--What's really sexy to you?

[Simply Red]

yep, what's HOT!

[DaKCMan AP]

I'm hot. My horoscope affirmed it.

[Hammock Parties]

F*ckin' outside. In streams.

[CosmicPal]

A girl who knows what she wants, smiles all the time, and has a great laugh.

[Joie]

My husband

[DaKCMan AP]

My husband

boring

[Simply Red]

I'm hot. My horoscope affirmed it.

BS! Horoscopes are old technology. Haven't you seen The Matrix, No?

[Smed1065]

A nice azz, IMO.
http://scosoft.com/h/s/54ba19e6.gif

[Simply Red]

JESUS!!! I forgot the cleanliness option. For `cleanliness` - write that shit in!

[Joie]

boring

I'm a newlywed....what do you expect?

[Joie]

you forgot eyes

[DaKCMan AP]

BS! Horoscopes are old technology. Haven't you seen The Matrix, No?

Fine. But I'm still hot, damn't!!

[Simply Red]

you forgot eyes

I forgot a lot, I'm fuggin cool for a forgetful IDIOT!

[Hammock Parties]

Fine. But I'm still hot, damn't!!

You're sexy. Very sexy. Do you have any pics, sexy man?

[DJJasonp]

A girl who carries herself well....

What I mean by that is how she walks, good posture, great smile, etc.

There's a great monologue about this from Andy Garcia in "Things to do in denver when you're dead" about "gliding"

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: As he should be. You glide.
Dagney: I glide?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You glide. It's a very attactive quality. Most girls, they merely plod along. You, on the other hand, you glide...

[DaKCMan AP]

You're sexy. Very sexy. Do you have any pics, sexy man?

Shouldn't you be trying to get with that 18-year old fatty?

[CosmicPal]

What's sexy is when a gal is looking at you and biting her lips.

[Hammock Parties]

Shouldn't you be trying to get with that 18-year old fatty?

Go look at the pictures I posted of her this morning (new ones). She's even better looking than I had originally thought.

[Hammock Parties]

What's sexy is when a gal is looking at you and biting her lips.

Chicks are hot when they scowl.

[Smed1065]

JESUS!!! I forgot the cleanliness option. For `cleanliness` - write that shit in!

Nice bang cuts, approaches me and a female?

http://scosoft.com/h/q/1dbe7b76.gif

:evil:

With a good conditioner.

[DaKCMan AP]

Go look at the pictures I posted of her this morning (new ones). She's even better looking than I had originally thought.

I saw. Good for you. Not even close to being on the radar for me.

[Simply Red]

A girl who carries herself well....

What I mean by that is how she walks, good posture, great smile, etc.

There's a great monologue about this from Andy Garcia in "Things to do in denver when you're dead" about "gliding"

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: As he should be. You glide.
Dagney: I glide?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You glide. It's a very attactive quality. Most girls, they merely plod along. You, on the other hand, you glide...

Wow, something serious? Nice, color me shocked,

Actually, thanks I'll check that out, I mayve seen it and can't remember.

[Friendo]

can't really describe it but I sure know it when I see it--a sexy back framed by a low cut evening gown.

[Simply Red]

I saw. Good for you. Not even close to being on the radar for me.

would I hit it?

[DaKCMan AP]

would I hit it?

how low are your standards?

[Smed1065]

how low are your standards?

High from afar...

[Joie]

I like it when a man puts his hand on the small of his woman's back to kind of guide her through a room.

[Simply Red]

I saw. Good for you. Not even close to being on the radar for me.

Dude, COME TO ATLANTA, I've got the spot lined up, Milf, er, some 30 somin for me (35)
MAJOR LEAGUE PREMIUM bartender chick for you, she's got a man, so you have to do what I do, "I'm only a Wednesday night away from taking your girl."

[Phobia]

I like it when a man puts his hand on the small of his woman's back to kind of guide her through a room.

Too bad there is no "small" of a lot of women's backs.

[Simply Red]

I like it when a man puts his hand on the small of his woman's back to kind of guide her through a room.

I do that. Also, I like those brass circle connectors on bathing suits, I like to loop my finger around both simultaneously and pull her closer. Nothing tingles like the point of the hip-bone.

-Take notes....

[CosmicPal]

I like it when a man puts his hand on the small of his woman's back to kind of guide her through a room.

Ahem, we do that when we're drunk and we need something to help us keep our balance while walking through the room. :D

[Simply Red]

Too bad there is no "small" of a lot of women's backs.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL PURE GOLD!

[Simply Red]

how low are your standards?

C'mon dick, I give you credit ALL the time. Be bretheran.

[Smed1065]

Dude, COME TO ATLANTA, I've got the spot lined up, Milf, er, some 30 somin for me (35)
MAJOR LEAGUE PREMIUM bartender chick for you, she's got a man, so you have to do what I do, "I'm only a Wednesday night away from taking your girl."

??

[DeezNutz]

I saw. Good for you. Not even close to being on the radar for me.

Too tall?














You can't do another poster like this and not expect this kind of comment...:D

[Phobia]

I'm pretty strange. I start low and work up - exceptions being when a woman has exceptionally nice hair or something else that catches my eye.

Homely women generally don't wear dead sexy shoes. When I say "sexy shoes" I don't mean stripper shoes or 8" platforms. I'm talking a nicely shaped 3-4" stiletto with pointy toes or nicely placed straps - no gaudy cheap jewels or loud colors, please. Shoes like this accentuate a woman's legs and finish an ensemble. You rarely see ancient, homely, or overweight ladies wearing a quality pair of shoes. If the shoes work for me, it's a good start for the rest of the package.

[DaKCMan AP]

I do that. Also, I like those brass circle connectors on bathing suits, I like to loop my finger around both simultaneously and pull her closer. Nothing tingles like the point of the hip-bone.

-Take notes....

I do that as well. Who wouldn't? As far as the swimsuit, I love bikinis that have a tie on each side..

example:

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/Shopbop/pcs/media/images/products/fabuc/fabuc2000010484/fabuc2000010484_prod_zoom_lookbk_v1_m56577569831000079.jpg\

[Hammock Parties]

I saw. Good for you. Not even close to being on the radar for me.

Yeah, but when was the last time you ****ed an 18-year old?

[FAX]

What's sexy is when a gal is looking at you and biting her lips.

A friend and I went to a bar one time up in that ski resort in Utah ... I can't remember the name of the city ... anyhow after we had several drinks, I noticed this girl across the room who was looking at me and I told my buddy, "Don't look now, but that girl over there is looking at me and biting her lips." Then, he snuck a peek in her direction and whispered back, "Dude, she isn't biting her lips, she's chewing her tongue."

FAX

[Phobia]

I do that as well. Who wouldn't? As far as the swimsuit, I love bikinis that have a tie on each side..



Yeah. That would look nice on you.

[Joie]

Ahem, we do that when we're drunk and we need something to help us keep our balance while walking through the room. :D

We can tell the difference, you know. :rolleyes:

[DeezNutz]

Biting her lip = not good.

Subtly licking her lips = very good.

[Smed1065]

Planet cam?

We hear of em (worthless without pics) You need a bike!

U are in ATL. Hum......and drive an Audi?

[DaKCMan AP]

Too tall?













You can't do another poster like this and not expect this kind of comment...:D


Too fat and not pretty enough.

[Smed1065]

Yeah. That would look nice on you.

OKay, but I guess you are right, compared to you or me...........

:p

[Smed1065]

Unless goatse is the judge.

[Spott]

A girl with all of her teeth.

[DeezNutz]

Too fat and not pretty enough.

I loves me some me.

Come on...no need to take the free shot on GoChiefs.

[Hammock Parties]

Too fat and not pretty enough.

Dude, she didn't look fat in the new ones. She looked eminently ****able. I can't believe anyone would pass that up. I guess my standards are good and low or something.

[DaKCMan AP]

I loves me some me. Come on...no need to take the free shot on GoChiefs.

I can't resist.

[DaKCMan AP]

Dude, she didn't look fat in the new ones. She looked eminently ****able. I can't believe anyone would pass that up. I guess my standards are good and low or something.

She's good for you. I have very high standards, that's all. Many guys would hit that.

[Molitoth]

Decent looking chicks that are just extremly outgoing, and down to do anything experimental at the drop of a dime.

[CosmicPal]

A girl who can blow smoke rings.

[Simply Red]

I do that as well. Who wouldn't? As far as the swimsuit, I love bikinis that have a tie on each side..

example:

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/Shopbop/pcs/media/images/products/fabuc/fabuc2000010484/fabuc2000010484_prod_zoom_lookbk_v1_m56577569831000079.jpg\

1st. You dog my extra-money PE heather blue shirt.

Next

Number two: You are moderately dated w/ your opposite sex S.S.'s . Everybody knows these are where it's @:

[DaKCMan AP]

A girl who can blow.

FYP

[Simply Red]

Decent looking chicks that are just extremly outgoing, and down to do anything experimental at the drop of a dime.

"What's something special, take you out back, suck your dick?"

[CosmicPal]

FYP

Figured someone would. :doh!::thumb:

[DeezNutz]

Wise advice I learned as a youngling:

The weak have to act strong; the strong, on the other hand, can afford to act weak.

My friend's dad used to say this to him frequently. They all drove very expensive and fast cars, and thus the reason for this kind of reminder. But the message is more widely applicable.

[DaKCMan AP]

1st. You dog my extra-money PE heather blue shirt.

Next

Number two: You are moderately dated w/ your opposite sex S.S.'s . Everybody knows these are where it's @:

Hah. Girls wear those here. I just prefer the classic low-cut side tie bikini.

[Hammock Parties]

She's good for you. I have very high standards, that's all. Many guys would hit that.

Show us a few of your greatest hits.

[luv]

First thing that catches my eye is the face in general, especially the eyes.

What do I find hot? Doing the little things.

[luv]

Show us a few of your greatest hits.

Oh, geez. Do we have to have another thread with pictures of chicks? Keep it in the pictures forum or something.

[RJ]

I believe the appropriate Gaz option would have been "Tequila Rose".

[CosmicPal]

Doing the little things.

:eek:

You should never say that to a guy.

[luv]

:eek:

You should never say that to a guy.

Most guys would never stand a chance any other way. :)

[Hammock Parties]

luv, I hear chicks dig a guy in jeans and nothing else. Can you verify?

[Smed1065]

A girl who can blow smoke rings.

Blow smoke?


Edited for the family atmosphere of CP.


:doh!:

[teedubya]

A nice azz, IMO.
http://scosoft.com/h/s/54ba19e6.gif

No shit. Another FAIL!! by Simply Red, AKA the man who really really really needs to buy an escort off Craigslist.


The way that beautiful legs in high heels go up and create a wonderful ass, is nearly the sexiest thing ever.

[007]

Where the hell is the legs option?

[CosmicPal]

I remember this chick one night whispered to me, "Would you like to go to heaven tonight?" We were both pretty high and drunk at the time, but that was one sexy way to get me to follow her into the bedroom.

[Smed1065]

Most guys would never stand a chance any other way. Without Gatorade....... :)
Or a CP poster......

Or a promise. Or a lie.

[luv]

luv, I hear chicks dig a guy in jeans and nothing else. Can you verify?

Depends on the guy. It can be hot, but it's definitely not a "must" on any of my lists.

[Hammock Parties]

I remember this chick one night whispered to me, "Would you like to go to heaven tonight?" We were both pretty high and drunk at the time, but that was one sexy way to get me to follow her into the bedroom.

INSTANT ERECTION

:eek:

[DaneMcCloud]

Where the hell is the legs option?

Presumably, they're wrapped around your head, so you can't see them.


:evil:

[irishjayhawk]

I don't know why "legs" was omitted. I would have added that too.

[KcMizzou]

An attractive girl wearing a baseball cap, with a pony tail pulled through the back.

Hey, you asked.

[Simply Red]

I don't know why "legs" was omitted. I would have added that too.

yeah, epic failure. Not, just write it in.

[Friendo]

I remember this chick one night whispered to me, "Would you like to go to heaven tonight?" We were both pretty high and drunk at the time, but that was one sexy way to get me to follow her into the bedroom.

heh-I was slow dancing with a gal back at her apt and we were drinking wine from the bottle, trading swigs. all of a sudden she frenches me, and squirts a shot of wine in my mouth--hoo-aa! it was on!

[irishjayhawk]

An attractive girl wearing a baseball cap, with a pony tail pulled through the back.

Hey, you asked.

I thought I was the only one....

[DaKCMan AP]

A lot was omitted. I love a flat, toned stomach, nice firm legs, a great ass, a great rack. Exposed shoulders can be sexy on a hot girl.

[Simply Red]

I thought I was the only one....

YOU'RE A GIRL?! J/K

[DeezNutz]

heh-I was slow dancing with a gal back at her apt and we were drinking wine from the bottle, trading swigs. all of a sudden she frenches me, and squirts a shot of wine in my mouth--hoo-aa! it was on!

ROFL

Are we still in the sexy thread?

That's a funny story.

[CosmicPal]

What's really sexy is when your girl fetches one of your white dress shirts out of the closet and that is the only thing she's wearing.

[Simply Red]

What's really sexy is when your girl fetches one of your white dress shirts out of the closet and that is the only thing she's wearing.

Brooks Brothers, though?

[CosmicPal]

Brooks Brothers, though?

Does it really matter? :shrug:

[Simply Red]

Yes, somewhat, a little, I like that broad-cloth.

[KcMizzou]

Yes, somewhat, a little, I like that broad-cloth.Like the broad... screw the cloth.




On second thought...

[Smed1065]

Brooks Brothers, though?

And you wonder?


Even joking.

[Hammock Parties]

heh-I was slow dancing with a gal back at her apt and we were drinking wine from the bottle, trading swigs. all of a sudden she frenches me, and squirts a shot of wine in my mouth--hoo-aa! it was on!

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6364/8y5jybdg7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/1525/picture304wf4.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Smed1065]

Does it really matter? :shrug:

Yes, damng it!

[DeezNutz]

What the **** is wrong with you, GoChiefs?

[CosmicPal]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6364/8y5jybdg7.gif (http://imageshack.us)



OMG...that is the funniest sh*t. ROFL

Nice.

[Hammock Parties]

What the **** is wrong with you, GoChiefs?

Do you seriously need to ask this question at this point in time?

[Friendo]

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6364/8y5jybdg7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/1525/picture304wf4.gif (http://imageshack.us)

heh--she'd have had to towel you off right then and there.

[rad]

I remember this chick one night whispered to me, "Would you like to go to heaven tonight?" We were both pretty high and drunk at the time, but that was one sexy way to get me to follow her into the bedroom.


Unless she took you back there to chop your face off with a hatchet....

[KcMizzou]

Unless she took you back there to chop your face off with a hatchet....LMAO

[luv]

Unless she took you back there to chop your face off with a hatchet....

Aren't we the optimist? :p

[Simply Red]

Aren't we the optimist? :p

That was my first thought, I'd do the up against the wall.

[CosmicPal]

Unless she took you back there to chop your face off with a hatchet....

LOL...thank gawd that didn't happen. Fortunately for me, I've only run across one mad woman in my lifetime and she took off with my car before I had her busted.

[Hammock Parties]

In what way did she take you to heaven?

[rad]

Aren't we the optimist? :p

I'm not saying a woman saying that to me would make me think that, just it would pretty ironic, sorta.

Could you imagine the facial expression?

[rad]

LOL...thank gawd that didn't happen. Fortunately for me, I've only run across one mad woman in my lifetime and she took off with my car before I had her busted.

Sucks.

What kind of car?

[CosmicPal]

In what way did she take you to heaven?

My dear poor soul, if you only knew. If you only knew.

[L.A. Chieffan]

i like dirty skanks....dirty dirty skanks

[rad]

In what way did she take you to heaven?

Really?

[Hammock Parties]

My dear poor soul, if you only knew. If you only knew.

Where does it rank among your nights of passion?

[KcMizzou]

Aren't we the optimist? :pHeh, I have to admit... that's a perfect lead-in for a horror movie killing.

It'd give me pause... but I'd take my chances.

[luv]

What's hot? A guy getting drunk. The drunker they get, the better I look.

[Simply Red]

i like dirty skanks....dirty dirty skanks

I assume, clean? You know, clean down low?

[L.A. Chieffan]

What's hot? A guy getting drunk. The drunker they get, the better I look.

I'm pretty drubnk r u hot yet?

[L.A. Chieffan]

I assume, clean? You know, clean down low?

I want u to clean your vagina simply

[Hammock Parties]

That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking.

[Simply Red]

I want u to clean your vagina simply

God, not this shit again?!

[L.A. Chieffan]

That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking.

claythan, nobody reads wpi anymore.

[007]

An attractive girl wearing a baseball cap, with a pony tail pulled through the back.

Hey, you asked.
Yeah, we know you like Jenny Finch.

[Hammock Parties]

claythan, nobody reads wpi anymore.

What? How would you even know?

[L.A. Chieffan]

God, not this shit again?!

i'm trying to listen to the new dirty skank record but simply keeps buzzing in my ear.

[DeezNutz]

What's hot? A guy getting drunk. The drunker they get, the better I look.

Everyone's in the same boat, just different starting points...

[CosmicPal]

What's hot? A guy getting drunk. The drunker they get, the better I look.

I'm pretty tipsy- you got a webcam and I'll let you know just how hot you are? :D

[L.A. Chieffan]

What? How would you even know?

You're into that whole Yale thing aren't you?

[Simply Red]

LA Chief Fan has mistaken me for this dickhead Dane McCloud. It seems logical because Dane also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Dane and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

[CosmicPal]

Where does it rank among your nights of passion?

Seriously?

Dude, any time you get laid ranks at the top of your lusty nights in the passion pit. C'mon.

[Hammock Parties]

You're into that whole Yale thing aren't you?

I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood

[luv]

I'm pretty tipsy- you got a webcam and I'll let you know just how hot you are? :D

It's not hooked up. Sorry.

[007]

Presumably, they're wrapped around your head, so you can't see them.


:evil:
Can't argue with that one. :thumb:

[TinyEvel]

Posted via Mobile Device
I'll agree on the posture. There was a waitress at theis pool hall In Huntington Beach who had insane posture. I was droooling like for no other woman. Then one night she was also wearing leather short shorts :drool: :whackit:

[Simply Red]

It's not hooked up. Sorry.

you two, to chat room, NOW, talk dirty to each other, Vonne Marrie and I do, we love it (we play dirty pocker) She's the coolest, EVA!

[rad]

Sucks.

What kind of car?

I really am curious about what kind of car it was, Cosmic.

[CosmicPal]

It's not hooked up. Sorry.

That's okay. I'll just keep drinking.

[CosmicPal]

I really am curious about what kind of car it was, Cosmic.

Why?

It was a Toyota RAV4

[luv]

you two, to chat room, NOW, talk dirty to each other, Vonne Marrie and I do, we love it (we play dirty pocker) She's the coolest, EVA!

people use chat when it's not game time?

[Hammock Parties]

Posted via Mobile Device
I'll agree on the posture. There was a waitress at theis pool hall In Huntington Beach who had insane posture. I was droooling like for no other woman. Then one night she was also wearing leather short shorts :drool: :whackit:

How often is it possible to hook up with waitresses?

Is it considered acceptable to hit on them?

[rad]

Why?

It was a Toyota RAV4

Oh, so it wasn't like a classic cherry Challenger or something.

Phew!

[rad]

How often is it possible to hook up with waitresses?

Is it considered acceptable to hit on them?

I think it's mandatory, and graded.

[CosmicPal]

How often is it possible to hook up with waitresses?



Depends on how often you go out to eat.

[CosmicPal]

Oh, so it wasn't like a classic cherry Challenger or something.

Phew!

You may rest easy now. :D

[Hammock Parties]

I think it's mandatory, and graded.

So what are the odds of a waitress being completely disgusted and pissed off?

Is it creepy to wait more than hour for their shift to finish?

[Simply Red]

How often is it possible to hook up with waitresses?

Is it considered acceptable to hit on them?

GOD YEAH! But, But, tactful, stategy w/ smoothness attached, create interest, be mysterious.

[luv]

Seriously....

Confidence (without cockiness).

[Simply Red]

So what are the odds of a waitress being completely disgusted and pissed off?

Is it creepy to wait more than hour for their shift to finish?

yes, unless they ask you to do just that. Then you go home and make them wonder.

[CosmicPal]

Is it creepy to wait more than hour for their shift to finish?

Like PeeWee Herman creepy? Or Stephen King creepy?

[TinyEvel]

Posted via Mobile Device

Clay... Of course! Though, you've got to assume they (the hot ones) get hit onALL THE TIME. I'd recommend picing the one that's middle of the pack for the pace but has something that catches your eye. I once complimented a waitress on her gap in her teeth (I have one too, and that was my angle) and just threw a whole bunch of confidence her way. She brought us two rounds of drinks on the house and at the end of the night wanted to go back and party with us but we were staying at my bro's with a live-ingirlfriend.
Hey didn't you almost hook up with a River Falls pizza waitress or something?

[rad]

So what are the odds of a waitress being completely disgusted and pissed off?

Is it creepy to wait more than hour for their shift to finish?

Depends on whether or not she KNOWS you're waiting for her.

If she does, tell her you have to take care of some business and you'll meet her when she's done. Waiting is for..........desperate dudes.

[Hammock Parties]

No, I merely lusted after her.

[luv]

Seriously....

Confidence (without cockiness).

And a good sense of humor.

[Simply Red]

Posted via Mobile Device

Clay... Of course! Though, you've got to assume they (the hot ones) get hit onALL THE TIME. I'd recommend picing the one that's middle of the pack for the pace but has something that catches your eye. I once complimented a waitress on her gap in her teeth (I have one too, and that was my angle) and just threw a whole bunch of confidence her way. She brought us two rounds of drinks on the house and at the end of the night wanted to go back and party with us but we were staying at my bro's with a live-ingirlfriend.
Hey didn't you almost hook up with a River Falls pizza waitress or something?

Best thing I've ever seen on here!!! ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[boogblaster]

At my age and condition still breathing is about it ...

[TinyEvel]

Posted via Mobile Device

My schlong won't fit inside a paper towel tube.

[Smed1065]

Posted via Mobile Device

My schlong won't fit inside a paper towel tube.

Add paper towels. Even then I know it is small based on post.

[Smed1065]

Posted via Mobile Device

My schlong won't fit inside a paper towel tube.

Pretend is is a race and someone has to rubb?

:doh!:

[rad]

I've always loved brown/brown. Brunettes kick ass!

http://files.blog-city.com/files/aa/2370/p/f/sex_woman_professional2.jpg

[luv]

I once had a guy come over and immediately start kissing and undressing me when he shut the door. He said, "Let me know if I go too fast." Wow. Just wow.

[Simply Red]

I've always loved brown/brown. Brunettes kick ass!

http://files.blog-city.com/files/aa/2370/p/f/sex_woman_professional2.jpg

DUDE! My neighbor is a fuggin TEN! she never comes to the pool though, but her bed is so close to mine, She is the sexiest Brunette I've seen in person, for a long, long time.

[TinyEvel]

Posted via Mobile Device

Did you give him a piece of the pizza when he was done?

[TinyEvel]

Posted via Mobile Device

Any girl with hot fashion sense and good shoes. No matter what she looks like. I'm there.

[rad]

Posted via Mobile Device

Did you give him a piece of the pizza when he was done?

Dude.....

[luv]

Posted via Mobile Device

Any girl with hot fashion sense and good shoes. No matter what she looks like. I'm there.

I call bullshit.

[Mr. Kotter]

:spock:

WTF? :shrug:

No T and A?

:rolleyes:

This IS "ChiefsPlanet"....

If T and A were in the poll; A would have rated right under personality on my card, FWIW.

;)

[Mr. Kotter]

I call bullshit.

He meant to qualify that with.....AFTER 12-15 beers/shots/glasses of wine.

:)

I once had a guy come over and immediately start kissing and undressing me when he shut the door. He said, "Let me know if I go too fast." Wow. Just wow.

Man, that's just plain wrong to spill the beans on Clayton like that; he told me you said, "it's our secret."

;)

[Simply Red]

Yeah, so my neighbor is a total hottie, a true ten, I was playing tennis Wed. night and she came up there in a tennis skirt w/ her hair in a pony-tail. She looked like she'd walked off the set of Wild Things, er, Cruel Intentions, about 24... emm hmm.

[Hammock Parties]

Tomboy, who loves sports and can talk sports, who's a seven.

This is pretty hot.

[TinyEvel]

Luv calls bullshit....(no way to quote posts on Treo)
Z
Serious! I'm kins into "ugly chic"
There's this girl I know, looks like George Washington With longer blonde hair (oer Chloe Soveigney). Shops at Barneys. I'd hit it.
Also this other gal super-hot face but 6 feet tall and wieghs about 250. But wears pencil skirts, secretary blouses and patent Mary Jane stillettos. SUPER HOT!

(hint: T-shirts, jorts and white Reeboks or Keds...NOT)

[luv]

This is pretty hot.

Talking sports doesn't make up for lack of looks.

Who are you guys trying to fool?

[Hammock Parties]

Talking sports doesn't make up for lack of looks.

Who are you guys trying to fool?

You're right, it doesn't.

But it can make a seven really hot.

[Simply Red]

Chloe Soveigney

Brown Bunny? :thumb: Great flick...That's a real life blow-job at the end of that movie, btw, research it... ;)

[luv]

You're right, it doesn't.

But it can make a seven really hot.

No, it can't.

[Hammock Parties]

No, it can't.

Don't get me wrong, it doesn't make her a 10.

It just makes her a really hot 7. Hotter than a 7 who only talks about fashion or Sex in the City, for instance.

[luv]

Don't get me wrong, it doesn't make her a 10.

It just makes her a really hot 7. Hotter than a 7 who only talks about fashion or Sex in the City, for instance.

It makes her a more tolerable 7. Or a really good friend.

[Hammock Parties]

It makes her a more tolerable 7. Or a really good friend.

Just so you know, kissing after touchdowns is really hot.

[Simply Red]

Don't get me wrong, it doesn't make her a 10.

It just makes her a really hot 7. Hotter than a 7 who only talks about fashion or Sex in the City, for instance.

agree.

[Hammock Parties]

Let's say I have a 7 who loves the Chiefs and knows who Bobby Bell is.

Over here I have a 10 who hates sports and in general acts like a stuck up bitch.

They both want to **** me.

I might leave with the 7.

This all depends on rack comparison, of course. There can't be too large a gap. Tits have power.

[luv]

Just so you know, kissing after touchdowns is really hot.

That would be one of those "little things". Very nice thought.

[TinyEvel]

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Well, your whole theory went out the window when you wrote "they both want to **** me"
Sorry.
Just the truth. Unless you suddenly purchased a Ferrari.

[Hammock Parties]

That would be one of those "little things". Very nice thought.

It's doubly hot because you're anticipating the touchdown AND the kiss.

If you're a masochist like me you might want her to punch you in the balls after interceptions. They both come suddenly, unexpectedly, and hurt.

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Well, your whole theory went out the window when you wrote "they both want to **** me"
Sorry.
Just the truth. Unless you suddenly purchased a Ferrari.

It was just in theory. Nowhere in the world on any night have two chicks wanted to **** me.

[DaneMcCloud]

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Well, your whole theory went out the window when you wrote "they both want to **** me"
Sorry.
Just the truth. Unless you suddenly purchased a Ferrari.

And he told them he was a movie producer.

Sorry Clay, the Ferrari alone wouldn't cut it.

[TinyEvel]

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BTW...I'm not hot. Just ran out of firewood.

[TinyEvel]

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Clay....you'd want her to punch you in the BALL.

[luv]

Let's say I have a 7 who loves the Chiefs and knows who Bobby Bell is.

Over here I have a 10 who hates sports and in general acts like a stuck up bitch.

They both want to **** me.

I might leave with the 7.

This all depends on rack comparison, of course. There can't be too large a gap. Tits have power.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2903862

If she doesn't, have her read this. Very cool.

[Hammock Parties]

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Clay....you'd want her to punch you in the BALL.

What's funny is that the S on my keyboard isn't working great, so at first it was ball, before I went back and changed it. But you are correct.

[Simply Red]

I'm going to post my midnight vulture impersonation. Pic.

[Simply Red]

Get your popcorn.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm always aroused by chicks working out. Especially chicks running in ponytails in short shorts or spandex pants. Woweee!

http://twowayfitness.com/images/girl-running-smiling.jpg

[luv]

I'm going to post my midnight vulture impersonation. Pic.

You think it's hot?

[luv]

I'm always aroused by hot chicks working out. Especially chicks running in ponytails in short shorts or spandex pants. Woweee!

FYP.

Ugly or fat chicks working out just look pathetic.

[TinyEvel]

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DAMN! Just went to piss in the bushes (camping) and walked right into a motherfriggen Charlotte's web spider web.
I went "BLAAAAAGH! GYAAAAAGH! WHOOOOOAAAAAGH! JJJJJEEEEEEEZZZZZAAGHHHH!A"
jumping around with my knob haning out. must've woken up half the campground.

[Hammock Parties]

FYP.

Ugly or fat chicks working out just look pathetic.

Actually even ugly ones are pretty hot, if they have decent bodies.

[DaneMcCloud]

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DAMN! Just went to piss in the bushes (camping) and walked right into a motherfriggen Charlotte's web spider web.
I went "BLAAAAAGH! GYAAAAAGH! WHOOOOOAAAAAGH! JJJJJEEEEEEEZZZZZAAGHHHH!A"
jumping around with my knob haning out. must've woken up half the campground.

With your knob?

Congrats!

[Simply Red]

You think it's hot?

no, I think it's gawd damn comic gold.

[TinyEvel]

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I can't get pics on this shite. someone please explain (shotgunning last two beers now...please send a search party)

[luv]

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I can't get pics on this shite. someone please explain (shotgunning last two beers now...please send a search party)

Where is your wife?

[DaneMcCloud]

Where is your wife?

He knocked her out with his knob

[Hammock Parties]

BEAR RAPE

[luv]

He knocked her out with his knob

LMAO

[TinyEvel]

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If you must know, she had a minor surgery and is recovering under the care of her mom. We gave them some breathing room.

[Simply Red]

.

[TinyEvel]

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Though, knob-wise, I have heard the phrase, " I can't breathe...you're poking my spine"

[Hammock Parties]

What's amazing is that I had Simply Red figured for a total nancy boy by his posts. His picture told a different story, though.

[Phobia]

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If you must know, she had a minor surgery and is recovering under the care of her mom. We gave them some breathing room.

Cool. We need the after pics of her rack.

[Phobia]

.

How much did you pay for that pathetic haircut?

[Simply Red]

you'd disown me.

[TinyEvel]

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If I was on my home comuter I would SO prove you wrong.
BTW. Are you going to the bash Phob? And did you see our Madden blue PSP commercial? I cast the Chiefs fan to look like you.

[DaneMcCloud]

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Though, knob-wise, I have heard the phrase, " I can't breathe...you're poking my spine"

They make talking blow up dolls now?

Man!

The things they come up with these days.

[Fairplay]

Actually even ugly ones are pretty hot, if they have decent bodies.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/fairplay/amygunL.jpg

[Simply Red]

They make talking blow up dolls now?

Man!

The things they come up with these days.

Can they dance?

[DaneMcCloud]

Can they dance?

Only if you press the right buttons

[Simply Red]

Only if you press the right buttons

SHOCKAWOOOWHHHHH!

[TinyEvel]

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Good one Dane.
I could bang your wife in your master bedroom from my box seat at the Hollywood Bowl....and still get out of there to beat the parking rush.

[DaneMcCloud]

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Good one Dane.
I could bang your wife in your master bedroom from my box seat at the Hollywood Bowl....and still get out of there to beat the parking rush.

So you're sayin' you're quick?

[Simply Red]

So you're sayin' you're quick?

what are you all doing out there?

[Phobia]

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If I was on my home comuter I would SO prove you wrong.
BTW. Are you going to the bash Phob? And did you see our Madden blue PSP commercial? I cast the Chiefs fan to look like you.

Heh. Really? What an honor. Was it Bellyboy? Next time just cast me. I haven't seen that.

I plan to attend but everything hinges upon the baby's arrival.

[TinyEvel]

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Only when it's like a chore.

[TinyEvel]

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Phob: search my threads started. Or, search Youtube for Blue madden Psp or just search youtube for tinyevel.

[DaneMcCloud]

what are you all doing out there?

Me? I've been working my ass of for the past 3 weeks, trying to please the unpleaseable (I guess that's our business).

The whole family's asleep and I'm just sippin' some Whiskey.

[Phobia]

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Phob: search my threads started. Or, search Youtube for Blue madden Psp or just search youtube for tinyevel.

I just did. Heh. That dude has a giant head. I was scared I was walking into a joke but there is certainly a resemblance. Poor bastech.

[Simply Red]

last one...

[DaneMcCloud]

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Only when it's like a chore.

I prefer to fake it at that point.

[Simply Red]

Me? I've been working my ass of for the past 3 weeks, trying to please the unpleaseable (I guess that's our business).

The whole family's asleep and I'm just sippin' some Whiskey.

yeah dude, I've met two girls since that one, I'm just such a fickle asshole.

[DaneMcCloud]

yeah dude, I've met two girls since that one, I'm just such a fickle asshole.


GOOD.

Don't ****ing settle.

[Simply Red]

I don't baby, I'm going for gold. I'm dead serious.

[DaneMcCloud]

I don't baby, I'm going for gold. I'm dead serious.

Excellent.

And don't forget the condoms.

EVER.

[Simply Red]

of course.

[TinyEvel]

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NahPhob. You're hotter than that dude. Just the facial hair resemblance. He is...uh...wider. But I have to admit I was thinking..."Phobia doppleganger...imagine the thread!" during casting.

[Simply Red]

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NahPhob. You're hotter than that dude. Just the facial hair resemblance. He is...uh...wider. But I have to admit I was thinking..."Phobia doppleganger...imagine the thread!" during casting.

It's aired already, no?

[luv]

This is the latest I've stayed up in months, and I'm reading posts from a bunch of old, married guys.

I wonder what's on HBO.

[DaneMcCloud]

This is the latest I've stayed up in months, and I'm reading posts from a bunch of old, married guys.

I wonder what's on HBO.

Old?

Excuse me?

I was carded just last week, thank you.

[Phobia]

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NahPhob. You're hotter than that dude. Just the facial hair resemblance. He is...uh...wider. But I have to admit I was thinking..."Phobia doppleganger...imagine the thread!" during casting.

So what you're saying is that dude owes me part of his check then...

[TinyEvel]

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Allright naggers.
I'm fading. Have a nice weekends. I hope to see some of you at the bash (Simply....hint hint)

[Phobia]

This is the latest I've stayed up in months, and I'm reading posts from a bunch of old, married guys.

I wonder what's on HBO.

Just think, 7 days ago you had a date with an old married guy.

[luv]

Old?

Excuse me?

I was carded just last week, thank you.

I'm jealous. I've finally gotten to the point where I don't get carded at least half the time. :(

[Bob Dole]

Where's the "Every other thing out of their mouth isn't a lie" option?

[DaneMcCloud]

I'm jealous. I've finally gotten to the point where I don't get carded at least half the time. :(

Sorry, Luv

:(

[luv]

Just think, 7 days ago you had a date with an old married guy.

By far, the hottest date I've had in a long time. Six pack, live football, and meeting new people. Great evening.

Oh, and the pulled pork was alright, too.

[DaneMcCloud]

Where's the "Every other thing out of their mouth isn't a lie" option?

I think that falls under "Voice".

[luv]

Where's the "Every other thing out of their mouth isn't a lie" option?

Very good. Nearly impossible to find.

[Hammock Parties]

Oh, and the pulled pork was alright, too.

Wow, on the first date? :p

[Phobia]

By far, the hottest date I've had in a long time. Six pack, live football, and meeting new people. Great evening.

Oh, and the pulled pork was alright, too.

I'll be honest, I was prepared for a little more action if you know what I mean...

[luv]

Wow, on the first date? :p

He offered. I even got to choose between dry and wet. Sauce was excellent.

[luv]

I'll be honest, I was prepared for a little more action if you know what I mean...

All that walking....I figured you were wore out.

[Hammock Parties]

He offered. I even got to choose between dry and wet. Sauce was excellent.

Dry?

He's a freak.

:)

[TinyEvel]

I might just stay up for this. I found a bottle of brake fluid under the seat of the XTerra. Maybe I'll stick round and keep drinking

[luv]

Dry?

He's a freak.

:)

Yummy either way.

[luv]

I might just stay up for this. I found a bottle of brake fluid under the seat of the XTerra. Maybe I'll stick round and keep drinking

It's not green, is it? Antifreeze shot?

[Phobia]

All that walking....I figured you were wore out.

All that walking, I figured you were horny.

[Phobia]

I might just stay up for this. I found a bottle of brake fluid under the seat of the XTerra. Maybe I'll stick round and keep drinking
How you like that XTerra? We had one for about 10 minutes. Sold it for a mini-van when we got custody of my teens.

[Hammock Parties]

I might just stay up for this. I found a bottle of brake fluid under the seat of the XTerra. Maybe I'll stick round and keep drinking

Antifreeze is a better buzz!

[TinyEvel]

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This thread is totally pwning the Gretz "ball handling offense" thread PBJ

[luv]

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This thread is totally pwning the Gretz "ball handling offense" thread PBJ

Who needs their balls handled, anyway?

[Bob Dole]

How you like that XTerra? We had one for about 10 minutes. Sold it for a mini-van when we got custody of my teens.

Wow. Just. Wow.

Mini-van Phil.

[luv]

All that walking, I figured you were horny.

If that Tequila Rose Cocoa shot had been jager....

[TinyEvel]

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Xterra is a doublecab truck with a covered cargo area.
Fun to drive, but bouncy.
Kinda like that 250 Lb gal at my office with the patent Mary Jane Stilettos...