View Full Version : Why have the Chiefs not signed Samie?
He should be the #3 WR. Dante sucks. Gardner can't tie his shoes with out video instructions.
Frazod
03-03-2007, 02:25 AM
Saminnis can eat a dick.
OHHHHHHHHHHH Dante and Rod are threats to scare any DB in the NFL.
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Archie Bunker
03-03-2007, 02:26 AM
Because he is worthless.
Because he is worthless.
Damn. You're right. What was I thinking. Come on Carl, get this deal done.
Worth less than Stalworth? Sure. Not Gardner and Hall.
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You must be smoking crack if you think Hall is better than Samie. Like it or not after Kennison and Parker is pretty damm shaky at WR.
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You must be smoking crack if you think Hall is better than Samie. Like it or not after Kennison and Parker is pretty damm shaky at WR.
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Kennison is the only one of the three I like.
Archie Bunker
03-03-2007, 02:31 AM
Samie=crap
Hall=crap
Gardner=crap
Maybe the Chiefs are looking for some receivers who aren't crap. It would be a nice change of pace.
Samie=crap
Hall=crap
Gardner=crap
Maybe the Chiefs are looking for some receivers who aren't crap. It would be a nice change of pace.
They did dump Craphonso
Archie Bunker
03-03-2007, 02:33 AM
They did dump Craphonso
True, hopefully these 3 will join him in the land of ex-Chiefs.
I said Samie should be the #3. He should come cheap and with experience. Find the #2 in the draft, trade or FA. Hell, Kennison could retire or get hurt. Then KC is royaly screwed.
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I said Samie should be the #3. He should come cheap and with experience. Find the #2 in the draft, trade or FA. Hell, Kennison could retire or get hurt. Then KC is royaly screwed.
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This would be new?
Going into even a rebuild season with just an old Kennison is dumber than Hootie wearing a condom to Huards house.
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Archie Bunker
03-03-2007, 02:38 AM
I said Samie should be the #3. He should come cheap and with experience. Find the #2 in the draft, trade or FA. Hell, Kennison could retire or get hurt. Then KC is royaly screwed.
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I like a WR that can catch the ball and get open. I don't care if he is the #1, #2, #3, or #4 WR; he is still Samie Parker.
Going into even a rebuild season with just an old Kennison is dumber than Hootie wearing a condom to Huards house.
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Damnit. I just took a drink when I read that.
Oh great, dump Samie and pick up some midget reject from the Jets. You all's hate of all things Samie is incredible. He has sooooooooo many former Chief WRs over shadowing his play.
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Oh great, dump Samie and pick up some midget reject from the Jets. You all's hate of all things Samie is incredible. He has sooooooooo many former Chief WRs over shadowing his play.
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Free Willie!!!!
Archie Bunker
03-03-2007, 02:44 AM
Oh great, dump Samie and pick up some midget reject from the Jets. You all's hate of all things Samie is incredible. He has sooooooooo many former Chief WRs over shadowing his play.
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Huh?
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el borracho
03-03-2007, 02:45 AM
Why would we re-sign FirstDropSamie? He sucks monkey balls.
Huh?
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Samie can't hold a candle to all the Craphonsos, Minnises, Morrises that came before him. Throw out the one player that acutally PLAYED. For someone elses rejects.
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Pushead2
03-03-2007, 05:46 AM
This post is terrible , how is there someone pushing for Sammie Parker.....
Bugeater
03-03-2007, 05:50 AM
This post is terrible , how is there someone pushing for Sammie Parker.....
Post? The whole thread is terrible.
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Chiefs Pantalones
03-03-2007, 05:56 AM
I'm wondering why the Chiefs haven't brought in Donte' Stallworth.
If we don't sign a WR, we are definitely drafting one with the first pick.
CupidStunt
03-03-2007, 06:26 AM
I can't stand people who settle for trash because the current alternative is even worse.
MGRS13
03-03-2007, 07:53 AM
Samie will end up getting resigned but Webb should give him a run for his money in preseason. Should be a good battle, of course they both might just SUCK themselves right off the team. Time will tell. Samie needs to spend the next 6 months with a jugg machine, his problem has never really been getting open its just been catching the ball, which you know is pretty important.
NaptownChief
03-03-2007, 07:55 AM
If we don't sign a WR, we are definitely drafting one with the first pick.
How many years has it been now that many of us, myself included, thought that and yet neither happens.
HemiEd
03-03-2007, 07:58 AM
I think they may be taking up a collection in order to make him a fair offer.
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out Samie.
MGRS13
03-03-2007, 08:01 AM
How many years has it been now that many of us, myself included, thought that and yet neither happens.
I agree we need a wideout but of all years we should draft B.A.P. no matter the position you can make the argument that every position on this team needs a replacement.
I haven't seen shit from Samie OR Hall which makes me want them back. I'd rather have late round or even undrafted rookies on the team. Samie is just shit. He can't get catch the f*cking thing and its ALL HE HAS TO DO. He doesn't have to clean the locker room (altho there might be an opening there now that Dick Curve got promoted), he doesn't have to answer the phones, doesn't have to lock the office after work he just has to catch the freaking ball.
Seriously go get an undrafted rookie who's got shit measurables. Worst case scenario is he's as shit as samie, but only costs 260,000 on the year.
Reerun_KC
03-03-2007, 08:11 AM
It is time for the Chiefs to dump all the WR's and start over... Or recieving corp is one of the weakest in the NFL..
Stallworth might be an option, but he couldnt catch a cold in NO, we have one of those in Sammie,
I am looking forward to see Jeff Webb getting some playing time though.
CupidStunt
03-03-2007, 08:24 AM
It is time for the Chiefs to dump all the WR's and start over... Or recieving corp is one of the weakest in the NFL..
We don't really have that option. Our DTs (that aren't even signed) are the weakest in the NFL. Our LBs are among the worst. Our safeties (at least until we see Pollard and Page starting -- maybe), too. Then there's the horseshit embarrassment of an OL we have.
And it's not like we have a solid QB position.
wutamess
03-03-2007, 08:55 AM
Please tell me that I'm not dreaming of the news Samie Parker is UFA :grovel:
Please don't resign Samie.
Please don't resign Samie.
Please don't resign Samie.
This'll be worse than resigning Bartee.
Direckshun
03-03-2007, 09:46 AM
Because he has given no indication that he is an ascending player.
He's got a big heart, he's young, and he wants to block.
I'm torn on this, actually. Herm loves young, passionate players that love to get dirty, so you'd think Samie would be perfect for him as a #3 or a #4. But he also hasn't proven himself with the occasional long ball, and he's not ascending, so those are two big negatives for Herm.
So sure what's going to happen with Samie, but it wouldn't kill us to keep him around for a low price.
Reerun_KC
03-03-2007, 09:49 AM
We don't really have that option. Our DTs (that aren't even signed) are the weakest in the NFL. Our LBs are among the worst. Our safeties (at least until we see Pollard and Page starting -- maybe), too. Then there's the horseshit embarrassment of an OL we have.
And it's not like we have a solid QB position.
Wow, just take all hope away... ROFL
This team is in a mess and it will take more than one year to get it back on track to be competive... We are looking at 2 years at 8-8 with breaks or below.
We have a coach that is great at getting talent, so hopefully in 09, we can compete for a playoff berth.
Halfcan
03-03-2007, 09:49 AM
Skins will give him 58 million over 3 years.
NaptownChief
03-03-2007, 09:51 AM
Contrary to some of the "experts" commentary I believe this draft is deep at the WR position. I would be surprised if a WR isn't the BAA when we are picking. Some combination of Meachum, Rice and Jarrett will likely still be on the board when we are picking and I think any of the three would be a very pick up.
Hootie
03-03-2007, 09:53 AM
You must be smoking crack if you think Hall is better than Samie. Like it or not after Kennison and Parker is pretty damm shaky at WR.
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who are you trying to convince?
Pushead2
03-03-2007, 09:55 AM
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out Samie.
Agreed
Smed1065
03-03-2007, 10:07 AM
He should be the #3 WR. Dante sucks. Gardner can't tie his shoes with out video instructions.
I wait to judge usually but this is a "look at me" attention thread or the poster is a really dumbass. From previous input and posts,
I say this poster is and idiot. http://scosoft.com/s/i/741ccad5.gif
Did Sammy make it past the first day. OMG........
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Lets sign him for $5 million before somebody signs him. We would not want him to sign in the AFCW. http://scosoft.com/s/Action/5f7de8e2.gif
WTF?
Hell, Ph0bia could catch more passes than this dweeb. IMHO. Ph0bia would catch more on a percentage basis.
Sure-Oz
03-03-2007, 10:11 AM
Samie is a pussy, get some WR's with balls and guys that don't signal or show off after every damn catch.
Smed1065
03-03-2007, 10:15 AM
Samie is a pussy, get some WR's with balls and guys that don't signal or show off after every damn catch.
At least it is only once or twice for every twenty attempts.
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htismaqe
03-03-2007, 11:17 AM
Contrary to some of the "experts" commentary I believe this draft is deep at the WR position. I would be surprised if a WR isn't the BAA when we are picking. Some combination of Meachum, Rice and Jarrett will likely still be on the board when we are picking and I think any of the three would be a very pick up.
What experts?
Pretty much ever site I read, plus pretty much every member here, thinks this is one of the deepest WR drafts in recent memory.
We've been talking about WR's over in DraftPlanet for 2 months.
These same brianiacs that want Parker taken out and shot. Are the same genuises that cry for the loss of Chris Horn. Is he even in the NFL any more. OR the great Boerighter,
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htismaqe
03-03-2007, 11:38 AM
You've officially crossed the line into the Realm of Stupidity.
You'll struggle to find even one person here that misses Chris Horn.
Fire way, FirstDownHootie.
Parker, sadly, is the best WR since that Bronco reject Kennison. And since the Spiderman slinked along the sidelines. But Samie is not good enough to retain. Morons
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DaFace
03-03-2007, 11:42 AM
I am one of the few who keeps hoping that Samie will eventually turn out to be a decent WR for us. He has the ability to make some incredible catches, but lacks the concentration to make a lot of the easy ones. If he could fix that, we'd be in good shape.
Unfortunately, I've felt that way for a couple seasons now, and things don't seem to be changing much. I'd still like to see us keep him around though, personally.
FirstDownSamie - your dancing banana thing gets old after a while. That would work great as an actual sig so that some of us could ignore it.
htismaqe
03-03-2007, 11:53 AM
Parker, sadly, is the best WR since that Bronco reject Kennison. And since the Spiderman slinked along the sidelines. But Samie is not good enough to retain. Morons
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Being better than Snoop Minnis, Chris Horn, and Marc Boerigter is sure something to be proud of...
htismaqe
03-03-2007, 11:53 AM
I am one of the few who keeps hoping that Samie will eventually turn out to be a decent WR for us. He has the ability to make some incredible catches, but lacks the concentration to make a lot of the easy ones. If he could fix that, we'd be in good shape.
Unfortunately, I've felt that way for a couple seasons now, and things don't seem to be changing much. I'd still like to see us keep him around though, personally.
FirstDownSamie - your dancing banana thing gets old after a while. That would work great as an actual sig so that some of us could ignore it.
I'd like to keep Samie too, if for no other reason than depth. But there's no sense in overpaying for his services. Let him shop his services and find out that there's no market, then re-sign him for bottom dollar.
Being better than Snoop Minnis, Chris Horn, and Marc Boerigter is sure something to be proud of...
And throwing out Parker after the utter failuires at WR that came before him. Hoping this time the Chiefs get it right. BRILLIANT
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Skip Towne
03-03-2007, 12:05 PM
These same brianiacs that want Parker taken out and shot. Are the same genuises that cry for the loss of Chris Horn. Is he even in the NFL any more. OR the great Boerighter,
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Are you sucking Samie's dick? You must be. Nobody could be as blind as you are acting.
Iowanian
03-03-2007, 12:07 PM
The Chiefs are trying to trade the thread starter to a LA Expansion Board.
Signing S. Parker is a luxury we cannot afford right now. Considering the real possibility that we may not sign any of our UFA's, we need to first acquire:
- 1 starting LT
- at least 1 starting DT (probably 2 if we dump Sims)
- at least 1 starting LB (probably 2 if we dump Bell)
I think that's why Herm was so vocal about giving Webb some playing time in 2007.
Sure-Oz
03-03-2007, 12:54 PM
Parker is't worth shit, im sure a practice squad guy can be as productive as he has been. Wow he's fast, but has no hands and can't run routes worth crap!
Hootie
03-03-2007, 01:38 PM
I wonder what this guys affiliation to Samie Parker is.
L.A. Chieffan
03-03-2007, 01:39 PM
Sammie can block, that's the only reason he's still on the team. Personally who cares?
Bugeater
03-03-2007, 01:42 PM
I wonder what this guys affiliation to Samie Parker is.
Probably one of his Baby Mommas worried about her meal ticket.
Smed1065
03-03-2007, 01:50 PM
I wonder what this guys affiliation to Samie Parker is.
Heck it is Samie himself or maybe his agent.
Notice the name connection?
They both like bananas ?
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ChiefsCountry
03-03-2007, 01:52 PM
If we can sign Parker for chep I am all for it. He could be a nice slot receiver to throw deep to.
Ebolapox
03-03-2007, 02:12 PM
cause he sucks?
Smed1065
03-03-2007, 02:15 PM
And throwing out Parker after the utter failuires at WR that came before him. Hoping this time the Chiefs get it right. BRILLIANT
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Resign the best of the worst. Great strategy!
Ok, fess up Dawgs
Mama Hip Rockets
03-03-2007, 04:31 PM
re-signing samie parker would be the worst move in team history. and that's saying a lot.
Are you sucking Samie's dick? You must be. Nobody could be as blind as you are acting.
You have room to talk. Your chin is Larry Johnson's balls favorite resting place after some Overland Park skank refuses ass to mouth.
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Smed1065
03-03-2007, 05:03 PM
Are you sucking Samie's dick? You must be. Nobody could be as blind as you are acting.
He probably has something in his eye, right now.
He probably has something in his eye, right now.
Your sisters tits
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Smed1065
03-03-2007, 05:37 PM
Your sisters tits
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I have a grandma but no sister or mom. LOL, you fell for her line that she was my sister........... Your and idiot, thanks for playing.
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htismaqe
03-03-2007, 06:37 PM
And throwing out Parker after the utter failuires at WR that came before him. Hoping this time the Chiefs get it right. BRILLIANT
PBJ FIrstDownSamie PBJ
You're a MORON.
The Chiefs didn't THROW ANYBODY OUT, let alone Samie Parker. They're DOING HIM A FAVOR by allowing him to see if he can MAKE MORE MONEY ELSEWHERE. When he finds out that he CAN'T, they'll sign him back for a figure that works for the TEAM.
milkman
03-03-2007, 08:49 PM
I am one of the few who keeps hoping that Samie will eventually turn out to be a decent WR for us. He has the ability to make some incredible catches, but lacks the concentration to make a lot of the easy ones. If he could fix that, we'd be in good shape.
Unfortunately, I've felt that way for a couple seasons now, and things don't seem to be changing much. I'd still like to see us keep him around though, personally.
FirstDownSamie - your dancing banana thing gets old after a while. That would work great as an actual sig so that some of us could ignore it.
This is how I feel as well.
The kid has potential, he just needs to focus.
But at some point he'll have to realize that potential.
You're a MORON.
The Chiefs didn't THROW ANYBODY OUT, let alone Samie Parker. They're DOING HIM A FAVOR by allowing him to see if he can MAKE MORE MONEY ELSEWHERE. When he finds out that he CAN'T, they'll sign him back for a figure that works for the TEAM.
It is nice to see someone in love. Unless of course they are in love with themself. Other people inhabit the earth, look around, dipshit.
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Iowanian
03-03-2007, 10:17 PM
I hope the bananafan signs somewhere else, as if losing the excess dancing icons....a 3rd rate pass dropping knowwhatImsaying interviewing knowwhatahmsayin player knowwhatahmsayin.
FDS means something else I think, and both sammie's could use a spritz.
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Skip Towne
03-03-2007, 10:22 PM
I hope the bananafan signs somewhere else, as if losing the excess dancing icons....a 3rd rate pass dropping knowwhatImsaying interviewing knowwhatahmsayin player knowwhatahmsayin.
FDS means something else I think, and both sammie's could use a spritz.
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I don't think his mommy knows he is using her computer.
htismaqe
03-03-2007, 10:25 PM
It is nice to see someone in love. Unless of course they are in love with themself. Other people inhabit the earth, look around, dipshit.
:whackit: FirstDownSamie :whackit:
Third graders can think of better comebacks than that.
Skip Towne
03-03-2007, 10:26 PM
Third graders can think of better comebacks than that.
See post 72
Skip Towne
03-03-2007, 10:28 PM
It is nice to see someone in love. Unless of course they are in love with themself. Other people inhabit the earth, look around, dipshit.
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