**** OFFICIAL Chiefs @ Panthers Thread ****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

A Cox block

ROFL

[chiefs1111]

well,we got a few yards on that run

[Bob Dole]

Yeah...let's run to McIntosh's side of the line.

Morons.

[Coach]

Holding.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Nice hold, dickhead.

[kstater]

Heh

[chiefs1111]

im sure the flag is on us

[Marcellus]

Good lord.

[Blankey]

There's the obligatory drive-killing penalty

[Dartgod]

Herm's got that look on his face again.

[the Talking Can]

let's run, that will surprise them

[MIAdragon]

PUNT!

[chiefs1111]

who in the hell is 64?

[alanm]

im sure the flag is on usWas there any doubt?

[Marcellus]

Huard throws that ball out of bounds half the time.

[chiefs1111]

3rd and long again

[Tiger's Fan]

It must be a directive to throw the ball out of bounds.

[Dartgod]

And Huard throws the pass OB. All is right in the Chiefs world. :shake:

[KevB]

Huard just can't throw the fade.

[MIAdragon]

Im SO sick of fucking wobble throwing the deep ball OUT OF BOUNDS!

[chiefbowe82]

who was he throwing to

[Coach]

There's the record.

[kstater]

Sweet, Congrats Tony.

[KevB]

You're the man Tony!!!

[Bob Dole]

Hooray for Tony.

[chiefs1111]

Tony finally gets his record

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Congrats, Tony. Now we punt.

[the Talking Can]

sweet

Huard for 3 yards on 3rd and alot more than 3....

[kcxiv]

He broke it and this game is going to be a blowout. booo.

[banyon]

:clap: TG!! THE BEST TAKE THAT SHANNON SHARPE!

[Ultra Peanut]

Hahahahaha oh geeez.

What a glorious way to get the record.

[cdcox]

Sweet. 3rd and 16 we throw it 6 yards downfield to a double covered Gonzo.

[stumppy]

I love it. We need 16 and throw it about 6.



Congrats TG.

[DJ's left nut]

Now THAT'S how you break a record.

On the road, 6 yards downfield and 10 yards short of the sticks.

[chiefs1111]

nice hit by Dacus

[RINGLEADER]

Tony gets the record. Now we know the post-game press conference is solidified.

[teedubya]

boy what a great way to get the record. 3rd and 16... 3 yard dink pass... brilliant.

[Coach]

Wrap up fuckers!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Williams...ROFL

[Bob Dole]

We're up to ZERO yards of offense!!!

[Mecca]

Demorrio Williams just slid off the RB like he was covered in butter.

[chiefs1111]

nice miss tackle by Williams

[the Talking Can]

williams has learned from edwards....

[kstater]

They must have the uniforms filled with rubber. Williams just bounced off of him.

[MIAdragon]

That cast has to be a pain to tackle with

[chiefbowe82]

well idk how many times we are RIGHT there and miss a tackle or they go right by us

[DJ's left nut]

Even when we're good, we suck.

Williams blasts through the line with a chance to stick Williams in the backfield...gets bitch slapped.

[Coach]

Fucking much better.

[dj56dt58]

wheres Dorsey???

[MIAdragon]

There he is

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Williams beat the piss outta bitch on that one.

[banyon]

effective run blitz.

[dirk digler]

Nice play by Williams even though he missed that last one.

Once he gets he other arm back he will be good

[chiefs1111]

well Williams made up for it that time

[RINGLEADER]

3rd and more than 10. Almost a certain first down.

[alanm]

They must have the uniforms filled with rubber. Williams just bounced off of him.He made up for it.

[Marcellus]

Alright. 3-17 we need a big play.

[RINGLEADER]

3rd and very long. Now I know the Panthers will get a first down.

[chiefs1111]

3rd and 17 now,can we stop them???

[kstater]

wheres Dorsey???

Doing his fucking job. Taking up 2 guys so Williams and others can get to the backfield.

[DJ's left nut]

Mizzou's offense = KC's defense....

No 3rd down is too long for a conversion.

[TIED5573]

another penalty, our best offense

[kstater]

There's that 3rd and long conversion.

[Coach]

GODDAMMIT!

[Marcellus]

Fucking rediculous.

[Bob Dole]

Unbelievable.

[RINGLEADER]

ROFL

[Farzin]

Are you serious????

['Hamas' Jenkins]

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!

[chiefbowe82]

3rd and 17 now,can we stop them???

nope

[MIAdragon]

ROFL

[kcxiv]

3rd and 17 and they get a first down. Man.

[KevB]

Unbelievable. 3 man rush?

[chiefs1111]

you have to be freaking kidding me

[stumppy]

WTF

[banyon]

3rd and very long----> 1st DOWN :shake:

[Ultra Peanut]

Turrrrble.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

kill yourself.

[KevB]

2 backup tackles, 3rd and 17 and we rush 3. JFC.

[KCFalcon59]

inexcusable

[the Talking Can]

that's unfair...they throw it for enough yards on 3rd....

we only throw it in order to punt

[kcxiv]

Wow, last week was just a fluke for sure.

[MIAdragon]

god this is hard to watch

[chiefs1111]

and another first down run

[dirk digler]

Pollard whiffs

[Tiger's Fan]

The _ is back in defense.

[kaplin42]

Wow, the Chiefs are gonna get beat by 42+ today.

[cdcox]

Pollard took the worst angle ever.

[Ultra Peanut]

BEAUTIFUL

I mean, uh, darn?

[stumppy]

This is gonna be one ugly game.

[kstater]

When did the Chiefs get 2 yards rushing?

[Coach]

They don't want to fucking play today, that's for sure.

[Hydrae]

3rd and very long----> 1st DOWN :shake:

Have to love the consistency, right? :rolleyes:

[dirk digler]

They are not even sniffing the QB

[banyon]

Pollard didn't contain on that last one.

[chiefs1111]

and another first down

[Bob Dole]

We are just absolutely horrible.

[Red and Gold Mania]

Guy off street > Greg Robinson > Gunther Cunningham

[the Talking Can]

Hali is fucking terrible


I mean AWFUL

[Blankey]

How the hell did we beat Denver?

[kstater]

On pace for a 2 hour game.

[RINGLEADER]

Dunno why everyone is surprised they converted on 3rd and 17. Chiefs are absolutely atrocious when they have 3rd and very long. And then what happens is after they fail to make the stop they completely fold the rest of the series as we're seeing now.

[kcpasco]

did anyone in here really think they Carolina wouldn't pick up that 3rd and 17?

[kcxiv]

Our Dline is freaking bad bad bad.

[kstater]

Dunno why everyone is surprised they converted on 3rd and 17. Chiefs are absolutely atrocious when they have 3rd and very long. And then what happens is after they fail to make the stop they completely fold the rest of the series as we're seeing now.

Who acted surprised?

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole was off a little. We've got 0 yards on offense instead of negative.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

3rd and 17 and they get a first down. Man.

So fucking gross.

[MIAdragon]

On pace for a 2 hour game.

2 hours too long

[the Talking Can]

a rookie LT is kicking Hali's pussy ass....

[Mecca]

How the hell did we beat Denver?

That sure appears to have more to do with them not showing up than us.

[chiefs1111]

so when are we going to fire Gunther?

[The Bad Guy]

Hali should sit his ass on the bench. This defense will go nowhere with him starting at RDE.

Good job Gun stopping the run.

Has any D-coordinator been allowed to handpick his defense like Gun has and had extensive failures?

[kstater]

He couldn't be more open, Chiefs catch a break.

[kcxiv]

lol, no pressure at all from the Dline. Hali is horrible.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Our D-Line just chugs cock.

[cdcox]

That should have been 6. Jake had all day to throw.

[chiefs1111]

and once again he had all day to throw

[RINGLEADER]

0 pass rush.

[dirk digler]

Hali should sit his ass on the bench. This defense will go nowhere with him starting at RDE.

Good job Gun stopping the run.

Has any D-coordinator been allowed to handpick his defense like Gun has and had extensive failures?

No doubt

[Ultra Peanut]

Welp, that was fortunate.

[kstater]

Fumble

[Coach]

WTF?

[TIED5573]

shoulda bena toucha downa...

[chiefs1111]

and of course they blow it dead

[Bob Dole]

Finally made a play and the refs fuck us.

[dirk digler]

FUMBLE!!

[RINGLEADER]

f'ing refs blowing whistles too quick...dummies...

[Marcellus]

Holy Shit.

[kcxiv]

so when are we going to fire Gunther?

Guntharr is the lest of my problems. ITs Carl and Herm first.

[Bob Dole]

Wow!

[kstater]

John Fox motioning like he wants to suck the refs dick.

[Agent V]

Hell yes!

[chiefs1111]

we got it

[banyon]

wow, Tank Tyler rumbles.

[Coach]

Clearly a fumble.`

[Ultra Peanut]

What the fuck?

We should end up with the ball if that came loose. The whistle didn't blow until he was running with it.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Dorsey, FTW!!

[Marcellus]

Whistle killed our return yardage.

[dirk digler]

DORSEY!!! That was a clear fumble

[Blankey]

Why couldn't a cb pick that up :(

[the Talking Can]

ROFL

fumble!

Dorsey punched it out!

[kcxiv]

NIce play by Dorsey

[Bob Dole]

Dorsey is a bust.

[RINGLEADER]

why would the ref have EVER blown that play dead? it was CLEARLY a fumble.

:shake:

[alanm]

A Gift!!

[chiefs1111]

lol first redzone turnover in 27 games

[stumppy]

Dorsey shows up. FTW.

[Coach]

and of course they blow it dead

Impossible. The NFL doesn't need another Ed Houchii issue.

[kcpasco]

doesn't matter, offense will just go 3 and out again

[Marcellus]

Dorsey forced the fumble.

[kstater]

Where's Dorsey?

[Bwana]

Sweet strip Dorsey!

[Ultra Peanut]

THANK YOU DORSEY!

*clap clap clapclapclap*

[MIAdragon]

Dorsey, FTW!!

This

[Tiger's Fan]

First red zone turnover in 27 games. How long has Herm been here?

[Bob Dole]

Our defense has more rushing yards than our offense.

[dj56dt58]

Whistle killed our return yardage.

the sad thing is that would have raised our return ypg dramatically

[Farzin]

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Red and Gold Mania]

Mizzou could hang 42 on these punks and Gunther Cuntingham.

[Stanley Nickels]

Dorsey comes through in the clutch to allow us to show off our MVP Colquitt a couple minutes earlier than if Carolina had just scored the TD and kicked off.

[dj56dt58]

good play by dorsey but out d line is god fucking aweful

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Hopefully that'll wake the kids from their slumber.

[chiefs1111]

If only we could do something with the ball

[DJ's left nut]

Madden fans:

Anyone ever play the pre-season games when you decide that you want to boost your rookies ratings by artificially rigging who scores and how?

This seems like that. The Panthers should pretty much be able to arbitrarily determine who scores on any offensive possession.

[Bwana]

Our defense has more rushing yards than our offense.

ROFL

Sad., yet true.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

If the right side of the line isn't going to block, could we at least run some screens?

[chiefs1111]

and we come up with a first down run

[Marcellus]

R2P2

[MIAdragon]

Charles please.

[Bob Dole]

WHY THE FUCK DO WE KEEP RUNNING TO THE RIGHT SIDE???

[kcxiv]

Why the fuck, do they constantly run to the right side. The right side SUCKS!>

[the Talking Can]

run run pass punt

[Tiger's Fan]

Looks like we're back in RRPP mode full on now.

[chiefs1111]

and Larry goes nowhere

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Run left: 4 yards
Run right: 1 yard

Coincidence?

[Stanley Nickels]

If you have Tivo, watch Macintosh over the last three run plays. He absolutely miffs the defender, who clearly knows Damion only has one move.

[kcxiv]

but a little air under that shit Huard. fuck.

[Bob Dole]

2nd batted pass.

Huard is a GOD!

[kstater]

I wonder if Huard realizes that if completed, that pass would have been short of the 1st?

[KevB]

Carolina has guys all over the line of scrimmage, yet we continue to bang our heads against the wall.

[Dartgod]

Way to take advantage of the turnover.

[the Talking Can]

DAMON HUARD MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF

[chiefs1111]

and Hutard gets a pas batted down

[kstater]

MVP

[Blankey]

Announcers are giving the Panther's D WAY too much credit

[Coach]

It's sad that the MVP is our punter.

[RINGLEADER]

yeah, that was a terrible play by herb...defense is going to be gassed...

[Marcellus]

That was an easy 1st down if Huard could throw it over a damn lineman.

[The Bad Guy]

Has Damon Huard ever looked off a receiver?

[chiefs1111]

ugly

[Tiger's Fan]

We won the field position game. Mission accomplished.

[Ultra Peanut]

Colquitt is STRAIGHT UP BALLLLLLLLLLLIN'

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[MIAdragon]

Way to take advantage of the turnover.

The sad thing is Herm actually thinks we DID

[Bob Dole]

Tony Romo!!

[Spott]

Last week was a fluke. Now Herm is back to making up for Mizzou not having any 3 and outs this year.

[ChiefaRoo]

COLQUITT FOR THE.... ummm... win?

[kcxiv]

The sad thing is Herm actually thinks we DID

yeah, becuase field position changed. Doesnt matter when they move the ball 60 more yards in the next 4 plays.

[DJ's left nut]

Anyone notice how heavily the Panthers stacked the left side of their line there?

Blood in the water. They're going to attack the right side all day...and we won't do a MFing thing about it.

Our talent's not good...our coaching is faaaar worse.

[chiefs1111]

what will it take for us to get rid of Macintosh?

[kaplin42]

I know the O-Line is not helping in the slightest, rather is probably hurting more than anything. But Captain Checkdown is a fucking pathetic QB. I still don't get the support for him. He can't see anyone that is 5 yards beyond the LoS. He is horribly inaccurate, always throwig too high, too low, and behind the reciever. And I have never seen a QB have as many passes batted down as he does. He is a complete joke of a QB, and sadly, he is the best this team has.

Lame.

[PastorMikH]

Damon sure is giving us the best chance to win.

[Agent V]

It's okay. I too would have trouble seeing a 300 pound man in pads jump 5 feet in front of me.

[Coach]

Have we even picked up a first down?

[the Talking Can]

rodgers just threw an amazing td pass for 50 yards to drive in double coverage

[Mecca]

Smith with the torch.

[chiefs1111]

Big play for Smith

[KevB]

That's actually a great tackle by Flowers. Smith in the open field is dynamic.

[Bob Dole]

hahahaha.

Good thing there is a case of beer in Bob Dole's fridge.

[kcxiv]

yeah, becuase field position changed. Doesnt matter when they move the ball 60 more yards in the next 4 plays.

my bad, took almost 1 play.

[PastorMikH]

what will it take for us to get rid of Macintosh?



Maybe Houston will offer us a draft pick for him too.

[cdcox]

Page with the terrible angle this time.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Steve W. Smiff.

He ran for city council back in '93 out in Oakland
You probably didn't hear about him.

[kcpasco]

battle of field position


LOL

[Mecca]

Ok now we can't even remotely cover Steve Smith.

[chiefbowe82]

jake can honestly sit in that pocket as long as he needs every snap

[Ultra Peanut]

Flowers with the inevitable-delaying tackle.

[dj56dt58]

anybody on this board could play qb against our d line

[chiefs1111]

at least Flowers can make a tackle

[DJ's left nut]

WTF is our D-line even doing? It's hard to be this ineffective this consistently.

Oh yeah, and Paige still sucks hard.

[Bob Dole]

Have we even picked up a first down?

No.

[TIED5573]

Think I'll Take a nap...

[RINGLEADER]

third and short...look for the chiefs to make the stop...

[RINGLEADER]

or not

[banyon]

Steve Smith taking over.

[chiefs1111]

another catch for Smith

[KevB]

Again, 2 backup tackles

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Somebody's gonna get they ass whipped
Somebody's gonna get they wig split

[Coach]

Ok now we can't even remotely cover Steve Smith.

Especially if Cunther Cummingham is having his DB's play 15 fucking yards off of the receiver.

[chiefs1111]

No pressure what so ever

[Agent V]

what will it take for us to get rid of Macintosh?
A sniper rifle and a good eye.

[kcxiv]

Fuck, i slept 3 hours for this shit.

[Mecca]

WTF is our D-line even doing? It's hard to be this ineffective this consistently.

Oh yeah, and Paige still sucks hard.

They're bringing in Boone for Hali that should tell you right there...

[Coach]

No.

This comes to no suprise to me.

[the Talking Can]

jesus, we're playing a fat DT at RDE...

[Ultra Peanut]

I don't understand how guys like DeAngelo and Priest are/were like half the size of LJ and block one thousand times better.

[banyon]

It looks like they think Carr is not any good and it's time to pick on him.

[Bob Dole]

The cool Sunday Ticket red button stats thing stopped working.

[Ultra Peanut]

Somebody's gonna get they ass whipped
Somebody's gonna get they wig splitEAT EM UP
EAT EM UP
GRAB A SNACK
GRAB A SNACK

[DJ's left nut]

I get it now.

In softball we'll occasionally let a run in or go down easily in an inning to keep the game going and avoid the mercy rule.

That's what the Panthers are doing here. Smith's dropped 2 balls, the fumble...all of it is obviously the Panthers just keeping the game close so the officials don't start a running clock at halftime.

[chiefs1111]

Im sure they will come out and throw a bomb to Smith on this next play

['Hamas' Jenkins]

It looks like they think Carr is not any good and it's time to pick on him.

It's not that Carr's a bad player, it's that he's a rookie going up against one of the best WRs in the game.

[MIAdragon]

I don't understand how guys like DeAngelo and Priest are/were like half the size of LJ and block one thousand times better.

You have to want/care to block.

[Mecca]

It looks like they think Carr is not any good and it's time to pick on him.

He apparently can handle a bigger guy like Marshall but has no chance at a smaller quicker guy like Smith.

[the Talking Can]

new list:

Hali
Mcintosh
McGraw
Edwards


all should not be playing


i'd say Darling as well, but i don't think he exists

[stumppy]

I don't understand how guys like DeAngelo and Priest are/were like half the size of LJ and block one thousand times better.


Because they played for a TEAM.

[MIAdragon]

It's not that Carr's a bad player, it's that he's a rookie going up against one of the best WRs in the game.

With a QB that has ALL day long to throw

[dj56dt58]

The cool Sunday Ticket red button stats thing stopped working.

Avg time Car has to throw the ball: 45 minutes

average size of hole for Car rb: 10 miles

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I don't understand how guys like DeAngelo and Priest are/were like half the size of LJ and block one thousand times better.

The same reason why a dude half the size of Kimbo slice just beat the piss out of him.

[DJ's left nut]

I don't understand how guys like DeAngelo and Priest are/were like half the size of LJ and block one thousand times better.

Really?

I assume this is meant in a primarily rhetorical fashion.

It's easy to understand how. Priest and Williams give a rat's ass. LJ's busy figuring out what bling he'll wear to the club afterwards. It's purely attitude and LJ is the same no grit bitch he was before he was wealthy. Now he's got a rich RB's sense of entitlement to boot.

F that guy.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I've never seen a reverse get blown up like that before.