View Full Version : Poop If you opened a sex store, what would you call it?
Silock
12-08-2008, 11:42 PM
See title.
Go.
Mecca
12-08-2008, 11:43 PM
Nipples and Dicks.
pr_capone
12-08-2008, 11:43 PM
The Whispering Eye
OnTheWarpath15
12-08-2008, 11:44 PM
Thongs and Dongs.
TinyEvel
12-08-2008, 11:46 PM
Jarba the Hut.
Tribal Warfare
12-08-2008, 11:46 PM
Moanin and bone'n
DaneMcCloud
12-08-2008, 11:47 PM
Big Pussy's Dildo Emporium
DaFace
12-08-2008, 11:48 PM
Spatula City
"Bob" Dobbs
12-08-2008, 11:48 PM
BallMart
"Bob" Dobbs
12-08-2008, 11:50 PM
Cocksco
jidar
12-08-2008, 11:50 PM
Silocks moms house
TinyEvel
12-08-2008, 11:50 PM
Jack's Whack Shack
TinyEvel
12-08-2008, 11:50 PM
Bachelor Party "novelties"
DaneMcCloud
12-08-2008, 11:51 PM
Uncle Jed's Porno Shed
DaneMcCloud
12-08-2008, 11:52 PM
Cuzin' Ed's Velvet Spread
J Diddy
12-08-2008, 11:52 PM
Long Schlong Slivers
"Bob" Dobbs
12-08-2008, 11:53 PM
The Bill Clinton Presidential Library?
j/k
Stinger
12-08-2008, 11:54 PM
The Blow and Go
Backdoor Bargin Bin
The KC Chiefs Empourium (Because someone always get ****ed there)
Reaper16
12-08-2008, 11:54 PM
Clit Beastwood's Fistfull of Schlongers
Reaper16
12-08-2008, 11:56 PM
Cuzin' Ed's Velvet Spread
I like it. It's classy.
Bowser
12-08-2008, 11:57 PM
The Dildo Hut
Bowser
12-08-2008, 11:58 PM
The Ins and Outs
boogblaster
12-08-2008, 11:58 PM
Uncle Boogs Jiz-Joint
Bowser
12-08-2008, 11:58 PM
Little Man in the Boat Store
DaneMcCloud
12-08-2008, 11:59 PM
Uncle Tiny's Tuna Town
Mr. Laz
12-09-2008, 12:00 AM
IN and OUT burglar
DaneMcCloud
12-09-2008, 12:01 AM
Aunt Jennie's Leather Tennies
Bowser
12-09-2008, 12:01 AM
The O Store
DaneMcCloud
12-09-2008, 12:01 AM
Cunts R US
Bowser
12-09-2008, 12:02 AM
Squirters
booger
12-09-2008, 12:04 AM
Master Bates
booger
12-09-2008, 12:06 AM
wet dreamzzzz
booger
12-09-2008, 12:09 AM
the boom boom room
booger
12-09-2008, 12:11 AM
ease your blueballs
'Hamas' Jenkins
12-09-2008, 12:11 AM
Virgin Mary's Cunt.
booger
12-09-2008, 12:14 AM
The bearded clam
virgins r welcum
booger
12-09-2008, 12:15 AM
Uncle Charlies Meat Shack
Hoover
12-09-2008, 12:19 AM
In & Out
Cum & Go
Quick-e-lube (So it looks like I got an oil change not porn)
J Diddy
12-09-2008, 12:20 AM
Six inches from heaven.
In & Out
Cum & Go
Quick-e-lube (So it looks like I got an oil change not porn)
We have convenience stores here called Kum-n-Go.
In & Out
Cum & Go
Quick-e-lube (So it looks like I got an oil change not porn)
Allready a chain of stores named Kum & Go. :spock:
El Pendejo
12-09-2008, 12:21 AM
tAINT
Thig Lyfe
12-09-2008, 12:21 AM
Applebee's
'Hamas' Jenkins
12-09-2008, 12:22 AM
Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet
Mecca
12-09-2008, 12:23 AM
We have convenience stores here called Kum-n-Go.
I bet all the women go there.
Ultra Peanut
12-09-2008, 12:24 AM
Hole in the Sheet
'Hamas' Jenkins
12-09-2008, 12:24 AM
Applebee's
Shorty had them applebottom jeans
Box with no fur
She hit the flo
Next thing you know
I was fist deep in her hole hole hole hole hole hole hole
booger
12-09-2008, 12:25 AM
the Y box lunch
entry also in the rear
stop in for taco tuesdays
I bet all the women go there.
Nope, I go to QuikTrip. Which is kinda funny, too, if you think about it.
booger
12-09-2008, 12:26 AM
furburger in paradise
We have convenience stores here called Kum-n-Go.
damn, I'm slow on the draw tonight.
Mecca
12-09-2008, 12:27 AM
It's all about Quickies in Springfield.
'Hamas' Jenkins
12-09-2008, 12:28 AM
STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!
booger
12-09-2008, 12:28 AM
little suzie's pu$$y fart
'Hamas' Jenkins
12-09-2008, 12:29 AM
skeet skeet skeet
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/c/3/dc38b034ec2f0a8040ead3981f847372.gif
booger
12-09-2008, 12:31 AM
Tuggie's
booger
12-09-2008, 12:32 AM
Poon patrol
'Hamas' Jenkins
12-09-2008, 12:33 AM
ALIEYEEAYEALAYLEEIAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAYLIAAAAAAAAAALEYYYY
Mecca
12-09-2008, 12:35 AM
2 girls 1 cup
TinyEvel
12-09-2008, 12:38 AM
Luv's
Ultra Peanut
12-09-2008, 12:38 AM
skeet skeet skeet
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/c/3/dc38b034ec2f0a8040ead3981f847372.gifIf lovin' you is wrong,
http://i38.tinypic.com/fd6r2g.gif
Saulbadguy
12-09-2008, 12:39 AM
WAL-MART
Luv's
I almost posted that...lol.
BTW, has anyone told you you're such a square lately?
booger
12-09-2008, 12:47 AM
Dr. Porkenstein's poon palace
J Diddy
12-09-2008, 01:05 AM
The tunnel of love
Ultra Peanut
12-09-2008, 01:12 AM
Sheep Flashback
Sheep Flashback
I bet there's already one called that somewere here in WY. :doh!:
Reaper16
12-09-2008, 01:18 AM
Mack Brown's Long Horn
Fishpicker
12-09-2008, 01:52 AM
Master Vader's Black Helmet.
specializing in cosplay of course.
booger
12-09-2008, 02:09 AM
Welcum to Phildo's.
I'm Booger (the President of dildo operations) PDO & (Genataila manager) GM.
Let me introduce the staff:
all things anal coordinator-Mecca. Anthing about anal he can show you the way.
Milf/Granny's/almostdeadstillbarlybreathing Co-Simply Red. The man knows his stuff on Milfs.
Mr Boobs-Frazod. Big, small, bouncy, flat, fake, nattys, anthing booby and he's the guy to talk to.
Ass/curves/latina Co.-MIAdragon.
Nipple Co-kcmizzou. nipple tweaking, canadian bacon, silver dollars, nat geo chewed up nips, etc. the man knows nipples
They made us hire old people too-Skip and logical-we stuck them in the lesbo isle for now.
EverthingGay/dicksdicksandmoredicks-Clathan. He also is an expert in the Star Wars fetish.(special order only)
Fratpartys and Sorority Hoes-that would be Endelt. He never turns down a midget either so don't be afraid to ask. Also our resident hog tamer (fat/chubby chicks) how could i forget that?
Pick up an application as we are looking to fill the following positions:
Asian bangkok
Amateur
Celebrity
Everything Blonde-position filled by JOhn as soon as we receive naked pics of these ex blonde chics.
How to/instructional
swingers
ebony babes
brazillian bonitas
nevershavedAdayInHerLife/hairy mommas(amazon jungle b!tches)
Solo Specialists
Spank away everyone. Don't worry if you spill just let the guy at the register know. His name is Keg and he named the place. He will page Claythan who also handles mopping duties.
Special note: Donger, who handles our outside sales, has turned up missing again. He was last seen beachside gazing at the sunset. If you have seen this man please contact managment, thank you.
booger
12-09-2008, 02:20 AM
Paging: Claythan, clean up in isle 69
J Diddy
12-09-2008, 02:57 AM
Welcum to Phildo's.
I'm Booger (the President of dildo operations) PDO & (Genataila manager) GM.
Let me introduce the staff:
all things anal coordinator-Mecca. Anthing about anal he can show you the way.
Milf/Granny's/almostdeadstillbarlybreathing Co-Simply Red. The man knows his stuff on Milfs.
Mr Boobs-Frazod. Big, small, bouncy, flat, fake, nattys, anthing booby and he's the guy to talk to.
Ass/curves/latina Co.-MIAdragon.
Nipple Co-kcmizzou. nipple tweaking, canadian bacon, silver dollars, nat geo chewed up nips, etc. the man knows nipples
They made us hire old people too-Skip and logical-we stuck them in the lesbo isle for now.
EverthingGay/dicksdicksandmoredicks-Clathan. He also is an expert in the Star Wars fetish.(special order only)
Fratpartys and Sorority Hoes-that would be Endelt. He never turns down a midget either so don't be afraid to ask.
Pick up an application as we are looking to fill the following positions:
Asian bangkok
Amateur
Celebrity
Everything Blonde
How to/instructional
swingers
ebony babes
brazillian bonitas
nevershavedAdayInHerLife/hairy mommas(amazon jungle b!tches)
Solo Specialists
Spank away everyone. Don't worry if you spill just let the guy at the register know. His name is Keg and he named the place. He will page Claythan who also handles mopping duties.
Special note: Donger, who handles our outside sales, has turned up missing again. He was last seen beachside gazing at the sunset. If you have seen this man please contact managment, thank you.
your reference to donger was comedic genious
Thig Lyfe
12-09-2008, 03:00 AM
your reference to donger was comedic genious
Lofty praise coming from you!
AirForceChief
12-09-2008, 03:41 AM
The Box Score: Sport's Bar and Adult Lounge
teedubya
12-09-2008, 04:21 AM
Get R Done
Lust Shack.
The Empornium
Fratpartys and Sorority Hoes-that would be Endelt. He never turns down a midget either so don't be afraid to ask.
Pick up an application as we are looking to fill the following positions:
Asian bangkok
Amateur
Celebrity
Everything Blonde
How to/instructional
swingers
ebony babes
brazillian bonitas
nevershavedAdayInHerLife/hairy mommas(amazon jungle b!tches)
Solo Specialists
You also need to add, that EnDelt specializes in FAT chicks, he's world famous for this.:eek:
Also I would like to apply for the "Everything Blonde", I have two Blonde ex's that will give me references.ROFL
booger
12-09-2008, 05:56 AM
You also need to add, that EnDelt specializes in FAT chicks, he's world famous for this.:eek:
Also I would like to apply for the "Everything Blonde", I have two Blonde ex's that will give me references.ROFL
You got the job.
After the thousands of pounds of fatties he has explored I can't believe i forgot that. Good catch.
You got the job.
After the thousands of pounds of fatties he has explored I can't believe i forgot that. Good catch.
Pics are in the mail.
Of course one of the ex's has an account here.
If your reading this B. , I'm just joking. :evil:
Hog's Gone Fishin
12-09-2008, 08:55 AM
Herm Ewards house of pussification
Baby Lee
12-09-2008, 09:06 AM
Arbys
Donger
12-09-2008, 09:15 AM
The Wet Spot, of course.
crazycoffey
12-09-2008, 09:22 AM
The Wet Spot, of course.
thread closed....
munkey
12-09-2008, 09:24 AM
The Wet Spot, of course.
Dongers house of Dildos
:D
mrbiggz
12-09-2008, 10:09 AM
Mr. Biggz
DeezNutz
12-09-2008, 10:11 AM
Cunning Ambitions.
Rooster
12-09-2008, 10:11 AM
Rooster's house of Cock-n-Stuff :hmmm:
crazycoffey
12-09-2008, 10:13 AM
Dongers house of Dildos
:D
just "Donger's"
Demonpenz
12-09-2008, 10:14 AM
Demonpenz's sex store
vailpass
12-09-2008, 10:18 AM
Great post, there is some really funny shit on this one.
StcChief
12-09-2008, 11:05 AM
Adult Toys 'r Us
KCChiefsMan
12-09-2008, 11:17 AM
No Cups
chasedude
12-09-2008, 11:19 AM
The Pink and the Stink
Reaper16
12-09-2008, 11:24 AM
Elliot Spitzer's What Else Am I Going To Do With My Life?
beach tribe
12-09-2008, 11:30 AM
The broken jar.
Iowanian
12-09-2008, 11:35 AM
Clam Hammer
The Quivering Lip
The Franchise
12-09-2008, 11:39 AM
Ejaculate and Evacuate
Gonzo
12-09-2008, 11:40 AM
Capt. Spanky's house of Debachery
Planetman
12-09-2008, 11:50 AM
Aunt Mable's Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet Grand Emporium
blueballs
12-09-2008, 12:30 PM
you can sell sex in a store
wow
do they have a lot of fitting rooms
CoMoChief
12-09-2008, 12:34 PM
Walmart
DaneMcCloud
12-09-2008, 12:37 PM
The Caulk Shop
DaneMcCloud
12-09-2008, 12:37 PM
Caulk Suckers
DaneMcCloud
12-09-2008, 12:38 PM
The Happy Clam Hut
Coach
12-09-2008, 12:39 PM
Big Dicks Halfway Inn
CoMoChief
12-09-2008, 12:39 PM
Shoney's
CoMoChief
12-09-2008, 12:40 PM
Texas Tom's Cooter Bomb
blueballs
12-09-2008, 12:40 PM
We don't tell
StcChief
12-09-2008, 12:43 PM
Blueball's removed.
blueballs
12-09-2008, 12:45 PM
hey
CoMoChief
12-09-2008, 12:47 PM
Shirley Temple's Fantasy World
StcChief
12-09-2008, 12:47 PM
heylike the counter 'Donger' name....
:) no offense. I just couldn't pass it up when I saw your post. :D
Sweet Daddy Hate
12-09-2008, 12:57 PM
Fuck Rush Limbaugh!
Absolutely no sales of merchandise whatsoever, and I get a bail-out at the end of the year!
beach tribe
12-09-2008, 01:00 PM
Wow, no response for "the broken jar"
I thought that would hit a nerve.
cabletech94
12-09-2008, 01:06 PM
One eyed JACKS.
Molitoth
12-09-2008, 01:08 PM
Rubber Veiny Triumphant Bastards
kstater
12-09-2008, 01:10 PM
The Glory Hole
Rain Man
12-09-2008, 01:16 PM
Taco Belle.
The Cunning Linguist
Pornocchio's Pleasure Palace (it's not your nose that grows)
Cleveland Steamhouse
CoMoChief
12-09-2008, 01:39 PM
Purple Headed Yogurt Slingers
Pitt Gorilla
12-09-2008, 01:39 PM
The Cunning Linguist
Pornocchio's Pleasure Palace (it's not your nose that grows)
Cleveland SteamhouseCunning Linguist is brilliant.
Jenny Come Lately
The Hard-bare Whore.
Scott's Seed Spreader
Stanky Hang-Downs
BWillie
12-09-2008, 01:45 PM
We've got worms
Dave Lane
12-09-2008, 01:47 PM
Tits and Clits
MikeMaslowski
12-09-2008, 01:53 PM
Sticky Floors Nut Hut
Red Beans
12-09-2008, 05:03 PM
The Jammit Inn or E's Inn one or the other.
CoMoChief
12-09-2008, 05:06 PM
29 Gallons of Ass Pee
Adept Havelock
12-09-2008, 05:14 PM
I'd open a combo sex-shop and fast-food restaurant like the Subway/BK/etc. attached to some service stations.
For the name I'd steal a page from Yale:
Porn 'n Chicken, open 24/7/365.
Rain Man
12-09-2008, 05:14 PM
Erotica With A Baseball Bat
Donger
12-09-2008, 05:15 PM
Snuggies. Or, perhaps Squishy's.
CrazyPhuD
12-09-2008, 05:22 PM
Christian Bible Supply
CoMoChief
12-09-2008, 05:24 PM
Britney's Fur Burger of Love
Mr. Mean
12-09-2008, 06:08 PM
Whisker Pigs: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear
DJJasonp
12-09-2008, 06:33 PM
Batteries Not Included
memyselfI
12-09-2008, 06:42 PM
Sanctuary
Rain Man
12-09-2008, 06:43 PM
Masturbation Station.
Simply Red
12-09-2008, 06:51 PM
Talk about a FAX relapse thread?
Ebolapox
12-09-2008, 06:56 PM
the crotcheteria
Ebolapox
12-09-2008, 06:56 PM
frankie's fuckery
Ebolapox
12-09-2008, 06:57 PM
cafe v'agina
Ebolapox
12-09-2008, 06:57 PM
OPEN ALL NIGHT!
Sweet Daddy Hate
12-09-2008, 06:57 PM
Christian Bible Supply
ROFL:clap:ROFL
REP!
Ebolapox
12-09-2008, 06:57 PM
nipples and...goddammit, mecca. stole my idea, bitch
FringeNC
12-09-2008, 07:26 PM
Vertical Smiles
Sweet Daddy Hate
12-09-2008, 07:28 PM
The Glory Hole!
Sweet Daddy Hate
12-09-2008, 07:30 PM
The Nervous Gerbil.
Sweet Daddy Hate
12-09-2008, 07:31 PM
FOX News Outlet,
and Patriot Super-Store.
Cooter Browns
Of course that is the name of a local bar here....nuff said.
Davechief
12-09-2008, 08:13 PM
The Purple Mushroom.
StcChief
12-09-2008, 08:38 PM
The Purple Mushroom.Purple Headed Mushroom....
MahiMike
12-09-2008, 08:44 PM
The Creamery Emporium (not the crematorium)
Sex R Us
We love you long time
The Ladies Man
Novelty and Frivolity
People, places and Play Things
Romeo and Julie the Slut
Cupid and Stupid
Sex in the City
Mr. Flopnuts
12-09-2008, 08:45 PM
Welcum to Phildo's.
I'm Booger (the President of dildo operations) PDO & (Genataila manager) GM.
Let me introduce the staff:
all things anal coordinator-Mecca. Anthing about anal he can show you the way.
Milf/Granny's/almostdeadstillbarlybreathing Co-Simply Red. The man knows his stuff on Milfs.
Mr Boobs-Frazod. Big, small, bouncy, flat, fake, nattys, anthing booby and he's the guy to talk to.
Ass/curves/latina Co.-MIAdragon.
Nipple Co-kcmizzou. nipple tweaking, canadian bacon, silver dollars, nat geo chewed up nips, etc. the man knows nipples
They made us hire old people too-Skip and logical-we stuck them in the lesbo isle for now.
EverthingGay/dicksdicksandmoredicks-Clathan. He also is an expert in the Star Wars fetish.(special order only)
Fratpartys and Sorority Hoes-that would be Endelt. He never turns down a midget either so don't be afraid to ask. Also our resident hog tamer (fat/chubby chicks) how could i forget that?
Pick up an application as we are looking to fill the following positions:
Asian bangkok
Amateur
Celebrity
Everything Blonde-position filled by JOhn as soon as we receive naked pics of these ex blonde chics.
How to/instructional
swingers
ebony babes
brazillian bonitas
nevershavedAdayInHerLife/hairy mommas(amazon jungle b!tches)
Solo Specialists
Spank away everyone. Don't worry if you spill just let the guy at the register know. His name is Keg and he named the place. He will page Claythan who also handles mopping duties.
Special note: Donger, who handles our outside sales, has turned up missing again. He was last seen beachside gazing at the sunset. If you have seen this man please contact managment, thank you.
Dude, every pr0n shop needs a Mr. Flopnuts. WTF are you thinking?
Mr. Flopnuts
12-09-2008, 08:45 PM
I'd either go with McDildo's, or Happy Endings.
philfree
12-09-2008, 09:27 PM
Adult Arcade........Or has then already been taken?
PhilFree:arrow:
1adam1238
12-09-2008, 09:30 PM
The G Spot
CHENZ A!
12-09-2008, 09:35 PM
COCK RING WAREHOUSE
gblowfish
12-09-2008, 10:26 PM
Jiffy Lube.
DJ's left nut
12-09-2008, 10:38 PM
The Green Door
Sweet Daddy Hate
12-09-2008, 11:08 PM
The Green Door
Oooh! Aaah! Retro!
Seriously; me-likey. :thumb:
RealSNR
12-09-2008, 11:41 PM
There's a store here called "The Plain Brown Wrapper"
Really random for a pr0n shop
Sweet Daddy Hate
12-09-2008, 11:49 PM
There's a store here called "The Plain Brown Wrapper"
Really random for a pr0n shop
What happened to Herb, man? If he keeps playin' like that, he ain't gonna' know NO ladies!:D
Marty Mac Ver 2.0
12-09-2008, 11:55 PM
Porn-a-Copia!
RealSNR
12-10-2008, 12:41 AM
What happened to Herb, man? If he keeps playin' like that, he ain't gonna' know NO ladies!:DThe man learns quickly.
Get rid of Sackintosh NOW and put in Taylor. Pencil in Taylor as the starter in the offseason and let him work out of the RT position for awhile. He'll be a fucking rock star in training camp and preseason and be set to dominate the living daylights out of his quivering weak opponents (AND his talented enemies, for that matter).
Just let him learn the playbook for ONE position this year. Just one. Not 2, or 3 like we had him doing this year. Just one. He'll be alright.
Sweet Daddy Hate
12-10-2008, 12:55 AM
The man learns quickly.
Get rid of Sackintosh NOW and put in Taylor. Pencil in Taylor as the starter in the offseason and let him work out of the RT position for awhile. He'll be a fucking rock star in training camp and preseason and be set to dominate the living daylights out of his quivering weak opponents (AND his talented enemies, for that matter).
Just let him learn the playbook for ONE position this year. Just one. Not 2, or 3 like we had him doing this year. Just one. He'll be alright.
Alright, alright; now we're working. I know he missed some shots in the Denver game, but I didn't notice if he was lined up on the left or the right.
So what you're saying is, put him next to Albert and let him grow?
I don't know SHIT about O-line man; my thing is straight-up Defense Junkie.
So school me here, and tell me what needs to happen.
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