gblowfish
11-20-2007, 09:15 AM
Top Ten Worst Bear Joke Punch Lines
10. The bear looks up from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."
9. “Looks like you’ve blown a seal,” the mechanic said. “Naw, that’s just some ice cream,” said the bear.
8. So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with it.
7. Then the guy slams the door shut, and says, "You skin that one. I'll go get another."
6. As they rounded a curve, they spotted a sign that read: "BEAR LEFT," and they turned around and went home.
5. The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!"
4. "Thank you, Lord!" exclaimed the bear, "for this meal I'm about to receive!"
3. So the bear says, "You didn't really come here to hunt, did you?"
2. “Gladly, the cross-eyed bear.”
1. Q: Have you ever hunted bear? A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!
10. The bear looks up from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."
9. “Looks like you’ve blown a seal,” the mechanic said. “Naw, that’s just some ice cream,” said the bear.
8. So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with it.
7. Then the guy slams the door shut, and says, "You skin that one. I'll go get another."
6. As they rounded a curve, they spotted a sign that read: "BEAR LEFT," and they turned around and went home.
5. The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!"
4. "Thank you, Lord!" exclaimed the bear, "for this meal I'm about to receive!"
3. So the bear says, "You didn't really come here to hunt, did you?"
2. “Gladly, the cross-eyed bear.”
1. Q: Have you ever hunted bear? A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!