Top Ten Worst Bear Joke Punch Lines

**gblowfish** · 11-20-2007, 09:15 AM

Top Ten Worst Bear Joke Punch Lines
10. The bear looks up from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised."
9. “Looks like you’ve blown a seal,” the mechanic said. “Naw, that’s just some ice cream,” said the bear.
8. So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with it.
7. Then the guy slams the door shut, and says, "You skin that one. I'll go get another."
6. As they rounded a curve, they spotted a sign that read: "BEAR LEFT," and they turned around and went home.
5. The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!"
4. "Thank you, Lord!" exclaimed the bear, "for this meal I'm about to receive!"
3. So the bear says, "You didn't really come here to hunt, did you?"
2. “Gladly, the cross-eyed bear.”
1. Q: Have you ever hunted bear? A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!

**Skip Towne** · 11-20-2007, 09:25 AM

Now where is that girl you want me to fight?

ROYC75 · 11-20-2007, 10:36 AM

You forgot The Bears, Why did we stop in Chicago ?

RJ · 11-20-2007, 10:47 AM

This thread is offensive to the bear community.

Mr. Plow · 11-20-2007, 10:58 AM

Violation of copyright.

**Rain Man** · 11-20-2007, 06:11 PM

One of my all-time favorite Far Side cartoons was one where two bears were in the circus, and one of them was wearing a muzzle. The other one had the muzzle halfway off, and was saying, "Well, hey. These things just snap right off."

CHIEF4EVER · 11-20-2007, 07:19 PM

HOW TO CATCH A BEAR

1. Find a frozen over pond.

2. Cut a large circular hole in the ice thus exposing freezing cold water.

3. Line the rim of the hole with peas.

4. Hide in bushes and wait.

5. When the bear goes to take a pea, rush up behind him and kick him in the icehole.

*badum pish*

11-20-2007, 09:15 AM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17606178 VARSITY	Top Ten Worst Bear Joke Punch Lines Top Ten Worst Bear Joke Punch Lines 10. The bear looks up from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised." 9. “Looks like you’ve blown a seal,” the mechanic said. “Naw, that’s just some ice cream,” said the bear. 8. So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with it. 7. Then the guy slams the door shut, and says, "You skin that one. I'll go get another." 6. As they rounded a curve, they spotted a sign that read: "BEAR LEFT," and they turned around and went home. 5. The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!" 4. "Thank you, Lord!" exclaimed the bear, "for this meal I'm about to receive!" 3. So the bear says, "You didn't really come here to hunt, did you?" 2. “Gladly, the cross-eyed bear.” 1. Q: Have you ever hunted bear? A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!
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11-20-2007, 09:25 AM	#2
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11-20-2007, 10:36 AM	#3
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5439400	You forgot The Bears, Why did we stop in Chicago ? __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. John Lennon
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11-20-2007, 10:47 AM	#4
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11-20-2007, 06:11 PM	#6
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3058491 VARSITY	One of my all-time favorite Far Side cartoons was one where two bears were in the circus, and one of them was wearing a muzzle. The other one had the muzzle halfway off, and was saying, "Well, hey. These things just snap right off." __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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11-20-2007, 07:19 PM	#7
CHIEF4EVER Just a man in the 'ghan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Jalalabad, Afghanistan Casino cash: $10004900	HOW TO CATCH A BEAR 1. Find a frozen over pond. 2. Cut a large circular hole in the ice thus exposing freezing cold water. 3. Line the rim of the hole with peas. 4. Hide in bushes and wait. 5. When the bear goes to take a pea, rush up behind him and kick him in the icehole. badum pish __________________ "Igitur qui deciderat pacem, praeparatur bellum" -Flavius Vegetius Renatus
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