****OFFICIAL Chiefs Vs Cheatin' Donkeys Game Day Thread***

[GoHuge]

Watch the misdirection plays! MCFLY!!!!

[runnercyclist]

that LJ fumble looking big now

[PastorMikH]

Tons of chop-blocks going on.


Someone needs to tell our DL to wait and then plant a cleat right in their backs.

[Frazod]

Sonofabitch.

[FloridaMan88]

I could just kill Damon Huard now god-damn turnover

[Skip Towne]

I don't think Plummer can throw. He has a glove on his hand.

[cdcox]

Just tackle him Walls, quit trying to strip

[007]

we need a turnover right now

[TinyEvel]

hang in there

[PastorMikH]

We desperately need a turn-over here.

[Chieftain58]

make em kick!

[Bob Dole]

And this is why you don't "settle" for ****ing field goals, Herm. You dominate almost 3 full quarters of the game and end up on the verge of trailing.

[TinyEvel]

INT!!!

[siberian khatru]

WTF do we always surround a guy and he squirts past for another 3+ yards?

[Rain Man]

Neither team is going to throw it for the rest of the game.

[Craash]

4 down!!

[Bob Dole]

If our first contact would bring them down, we'd be a lot beter off...

[Otter]

I don't think Plummer can throw. He has a glove on his hand.

Is that an Elway joke, if so I remember that game.

[JonesCrusher]

kick it bitches

[SPchief]

STOPPED

[PastorMikH]

WAY TO HOLD EM D!

[JBucc]

haha

[cdcox]

That was some nice D.

[NUMBER7]

What a hit. Hold them to 3.

[Frazod]

Ha. Settle for 3, you f#cks. nlm

[runnercyclist]

Nice hit Page!

[Skip Towne]

we need a turnover right now
Almost got it

[Chieftain58]

Good job D

[007]

We held them.

[TinyEvel]

WE HELD THEM!!!

Now, no more F-ups, please, guys?!!!

[JBucc]

now let's get us a TD

[SPchief]

We need a LONG drive for a touchdown.

[Ultra Peanut]

IN-COM-PLETE!!!!!!

[GoHuge]

All right guys now hold on to the F**KIN ball!

[Skip Towne]

A shutout for 44 minutes.

[headsnap]

I saw alot of Orange and Blue rolling up on Red and Gold legs on that drive...

[Megbert]

OK time for a time consuming 15+ play drive. thank you cap'n obvious.

[runnercyclist]

Way to hold them boys

[Mosbonian]

This would be the perfect time for a Dante Hall return for a TD...

Just run upfield Dante.

mmaddog
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[Rain Man]

That was on the extreme end of Elam's range, but he managed to power it through.

[siberian khatru]

C'mon, Dante, take it the house. One cut, straight up the field.

[milkman]

Right about now would be a great time for Dante to bust out a long return.

[Bob Dole]

Those Diet Pepsi machine commercials have to be one of the stupidest ****ing ad campaigns ever.

[PastorMikH]

We need a LONG drive for a touchdown.


Yep!

FGs are going to be hard to get once the 4th quarter gets here and Tynes has to kick into that wind.

[Otter]

I can't keep up what the **** is going on here....boooog out!!!111

[Ultra Peanut]

THE FIIIIIIIIIIINAL COUNTDOOOOWWWWWWWWN!!!!!

[runnercyclist]

Nice Samie P

[Bob Dole]

The litte guy put his head down and showed some power.

Huard has been a man.

[007]

LJ!

[dirk digler]

Nice run by LJ

[Wa-Z]

What Al Davis comments??

[Megbert]

15 min left for a chiefs victory.

[Rain Man]

Wow. I love seeing us take advantage of a cornerback playing 10 yards off the ball. The score is now 902,834 to 1.

[FloridaMan88]

Holy shit this could be for real now... 1 more quarter left

[Bob Dole]

We lead after 3.

(Bob Dole just had a mini orgasm.)

[PastorMikH]

Can we get through the 4th before I have to go to work???

[bringbackmarty]

ubelievable defense, gunther owns denver. Everyone is playing great.

[siberian khatru]

My left nut for a Chiefs TD (saving the right one for a Super Bowl).

[Ultra Peanut]

This is pretty remarkable.

[runnercyclist]

Need to matriculate the ball down the field now

[dirk digler]

Cmon let's have a long TD drive and put this game away

[FloridaMan88]

No deep dropbacks for Huard, SOLARI

[JBucc]

If we can get a TD this one's over

[Megbert]

In the vast recesses of my mind I seem to recall Chiefs games like this.

[Chieftain58]

LJ nice job

[Skip Towne]

Donx D should be wearing down. How many yds does LJ have?

[cdcox]

Can we get through the 4th before I have to go to work???

I doubt they will start without you. :)

[Ultra Peanut]

"Jerry Moran is a giver, not a taker. That's just gay."

[runnercyclist]

Wouldnt have gone for much anyway but stops the damn clock

[JBucc]

stupid Dunn stopping the clock

holy shit whataplay by Jets WR!

[PastorMikH]

We ran a bootleg and it would have worked if Dunn had caught that.

[TinyEvel]

THE FIIIIIIIIIIINAL COUNTDOOOOWWWWWWWWN!!!!!

:rockon:

[JBucc]

100 4 LJ

[Skip Towne]

Can we get through the 4th before I have to go to work???
I thought you already put in your hour.

[runnercyclist]

3rd and 6

No mistakes

[Chieftain58]

100 yards... for LJ

[runnercyclist]

Lucky

[JBucc]

What a stupid ****ing playcall. Like the weren't expecting that.

[banyon]

Yikes that was close.

[cdcox]

Breathe. Breathe.

[Chieftain58]

jeesh nice job by Gonzalez saving the int.

[siberian khatru]

Need a turnover down here.

[SPchief]

DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE

[runnercyclist]

Too much leg even into that wind

[Bob Dole]

Our punter sucks!

Just kidding.

[dirk digler]

I feel a turnover returned for a TD coming up for our D

[Ultra Peanut]

CUT COLQUITT

[CoMoChief]

This isnt a good DEN team.

[Rain Man]

Huge heads-up play by Gonzalez.

Hey...Colquitt's punt went into the end zone. What happens when that occurs?

[Ugly Duck]

Donx D should be wearing down. How many yds does LJ have?

Total Yards:

250 KC, 179 Denver


Nice job....

[Bob Dole]

Can our D come up with 2 or 3 more stops?

[Chief Chief]

We need to change up our play-calling by executing some mis-direction plays to get their defense off-balance.

[JBucc]

Come on Jake! Do something good for us!

[runnercyclist]

San Diego squeeking by Tennessee 26-0

[dirk digler]

That wasn't it

[Bob Dole]

Why is it they always whistle it dead after we pick the ****ing ball up?

[mikey23545]

I think the Donks have started assuming control...The O had too many chances without putting Dungver away.

[runnercyclist]

Rod Smith is concussed

[Skip Towne]

where has Mitchell been all day?

[PastorMikH]

I thought you already put in your hour.
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Double-header. 2nd round at 6pm.


I imagine that I will be camped out at the TV in the office shortly.

[JBucc]

Welcome the NFL Mike Bell.

[SPchief]

come on guys 3rd and long

[FloridaMan88]

3rd and long... HOLD THEM!

[MichaelH]

WOOHOO D

[Wa-Z]

Wow our D is playing sharp.

Another thing I noticed...no stupid penalties!

[JBucc]

Rat is doing everything he can to not let Jake touch it.

[runnercyclist]

How does that get 10?

[PastorMikH]

Let's not worry 'bout that holding now.

[dirk digler]

Wow Blatant holding by the Donks

[SPchief]

When will our recievers get to hold on to the defense without being flagged?

[Wa-Z]

Ouch....

[cdcox]

Even Wesley is hitting again.

[NUMBER7]

Rung his Bell.

[Megbert]

D hitting hard as fkuc!

[Bob Dole]

Wesley took his ****ing hat off!

[runnercyclist]

Mike Bell may be concussed now

[JBucc]

wide open. Ty Law sucks!

[runnercyclist]

No pressure on Jake the Mistake

[Skip Towne]

Stop 'em D

[cdcox]

Law bitching out Knight again.

[QuikSsurfer]

wesley can still lay the wood.
damnit.. wide open

[Bob Dole]

That's the most open receiver they've had all day.

[Frazod]

I now officially hate that motherf#cker Walker. :#

[Megbert]

sammy knight late in his assignment again.

[GoHuge]

This is making my stomach hurt

[JBucc]

same type of route

[Chieftain58]

we are blowing it!

[PastorMikH]

CRAP!

The D needs to step up!

[Skip Towne]

Get a pick

[JBucc]

come on turnover!

[runnercyclist]

Mo shift needed

[Bob Dole]

Plummer with a nice false start bounce no-call.

COME ON DEFENSE!

[PastorMikH]

When will our recievers get to hold on to the defense without being flagged?


Not 'till we play a team the refs hate worse than us. Probably wihen we play the raiders.

[JBucc]

**** **** **** **** ****

[SPchief]

STEP IT UP DEFENSE

[Chieftain58]

Looks like our D is tired

[PastorMikH]

They've got our D on their heels, WE NEED A PLAY!!!

[CupidStunt]

Bending too much now.

Turnover is needed because we aren't going to score much on them.

[CoMoChief]

We need to start blitzing.

[Bob Dole]

Why are their receivers wide open all of a sudden?

[bringbackmarty]

shit i gues I jinxed them nut hooks for me.

[Otter]

Say Hello to my little friend:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/kendrell_bell.jpg

[siberian khatru]

Another missed tackle.

[Frazod]

Enter the thin air. The D is exhausted. :cuss:

[JBucc]

grab the little ****er! This game may come down to Huard having to lead us to a GW drive. :shake:

[Ultra Peanut]

Sigh.

[runnercyclist]

This sucks

[Bob Dole]

Had him in the ****ing backfield and let him go

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Just settle for 3 before the half, right guys?? Real f*cking smart.

[Chieftain58]

fug

[banyon]

Jeez, we might want that TO later... :(

[PastorMikH]

Why are their receivers wide open all of a sudden?


'Cause we quit attacking and started giving the WRs a cushion.

[MichaelH]

I take that WOO HOO D comment back. Turds!

[Ultra Peanut]

grab the little ****er! This game may come down to Huard having to lead us to a GW drive. :shake:Hahahahahahahaha.

[Bwana]

What happeed to the D this drive? ****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

This is why you have to have a killer instinct. Edwards doesn't know what that is, and it's going to cost us this game.

[GoHuge]

Has anyone seen The Twilight zone?

[mikey23545]

Except for that ****ing freak play where Huard fumbles after catching his own pass, we would have won this game.

[PastorMikH]

I hope that's holding

[cdcox]

HOOOLLLDDDIINGGGG

[JBucc]

WHAT!!!!! BULLSHIT!!!

[Skip Towne]

Un f*ckin believable!!!!!!!!!

[TinyEvel]

THAT WAS A B S CALL

[cdcox]

bs call

[NUMBER7]

That's a chicken shit call.

[Frazod]

Nice home cooking by the bought officials. 4321

[PastorMikH]

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!!


He was nowhere near that facemask!!!!

[Bob Dole]

"Broncos have not been penalized today."

What a shocker.

And that's a BS flag on Hali.

[Mosbonian]

Replay that someone....anyone notice the flag come flying in before Hali even touched the guy?

mmaddog
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[BigOlChiefsfan]

"Denver hasn't been penalized all day today"

Of course not. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.

[siberian khatru]

WHAT A CROCk!

[TinyEvel]

KILL THEM!!!!

[mikey23545]

Well, the D played their hearts out today.

[Megbert]

FACEMASK!??? /end jim mora voice

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That flag was on the ground before Hali's arm was back to his hip. What a joke.

[JBucc]

Why was the defender 5 yards to the left of the TE?

[SPchief]

come on

[cdcox]

Bell one on one is a very bad idea

[FloridaMan88]

bad throw by Fake

[SPchief]

STOPPED!!!!!!!!11

[TinyEvel]

BOOOOOOO BIRDS

[siberian khatru]

Stunned they didn't flag us, just to screw us.

[Megbert]

w00t!!! D holds.!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1

[JBucc]

HAAAAAAAA look at Rat's faceLMAO

[PastorMikH]

I STRONGLY DISLIKE REFS!!!!

[FloridaMan88]

Wow!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

The refs handed them a touchdown and they still couldn't take it.

[Chieftain58]

James Reed applying some pressure........ repeat from the announcer...

[banyon]

Kendrell Bell tried to hand them the game. I guess they just didn't want it.

[NLU Tailgater]

atta Gun

[SPchief]

Shanahan is a GENIOUS

[Frazod]

Alright. Enough excuses and bullshit. WE NEED A SCORE ON THIS DRIVE.

[007]

Come on Offense. Drive out the game now.

[TinyEvel]

D is doing pretty well.

[Skip Towne]

Donx are imploding!!!!!!!!! Run it down their throat.

[Ultra Peanut]

Great pass. LMAO

[mikey23545]

That facemask call was as bogus as any call I have ever seen.

[Chief Chief]

We're gonna have to go more to our passing game.

[FloridaMan88]

I'd love a clock killing drive that results in a game-winning FG/TD

[Mecca]

Jake Plummer is ****ing brutal out there, he alone is giving the Chiefs every shot to win this game.

[Mosbonian]

OK....the Defense held them to 3....it's our turn to milk the clock and score a TD or FG with only 1 second left in the game.

mmaddog
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[Bwana]

Good, that was a horse shit face mask call.

[TinyEvel]

No mistakes on this drive and we win.

This is turning into one great game. (or at least, will be if we win)

[milkman]

Wow!

Tamb's hand barely touched the face mask, and they not only called a face mask, but a personal foul!?!?!?

When will that cheap ass Carl buy off officials like the rest of the league?

[JBucc]

This is it Mr. Huard. Time to put down the mortar for our red and gold brick road to the Super Bowl. You're not in Kansas City anymore.

[FloridaMan88]

there is no way Fake makes it to week 6 as Denver's starting QB

[GoHuge]

I'm speechless

[MichaelH]

The D dropped their sacks on that last drive. I cannot believe they only got 3 points. It's time for a TD pass to a WR, now!

[Bob Dole]

Nice home cooking by the bought officials. 4321


Oh come on. You know Denver hasn't really committed any rule infractions today and Hali almost took the guy's head off with that imaginary face mask.

[Skip Towne]

I wish I'd have taken that 10 and a half and plunked down a couple thou.

[CoMoChief]

That facemask flag was thrown almost before Hali made the tackle.

[TinyEvel]

THAT CALL WILL BE OUR COMPLAINT FODDER FOR THE WEEK>

AND YES, IT WAS BULL S***, OR SHALL WE CALL IT DONKSH***.?

[banyon]

Well i think everyone here would've taken a 6-6 tie with a shot to win it.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

This needs to be a run heavy drive, because the wind is kicking up like a mof*cker.

[JBucc]

75 yards to victory

[FloridaMan88]

a big return from Dante would be nice

[runnercyclist]

This is exciting

[TinyEvel]

At least he held onto it.
Here we go. Time for the Chiefs O to shine.

[Bob Dole]

Exhibit T why we should have kept Blaylock.

[mikey23545]

With Trent this game would have been a laugher.

[Frazod]

I think Hall's lost his burst. We've used him on offense too much.

[Mosbonian]

Anyone got the footage of the replay....I still say the flag was flying even before Hali got to the guy.

mmaddog
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[TinyEvel]

This is LJ's and our Line's game to win now

[kcxiv]

Blaylock sucked

[JBucc]

Now no more passes to yourself Huard, you greedy bastard.

[Megbert]

I thought the penalty had to be committed before the flag could be thrown. Maybe that ref is Merlin???

[runnercyclist]

LJ for 50

[JBucc]

I have to pee really bad but I cannot leave.

[Chieftain58]

chump

[Frazod]

I thought the penalty had to be committed before the flag could be thrown. Maybe that ref is Merlin???

Maybe he's just bought.

[Bob Dole]

COME ON LARRY!

[Mecca]

Ugh.......3 and out.

[JBucc]

son of a bitch

[Simply Red]

I have to pee really bad but I cannot leave.


Same Here

[SPchief]

Defense is gonna half to win this for us

[cdcox]

You can only go to that well so many times.

[runnercyclist]

yuck

[Mosbonian]

That was not a good set...

[dirk digler]

Damn bad play call again.

Solari sucks

[Frazod]

Tipped passes have killed us today. Is Huard like 4'8" or something? Shit. :cuss:

[Skip Towne]

We may not get the ball back.

[NUMBER7]

3 and out. Denver has adjusted their D.

[Bob Dole]

**** **** ****! Of all the goddamned times to ****ing pass.

[siberian khatru]

Fug. Fugfugfug.

[007]

crap!!!1

[JBucc]

nice kick

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Could we be any more f*cking predictable. My god.

[Mecca]

Williams got lucky there....

[Ultra Peanut]

**** you, Solari.

**** you.

[mikey23545]

Game over, dammit.