****OFFICIAL Chiefs Vs Cheatin' Donkeys Game Day Thread***

[Bwana]

Grounding!!

[Craash]

LOSS on play.

[siberian khatru]

Nice D!

[FloridaMan88]

Big time defensive stand!

[007]

no good

[Craash]

Wide!!

[runnercyclist]

Yeah he want outside the takle box

[JBucc]

Elam misses!

[SPchief]

Nice stop by the defense. Now go score some ****ing points offense



ELAM SHANKS IT!

[cdcox]

Ha Ha

[NUMBER7]

No good ELAM!

[siberian khatru]

MISS!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That's the first FG Elam has missed against us in like 10 years.

[Bwana]

Nice kick gonad! LMAO

[dirk digler]

Nice job by the D.

Yes nice one by Elam

[Rausch]

WIDE LEFT!

NO GOOD! NO GOOD!

BWA-HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!

[Rain Man]

Did anyone else notice the intentional grounding there, besides everyone except the refs?

[Bob Dole]

HELL YES! MISS!!!!

[Chief Chief]

Vote for today's MVP nominees:

1) Dustin Colquitt

2) Jason Elam

[mikey23545]

D is pitching a shutout...

[Reaper16]

Tamba's dive on Bell was awesome. lol. "Serengeti Splash!"

[milkman]

It's time to openup the offense a little.

We need to score before the half.

[Craash]

And, good field position for our O.

[FloridaMan88]

Let's take this clock into the half and hopefully get a FG

Clock/Ball Control O

[KCDU]

HA HA Elam shanked it... a sign of things to come.

[Raiderhater]

NO GOOD!

[Ultra Peanut]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

EAT SHIT ELAM!

[Rausch]

Our defense is going to have to score about 10 pts for us to win this game.

[Chief Chief]

That non-call on the intentional grounding was definitely a homer call...

[Craash]

Len Eliot would be proud!

[Bob Dole]

This game is about as exciting as watching paint dry.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Can we just take one look deep off of PA on 1st down??

[Ultra Peanut]

Tamba's dive on Bell was awesome. lol. "Serengeti Splash!"He felt the POOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEEEEEE-uh! Period.

[CHIEF4EVER]

Now let's see if Hermanheimer will actually take a few chances and score.

[PastorMikH]

Dear Lord, please be with the server. Amen





You know, I really don't care if the score is 7-3 or 48-35 as long as we win.


KC's D is on the verge of being back!

[JBucc]

When someone grabs LJ's ankle and someone esle hits him high that scares me

[runnercyclist]

Let's get a field goal before half

[Rausch]

Don't get risky now. We're tied, I don't want to see a pick for a TD because we thought Huard-able was Joe Montana in the 2 minute drill...

[headsnap]

This game is about as exciting as watching paint dry.
I'd rather be bored than pissed... ;)

[Craash]

I'm not sure about exciting, buy had you offered me a tied game at halftime prior to the game, I would have jumped all over it.

[SPchief]

NEED to score before halftime

[FloridaMan88]

This is going to be one of the quickest Chiefs games in recent memory

[Rain Man]

Tamba's dive on Bell was awesome. lol. "Serengeti Splash!"

That gave me a laugh. It was a Bell-y flop.


Elam is no longer an effective kicker above 40 yards.


And if you can't tell, my video feed is about 2 minutes behind.

[Chief Chief]

What's the choice gonna be:

1) Get the passing game going strong and score some points before half-time...OR...

2) Run out the clock and be happy with a tie...?

[Ugly Duck]

This game is about as exciting as watching paint dry.A highly underated sport, IMO

[mikey23545]

Did anyone else notice the intentional grounding there, besides everyone except the refs?

Obviously Dungver pockets are only two yards wide....

[JBucc]

This game is about as exciting as watching paint dry.Good. If it was exciting that would mean Denver was running up and down the field on us.

[PastorMikH]

Let's get a touchdown before half



Fixed your post.:)

[Megbert]

Can't believe I am typing this but

The D is keeping them in the game.

[Mosbonian]

I want a drive that lasts until 1 second on the clock resulting in a TD for KC...

mmaddog
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[007]

come on O. Get us a score

[Rausch]

KC's D is on the verge of being back!

Verge?

Dude, we've shut out Denver at Denver.

WOW. Just wow...

[FloridaMan88]

Don't get risky now. We're tied, I don't want to see a pick for a TD because we thought Huard-able was Joe Montana in the 2 minute drill...


I agree, let's keep the pressure on Denver and wait for Fake to make a mistake.

[teedubya]

Who would have thought 0-0 at 2:00 warning in first half?

Weird game so far.

[Bob Dole]

Len Eliot would be proud!

If you jinxed us by invoking that name, Bob Dole will hunt you down and kill you.

[Rausch]

Great time for a screen to LJ.

[SPchief]

first down

[PastorMikH]

Facemask there on the LJ tackle. Nice no-call ref.

[FloridaMan88]

Damon is 8-8

[TinyEvel]

Did you see the goalpost flags perk up as thay set? I knew it would shank!!!!

[Craash]

1st down. Wow.

[JBucc]

LJ is the new Marshall Faulk

[SPchief]

keep it going

[siberian khatru]

Huard making smart decisions.

[007]

LJ = 1st down

[Skip Towne]

If you jinxed us by invoking that name, Bob Dole will hunt you down and kill you.
With Skip Towne in hot pursuit.

[Wa-Z]

Please stay promising!!

[cdcox]

MESSAGE TO HERM: we are not in FG range.

[runnercyclist]

that was smooth

[Ultra Peanut]

Huard's Johnson is a safety valve.

[PastorMikH]

If we keep using LJ only, they are going to try to take him out of the game like the did with Priest.

[JBucc]

OH almost hit Gonzo

[Bob Dole]

Nice to see we're happy with 3.

[KCDU]

Dammit Gonzo!!!!

[Rausch]

WTF Gonzo?...

[SPchief]

Damn so close

[Craash]

Bring it, Dole. :-)

[siberian khatru]

Dammit Gonzo! Nice throw.

[runnercyclist]

Tony???????

[QuikSsurfer]

gotta catch that... great pass

[Wa-Z]

DO NOT RUN IT!!

[JBucc]

First down!

[Craash]

1st, wtf, stop the clock!!

[milkman]

Damnit Tony!

[PastorMikH]

No excuse there Gonzo, you should have had that.



Way to to Huard & Dante!!!

[banyon]

wasted time. There's the clock management.

[JBucc]

call a TO idiot!:banghead:

[SPchief]

One shot to the endzone and then kick it

[Rausch]

NO MORE THROWING! NO MORE HUARD!

RUN LJ! SCREEN TO LJ!

NO HUARD PASSING IN THE RED ZONE!

[KCDU]

1st down... one shot at the rear corner of the endzone. Then try for 3.

[Bob Dole]

Piss poor clock management all around.

[FloridaMan88]

do we take a shot in the end zone here?

[Bwana]

Nice ****ing clock management.

[stevieray]

c'mon guys...bring the mojo...this is the best we've played there in years...

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We need to throw a fade to Tony in the corner, or a Seam route to Tony.

[Mosbonian]

No wasting beer in the name of humor....

Great commercials...

mmaddog
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[Raiderhater]

If we go into the half up 7-0, I'll likely cream my shorts.

[Ultra Peanut]

There we go. Was that so hard?

[JonesCrusher]

one shot at 6?

[PastorMikH]

do we take a shot in the end zone here?



There or on the sideline and tell the WR to step out IMEDIATELY

[milkman]

With one time out remaining, Chiefs need to take one shot at the end zone, before they settle for a FG.

My money, though, says they just run the ball and set up for the FG attempt.

Or they just kick here.

[stevieray]

and we get the ball back in the third...keep it going...

[Easy 6]

Yep, Herm told LJ to hitch up the yoke this week young fella' cause your gonna carry us. MIGHT get out of half up 3-0 :arrow:

[Wa-Z]

GONZALEZ!

[SPchief]

nice now go to the endzone

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Run one more play here. 3 step drop and a fade.

[Craash]

With Skip Towne in hot pursuit.

Brings to mind "Enous" from Dukes of hazard. hehe.

[TinyEvel]

one more.

[JBucc]

Herm conservative? I think not.

[banyon]

one more shot, TG perhaps?

[milkman]

Good heads up play by Samie.

[QuikSsurfer]

what????

[SPchief]

:banghead:

[Skip Towne]

I wonder when was the last time Denver was shut out at home. Even for a half?

[Wa-Z]

GRRRRRRRRRRR

[Mecca]

Huard just blew our last TO.......that's pathetic.

[chefsos]

Take a shot at the end zone!

[JBucc]

Huard idiot? I think yes.

[Rain Man]

We need to throw a fade to Tony in the corner, or a Seam route to Tony.

Or maybe something in the back of the end zone to Tony.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Timeout by US WHAT THE F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rausch]

Good.

Just kick the field goal and go in with the lead...

[TinyEvel]

WTF?!! Burn our timeout?

[Bwana]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[banyon]

WTF??? WHY DID WE CALL TIME?!!! :mad:

[ChiefsfaninPA]

What the hell are the using a timeout for now.

[cdcox]

YoU haBe to be kiDDDING me

[Mosbonian]

I blame that shit on Herm.....

[CHIEF4EVER]

Huard is an idjit. What a waste of a time out.

[Bob Dole]

Too much time wasted getting the ****ing play so either we won't get a shot at the endzone or we'll take our shot and end up with no points.

Bad, bad clock management.

[JonesCrusher]

NO there goes our shot in the middle

[Mecca]

Ugh Huard just cost us a shot at a TD stupid ****er.

[Wa-Z]

omg...

['Hamas' Jenkins]

This is just retarded.

[Chief Chief]

Can't Solari and Edwards get their S*&@ together and at least think a couple of plays ahead???

[PastorMikH]

Our last TO. Go for 3 and go to the lockerroom.

[milkman]

Dumbasses!

[Ultra Peanut]

YOU'VE GOTTA BE ****ING KIDDING ME

[QuikSsurfer]

yesh.. glad it went in

[KCDU]

Finally, woo.... 3 points and the ball at the 2nd half

[runnercyclist]

I'll take 3-0

[NUMBER7]

3 Nothing KANSAS CITY! Eat that Denver!

[JBucc]

We lead at the half in Denver. Should be at least 6-0 but this half is a victory!

[007]

A defensive battle..... In Denver? WOW

[Bob Dole]

The Defense pitches a first half shutout! WOO ****ING HOOOO!

[TinyEvel]

Let's give Herm a new nickname... "tres"

(pronounced "trace", gringos)

[dirk digler]

Well at least we got a FG. Who would have thought we would be leading at half 3-0. Not me

[Rausch]

KC LEAD!

For the 1st half KC shuts out denber in denber! ROFL

[ChiefsfaninPA]

We should've taken one more shot.

[Mosbonian]

The only positive is that we put points on the board and get the ball to start the 2nd Half...

mmaddog
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[stevieray]

I am estatic. Great first half.

[Bwana]

That was a hell of a lot of drama for 3 points. This outfit makes Dickey V's clock management look good.

[PastorMikH]

I'm quite happy with that FG!!!


Now it's going to come down to which team makes the best adjustments at halftime.

[GoHuge]

WTF was that?? Wasted TO, than FG!!! Can we say clock management!

[Rain Man]

Yay, Lawrence Tynes!

I say it again. Yay, Lawrence Tynes!

[Chief Chief]

They took too long to get a single play in and Huard was forced to burn the last time-out. This shortly after KC using their second time-out. They had plenty of time to get a couple of plays ready to call depending on the situation...F@%#!!!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Herm is a f*cking tard. I've never seen someone so afraid of winning.

[JBucc]

w00t!

[Rausch]

Do I dare to dream?

[siberian khatru]

Why is Herm afraid of touchdowns?

Easily could have thrown a quickly into end zone, or better yet (IMO) call a draw to LJ. Why take the 3 so early there?

Otherwise, a terrific 1st half. Team was very well prepared. So although I criticize Herm situationally, he's done a great job this week preparing the team.

[Skip Towne]

We get the ball first next half. A 10 point lead would look good.

[TinyEvel]

HERE COME THE BOO BIRDS!!! YES!!!!!

BYE BYE PLUMMER!!!!

[Bob Dole]

Never in Bob Dole's wildest dreams would this game see us up 3-0 at the half.

Wow.

Just... WOW.

[PastorMikH]

Part of the problem, I'd say MOST of the problem with clock management is Huard. I'm not upset though because he's already doing WAY better than I expected. The more time he spends in the game, the better he'll get at working with the clock.

[Rain Man]

Hell. I've lost my TV signal. Hell, hell, hell.

[chefsos]

As for the D, I think that giving up 20 yard big plays rather than 60 is a big deal.

[FloridaMan88]

Herm is a f*cking tard. I've never seen someone so afraid of winning.


In this time of game, with a back-up QB in there you take points anyway you can get them. I'll gladly take a 3-0 lead into the half, with the Chiefs getting the ball first to start the second half.

[Ugly Duck]

Well at least we got a FG. Who would have thought we would be leading at half 3-0. Not meMe neither. I picked this game as a 0-0 tie. Dang it.... I missed again!

[007]

3-0 I will take it

[TinyEvel]

So far, so good. Martyball or not. I'm glad we're leading them AND get the ball. we even gave them a couple great chances.
TWO turnovers. We're doing great, considering, IMO.

[Skip Towne]

We should've taken one more shot.
Couldn't. We were out of time outs.

[Megbert]

3-0 good guys.

D has looked impressive aside from a couple plays.

O is looking about as good as can be expected. Just need no fumbles.

[TinyEvel]

BELIEVE!!!!!! Bizzles!

[beer bacon]

The only positive is that we put points on the board and get the ball to start the 2nd Half...

mmaddog
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There are a ****ton of positives. What did you think the score would be at halftime?

[SPchief]

How many people thought that we would LEAD at halftime?

[FloridaMan88]

Part of the problem, I'd say MOST of the problem with clock management is Huard. I'm not upset though because he's already doing WAY better than I expected. The more time he spends in the game, the better he'll get at working with the clock.


Sounds like from Fat Gretz report that there was a mix-up involving Tony Gonzalez which forced Damon to burn the timeout. Sounds like more of a personnel issue than a clock-management issue.

[Ultra Peanut]

"Sounds like a personnel issue to me!"

[mikey23545]

wasted time. There's the clock management.

Extremely stupid statement. The players on the field thought Dante was ruled out of bounds instead of his forward progress being stopped. The wasted time came from Huard looking over to the sidelines to see what to do...It had nothing to do with Edwards.

[Fish]

Kevin Sampson first half..... not too bad. They're doing a good job of keeping it simple and quick, and he's holding his own better than I thought he would....

[Inspector]

I am amazed.

Only ahead by 3, but I'm having a great time.

I think they just might be able to do it. This is too cool!

[OldTownChief]

I'm impressed with the D line play so far and I love the game plan fo our O.

[KCTitus]

Will Herm sit on this lead and start milking the clock in the second half?

[Frazod]

Not happy with the offense, or that bullshit clock management fiasco at the end of the half, but seriously, have we EVER shut these turds out for an entire half, especially at home?

Hard to argue with that. :thumb:

[Chieftain58]

Broncos are playing not to lose also? wtf

[Raiderhater]

F#CK, F#CK, F#CK!!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH HERM?!?!?!?

That pisses me off like no other.

[dj56dt58]

Hell. I've lost my TV signal. Hell, hell, hell.
Same here..**** me

[ROYC75]

WOW ....... JUST WOW.

Clock management and all, the fumble, etc. :shake:

But the D is looking pretty damn good so far.

[Skip Towne]

Hell. I've lost my TV signal. Hell, hell, hell.
Hey, look, Rainman cussed. Please note he does not have Directv.

[Psyko Tek]

no bootlegs?
pullin in jakes riens
if they ain't gonna let him try to win it they will lose

[Chieftain58]

Great game management so far!!!

[Hog Rider]

Time of possesion:

Chiefs-18:15
Donks-11:45

I'll take it. Now let's double it.

[Bob Dole]

Absolutely horrid clock management brought on by the fact that Herm is perfectly content with 3 points.

ARGH!

[siberian khatru]

Will Herm sit on this lead and start milking the clock in the second half?

3 kneeldowns to start the half.

[Inspector]

Thanks Elam.

Just wouldn't be the same score without ya bud!

Keep it up.

[Craash]

She could sneak up on me.

[Skip Towne]

Has anyone seen the time of possession? Donks D should start wearing out soon. Pound 'em!

[Mosbonian]

There are a ****ton of positives. What did you think the score would be at halftime?

If you are talking about the whole game yes there are a lot more positives...

I was talking specifically about getting the FG, not the TD try.

mmaddog
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[JonesCrusher]

This would be a great time for a 10 minute drive, preferably with seven points at the end

[007]

what happend. we lost the game

[chefsos]

I was just jolted outta my chair when I heard that Huard is 11/12. Didn't hear the yardage 'cause that's when I hit the floor.

[Chief Chief]

What KC needs to do in the 2nd half:

- Offense:

1) Run LJ between the tackles/TEs and then run him some more between the tackles/TEs.

2) Keep passes going to LJ and TG.

3) Try a play-action and a pump fake with a deep throw to Kennison.

- Defense:

1) Blitz more often.

2) Defend the bootleg cuz it's coming!!

3) Force a turnover.

[Wa-Z]

Who is that Price Chopper chick...she's hot.

[007]

great observation by Simms there.l Bet he thought that up all by himself too.

[runnercyclist]

88

[banyon]

Extremely stupid statement. The players on the field thought Dante was ruled out of bounds instead of his forward progress being stopped. The wasted time came from Huard looking over to the sidelines to see what to do...It had nothing to do with Edwards.

"Extremely Stupid." :spock:

Considering about 10 other people said exactly the same thing and I posted the instant after it happened and you had about 3 minutes or more hindsight, maybe you could save your vitriol for the 2nd half or Donkey 's fans, por favor.

[cdcox]

That wind is something else.

[KChiefs1]

I know there's a lot of MartyBall haters here but who can complain about what you saw in the first half? When is the last time the Chiefs led the Donko's at halftime in Denver??????

[JBucc]

nice field position

[Bob Dole]

You know it's really going to piss Bob Dole off when Dante busts one and runs out of bounds at the 2 because Herm wants to burn more clock.

[SPchief]

lj

[Mosbonian]

Good job Dante!!!!

mmaddog
*******

[Ultra Peanut]

Cheaters!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TinyEvel]

I love how the ANNcr called Bailey Law

[siberian khatru]

Man, he's so good.

[runnercyclist]

Yahoo LJ nice move

[NUMBER7]

LJ...nice run.

[SPchief]

HELL YEAH LJ GET YOU SOME

[Craash]

Again. LJ is a MAN.

[PastorMikH]

AWESOME RUN LJ!!!!

[Wa-Z]

I thought he was gone.

[JBucc]

LLLLLLLLJJJJJJJJ

[Bob Dole]

LJ!!!

[TinyEvel]

WHOOOOOT!!!

[Ultra Peanut]

Ty Law? Did the teams arrange a trade at the break?

[runnercyclist]

Way to fight Bennett

[SPchief]

Bennet does his best Dante impression

[Mosbonian]

Paging Bronco #25...please collect your jock at the Lost and Found...

mmaddog
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[Skip Towne]

24 yds on that run by LJ. That'll help the avg.

[Ultra Peanut]

LJ!

Nice run by Bennett.

[Craash]

Time for a slant.

[TinyEvel]

we need to go air.

[WebGem]

ROFL

[Frazod]

Ty Law? Did the teams arrange a trade at the break?

Simms has his head up his ass today.

[Craash]

turley.

[JBucc]

****

[runnercyclist]

Ok don't turn it over

[milkman]

Damn!!!!!

[KCDU]

Why can't Huard ever make a decision after 2 seconds?

[cdcox]

Turley owned.

[PastorMikH]

First sack.

:banghead:

[NUMBER7]

Pocket collapses...great. Wasted drive.

[Craash]

Another beauty.

[JBucc]

HOLY SHIT!!

[Wa-Z]

He does not have very godo pocket presence.

[TinyEvel]

BONUS FOR DUSTIN!!!

[Chieftain58]

awesome punt

[runnercyclist]

Unbelieveable

[SPchief]

Colquit for mvp

[KCDU]

Colquitt for MVP!!!!

[cdcox]

Swwweeetttt

[Rausch]

HELL YEAH!

Colquit is superhuman!