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dirk digler
11-21-2006, 01:46 PM
I know everybody will be disappointed.



http://www.wwtdd.com/

TMZ said about an hour ago that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will issue a joint statement later today that will deny, again, the rumor that they made a sex tape while on their honeymoon. TMZ says:

Reps from the divorcing couple tell us that both Britney and Kevin want to put an end to rumors that K-Fed is out peddling a sex tape for some quick cash. They have agreed to jointly issue a statement, hoping to put an end to the flurry of stories that such a tape exists.

All day yesterday there was the rumor that Britney was gonna get preemptive and release the tape for free, which never made a bit of sense, but whatever. These two have done nothing but lie to the public for about a year now, so this doesn't really settle anything, except that hopefully it will never be released. I'd rather see a tape of my Starbucks dude using his dick to stir the coffee I'm drinking right now than a tape with a grunting Kevin Federline.

L.A. Chieffan
11-21-2006, 01:47 PM
sounds like conditions of a settlement

4th and Long
11-21-2006, 01:48 PM
She paid him off.

KC-TBB
11-21-2006, 01:49 PM
there goes my Christmas present for all the guys at work...damn, how about Paris, anything new?

dirk digler
11-21-2006, 01:49 PM
I figured she paid him off. That's a damn shame too.

StcChief
11-21-2006, 01:51 PM
Let's qualify that....

No Britney Sex Tape YET

siberian khatru
11-21-2006, 01:58 PM
She's gonna wind up doing porn anyway. She should release the tape herself to ensure that that uber-douche never collects a dime.

vailpass
11-21-2006, 02:00 PM
Without having seen a video of Britney the backwater ditch pig getting needle-dicked by K-Fed the white trash trailer park king my life is now void of meaning.

jidar
11-21-2006, 02:02 PM
She's gonna wind up doing porn anyway. She should release the tape herself to ensure that that uber-douche never collects a dime.


she wont because she's made so much money Jesus hits her up for loans.

boogblaster
11-21-2006, 02:05 PM
That pisses me off..spent all that money on lube and towelettes...

FringeNC
11-21-2006, 02:41 PM
Why does she assume releasing a porn tape would be bad for her career? I think the old saying as "there is no such thing as bad publicity" is true here.

How big of a celebrity was Paris Hilton before her homemade porno came out?

Britney Spears is delusional if she thinks she still (if ever?) has a wholesome image after repeatedly breeding with Kevin Federline.

Halfcan
11-21-2006, 03:32 PM
Why does she assume releasing a porn tape would be bad for her career? I think the old saying as "there is no such thing as bad publicity" is true here.

How big of a celebrity was Paris Hilton before her homemade porno came out?

Britney Spears is delusional if she thinks she still (if ever?) has a wholesome image after repeatedly breeding with Kevin Federline.

Tell Kramer that.

chagrin
11-21-2006, 03:57 PM
no, 10 years from now she will do Playboy, it's a given - they all do. And at that point, like the rest of them, we won't want to see it.