFL

[Ebolapox]

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm
4th and long
cosmic pal
beer me
Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit
grandllama
jensen
redbull
quickssurfer
tribal warfare
chiefsfan58

[58-4ever]

haha, good try, n00b :p

Fine! You'll regret this! You'll all regret this! (insert sinister laughing)

[luv]

Are you saying that I'm not an attractive man? :deevee:
Now you're putting words in my mouth. Don't make me deliver the friends speech here in public.

[greg63]

Are you saying that I'm not an attractive man? :deevee:



I think that's what she saying dude, but I heard she was near-sighted.







j/k Luv; don't hurt me.

[007]

There are no Chads here (that I know of).


Don't you mean "hanging" chads?

[greg63]

Now you're putting words in my mouth. Don't make me deliver the friends speech here in public.



Speach! Speach! Speach!

[luv]

Don't you mean "hanging" chads?
Im not even going to go there. :harumph:

[58-4ever]

It will be funny (and quite ironic) if Nzoner doesn't even make the field after being declared the winner. :)

[007]

Im not even going to go there. :harumph:
ROFL

[Mecca]

Now you're putting words in my mouth. Don't make me deliver the friends speech here in public.

Oh no not the dreaded "we're just friends" speech. Let me put the gun barrell in my mouth........

[luv]

3AM has been my self-appointed bedtime. Time for me to say g'night all.

[007]

It will be funny (and quite ironic) if Nzoner doesn't even make the field after being declared the winner. :)


Hell, that just may be a forgone conclusion.

[greg63]

Don't you mean "hanging" chads?


ROFLROFLROFL


I was going to post something along those lines along with pregnant chads, but decency prohibited me.

[luv]

Oh no not the dreaded "we're just friends" speech. Let me put the gun barrell in my mouth........
I've heard it so much that I have it memorized.

[Mecca]

She's leaving before giving the speach........Huzzah.

[58-4ever]

3AM has been my self-appointed bedtime. Time for me to say g'night all.

Yep, we are going to bed. good night. Please turn out the lamp honey.

[007]

3AM has been my self-appointed bedtime. Time for me to say g'night all.


Good night Luv. See ya tomorrow night

[Ebolapox]

Alright!! here's the field of 32, in NO particular order...

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm
4th and long
cosmic pal
beer me
Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit
grandllama
jensen
redbull
quickssurfer
tribal warfare
chiefsfan58
kcnut
SNR
bwana
over-head
cochise

There's some gods, there's some claudes, but it will make for an interesting 'tournament'

voting begins tomorrow after I unveil seedings

[007]

ROFLROFLROFL


I was going to post something along those lines along with pregnant chads, but decency prohibited me.


Damn, I forgot about the pregnant chads. Damn that was funny chit back in 2000.

[luv]

Alright!! here's the field of 32, in NO particular order...

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ
angel
mcan
sure-oz
mr. kotter
mecca
alanm
4th and long
cosmic pal
beer me
Simplex3
greg63
kcchiefsguru
chiefsos
Dunit
grandllama
jensen
redbull
quickssurfer
tribal warfare
chiefsfan58
kcnut
SNR
bwana
over-head
cochise

There's some gods, there's some claudes, but it will make for an interesting 'tournament'

voting begins tomorrow after I unveil seedings
Bwana made the Madness Tourney, but gave up his seat to FAX.

[greg63]

3AM has been my self-appointed bedtime. Time for me to say g'night all.


Nite Luv; thanks for the nomination. :thumb:

[greg63]

Bwana made the Madness Tourney, but gave up his seat to FAX.

:thumb:

[luv]

Yep, we are going to bed. good night. Please turn out the lamp honey.
I'm right behind you.

G'night all. Really going this time...

[Ebolapox]

Bwana made the Madness Tourney, but gave up his seat to FAX.

that constitutes a legal seat in this tournament... his tourney THERE was like the duke lacrosse team's... ended before it started--thus, he's allowed here

[greg63]

I'm right behind you.

G'night all. Really going this time...


Sure Luv, sure. ;)

[Hammock Parties]

You should nominate yourself like GoChiefs did. I don't think anyone actually nominated him.

rageemur nominated me, jackass

[58-4ever]

I tried to nominate FAX, but goatcheese wouldn't let me b/c of my nOOb status. I'm really sick of this whole nOOb thing. I'll grow out of it eventually I guess. I just feel that my passion for the Chiefs (that is what this board is about right?) is un-rivaled. That is why it's so goddamn frustrating!!! :banghead: :banghead:

[Hammock Parties]

voting begins tomorrow after I unveil seedings

I will respectfully request that you wait until we're done with the first tournament. We're already at four polls per day, any more is really pushing it.

[58-4ever]

rageemur nominated me, jackass

must have missed that one. there are a lot of posts in that thread. I was not the only one that held that opinion.

[Mecca]

GoChiefs is here to insult people in the thread........

[Hammock Parties]

GoChiefs is here to insult people in the thread........

I am not here to insult anyone. I think an NIT tourney is a good idea.

I will even volunteer to do the seeding for HN51 since I did the 64-person bracket.

[58-4ever]

GoChiefs is here to insult people in the thread........

His mom must have been tossing and turning too much and he couldn't sleep.

[Mecca]

It is a farse that an esteemed member of the planet like myself wasn't nominated in the other thread........

[Ebolapox]

I will respectfully request that you wait until we're done with the first tournament. We're already at four polls per day, any more is really pushing it.

I'll respectfully request that you shut the hell up...this tournament is the AFL of chiefsplanet tournaments, and we lay down for NOBODY...NOBODY, I tell you...

[Ebolapox]

I will even volunteer to do the seeding for HN51 since I did the 64-person bracket.

...no, I believe that you will NOT turn a perfectly good thing like the chiefsplanet NIT tournament into your own project... we will do the seedings ourselves, WITHOUT the no fun league's help...

[58-4ever]

It is a farse that an esteemed member of the planet like myself wasn't nominated in the other thread........

It's all that USC propaganda from the football season. I'm a fan too, that's why it caught my attention. I grew up in Anaheim, but now I'm a Sooner.

[Hammock Parties]

I'll respectfully request that you shut the hell up...this tournament is the AFL of chiefsplanet tournaments, and we lay down for NOBODY...NOBODY, I tell you...

Please? We really don't need eight polls a day on the front page. It will just confuse people.

I will respectfully ask you again...may we please hold off on the NIT until the first one is done?

[58-4ever]

I'll respectfully request that you shut the hell up...this tournament is the AFL of chiefsplanet tournaments, and we lay down for NOBODY...NOBODY, I tell you...

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Hammock Parties]

...no, I believe that you will NOT turn a perfectly good thing like the chiefsplanet NIT tournament into your own project... we will do the seedings ourselves, WITHOUT the no fun league's help...

That's fine, I was just trying to help.

How are you going to seed?

[Ebolapox]

Please? We really don't need eight polls a day on the front page. It will just confuse people.

I will respectfully ask you again...may we please hold off on the NIT until the first one is done?

Full speed ahead, sulu

[58-4ever]

Please? We really don't need eight polls a day on the front page. It will just confuse people.

I will respectfully ask you again...may we please hold off on the NIT until the first one is done?

Let the confusion begin. Out of chaos comes ORDER!!

[Hammock Parties]

Full speed ahead, sulu

How many polls are you planning to post and at what times?

[Ebolapox]

That's fine, I was just trying to help.

How are you going to seed?

I've already contacted the people behind the BCS formula to come up with a unique formula to calibrate seedings... interestingly enough, it will ALSO make julianne fries

[Ebolapox]

How many polls are you planning to post and at what times?

details tomorrow

[greg63]

It is a farse that an esteemed member of the planet like myself wasn't nominated in the other thread........

Not only that, but it is a farce too. :D

[007]

Full speed ahead, sulu


I need warp speed now, Scotty.

[greg63]

I need warp speed now, Scotty.
I'm given her all she's got Captain......Oops wrong thread. :D

[007]

I've already contacted the people behind the BCS formula to come up with a unique formula to calibrate seedings... interestingly enough, it will ALSO make julianne fries


Don't forget to include the QB rating system too. That is foolproof. You can be perfect on it and still have incompletions.

[007]

Not only that, but it is a farce too. :D
ROFL

[007]

I'm given her all she's got Keptin......Oops wrong thread. :D

Fixed yer post.

[greg63]

Don't forget to include the QB rating system too. That is foolproof. You can be perfect on it and still have incompletions.

Not if Rich Scanlon is the QB.

[Ebolapox]

although I should point out that the seedings will follow no 'standard' like organized by post count... most likely they will go by perceived (by selection committee: me) post quality--but, if you post a lot, obviously, I'll be familiar with your work... thus, I'm going according to the ncaa determination of seeds

[Demonpenz]

i nominate rageumr

[greg63]

Fixed yer post.


Now yer gonna get me in trouble with a certain mod; what with ya fixin my posts and all. :banghead:ROFL

[007]

Not if Rich Scanlon is the QB.


But of course. Scanlon can do NO wrong.

[greg63]

But of course. Scanlon can do NO wrong.

ROFL
Exactly.


I gotta turn in.


Nite Planet!

[007]

Now yer gonna get me in trouble with a certain mod; what with ya fixin my posts and all. :banghead:ROFL


Like you need my help with that? :rolleyes: ROFL

[007]

See ya later dude.

[greg63]

Like you need my help with that? :rolleyes: ROFL


...Hard to argue with that. ROFL



See ya later dude.


:thumb:

[Ebolapox]

Alright, can't sleep (insomnia sucks), so here's a preliminary bracket/matchup sheet

[007]

Alright, can't sleep (insomnia sucks), so here's a preliminary bracket/matchup sheet

Sure_Oz huh. That is a tough first rounder. Hope I have a decent showing at least.

[Ebolapox]

Sure_Oz huh. That is a tough first rounder. Hope I have a decent showing at least.

I think ya have a chance... rally up your 'crew' and get everyone mad at sure-oz...hell, try a smear campaign :p

[007]

I think ya have a chance... rally up your 'crew' and get everyone mad at sure-oz...hell, try a smear campaign :p
ROFL I suck at politics.

How do you compete with those Jessica Alba pics of his anyway.

[KCChiefsMan]

alright, I'm gonna make an NIT lineup... nominate someone if you want to, here's the list of possibilities so far

kcmizzou
kcchiefsman
joe seahawk
luv2rite
ali_chiefs
Nzoner
Jesus H. Christ

hey.......sweet

[Simplex3]

I tried to nominate FAX, but goatcheese wouldn't let me b/c of my nOOb status. I'm really sick of this whole nOOb thing. I'll grow out of it eventually I guess. I just feel that my passion for the Chiefs (that is what this board is about right?) is un-rivaled. That is why it's so goddamn frustrating!!! :banghead: :banghead:
You level of passion for the Chiefs is irrelevant to your noob-ness. If it makes you feel any better after 3 1/2 years and 10k posts there are several on here that still consider me a noob. It's a rite of passage.

[Simplex3]

I will respectfully request that you wait until we're done with the first tournament. We're already at four polls per day, any more is really pushing it.
I think I speak for most posters when I say "go f**k yourself".

[Simplex3]

Alright, can't sleep (insomnia sucks), so here's a preliminary bracket/matchup sheet
Huh. angel. We all know where this is going.

Even with the weight loss I think I still have bigger boobs than she does.


Well, it was just nice to actually MAKE the tourney. ROFL

[gblowfish]

Wow...not making the tourney or the NIT? I must still be on probation for giving a sweatsuit to Rickey Clemons!!

[teedubya]

who the hell is H5N1? Also, I think since this farce of an idea is gonna see the light of day... Shaneo69 should be in, he always has witty, profound sports shit to add.

[Skip Towne]

Bwana won't play. He bailed out of The Big Show.

[milkman]

I thought the NIT in college hoops was the was the epitome of ridiculosity.

But I was wrong.

Not that it matters, but how the hell does that cat ****ing, computer nerd sucking Qockslurper make any tournament.

And you're a bitch Ebola.

Halfcan is a far better poster here.

[ChiefsCountry]

Bastards.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=138999

[Nzoner]

I will respectfully request that you wait until we're done with the first tournament. We're already at four polls per day, any more is really pushing it.

Personally I think your polls are a decent offseason time killer and I've been voting on them but this is what's really pushing it so I'm echoing Simplex's thoughts,only I'll respectfully request,that you go f*ck yourself.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Man, if you have ever been to his crib... you would know that he is one of the most kick ass people, and best planeteers out there...


Well it's not like he opens up his own home to all of us for the annual CP weekend and then cleans up the mess afterwards.

Talk about disrespect.

[Reaper16]

Just declare Nzoner the winner so as to reduce the number of threads.

Also, declare me the Baylor of CP, seeing as how I can't even make top 32 of the "NIT" and trolls/tards can. :)

[luv]

Alright, can't sleep (insomnia sucks), so here's a preliminary bracket/matchup sheet
Well, I can see I won't be making it very far. It was nice to be invited.

[teedubya]

WTF is H5H1?

[KcMizzou]

WTF is H5H1?Ebola

[KcMizzou]

It would suck to face Jesus in the first round.

[Saulbadguy]

It would suck to face Jesus in the first round.
It would seem like your namesake, you will be facing a first round exit in the NIT.

:)

[BigMeatballDave]

I don't even qualify for the NIT.

[Bwana]

that constitutes a legal seat in this tournament... his tourney THERE was like the duke lacrosse team's... ended before it started--thus, he's allowed here

Thanks, but no thanks..............I'll pass.

[Bob Dole]

I think I speak for most posters when I say "go f**k yourself".

Respectfully, of course.

[Saulbadguy]

I don't even qualify for the NIT.
Unfortunately, you are like yours and my favorite college team, Kansas State. Lots of posts, a long storied history, but can't even make the NIT.

Of course, that will change. :)

[Bwana]

Respectfully, of course.

Without question. ROFL

[Rain Man]

I can't confirm this, but I heard that Nzoner was in the big tourney, but then he tested positive for a banned substance: sophistication.

[Bob Dole]

I can't confirm this, but I heard that Nzoner was in the big tourney, but then he tested positive for a banned substance: sophistication.


Suck up all you want to. You're not getting Bob Dole's room in St. Joe.

[Nzoner]

Suck up all you want to. You're not getting Bob Dole's room in St. Joe.

Nope,Ali Chi3fs did though. :D

[KcMizzou]

It would seem like your namesake, you will be facing a first round exit in the NIT.

:)I don't know. Luckily for me, Chiefsplanet is made up of 75% godless heathens.

[Nzoner]

I can't confirm this, but I heard that Nzoner was in the big tourney, but then he tested positive for a banned substance: sophistication.

I had to look that up in my Wal-mart dictunary

[chefsos]

Is that supposed to be me at 8c, against 4th and Long?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=56323&stc=1

a) Chefs!Chefs!!Chefs!!!
b) You've gotta be kidding. There's no way in hell I belong in this tourney over some others who are more deserving, NIT or not.
c) My Dirty Tricks committee has yet to dig up anything on 4th, and their only advice to me is, "Leave the bus running."

[greg63]

Is that supposed to be me at 8c, against 4th and Long?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=56323&stc=1

a) Chefs!Chefs!!Chefs!!!
b) You've gotta be kidding. There's no way in hell I belong in this tourney over some others who are more deserving, NIT or not.
c) My Dirty Tricks committee has yet to dig up anything on 4th, and their only advice to me is, "Leave the bus running."

ROFLROFL
My committee has advised me not to unpack.

[Ebolapox]

eh, sorry for the no tourney so far--busy as f*ck with classwork... as a matter of fact, I'm tearing myself away (kicking and dragging, of course) from a fuggin' research paper on the goddamned kitchen debate between nixon and khrushchev

should be posted some time tomorrow though, fwiw

[RealSNR]

Hold the phone. I have some more nominations:

KCGannonStalker
memyselfi
American_Hero
KCJohnny
Freakshow
JDPrez
Crime_Fighter

NOW it's a tournament

[greg63]

eh, sorry for the no tourney so far--busy as f*ck with classwork... as a matter of fact, I'm tearing myself away (kicking and dragging, of course) from a fuggin' research paper on the goddamned kitchen debate between nixon and khrushchev

should be posted some time tomorrow though, fwiw


Hey no worries; it's cool, as far as I'm concerned. :)

[Hammock Parties]

This lame ass ripoff is like the USFL vs my dominating league.

[greg63]

Hold the phone. I have some more nominations:

KCGannonStalker
memyselfi
American_Hero
KCJohnny
Freakshow
JDPrez
Crime_Fighter

NOW it's a tournament


That's it; blow the bell curve why don't ya. :p

[Ebolapox]

Hold the phone. I have some more nominations:

KCGannonStalker
memyselfi
American_Hero
KCJohnny
Freakshow
JDPrez
Crime_Fighter

NOW it's a tournament

heh heh...KCGS might make it now that bwana took his ball and went home...I'm gonna have to reseed/redo, which will take all of fifteen minutes or so--oh well, when it gets done, it gets done (and gochiefs can go eff himself)

[Hammock Parties]

I bet you don't have an awesome bracket like me. You just don't have the right people running your tournament.

[Ebolapox]

I bet you don't have an awesome bracket like me. You just don't have the right people running your tournament.

OMGOMGIDON'THAVEABRACKETOMGOMGOMG

dude, I'M the people running the tournament...and if I really thought it mattered, I'd use my resources (ms paint) and my mad (ms paint) skillz to MAKE a bracket instead of rubbing one out like you do to 'your' tournament

I have just one phrase for you..."in one hour, the sh*t will REALLY hit the fan!!"

[007]

Fight!!! Fight!!! Fight!!!

[VonneMarie]

Hold the phone. I have some more nominations:

KCGannonStalker
memyselfi
American_Hero
KCJohnny
Freakshow
JDPrez
Crime_Fighter

NOW it's a tournament
JDPrez would win it all.

[Logical]

Wow Jazzzlovr did not even make the NIT, you better hope she does not turn you all into stone. She is a mod you know.:harumph:

[greg63]

Fight!!! Fight!!! Fight!!!



ROFLROFL

[Ebolapox]

Wow Jazzzlovr did not even make the NIT, you better hope she does not turn you all into stone. She is a mod you know.:harumph:

eh, I rushed the list knowing fullwell that I didn't get everyone worthy... which is another reason I'm not putting them for vote yet...thanks for the assistance, though

[greg63]

So, why wasn't halfcan invited?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

So, why wasn't halfcan invited?



I agree. If there are 2 tourneys and halfcan isn't in either one of them then it must be rigged. 2 tourneys without a Rush fan is criminal

[alanm]

I didn't make it either and I'm not complaining. It's a Goat cheese production. Who cares. :shake:

[Hammock Parties]

It's a Goat cheese production. Who cares. :shake:

As it turns out, alot of people.

[greg63]

I didn't make it either and I'm not complaining. It's a Goat cheese production. Who cares. :shake:


:hmmm: Never thought of it that way.

[007]

I agree. If there are 2 tourneys and halfcan isn't in either one of them then it must be rigged. 2 tourneys without a Rush fan is criminal


Hey, I'm a Rush fan. :harumph:

[greg63]

Hey, I'm a Rush fan. :harumph:

Yeah!

:no smilie: For SNR

[Halfcan]

I already have the undisputed title of King of the Noobs-that is enough glory for any man.

[teedubya]

I feel like a second-tier citizen

[Simplex3]

I already have the undisputed title of King of the Noobs-that is enough glory for any man.
If you're their king you need to exercise better control. I think some beatings and torture are in order.

[Halfcan]

If you're their king you need to exercise better control. I think some beatings and torture are in order.

I guess we need a 3rd torney-lol

Who is getting out of line?

[Simplex3]

I guess we need a 3rd torney-lol

Who is getting out of line?
All of them? :shrug:

Like I can f**king tell the noobs apart. :shake:

[luv]

If you're their king you need to exercise better control. I think some beatings and torture are in order.
Cool. I get to watch, right?

[Simplex3]

Cool. I get to watch, right?
No, I have something special in mind for you. You don't mind handcuffs and rubber hoses do you?

[luv]

No, I have something special in mind for you. You don't mind handcuffs and rubber hoses do you?
I've got the handcuffs.....

Hey, am I still considered a n00b?

[Simplex3]

I've got the handcuffs.....

Hey, am I still considered a n00b?
An 8,000 post noob? Honey, in a few months you'll have blow past me in time spent around here.

I average just under 11 posts per day, you're just over 17.5.

[Rausch]

I've got the handcuffs.....

Hey, am I still considered a n00b?

Yes.

But you're open for an application for

[luv]

An 8,000 post noob? Honey, in a few months you'll have blow past me in time spent around here.
Well, you'll need to supply the rubber hose.

[Halfcan]

I've got the handcuffs.....

Hey, am I still considered a n00b?

Gregs 8 ball, says yes. So bow down before your King-lol

[Simplex3]

Well, you'll need to supply the rubber hose.
No problem. The hard part is going to be getting my wife's approval. You work on that and I'll get some whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

[luv]

Gregs 8 ball, says yes. So bow down before your King-lol
You trying to get me on my knees?

[greg63]

Gregs 8 ball, says yes. So bow down before your King-lol
ROFL
My 8 ball was unaware that a question had been asked.

[luv]

No problem. The hard part is going to be getting my wife's approval. You work on that and I'll get some whipped cream and chocolate sauce.
God, why can't you be single?

[Rausch]

Gregs 8 ball, says yes. So bow down before your King-lol

How 'bout that 8 ball goes small intestine deep where the sun don't shine?...

[Halfcan]

I average just under 11 posts per day, you're just over 17.5.

That is a lot of hot air.

[Simplex3]

Gregs 8 ball, says yes. So bow down before your King-lol
Much like the rulers during the ancient times, one of the many Gods from the day will overrule you. This one's mine. Don't make me jam a lightening bolt up your ass and destroy your crops. Or something.

[luv]

Yes.

But you're open for an application for
Before I apply...

What are the qualifications? Benefits package? Compensation?

[Rausch]

You trying to get me on my knees?

I suspect a post-op poster...

[greg63]

Much like the rulers during the ancient times, one of the many Gods from the day will overrule you. This one's mine. Don't make me jam a lightening bolt up your ass and destroy your crops. Or something.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Halfcan]

You trying to get me on my knees?

lol, I would never think of such a thing.

[Rausch]

Before I apply...

What are the qualifications? Benefits package? Compensation?

You get to post meaningless bull$#it and we don't shove red-hot coals down yer bustle...

[greg63]

How 'bout that 8 ball goes small intestine deep where the sun don't shine?...


...And I was being very good not to mention anything about my 4+4 ball; in fact that was the first post today to do so.

[Halfcan]

ROFL
My 8 ball was unaware that a question had been asked.

You were busy so I called your direct hotline. :)

[Simplex3]

...And I was being very good not to mention anything about my 4+4 ball; in fact that was the first post today to do so.
Hey halfwit, I think Tripod here is your first candidate for the Tower of Dumbdon.

[luv]

You get to post meaningless bull$#it and we don't shove red-hot coals down yer bustle...
I already post meaningless bullsh!t.

You need to empty some pm's.

[greg63]

You were busy so I called your direct hotline. :)

ROFL

Now how many times have I told you; that line is for emergencies only!

[Rausch]

...And I was being very good not to mention anything about my 4+4 ball; in fact that was the first post today to do so.

Picking a more original source for yer' divinations and expertise might help.

For instance, my one-eyed syphallitic grandmother has never done me wrong.

(I predict no more than 3 people will fully get this joke...)

[Halfcan]

Hey halfwit, I think Tripod here is your first candidate for the Tower of Dumbdon.

Tripod- ROFL

[Rausch]

I already post meaningless bullsh!t.

You need to empty some pm's.

Yer bad, my male-box is exit only...

[luv]

Tripod- ROFL
aka greg

[greg63]

Picking a more original source for yer' divinations and expertise might help.

For instance, my one-eyed syphallitic grandmother has never done me wrong.

(I predict no more than 3 people will fully get this joke...)


ROFLROFLROFL

[luv]

Yer bad, my male-box is exit only...
Do you not know who this is?

[greg63]

Tripod- ROFL

Yep; I have evolved.

[Halfcan]

I already post meaningless bullsh!t.

You need to empty some pm's.

I thought I was the only one you sent dirty PM's too??? :hmmm:

[greg63]

Do you not know who this is?



My sources say no.

[greg63]

I thought I was the only one you sent dirty PM's too??? :hmmm:

You too????

[Simplex3]

Yep; I have evolved.
His balls only have 66.6% of the potency of a real man's so he has to augment with the third. Some evolutionary chain there.

[luv]

My sources say no.
I thought guru's 8-ball was the one that says no. Yours only say yes.

[greg63]

His balls only have 66.6% of the potency of a real man's so he has to augment with the third. Some evolutionary chain there.

Yer jealous.

[grandllama]

grandllama

yeah! somebody remembers me around here ROFL

[luv]

yeah! somebody remembers me around here ROFL
You're unforgettable.

[Simplex3]

Yer jealous.
I'm second only to Rich Scanlon baby.

[greg63]

I thought guru's 8-ball was the one that says no. Yours only say yes.

:banghead:
Ooops, I meant my 8 ball does not concur; it's all in how ya ask the question.

[Halfcan]

Yep; I have evolved.

Yeah I don't think you mind getting insulted for having a big Johnson. Its all jealousy anyway Tri-lol

[Rausch]

yeah! somebody remembers me around here ROFL

I was 10g from closing on a bar a week ago (property was only worth about 150k, and I'd had people estimate 20k in renovations.)

We were very close and I'd thought about calling you and Denny to open the first week (best DJ and best live band? Where could you go wrong?)

I'm getting so fed up with these near misses...

[Simplex3]

Yeah I don't think you mind getting insulted for having a big Johnson. Its all jealousy anyway Tri-lol
Just because he has three balls doesn't mean his johnson is large. As a matter of fact evolution has force it to shrink to make room for that third nut.

[greg63]

I'm second only to Rich Scanlon baby.


So why then would you be jealous????

[Simplex3]

So why then would you be jealous????
The only person who's brought up jealousy is the halfwit king of the noobs. Inability to focus is part of the noob trait.

[luv]

The only person who's brought up jealousy is the halfwit king of the noobs. Inability to focus is part of the noob trait.
I know someone not so n00b that has that same problem.

[luv]

I was 10g from closing on a bar a week ago (property was only worth about 150k, and I'd had people estimate 20k in renovations.)

We were very close and I'd thought about calling you and Denny to open the first week (best DJ and best live band? Where could you go wrong?)

I'm getting so fed up with these near misses...
You open a bar and have them, too. I'm so there.

[grandllama]

You're unforgettable.

~sniff~ ~sniff~... i'm either getting teary eyed or somebody farted in here....:deevee:

[007]

I thought guru's 8-ball was the one that says no. Yours only say yes.

My 8-ball will kick your 8-balls a$$!!!

[Rausch]

I know someone not so n00b that has that same problem.

Fah que...

[Simplex3]

You open a bar and have them, too. I'm so there.
Someone hook this girl up with a real man that night please.

[greg63]

~sniff~ ~sniff~... i'm either getting teary eyed or somebody farted in here....:deevee:


I have it on good authority that it was a cow.

[grandllama]

I was 10g from closing on a bar a week ago (property was only worth about 150k, and I'd had people estimate 20k in renovations.)

We were very close and I'd thought about calling you and Denny to open the first week (best DJ and best live band? Where could you go wrong?)

I'm getting so fed up with these near misses...

you've made it your lifes ambition to get Denny and me to make nice huh ROFL

was it the same one, or did another come up? 20k isn't that big of a deal for renovations if you have cash flow... Meanwhile the one I was managing last year at this time (and the reason I missed 37 forever weekend) we dropped over $20,000 during the summer only to have the students totally ignore us when they came back from summer break. They preferred us being a shithole dive to a nice place for them to visit...

screw it, I'm DJing at a titty bar again ;)

[Simplex3]

I have it on good authority that it was a cow.
Your mom posts here?

[greg63]

My 8-ball will kick your 8-balls a$$!!!

Insolent and blasphemous!!!

[Simplex3]

screw it, I'm DJing at a titty bar again ;)
How many Snatchbox 20 and Creed songs can you spin in one lifetime?

[Rausch]

Someone hook this girl up with a real man that night please.

Not a problem.

Everyone I know is a whore or or drunkard.

In either case, she's drunk and laid...

[greg63]

Your mom posts here?


Nope; but I hear yours does. Like mother like son.

[Simplex3]

Nope; but I hear yours does. Like mother like son.
Uh, Ok. What's next? "I'm rubber, you're glue..."?



ROFL

[chefsos]

Do you not know who this is?
I do. Did I miss some kind of name-changing frenzy around here?

[007]

Nope; but I hear yours does. Like mother like son.
:lame:

[greg63]

Uh, Ok. What's next? "I'm rubber, you're glue..."?



ROFL

ROFLROFL
Yeah, so there. That'll learn ya.

[luv]

Not a problem.

Everyone I know is a whore or or drunkard.

In either case, she's drunk and laid...
Alright! I'm so there!

[greg63]

:lame:

Look who's talkin.


ROFL

[grandllama]

How many Snatchbox 20 and Creed songs can you spin in one lifetime?

I'm happy to report that I allow neither of those craptastic bands into the club :)

[Halfcan]

Not a problem.

Everyone I know is a whore or or drunkard.

In either case, she's drunk and laid...

I am more of a drunkard than a whore.

[007]

Look who's talkin.


ROFL


Boy you MUST be tired tonight. Back to padawan you go.

[Rausch]

you've made it your lifes ambition to get Denny and me to make nice huh ROFL

Hey, it's who I am.

I make teh parties and make sure everyone leaves happy.


was it the same one, or did another come up? 20k isn't that big of a deal for renovations if you have cash flow...

No, it's not, but when you consider occupancy and how much you have to invest.....I offered what it was worth, and someone else offered more to be a travel agency.

Good luck with that... :rolleyes:

[Halfcan]

I do. Did I miss some kind of name-changing frenzy around here?

Thats what I was thinking. I have a hard enough time focusing.

[greg63]

Your mom posts here?

Here this is a little better:


Why yes; yes she does, and she want's me to tell you to stop stalking her; she's simply not interested in your extreme lack of manhood.