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Hammock Parties
05-09-2008, 07:15 AM
:LOL:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0508081montana1.jpg

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Legendary quarterback Joe Montana is suing his ex-wife for auctioning off love letters and various thingamajigs from his college days at Notre Dame. From The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0508081montana1.html):Montana, 51, claims that the sale of the assorted items--which were auctioned last weekend by a Dallas, Texas firm--violated his copyright and privacy rights. In a U.S. District Court complaint, Montana names Kim Moses, his first wife, and Heritage Auction as defendants. As seen on the following pages, the collectibles offered for sale (which apparently were consigned by Moses, the athlete's hometown sweetheart) included Montana's freshman I.D. card; the Moses-Montana 1974 marriage certificate (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0508081montana2.html); a letter to Moses penned on a Ziggy card (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0508081montana3.html); an "I Love You" note (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0508081montana4.html); and a letter Montana wrote to Moses's parents describing his first year on the Notre Dame football squad (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0508081montana5.html).
In what is probably just the sweetest thing ever, the Ziggy card has Ziggy sitting by himself on a teeter-totter, and Joe (aka "JoJo" in the love note (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0508081montana4.html)) made sure that Ziggy had a thought bubble that says, "I miss you!" Poor Ziggy. Always so lonely. Someone oughta take him to the strip club. Nothing cheers up friendless losers like a lap dance.

kepp
05-09-2008, 07:25 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0508081montana1.jpg


I am McLovin

Ultra Peanut
05-09-2008, 07:45 AM
His penmanship is beautiful.

Rain Man
05-09-2008, 07:56 AM
I think he's got the right to sue, because that note on the Ziggy card, not to mention the fact that it was a Ziggy card in the first place, really damaged my opinion of him.

Garcia Bronco
05-09-2008, 07:57 AM
Is that his SS number on his ID?


Awe yeah...gonna get a new TV today.

HypnotizedMonkey
05-09-2008, 08:31 AM
That Ziggy card is totally about a 3-some.

Otter
05-09-2008, 08:37 AM
I think he's got the right to sue, because that note on the Ziggy card, not to mention the fact that it was a Ziggy card in the first place, really damaged my opinion of him.

So the pig says to the complaint department - "I'm too short".

kepp
05-09-2008, 08:46 AM
Is that his SS number on his ID?


Awe yeah...gonna get a new TV today.

Sure looks like it could be...ouch.

Frazod
05-09-2008, 08:53 AM
Sure looks like it could be...ouch.

I don't think so. The first numbers of a SSN are based on what state you're from and get larger as you go further west. Somebody from Pennsylvania wouldn't have a SSN beginning with 741.

blueballs
05-09-2008, 10:10 AM
****ing hippie

Dartgod
05-09-2008, 10:47 AM
That Ziggy card is totally about a 3-some.
I think he wanted to do it in her butt.

QuikSsurfer
05-09-2008, 11:50 AM
Is that his SS number on his ID?


Awe yeah...gonna get a new TV today.

Student ID number.

teedubya
05-09-2008, 12:26 PM
I would say the marriage to Kim Moses, must have ended badly. I wonder if she cheated on him or something. He seems quite bitter.

HMc
05-09-2008, 01:01 PM
I would say the marriage to Kim Moses, must have ended badly. I wonder if she cheated on him or something. He seems quite bitter.

I dunno. I'd reckon i'd be pretty shitty about this aswell. Im not sure i'd take it to court, mostly because litigation is such a pain in the ass and the letters are there for everyone to see now anyway, so you can't prevent them from being seen.

Additionally, what sort of freak buys this shit? I realise he's one of the more famous athletes of our time but seriously, letters to his girlfriends mum and dad? Who'd want that. On that note, what sort of wierdo writes letters to his girlfriend's parents? Strange

HypnotizedMonkey
05-09-2008, 01:08 PM
I think he wanted to do it in her butt.

yeah i was gonna say that. F#@(*&#$!

DaKCMan AP
05-09-2008, 03:41 PM
Additionally, what sort of freak buys this shit? I realise he's one of the more famous athletes of our time but seriously, letters to his girlfriends mum and dad? Who'd want that. On that note, what sort of wierdo writes letters to his girlfriend's parents? Strange

It's a weird custom, kind of like saying 'mum' instead of 'mom' and erroneously calling 'soccer' 'football'.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-09-2008, 03:44 PM
Is that his SS number on his ID?


Awe yeah...gonna get a new TV today.

Sure looks like it could be...ouch.

I don't think so. The first numbers of a SSN are based on what state you're from and get larger as you go further west. Somebody from Pennsylvania wouldn't have a SSN beginning with 741.

http://www.usrecordsearch.com/ssn.htm


Here's the list of how social security numbers are assigned by state.

sedated
05-09-2008, 03:58 PM
I think he wanted to do it in her butt.

he's never gonna get the girl to be a freak if he asks like pussy.


"could you...uh...possibly...maybe...lemme put it in your butt?"

tomahawk kid
05-09-2008, 03:58 PM
I would say the marriage to Kim Moses, must have ended badly. I wonder if she cheated on him or something. He seems quite bitter.

Actually - I think it was the other way around.

He was screwing around with his current wife while he was still married to Kim Moses.

el borracho
05-09-2008, 04:03 PM
It's a sad, sad thread when the best thing about it is the butt in blueballs avatar.

shaneo69
05-09-2008, 06:01 PM
So the pig says to the complaint department - "My wife is a slut".

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