Is this decent smoothness?

[Simply Red]

So me and this girl the next suite over (she also sells computer stuff) have talked business and a little personal over the last few mos. Is this fairly smooth finessing?



simplyred (2:58:48 PM): Hi there.
hottie (2:59:07 PM): hey Ryan,
hottie (2:59:16 PM): whats happening
simplyred (2:59:19 PM): hey Crystal.
simplyred (2:59:23 PM): nothing.
hottie (3:00:25 PM): sad
hottie (3:00:30 PM): slow at work?
simplyred (3:01:01 PM): Um, the deal volumes have decreased, but, believe it or not I had a kick a$$ Nov.
simplyred (3:01:29 PM): The average deal amount seems to be higher, as of late.
simplyred (3:01:46 PM): So was that you that I glanced over at around 1ish
simplyred (3:01:50 PM): or Maggie?
simplyred (3:01:52 PM): lol
simplyred (3:02:24 PM): I think it was Maggie, I've never seen this person before.
hottie (3:02:27 PM): oh yah
simplyred (3:02:28 PM): Whatever,
simplyred (3:02:30 PM): Yeah
hottie (3:02:31 PM): it was not me
hottie (3:02:42 PM): dont knwo who it was but i havent left yet today
simplyred (3:02:52 PM): we are having our company holiday deal on Friday
simplyred (3:03:00 PM): Party/dinner err... whatever...
simplyred (3:03:12 PM): @ Garrisons off 141
simplyred (3:03:19 PM): So I was thinking...
hottie (3:04:01 PM): oh yah Garrisons, havent been there in a long time
simplyred (3:06:44 PM): You should show up (covertly) Observe and if you like what you see, bust a FREAKING move. I'm breaking out the cuff-links for this one, girl.. This may be a once in a lifetime opportunity, I even got a fresh haircut @ John Pauls, especially fro you, girl. feel proud.
hottie (3:10:42 PM): hahah
hottie (3:10:51 PM): you are a character
simplyred (3:30:28 PM): What an opportunity it'd be, You could bring Maggie it'd be perfect, Steven (who's also avail.) will be there too. We both are above average looking to fairly hot and are self-sufficient w/ no children (no baggage) and both have our own places, stylish cars. It's a scenario you could only hope for in Buckhead.

[tyton75]

you freaking talk alot.

[Phobia]

Not smooth. You know how I know?

She stopped responding after the 3:30:28 entry. You creeped her out.

[Simply Red]

Well, in all fairness, she hasn't seen me, really. Maybe driving by, or something. So yeah, I guess I could've.

[Iowanian]

too much.

not smooth, slippery, as in leisure suit larry's hair.

Don't try quite so hard.

[Thig Lyfe]

She definitely wants your schlong, brah.

[Simply Red]

No, it didn't stop, she's a bit hesitent though (no question).

Chiefly, because she's not seen me. Perhaps I look like Carrot-top, she's thinking.

[Simply Red]

She definitely wants your schlong, brah.

ROFL

[Simply Red]

too much.

not smooth, slippery, as in leisure suit larry's hair.

Don't try quite so hard.

Wait, that is the appeal (or so I think). Trying so hard that it is humerous. I don't know..... *shrug*

[Gonzo]

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5388/haiguysze2.jpg

[Phobia]

The haircut bit was dumb. You're a little fixated on that. Let that go.

Plus you just asked her on a date and asked her to ask her friend Maggie on behalf of Steven. I'm confused.

You worry about it to much. Put yourself out there and if it works great. If not then move onto the next one.

You don't need us to tell you if it's smooth. You'll know by her reaction.

[Planetman]

simplyred (3:06:44 PM): You should show up (covertly) Observe and if you like what you see, bust a FREAKING move. I'm breaking out the cuff-links for this one, girl.. This may be a once in a lifetime opportunity, I even got a fresh haircut @ John Pauls, especially fro you, girl. feel proud.

You got an afro? Man, ... you are smooooooooooooth!

[Deberg_1990]

It was alright....

Niner? Or an Eighter?

[MagicHef]

She's never seen you before, and she works in the next suite over? How did you start talking to her? Also, at one point, you wrote 3 responses in 6 seconds.

[Donger]

Why did you greet her twice?

[Simply Red]

It was alright....

Niner? Or an Eighter?

Have you ever seen Brooke Hogan?

[Deberg_1990]

Have you ever seen Brooke Hogan?


Get out....

No way shes even that hot.. :)

[Simply Red]

She's never seen you before, and she works in the next suite over? How did you start talking to her? Also, at one point, you wrote 3 responses in 6 seconds.

Yes

Same business/industry/brokering, whatever...

that is how I-M is... (rapid fire)

[Simply Red]

You got an afro? Man, ... you are smooooooooooooth!

ROFL:clap:

[tyton75]

But do you have a sweet bike..

chicks dig bikes

:)

[InChiefsHeaven]

I think you went a bit over the top...fine line between clever and stupid...you were walking it until the last entry...

...but don't listen to me, I've been married for 20 years and I can't get laid no matter what I say...

[Donger]

The last entry was egregiously bad.

[ClevelandBronco]

Dude.

[MagicHef]

you freaking talk alot.

Yes.

In case you were wondering, because I'm sure you are, you wrote 82% of that conversation.

[Simply Red]

The last entry was egregiously bad.

It was totally sarcastic.

[Bearcat]

The two times you said 'whatever' seem awkward and IMO shows you're nervous and/or trying too hard to sound easy-going. The line about showing up, cuff-links, etc; is okay, but the second one at 3:30 is over the top and sort of reeks of desperation to get a serious response from her. And it took you 3 and a half minutes between 'so I was thinking' and what you were thinking, which either means you were interrupted or you were spending way too much time perfecting what you were going to say (which kind of goes against the 'whatever' attitude).

[Simply Red]

The two times you said 'whatever' seem awkward and IMO shows you're nervous and/or trying too hard to sound easy-going. The line about showing up, cuff-links, etc; is okay, but the second one at 3:30 is over the top and sort of reeks of desperation to get a serious response from her. And it took you 3 and a half minutes between 'so I was thinking' and what you were thinking, which either means you were interrupted or you were spending way too much time perfecting what you were going to say (which kind of goes against the 'whatever' attitude).

okay, noted.

[Donger]

It was totally sarcastic.

Did/does she know that?

[Simply Red]

Did/does she know that?

yeah, I'd metioned, I was joking later on.

[Donger]

yeah, I'd metioned, I was joking later on.

I'm sure she found it hilarious.

[Simply Red]

I'm sure she found it hilarious.

Yep, she did actually. How'd you know that, CREEP?!!

[ChiTown]

Yeah................no comment.

[tyton75]

Next time you see her, trying pulling out the "Naked Man" and see if it actually works

[Bearcat]

okay, noted.

Whatever.




see what I did there?

[Otter]

4 out 5 stars

You oversold yourself a little on the last entry. I think something along the lines of "If you want to bring friend so you know someone else we can make it a foursome. I'm even breaking out clean socks and deodorant for this one".

I always like to size up their sense of humor early.

Hindsight is 20/20 however. Not bad.

PS - Donger, stop using words I have to look up.

[Donger]

Yep, she did actually. How'd you know that, CREEP?!!

Because women are excellent salespeople.

[Simply Red]

Because women are excellent salespeople.

:)

[Katipan]

Buckhead in Atlanta?

Love that place.

But that girl either doesn't know how to flirt or has as much passion for you as Donger does.

[Hammock Parties]

You're trying too hard.

[Thig Lyfe]

You're trying too hard.

Damn.

[Iowanian]

You should just cut to the chase and tell her that you've got a mushroom big enough for a family of Smurfs to live under.

[ChiTown]

I agree with Claythan, you are trying too hard. Just be yourself, ya know?

I'd start off like this.....

SR "What's up?"

Trixie "Nothing"

SR "Would you fancy a f uck?"

Trixie "WTF?"

SR "My cock is the size of an anaconda"

Trixie "Later.............."

[Hammock Parties]

Damn.

As mystery would say it's time to "roll off."

[Mile High Mania]

Claythan probably thinks it's killer material...

[Donger]

Buckhead in Atlanta?

Love that place.

But that girl either doesn't know how to flirt or has as much passion for you as Donger does.

The best material is not utilizing material.

[Hammock Parties]

The best material is not utilizing material.

No, there's definitely material that works.

Red, I took the liberty of posting your chat log on the online-game subforum over at theattractionforums.

http://www.theattractionforums.com/forum/online-game/84062-help-my-friend-out-heres-his-chat-log.html#post523251

Highly useful site.

[MOhillbilly]

hottie (3:10:51 PM): you are a character



watch me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2Fo2xnhdLs

[Donger]

No, there's definitely material that works.

Red, I took the liberty of posting your chat log on the online-game subforum over at theattractionforums.

http://www.theattractionforums.com/forum/online-game/84062-help-my-friend-out-heres-his-chat-log.html#post523251

Highly useful site.

Define "works."

[Dave Lane]

Really really weak...

Seriously no skills at all.

[Hammock Parties]

Define "works."

Helps you pick up chicks!

[Donger]

Helps you pick up chicks!

Pick up chicks virtually or in that real world thing?

[Hammock Parties]

Pick up chicks virtually or in that real world thing?

There's different game for almost any type of situation imaginable.

[Deberg_1990]

Whatever Claythan thinks or says,


Just do the opposite. Should work like a champ!

[Hammock Parties]

Whatever Claythan thinks or says,


Just do the opposite. Should work like a champ!

The last girl I asked out online accepted.

[MOhillbilly]

The last girl I asked out online accepted.

was she blind?

[Sure-Oz]

You sounded like claythan minus calling her sweetie, sugar pie, etc...

You talked too much as well and tried to be "too cool"...next time find her and ask her, if there is a next time...I assume you've never physically met her?

[Donger]

The last girl I asked out online accepted.

Did you actually meet her in person?

[Sure-Oz]

There's different game for almost any type of situation imaginable.

Have you gotten past the 1st date or even had a 1st date?

[Phobia]

Have you gotten past the 1st date or even had a 1st date?

Of course not. You know how to tell when he finally starts getting some regular action? When he stops talking about it all the time.

[NewChief]

This reminds me of that show The Pickup Artist? Has anyone ever seen it? I've watched an episode, and it's the biggest bunch of douchebags in the world trying to pick up women... and the douchebags I'm talking about are the supposed "experts" that are tutoring the apprentices, who are even bigger douchebags and getting transformed into full blown enemas by their supposed sensei of smooth

The way they talk about picking up people is just way too earnest and scientific. It's like a freaking manual or something.

That being said, I like your style SR. Self-deprecating, sarcastic, but somewhat charming. Maybe a little over the top, but it always allows you the "I was just fucking around" out if things don't work out.

[Sure-Oz]

This reminds me of that show The Pickup Artist? Has anyone ever seen it? I've watched an episode, and it's the biggest bunch of douchebags in the world trying to pick up women... and the douchebags I'm talking about are the supposed "experts" that are tutoring the apprentices, who are even bigger douchebags and getting transformed into full blown enemas by their supposed sensei of smooth

The way they talk about picking up people is just way too earnest and scientific. It's like a freaking manual or something.

That being said, I like your style SR. Self-deprecating, sarcastic, but somewhat charming. Maybe a little over the top, but it always allows you the "I was just ****ing around" out if things don't work out.

Ignoring them worked for me:D Never put the pussy on the pedestal, be yourself, it's just a damn woman

[Sure-Oz]

Of course not. You know how to tell when he finally starts getting some regular action? When he stops talking about it all the time.

That is true

[NewChief]

As I often do, I had to google the pickup artist and the d-bag host of it out of morbid curiosity. Evidently he's some guy named "Mystery," and he has an entire method for getting women in the sack:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Method

It all reads pretty good, until you realize the guy looks like this:
http://blog.vh1.com/files/gallery/the-pick-up-artist-mystery-and-crew/mystery_292x438.jpg

[Phobia]

Any chick sleeps with that d-bag isn't good enough for me, it's just that simple. Of course, there's really only one woman who is that good.

[Thig Lyfe]

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[NewChief]

Any chick sleeps with that d-bag isn't good enough for me, it's just that simple. Of course, there's really only one woman who is that good.

That's sort of my take as well. If a chick is attracted to that douchebag, she's probably a slut anyway.

[Hammock Parties]

Did you actually meet her in person?

Yes. It was terrible. I think she was actually into me because she tried to initiate contact afterwards but I wasn't interested.

[Delano]

Why don't you ask her out for lunch first? If you are in the next office suite, that would be easy. Drop the holiday party bomb at lunch.

You came off like Michael Scott a little bit.

[Hammock Parties]

As I often do, I had to google the pickup artist and the d-bag host of it out of morbid curiosity. Evidently he's some guy named "Mystery," and he has an entire method for getting women in the sack:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Method

It all reads pretty good, until you realize the guy looks like this:
http://blog.vh1.com/files/gallery/the-pick-up-artist-mystery-and-crew/mystery_292x438.jpg

That's called peacocking.

It works.

He looks ridiculous. But it works.

[Delano]

Yes. It was terrible. I think she was actually into me because she tried to initiate contact afterwards but I wasn't interested.

Dude, spill the beans. What happened? Did she have an odd odor? Dress poorly? Act retarted?

[Simply Red]

Really really weak...

Seriously no skills at all.

It was designed to be funny, as was this thread. If I'm seriously shooting game fucking believe me it'll be in person.

wise up, dumbasses

TIA

-SR

[Hammock Parties]

Dude, spill the beans. What happened? Did she have an odd odor? Dress poorly? Act retarted?

It was all chronicled in the "I have a date" thread.

Long story short, the photos she presented online were not an indicator of her true self.

[NewChief]

That's called peacocking.

It works.

He looks ridiculous. But it works.

I will admit that I got tons and tons of play back in college when I had long hair and dressed like a dirtbag hippy, and I didn't just get play from hippy chicks. I always felt it was because I looked authentic and genuine, but maybe it was because I just looked different than the other people.

On second thought, it was probably just because I'm a damned hot male, and I would get play even if I went out dressed as Erkle.

[ChiefsCountry]

Hey Clayton have you read the Game by Neil Strauss?

[Sure-Oz]

Any chick sleeps with that d-bag isn't good enough for me, it's just that simple. Of course, there's really only one woman who is that good.

Agreed....

One time i got a ride from this chick and she was kindve easy and asked if i wanted to make out....

I said nah i'd rather eat my taco bell....

Awkward silence for a second, got out of the car and went into the party.:)

[Iowanian]

Feel free to use this if you want sr...tell me how it goes.

I'm going to do a first for me and attempt to channel demonpenz for pickup lines online.

hmmmm mmmmm

"its like one time when me and snugga were chatting online with this hawt chic that looks like that one chic with the feathered hair who looked like a cheap version of Heather Locklear, on that episode of Walker Texas Ranger where Chuck Norris scissor kicks that one guy in the head. Anyway, I told this BJ and the Bearutiful honey that snugga's hangdown part was ribbed for her pleasure. I told her that his genital warts were so overgrown, that his dufloppy had more mushrooms on it than a Southeast Asian Smurf City.

We wuz in there like swimwear after that line."

[Simply Red]

Feel free to use this if you want sr...tell me how it goes.

I'm going to do a first for me and attempt to channel demonpenz for pickup lines online.

hmmmm mmmmm

"its like one time when me and snugga were chatting online with this hawt chic that looks like that one chic with the feathered hair who looked like a cheap version of Heather Locklear, on that episode of Walker Texas Ranger where Chuck Norris scissor kicks that one guy in the head. Anyway, I told this BJ and the Bearutiful honey that snugga's hangdown part was ribbed for her pleasure. I told her that his genital warts were so overgrown, that his dufloppy had more mushrooms on it than a Southeast Asian Smurf City.

We wuz in there like swimwear after that line."



where'd you pluck that from? because that is ****ing hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[Iowanian]

Its like DSB. I've been saving up an ubber load for a couple of weeks.


Sorry I had to rub that post out in your black panther party thread.

That original, is just for you.

[The Franchise]

It was all chronicled in the "I have a date" thread.

Long story short, the photos she presented online were not an indicator of her true self.

I must have missed that shit.

EDIT: I went back and looked in the "I have a date" thread and didn't see it.

[Sure-Oz]

I must have missed that shit.

EDIT: I went back and looked in the "I have a date" thread and didn't see it.

Yeah he had a date and i guess she was too fat for him, beggers cant be choosers

[The Franchise]

Yeah he had a date and i guess she was too fat for him, beggers cant be choosers

What's too fat? 160? 180? 200?

He's a virgin....anything less than 200 and he should have been tapping it.

[Simply Red]

No, there's definitely material that works.

Red, I took the liberty of posting your chat log on the online-game subforum over at theattractionforums.

http://www.theattractionforums.com/forum/online-game/84062-help-my-friend-out-heres-his-chat-log.html#post523251

Highly useful site..

[Hammock Parties]

Yeah he had a date and i guess she was too fat for him, beggers cant be choosers

Yes, we can.

[The Franchise]

Yes, we can.

Post the pics of her. I missed that part of the thread.

[Hammock Parties]

Post the pics of her. I missed that part of the thread.

Try reading the thread more carefully.

[The Franchise]

Try reading the thread more carefully.

Fucking hell.....around what page was it on? 40's? 30's?

[Deberg_1990]

Of course not. You know how to tell when he finally starts getting some regular action? When he stops talking about it all the time.

This

[Hammock Parties]

Fucking hell.....around what page was it on? 40's? 30's?

How the fuck should I know?

[Simply Red]

I think you two are discussing different threads.

[The Franchise]

How the fuck should I know?

It's your fucking attention whore thread.

[Simply Red]

Oh and by the way, I'll fucking talk about whatever the fuck I want to talk about.

[Hammock Parties]

It's your fucking attention whore thread.

So?

If you're so interested in what she looks like go dig in the thread.

[Simply Red]

I LOVE THIS COUNTRY.

[Fairplay]

SR you are something else dude.

[KChiefs1]

lame stuff...you should have done the Naked Man on her.

[yeti]

lame stuff...you should have done the Naked Man on her.

2 out of 3 times!

[Simply Red]

lame stuff...you should have done the Naked Man on her.

ORLY?

A) who are you?

B) Please, I'm all ears/eyes eagerly awaiting the game you shoot.

[Simply Red]

I feel really bad about questioning who you are, KChiefs1. Seriously, that is not my style at all. I think I'm Bi Polar. Can you hold me?

[yeti]

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this should explain the naked man move

[Simply Red]

Great movie, seriously...
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[KChiefs1]

I feel really bad about questioning who you are, KChiefs1. Seriously, that is not my style at all. I think I'm Bi Polar. Can you hold me?

No problem...where do you want to meet at Garrison's.
I'll be the guy with the new haircut...:)

[CoMoChief]

Jesus you have horrible game.

[Katipan]

He didn't get the chick but he got the dude.

Sounds like great game to me.

[Iowanian]

Me and Snugga's pure awesomeness is going to get lost in this thread.

[rad]

"If your ass is a chinese restaurant, I'll have the Pu-Pu Platter"

[DeezNutz]

My game:

DeezNutz: "Hello. I'm DeezNutz. What's your name?"
(response)
DeezNutz: "Nice to meet you ___. Insert question to get her to talk."

Listen, make witty replies. Rinse, repeat until panties drop.

If you're actually a good looking guy, the next step is to make her laugh. Accomplish this, and you have a great chance of getting your dick wet.

[Sure-Oz]

My game:

DeezNutz: "Hello. I'm DeezNutz. What's your name?"
(response)
DeezNutz: "Nice to meet you ___. Insert question to get her to talk."

Listen, make witty replies. Rinse, repeat until panties drop.

If you're actually a good looking guy, the next step is to make her laugh. Accomplish this, and you have a great chance of getting your dick wet.

Not so hard is it?!

[Katipan]

I don't talk about deez nutz until the second date.

[Hammock Parties]

I don't talk about deez nutz until the second date.

Women enjoy ballspeak?

[Katipan]

I doubt it, but I don't think I'm like most women.

I think balls are underrated and underused. Oh sure they're enjoyed for their baby making abilities, and the way they stop you from falling into fat girls but what about the asthetic beauty?

The way they wrinkle and pucker in the cold. The way they droop and sag when they're old. How they make your dick look all that much more impressive. How they stop farts from floating up the front of your pants. How the same balls can look so endearing when perched on your girlfriend's chin, and so hilarious when perched on your best-friend's forehead... How intimate a pain it is when they are crushed beneath a stilleto shoe or beneath a pile of junk in a purse. How the very essence and definition of a man is sandwiched between stink and splendor. And is bolted to the underside of trucks.

How truly fair and noble a body part it is. Just think... No matter how popular the guy is here on CP. No matter how much money, or fame, or good looks he possesses in real life... If you have bigger balls, you win.

[Hammock Parties]

I have an undescended testicle. What do you think of that?

[Hammock Parties]

We have our first reply from an online PUA for Simply Red:

its hard to tell from this fragment. But he really shouldnt be qualifying himself like he does. And your right it does sound needy. A better way to go about this is to seed the idea first, then talk off topic for a sec, and then ask if she fancys tagging along.

'its gona be a great party, and me and steven (who's awesome btw), are gona roll up in a limo, so if the three of us get out, everyone will be like who the crap are these guys, it'll be haliarious'.... im just making it up as i go here but that would be better.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

So me and this girl the next suite over (she also sells computer stuff) have talked business and a little personal over the last few mos. Is this fairly smooth finessing?





Dude....

:spock:


Just get a hat like mine. You'll be golden.

[Brock]

Brutal.

[Simply Red]

He didn't get the chick but he got the dude.

Sounds like great game to me.

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[Simply Red]

My game:

DeezNutz: "Hello. I'm DeezNutz. What's your name?"
(response)
DeezNutz: "Nice to meet you ___. Insert question to get her to talk."

Listen, make witty replies. Rinse, repeat until panties drop.

If you're actually a good looking guy, the next step is to make her laugh. Accomplish this, and you have a great chance of getting your dick wet.

I'm pretty sure I'm not terrible looking. Just sayin'

[KChiefsQT]

I'm confused... you just on the computer or have you two "officially" met?

[Simply Red]

I'm confused... you just on the computer or have you two "officially" met?

We're in the same industry, our offices butt-up to one another. I've seen her from a distance, she's seen me from distance.

[KChiefsQT]

Hmmm... sounds sketchy to me. You should just ask her if she wants to grab a drink after work one day. Inviting her to your holiday party is too much. I'd think you were a lost cause if you didn't have the balls to walk up to me and talk to me in person but you invite me to your holiday bash. I don't think you have much to lose @ this point.

[Simply Red]

Hmmm... sounds sketchy to me. You should just ask her if she wants to grab a drink after work one day. Inviting her to your holiday party is too much. I'd think you were a lost cause if you didn't have the balls to walk up to me and talk to me in person but you invite me to your holiday bash. I don't think you have much to lose @ this point.

I absolutely would, but it's really hard considering our industry and their business set up. They're much more corporately set in their ways, as a result, her becoming free is tough. I actually kind of didn't mean for this thread to be taken so seriously. But, yeah, I have absolutely no fear of asking a girl out. That's how I met that one person I haven't seen since April.

[KChiefsQT]

I absolutely would, but it's really hard considering our industry and their business set up. They're much more corporately set in their ways, as a result, her becoming free is tough. I actually kind of didn't mean for this thread to be taken so seriously. But, yeah, I have absolutely no fear of asking a girl out. That's how I met that one person I haven't seen since April.

She can't be stuck in the office all day. "Bump" into her on her way out, if the industry's as anal as it sounds, the chick needs a drink... or 5. :)

Ohh and order Long Island Ice Teas for her, most girls can't handle those drinks, you up your chances of getting laid by a large margin!

Get some!!!!

[Simply Red]

She can't be stuck in the office all day. "Bump" into her on her way out, if the industry's as anal as it sounds, the chick needs a drink... or 5. :)

Ohh and order Long Island Ice Teas for her, most girls can't handle those drinks, you up your chances of getting laid by a large margin!

Get some!!!!

Noted, bless your heart.

[DeezNutz]

I'm pretty sure I'm not terrible looking. Just sayin'

Then you should follow the above formula.

1. "Hello, my name is SR."

No more dry balls.

[DeezNutz]

Not so hard is it?!

Word.

[Skip Towne]

Use Les Nessman's line: Hello, my name is Skip. I'm extremely wealthy.

[Fairplay]

I'm pretty sure I'm not terrible looking. Just sayin'

Take advice from QT.
Or talk to other women you know. They are more then happy to help you out in a legitimate way. They know what works for most women.

And if the women is not interested she mentions real quickly that she has a boyfriend. It could be a lie, and lets just say it is. Something about what you are saying is turning her off.

[Simply Red]

Take advice from QT.
Or talk to other women you know. They are more then happy to help you out in a legitimate way. They know what works for most women.

And if the women is not interested she mentions real quickly that she has a boyfriend. It could be a lie, and lets just say it is. Something about what you are saying is turning her off.

That's fine, just cool it with the anti-semetic remarks, Fairplay.

[stumppy]

I have an undescended testicle. What do you think of that?


I'm pretty sure everybody on the planet figured that out long before you did.

[stumppy]

SR, you need to put forth the effort to meet her in person before you go any further.
And ask her out in person. Shoot for a short get together after work or on the weekend for the first date. The office party is NOT the place you want to have a first date. Especially with a woman you haven't spent one minute with in person. You never know, she might be just great with the chat and e-mails but you'll have no idea what she's really like until you spend some time with her.

[Simply Red]

SR, you need to put forth the effort to meet her in person before you go any further.
And ask her out in person. Shoot for a short get together after work or on the weekend for the first date. The office party is NOT the place you want to have a first date. Especially with a woman you haven't spent one minute with in person. You never know, she might be just great with the chat and e-mails but you'll have no idea what she's really like until you spend some time with her.

yeah, I guess you're right.

[Phobia]

SR, you need to put forth the effort to meet her in person before you go any further.
And ask her out in person. Shoot for a short get together after work or on the weekend for the first date. The office party is NOT the place you want to have a first date. Especially with a woman you haven't spent one minute with in person. You never know, she might be just great with the chat and e-mails but you'll have no idea what she's really like until you spend some time with her.

I would definitely take the advice of guy who let badgirl move in.

[stumppy]

yeah, I guess you're right.

I was thinking about this. I always try to keep an open mind about everything and figured your approach might work just as well as anything. So I decided to borrow your schtick and take it out for a test drive.

I should be hearing back pretty soon from the lucky girl I shmoosed with your hit and miss. I'll let you know how it turns out.:D

[stumppy]

I would definitely take the advice of guy who let badgirl move in.

You just can't let a guy move on can you? What do you do? Stumble across one of my posts and figure I haven't smacked stumppy down with the ole 'Dumb move stick' lately. Time to remind him.

I do have to say though the hard time you give me is nothing compared to the frustation I felt when trying to correct some of her .....uh........misgivings about things like hurricanes.




Not complaining, being reminded by friends about not so good decisions in the past have saved me from some of the same.:D

[Phobia]

It's not about smacking you. It's about funny and it's definitely funny.

My first wife was 100,000x worse than badgirl will ever be, so I have very little room to talk.

[stumppy]

I know what you mean. It is funny. Badgirl was/is a good gal. But man, some of the things she would come up with were, well I'll just say they helped cement the sterotype of Applachan Hillbillies.:D
Hopefully you'll never have to argue with someone who thinks the intensity of an oncoming hurricane is directly related to how deep it is in the ocean.
That was one of those 'you cannot be serious, you're just fugging with me aren't you' moments.

Keep firing all the zingers all you want. I grew up with three older brothers that made their mission to give me a hard time 24/7.:D

[Consistent1]

I skipped 99% of this. I do want to offer Simply Gay a shot and a beer though. He can even bring his girl Demonpenz, and I will get her one too.

[Simply Red]

I skipped 99% of this. I do want to offer Simply Gay a shot and a beer though. He can even bring his girl Demonpenz, and I will get her one too.

Come on over and get a hug, I appreciate your support.

[Jilly]

should've stopped at breakin out the cufflinks, cuz that made me laugh and then after that I had to really read it to figure out if you were being serious or funny

[Simply Red]

should've stopped at breakin out the cufflinks, cuz that made me laugh and then after that I had to really read it to figure out if you were being serious or funny

That's just the thing, I REALLY WAS JOKING...

[Demonpenz]

I skipped 99% of this. I do want to offer Simply Gay a shot and a beer though. He can even bring his girl Demonpenz, and I will get her one too.

I don't know what this means, but I will take it that we are buds. IM me sometime

[Simply Red]

I don't know what this means, but I will take it that we are buds. IM me sometime

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