Football JOE MONTANA IS LOOKIN' GOOD, SUING

Hammock Parties · 05-09-2008, 07:15 AM

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Legendary quarterback Joe Montana is suing his ex-wife for auctioning off love letters and various thingamajigs from his college days at Notre Dame. From The Smoking Gun:

Montana, 51, claims that the sale of the assorted items--which were auctioned last weekend by a Dallas, Texas firm--violated his copyright and privacy rights. In a U.S. District Court complaint, Montana names Kim Moses, his first wife, and Heritage Auction as defendants. As seen on the following pages, the collectibles offered for sale (which apparently were consigned by Moses, the athlete's hometown sweetheart) included Montana's freshman I.D. card; the Moses-Montana 1974 marriage certificate; a letter to Moses penned on a Ziggy card; an "I Love You" note; and a letter Montana wrote to Moses's parents describing his first year on the Notre Dame football squad.

In what is probably just the sweetest thing ever, the Ziggy card has Ziggy sitting by himself on a teeter-totter, and Joe (aka "JoJo" in the love note) made sure that Ziggy had a thought bubble that says, "I miss you!" Poor Ziggy. Always so lonely. Someone oughta take him to the strip club. Nothing cheers up friendless losers like a lap dance.

kepp · 05-09-2008, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE

I am McLovin

Ultra Peanut · 05-09-2008, 07:45 AM

His penmanship is beautiful.

**Rain Man** · 05-09-2008, 07:56 AM

I think he's got the right to sue, because that note on the Ziggy card, not to mention the fact that it was a Ziggy card in the first place, really damaged my opinion of him.

Garcia Bronco · 05-09-2008, 07:57 AM

Is that his SS number on his ID?

Awe yeah...gonna get a new TV today.

HypnotizedMonkey · 05-09-2008, 08:31 AM

That Ziggy card is totally about a 3-some.

Otter · 05-09-2008, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I think he's got the right to sue, because that note on the Ziggy card, not to mention the fact that it was a Ziggy card in the first place, really damaged my opinion of him.

So the pig says to the complaint department - "I'm too short".

kepp · 05-09-2008, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

Is that his SS number on his ID?

Awe yeah...gonna get a new TV today.

Sure looks like it could be...ouch.

Frazod · 05-09-2008, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by kepp

Sure looks like it could be...ouch.

I don't think so. The first numbers of a SSN are based on what state you're from and get larger as you go further west. Somebody from Pennsylvania wouldn't have a SSN beginning with 741.

blueballs · 05-09-2008, 10:10 AM

****ing hippie

**Dartgod** · 05-09-2008, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by HypnotizedMonkey

That Ziggy card is totally about a 3-some.

I think he wanted to do it in her butt.

**QuikSsurfer** · 05-09-2008, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

Is that his SS number on his ID?

Awe yeah...gonna get a new TV today.

Student ID number.

teedubya · 05-09-2008, 12:26 PM

I would say the marriage to Kim Moses, must have ended badly. I wonder if she cheated on him or something. He seems quite bitter.

HMc · 05-09-2008, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Teh Douch3

I would say the marriage to Kim Moses, must have ended badly. I wonder if she cheated on him or something. He seems quite bitter.

I dunno. I'd reckon i'd be pretty shitty about this aswell. Im not sure i'd take it to court, mostly because litigation is such a pain in the ass and the letters are there for everyone to see now anyway, so you can't prevent them from being seen.

Additionally, what sort of freak buys this shit? I realise he's one of the more famous athletes of our time but seriously, letters to his girlfriends mum and dad? Who'd want that. On that note, what sort of wierdo writes letters to his girlfriend's parents? Strange

HypnotizedMonkey · 05-09-2008, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

I think he wanted to do it in her butt.

yeah i was gonna say that. F#@(*&#$!

05-09-2008, 07:15 AM
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4430478	JOE MONTANA IS LOOKIN' GOOD, SUING http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=5708 Legendary quarterback Joe Montana is suing his ex-wife for auctioning off love letters and various thingamajigs from his college days at Notre Dame. From The Smoking Gun: Montana, 51, claims that the sale of the assorted items--which were auctioned last weekend by a Dallas, Texas firm--violated his copyright and privacy rights. In a U.S. District Court complaint, Montana names Kim Moses, his first wife, and Heritage Auction as defendants. As seen on the following pages, the collectibles offered for sale (which apparently were consigned by Moses, the athlete's hometown sweetheart) included Montana's freshman I.D. card; the Moses-Montana 1974 marriage certificate; a letter to Moses penned on a Ziggy card; an "I Love You" note; and a letter Montana wrote to Moses's parents describing his first year on the Notre Dame football squad. In what is probably just the sweetest thing ever, the Ziggy card has Ziggy sitting by himself on a teeter-totter, and Joe (aka "JoJo" in the love note) made sure that Ziggy had a thought bubble that says, "I miss you!" Poor Ziggy. Always so lonely. Someone oughta take him to the strip club. Nothing cheers up friendless losers like a lap dance.
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teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $9470002	I would say the marriage to Kim Moses, must have ended badly. I wonder if she cheated on him or something. He seems quite bitter.
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