70,000 fucking posts!

[Hammock Parties]

WTF IS GOING ON?

When I registered on Chiefsplanet late in 2002, I never thought it would come to this. I never thought I would have more posts than any of you motherfuckers! I'm in shock! Well, not really. Once I hit 50,000 I knew this day would come. Especially since most of you regularly have sex. That put you at a distinct disadvatange.

Anyway, for my 70,000th post, I was going to dedicate it to one special person, but I changed my mind. I'm going to dedicate it to all you motherfuckers. I love all of you. Each and every last one of you. Yes, even you Skip. So let's get on with it!



Htismaqe, I know you don't post any more, but I wish you'd come back. Thanks for all the great football talk over the years.

CRONUS, I wish you could inflict mod abuse upon me again, just for old time's sake. Man did I used to hate you! Now you're like, awesome! Good health to you, Jim.

Skip, you're a crank-ass. But I still love you.

ENDelt, you should post more. Keep drinking.

Rain Man, you're awesome. Everyone knows you're awesome. Keep being awesome. Thanks for the work. And thanks for your WPI contributions over the years.

Rausch, you're a crank-ass too. But I still love you.

Frazod, see above.

Ultra Peanut, you will always be a man to me.

Mecca, everyone here gives you untold amounts of crap, and most of it is not warranted. I apologize for reacting so negatively to your bullshit this last offseason. Turns out you were right about pretty much everything. You continue to be one of the best draftniks around. By the way, Larry Johnson still rules. Asshole. Cut your hair.

Laz...I like boobies. Keep on rockin.'

Keg, stop being so damn depressed all the time.

BIG_DADDY, I lost my bitch belly. You know what I'm talking about. You inspired me. Bitch bellies are repulsive.

Taco John, you're a stud. I miss the old days. Green > Plummer, though. Sorry. Green = Griese though, probably. Maybe. Sorry everyone at your site hates me. Thanks for putting up with my shit.

Kotter, thanks making everyone else think your mults were me. Jerk. But seriously, nice to run into you over the years in River Falls. Sorry I put unwholesome images in your boy's head. :)

Iowanian...you redneck. I'll be sure to treat the hoooooooor like a Q and the Q like a hooooooooooor. Maybe one of these days my baows will drop.

KcMizzou...you're good people. Thanks for all the kind words over the years.

Donger, you're my displaced across-the-pond buddy. William Wallace still pwns ya'lls asses, though. Thanks for being level-headed all these years. Now show me your pretty face.

tk13, Vermeil sucked, bro. But I wanted to let you know I have always really appreciated your Chiefs fandom. You are one of the truest of the true fans...not one of Carl's either. You know what I mean.

the Talking Can, I now hate Herm right along with you and it feels so right. You drive me every day to make WPI better. Keep the unconstructive criticism coming!

patteeu, you complete me.

luv, thanks for all those late nights.

Saulbadguy, the force is with you.

Bob Dole, thanks for stepping on me in Dallas. And putting up with all my bullshit over the years.

milkman, thanks for all the great years of football talk. You were right about Gunther three years ago, probably more. Should have listened to you from the start.

morphius, I'll never use the n-word again. REALLY I SWEAR DON'T BAN ME PLEEZ!

Brock, you're an asshole.

Zach, keep on rocking bro. Thanks for everything over the years. You're one of the good guys here.

Vanilla Thunder, you have an incredible body. You're also one of the nicest guys on here. Seriously, you can neg rep me if you want. Everybody's doing it.

Bowser, you're cool, too. Extremely cool. And you have a hot wife.

DenverChief, you're gay, I think. But that's cool with me.

ROYC75, sorry for giving your kid shit over the years. I can be a jerk sometimes but you know I don't mean it. Hope all is well with you.

DeBerg_1990, you're a prick. But as everyone knows, I love pricks.

Hamas, remember when you used to hate me with a passion? Now I love you like a brother. Germ Warfare forever. Jesum crow. Kill yourself.

Bwana, you are a manly man. Manliest of the manny-mans here on Chiefsplanet. Keeping shooting bears and fucking geese or whatever it is you do out there in Manly Land.

Raiderhader, you skinny motherfucker.

bunnytrdr, the Rangers will win the pennant some day. You'll see.

Demonpenz, you're a crazy fool. A crazy fool. Sing some more songs about me.

FAX, please come back.

Mile High Mania, you're a dick, but as everyone knows....giggity!

SNR, you're a good guy. I like you. Really, I do.

Ari Chi3fs, you're fatter than me now, I think. How does that feel?

BigRedChief, thanks for all the kind words over the years. I hope we have many meetings in the future. You're a true fan. I'll always remember your support for everything I do.

DaKCMan AP, you're so beautiful. So very beautiful. You're a beautiful man.

cdcox, you are a huge nerd, and I can appreciate that. I've always appreciated your level-headed views on the Chiefs. Every time I think about giving Herm another chance, I read a cdcox post and remember what a waste of time it would be.

ReerunKC, your dedication to the anti-Herm movement is astonishing. Like Talking Can, your WPI-bashing ways only makes me work harder. Keep it up. On both fronts. Huard forever.

Simply Red, let's run an eiffel tower on some slut someday. By the way, I want to bang her so hard, bro. So hard.

OnTheWarpath58, you post so fucking much man. Keep it up.

Nzoner, I met you once, and you were as drunk as I figured you'd be. I really want to make it to a bash someday. Thanks for all your hospitality over the years to the good folks of Chiefsplanet. You go above and beyond.

Tribal Warfare, thanks for all your support over the years, and your great video ideas. I appreciate you a lot. People like you make me want to produce great video work.

J_Diddy, you're an asshole.

Jenson71, you're probably the least annoying Catholic I know. That's saying something.

Direckshun, god you have some absurd opinions on the Chiefs sometimes, but that's probably what makes you great. Thanks for all the great conversation over the years. And thanks for being an LJ fan.

CrazyCoffey, you call my grandfather again and I will slit your throat wide open, copper. ;D

Fire Me Boy! God, redheads are so fucking hot, aren't they? Unnnfff. Redheads. You nerd. NERDS RULES!

blueballs....WTF?

SportsRacer, Thigpen sucks. Hard.

UglyDuck, you're like my second favorite Raider poster ever. You're a true fan, and that's admirable. Christ, Al Davis sucks, bro. I feel for you.
penchief, Larry Johnson is sooooo awesome. I love him. You love him. I love you. Do you love me? Circle one.

Hootie, you're awesome. You're crazy. You're crazyawesome. Thanks for all the support during the Damon Huard era. ScurryLarry is the man. Thanks for your contributions to WPI over the years.

Flopnuts, thank you, thank you, thank you for everything. When I get laid you will be one of the first to know. I promise. You are a big reason I am not longer a huge disgusting fat fuck anymore.

The Bad Guy, I know you don't like me very much, but that's OK bro. I've always appreciated your honesty.

Slayer, you run over any more buildings?

DaneMcCloud, keep on keepin' on, man. Love all your Hollywood insider stuff and don't pay any attention to the haters.

D2112, I look forward to many years of hating Herm with you. We've bonded, haven't we man?

NewPhin, thanks for showing Trent my work. I always appreciated that. I'm glad he saw it. I'll always love Trent Green. God that sounded gay.

DaFace, you're like the only mod who never banned me. That makes you awesome in my book.

kcnut, you good chief fan you nice have good life and good dates show ladie a good time.

Metrolike, remember when we switched user names. It was a grand experiment.

vailpass, you asshole.

Dave Lane, thanks for vastly overpaying for my services all those times. Thanks for the dinner, too, bro. You're a cool guy. Clean up your damn car, though. :D

Dallas_Chief, thanks for the awesome tickets three years ago. You went above and beyond. I gotta repay the favor someday.

KCChiefsman, if you ever invent a female sexbot, I will invest.

mcan, you're one of the good guys.

mikey23545, you're a jerk, but I love your avatar too much to hate you. I swear I have no dupes, bro.

Over-Head, you pus-nutted...uh...dipshit!

gblowfish, keep fighting the good fight on the Arrowhead front lines. Love your site, love your reports and love your fandom. King Carl is almost dead, bro, almost. Keep the faith.

TinyEvel, you're too cool for words. Maybe someday you can introduce me to some bubbly, blonde valley girls. No? OK.

AustinChief, thanks for providing me and all Chiefs fans with a great place to hang out. You rock.

BWillie, thanks for giving me an icon of manliness to aspire to. *flex*

royr17, you can't have any Madden ratings, sorry.

Alphaman, thanks for all your contributions to WPI over the years.

booger, thanks for all the ridiculously insightful front office/coaching posts over the years. You're incredible.

KChiefsQT, thanks for being hot. :D

Stevieray, thanks for all the kind words that night in River Falls, thanks for being one of the greatest Chiefs fans EVER and thanks for the autographed picture of the greatest quarterback in Chiefs history! :D Hope your van is still rocking.

Darth Carl, you silly bastard. I can't believe people think you're me. Seriously, he's not me, I'm not him. He's a great n00b, though. Like, the only n00b on this list. Wow.

jidar, thanks for the server space. I don't know what I'd do without it. Uranus is beautiful.

JohnnyV13, thanks for all your contributions to WPI.

DRU, thanks for providing us all with Chiefs video over the years and thanks for showing me how to do it! You rock.

SoCalBronco, thanks for being a classy Broncos fan. Stay down, bitch! :D

Last but certainly not least, Phobia. I know we've had our problems recently, and I decided I don't like it. It's stupid the way we don't even communicate anymore. Over what? A bunch of internet bullshit? What absolute garbage. It's not worth it. I don't even have you on ignore, I just don't respond to your posts. Seriously, how could I ignore you? You're too entertaining. Let me apologize for acting like a heel on your site and generally being completely unprofessional. It was unbecoming and there was no cause for it. I have you to thank for more than anyone on this list. You put up with my bullshit on the planet for longer than was humanly possible, and I have you to thank completely for making the most of my opportunity with Warpaint. Lord knows Nicholas Athan wouldn't have found me on his own. So thanks, buddy. Can I call you buddy? Sorry for the e-mail F-bombs, too. Those were immature. I'm a jackass. And thanks for putting me up in your house for a night. You're a cool cat. I don't want anything from you, just your friendship. Let's kiss and make up. Please?

Did I miss anyone? If I did, please neg rep me.

Anyway....ROCK ON CHIEFSPLANET!

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6411/rockonqj7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Frazod]

Congratulations. I guess.

You really need a girlfriend, dude. :shake:

[Deberg_1990]

As Shatner once famously said:

"Get a Life!"

[luv]

Thanks for putting me before Saulbadguy. :D

[pr_capone]

70k man... I've never had that much to say to anyone in my entire life.

lol

cheers

[Taco John]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6411/rockonqj7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


I'm pretty sure the Vulcan V involves more fingers than you are displaying. And the palm should face outwards.

[Reerun_KC]

Dude!

Thanks and good luck with all your endevors!

I always thought your an alright cat and the ribbing is always good natured!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

[Thig Lyfe]

THIGPEN ROCKS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thig Lyfe]

(Also, and I'm sure he'll hate to hear this, that picture looks a lot like Tiny E)

[RealSNR]

This is the first popularity thread that I've been mentioned in. I'm touched.

[Mr Luzcious]

70k, time well wasted... I guess.

[JOhn]

WTF IS GOING ON?


Did I miss anyone? If I did, please neg rep me.

Anyway....ROCK ON CHIEFSPLANET!

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6411/rockonqj7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Damn how could you forget me? In the spirit of bygones being bygones, I'll withhold the Neg rep. :D

[boogblaster]

You ever leave me out again bitch you'll be looking for a different kind of hole ... Thats OK tho I've been left-out before .....

[Mr Luzcious]

(Also, and I'm sure he'll hate to hear this, that picture looks a lot like Tiny E)

No dude, Tiny E's face is all stretched out and weird. They look nothing alike.

[luv]

You ever leave me out again bitch you'll be looking for a different kind of hole ... Thats OK tho I've been left-out before .....

Maybe it's because you always said BOOG OUT. He thought you wanted out.

[Sure-Oz]

Congrats on being the planet post whore

[Saulbadguy]

I saw this guys picture today and thought "Holy shit, it's Clayton in 10 years."

[JOhn]

I saw this guys picture today and thought "Holy shit, it's Clayton in 10 years."

ROFL

[OnTheWarpath15]

kcnut, you good chief fan you nice have good life and good dates show ladie a good time.

I'm sorry, but that's fucking funny...

LMAO

[Cornstock]

You missed me, the noob that has 50 posts and has only been here a month, but has been watching silently for at least a year and feels like he knows everyone, although none of you no me. Stalker-ish, i know.

[TinyEvel]

(Also, and I'm sure he'll hate to hear this, that picture looks a lot like Tiny E)

I'M SUING GoCheifs for copyright infringement!!!

[Mr Luzcious]

You missed me, the noob that has 50 posts and has only been here a month, but has been watching silently for at least a year and feels like he knows everyone, although none of you no me. Stalker-ish, i know.

Hard to believe, I know.

[Ultra Peanut]

Ultra Peanut, you will always be a man to me. No matter how you reconcile your feelings, Clayton, you're not getting any of this.

[TinyEvel]

I'M SUING GoCheifs for copyright infringement!!!

Oh snap! wait...

[Ultra Peanut]

Also, JESUS CHRIST.

[J Diddy]

J_Diddy, you're an asshole


reminds me of a bruce springstein song


70000 posts and nothing said

fwiw blow me

[J Diddy]

No matter how you reconcile your feelings, Clayton, you're not getting any of this.


ROFL

No offense UP, but I find that hilarious.

[Direckshun]

Congrats. Stick around so that no matter how many posts I accumulate, I will always pale in comparison.

[JOhn]

reminds me of a bruce springstein song


70000 posts and nothing said

fwiw blow me

ROFL
Well said.

[Hootie]

I love you, Clay-diddy...

But it's SCURRY LURRY! Or simply, Scur.

Congrats on 70K.

[Basileus777]

70k, damn. I'd need about a decade to reach that. That's probably a good thing though.

[J Diddy]

I love you, Clay-diddy...

But it's SCURRY LURRY! Or simply, Scur.

Congrats on 70K.

don't even intertwine his user name and mine

he's a turd, period.

[Mecca]

Claythans internet penis is rather large I guess.......he's compensating for life.

[Basileus777]

Claythans internet penis is rather large I guess.......he's compensating for life.

Claythan:
Total Posts: 70,000
Posts Per Day: 31.57Mecca:
Total Posts: 47,431
Posts Per Day: 35.33Hmm. Only about 17 years till you overtake him.

[J Diddy]

Claythan:
Total Posts: 70,000
Posts Per Day: 31.57Mecca:
Total Posts: 47,431
Posts Per Day: 35.33
Hmm. Only about 17 years till the streams cross.

hell that don't even account for his pre-banned numbers.

Me thinks he's a fucking meth head

[Mecca]

I don't know how the fuck he has so many posts.....I usually end up with 50 in a span of 20 minutes in some thread arguing over who to draft.

[SPchief]

I may be the guy that has the most posts on this board that nobody really knows of

[Mecca]

I may be the guy that has the most posts on this board that nobody really knows of

You're just...that guy.

[TrickyNicky]

Everyone knows the tiers of manliness are: (in order)

1. Post count
2. Bench Press amount
3. Post count
4. How fast your car is
5. Amount of sex you've had

[JOhn]

I may be the guy that has the most posts on this board that nobody really knows of

And who exactly are you? :shrug:

[smittysbar]

I'm Hurt

[J Diddy]

I'm Hurt

lol
the onlly emotion that kack could get off me is apathy and pity.

[SPchief]

And who exactly are you? :shrug:

The best poster on the planet

[J Diddy]

The best poster on the planet

that's kinda like being the coolest kid with down syndrome.

[Hootie]

on most every board I've ever been a member on...most everyone hates me at first...and then really grows into me.

On this board, everyone really hated me at first and that still applies three years later.

Win some, lose some =)

[JOhn]

that's kinda like being the coolest kid with down syndrome.

ROFL

Nice, choked on my coffee :D

[Thig Lyfe]

ROFL

Nice, choked on my coffee :D

Really? It wasn't a particularly original joke.

[J Diddy]

Really? It wasn't a particularly original joke.

oh, for chrissakes everyone's a critic

I apologize I watched waiting last night

[Thig Lyfe]

oh, for chrissakes everyone's a critic

I apologize I watched waiting last night

So you get your material from Ryan Reynolds and Dane Cook.

GOLD

[Phobia]

that's kinda like being the coolest kid with down syndrome.

So, I just had a daughter die from Downs a couple months ago.

I should probably be all uppity and offended by your joke. But I'm not. Am I just that awesome or are people who get offended by stupid stuff really that lame?

[JOhn]

So, I just had a daughter die from Downs a couple months ago.

I should probably be all uppity and offended by your joke. But I'm not. Am I just that awesome or are people who get offended by stupid stuff really that lame?

Maybe not Awsome, but it's just that you realize that is was simply a joke?
Not that I was always that open minded myself.

I'm sure if we try hard enough that we could be offended by most anything.

[J Diddy]

So you get your material from Ryan Reynolds and Dane Cook.

GOLD
fwiw, i applied a quote from a movie to a particular situation. that being said, here's an original...

lighten the **** up.....



pissed you didn't make the nerds list
retraction due to inaccuracy, I doubt warpaint has ever heard that statement before
he did make the nerd's list and he's probably a tad bit panty knotted over it
So, I just had a daughter die from Downs a couple months ago.

I should probably be all uppity and offended by your joke. But I'm not. Am I just that awesome or are people who get offended by stupid stuff really that lame?


OK, now you got me feeling like shit. Like I said I quoted a movie and applied it to a particular situation. That being said..........

Phil, you my boy blue, I didn't mean no harm.

[Thig Lyfe]

fwiw, i applied a quote from a movie to a particular situation. that being said, here's an original...

lighten the fuck up.....

pissed you didn't make the nerds list



That's not an original, either.

You're not very good at this.

[J Diddy]

That's not an original, either.

You're not very good at this.

Oh, I'm plenty good at this

do you want to drive down this road

[Thig Lyfe]

he did make the nerd's list and he's probably a tad bit panty knotted over it


Why, I believe you are insinuating that I wear ladies' undergarments and am thus feminine and/or some sort of sissy!

That is a hilarious joke, good sir!

[Direckshun]

So, I just had a daughter die from Downs a couple months ago.

I should probably be all uppity and offended by your joke. But I'm not. Am I just that awesome or are people who get offended by stupid stuff really that lame?

I'd say you're being surprisingly rational about it.

[J Diddy]

Why, I believe you are insinuating that I wear ladies' undergarments and am thus feminine and/or some sort of sissy!

That is a hilarious joke, good sir!
I take it from this statement that you do want to drive down this road.

That being said.

Glad you enjoyed it, happy that it made you smile, and wish you would remove that knot that is currently bunching up your panties..

Geez, and you said I'm not good at this.

[Mecca]

Hey Waiting is an awesome movie...

[JuicesFlowing]

Congrats Clathyan ... n00b. In all seriousness, thanks for being one of the few LJ supporters. Because those gifs you make are cool.

[Direckshun]

Just to jump back on the thing Phil had mentioned, again you have to credit the guy for not taking smack talk on this board seriously or hyperemotionally.

You know what happens when you take things personally on this site?

You end up with 70,000 posts.

And I'm sure as fuck we don't want that.

[JOhn]

I'm Hurt

Don't feel bad. Hell I got him banned at one time, and he still forgot me. :shake:

But from what i've read and seen in the recent past, he's no longer nearly as annoying as he once was. Still annoying, but at least the worst is in the past. :doh!:

[Braincase]

I still think we need a rule stating the only posts that should count towards post count are the posts worth reading.

[JOhn]

I still think we need a rule stating the only posts that should count towards post count are the posts worth reading.
:cuss:

Well there goes at least 1/2 my post count
:banghead:

[Over-Head]

Over-Head, you pus-nutted...uh...dipshit!
Go tamp a turd ya queer ****wad. :D
I just might take you off ignore yet :hmmm:

[Skip Towne]

I still think we need a rule stating the only posts that should count towards post count are the posts worth reading.

Obviously, I can't go along with that.

[Over-Head]

Obviously, I can't go along with that.
Your old, you'll go anywhere we dangel your geritol :D

[JOhn]

Your old, you'll go anywhere we dangel your geritol :D

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[2112]

http://www.llamanade.net/pictures/Thread%20Pics/sucks.jpg

[2112]

Just kidding.


Congrats, Clayton.

[Phobia]

OK, now you got me feeling like shit. Like I said I quoted a movie and applied it to a particular situation. That being said..........

Phil, you my boy blue, I didn't mean no harm.
Like I said, I'm not worried about it. The joke didn't become any less funny because my kid died of it. While Downs jokes are probably eliminated from my repertoire, ... who am I kidding? I'll still call some of you Corky, including you. Corky.

[beach tribe]

Hey Waiting is an awesome movie...

Where do you find time to watch movies between posting?

[EyePod]

Where'd you get the ChiefsPlanet hat?

[Phobia]

Where'd you get the ChiefsPlanet hat?

He got it from me. No, I'm not going through that again.

[EyePod]

He got it from me. No, I'm not going through that again.

I was gonna say it's pretty snappy. But I guess if you guys aren't selling them....

[ROYC75]

Clayton reminds me of my dog, barks a lot and always wanting attention.

[Phobia]

I was gonna say it's pretty snappy. But I guess if you guys aren't selling them....

They were spectacular. I've worn mine out. Unfortunately it's more trouble than they're worth.

[Donger]

The Phobia/GoChiefs Rift is like the Second Fall of Man.

[EyePod]

The Phobia/GoChiefs Rift is like the Second Fall of Man.

Is there a history of the ChiefsPlanet anywhere? I want a CP Bible.... I bet it would have a chance of outselling the real Bible. That thing is just full of a bunch of crap.

[Donger]

Is there a history of the ChiefsPlanet anywhere? I want a CP Bible.... I bet it would have a chance of outselling the real Bible. That thing is just full of a bunch of crap.

Yes, but it's all oral.

[burt]

:( Gee Clayton....no love for me?ROFLROFL

[EyePod]

Yes, but it's all oral.

Well then, maybe I'd rather stay away from it.... I bet that a lot of people on this board would be biters...

[Planetman]

WTF is going on here? After bragging about 70K posts, a mod hasn't stepped in and reset his post count to zero?

This place is slipping.

[ArrowheadHawk]

This thread sucks. Post Whore. Congrats. Even though you forgot me you bastard.

[EyePod]

This thread sucks. Post Whore. Congrats. Even though you forgot me you bastard.

I just have to say that even though I'm not a JayHawks fan (Let's go PSU!), that outfit of your kids is the freaking shit. I'm gonna deck my kid out in Chiefs outfits like that. I just hope he doesn't get the shit beat out of him...

[ChiTown]

ROFL:spock::rolleyes:

[ArrowheadHawk]

I just have to say that even though I'm not a JayHawks fan (Let's go PSU!), that outfit of your kids is the freaking shit. I'm gonna deck my kid out in Chiefs outfits like that. I just hope he doesn't get the shit beat out of him...

Thanks. If your kid is cute enough he shouldn't get knocked around. It could be worse.....you could try to dress him in Cowboys shit. I'm sure Philly would love that.

[EyePod]

Thanks. If your kid is cute enough he shouldn't get knocked around. It could be worse.....you could try to dress him in Cowboys shit. I'm sure Philly would love that.

He'd probably get shot. Really. There would be shit thrown at him as a minimum. At least htis is a future kid I'm talking about and I don't have to worry about this crap yet. I'm gonna enjoy my younger 20's before having to worry about my future kids getting into this type of trouble. I have to worry about myself not getting shot right now (especially because I avidly talk about how the Eagles suck). But fantasy football has really helped. When wearing my Chiefs sweatshirt, there's been tons of times when I've been told that LJ must have a good game.

[Mark M]

Not sure if I should be pissed or ecstatic that I wasn't mentioned ...

MM
~~:hmmm:

[StcChief]

70k WOW. CONGRATS. Keep making Chiefs videos they are great. hope you can get a real gig someday not WPI.

[Sure-Oz]

damn that is alot of posts...

[crazycoffey]

Your grandpa is a transexual post - op, sorry to be the one to tell you, but he asked me to tell you that last time we spoke.

[ROYC75]

Not sure if I should be pissed or ecstatic that I wasn't mentioned ...

MM
~~:hmmm:

ROFL

[Reerun_KC]

Clayton reminds me of my dog, barks a lot and always wanting attention.

And if you stop paying attention to him, he will start humping your leg!

[burt]

Not sure if I should be pissed or ecstatic that I wasn't mentioned ...

MM
~~:hmmm:

You, Sir, are an Icon....truely

[The Franchise]

I'd say you missed me.....but I'm pretty sure you have no clue who I am.

[vailpass]

Didn't read a word of this loser's post but my god can you imagine wasting enough time to make 70k plus posts when you are fully grown, unemployed, a virgin, and living in your mom's basement? Time that could have been used to remedy those heinous circumstances?
It boggles the mind.

[MagicHef]

on most every board I've ever been a member on...most everyone hates me at first...and then really grows into me.

On this board, everyone really hated me at first and that still applies three years later.

Win some, lose some =)

No thanks.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'm famous, FAMOUS I TELL YOU!!!!

Thanks for putting me on the A-list, and Congrats!
-DCS.

[Rausch]

Considering that you've been banned over 5 different times and you're only here because they tired of keeping you out...

Congrats.





Douchebag...

[Simply Red]

I'M SUING GoCheifs for copyright infringement!!!


Wait, I thought yours are Persols... no?

[DaFace]

They were spectacular. I've worn mine out. Unfortunately it's more trouble than they're worth.

I considered trying to pursue it again myself, but haven't gotten around to it. Zazzle does embroidery now, eliminating the need to carry inventory.

[Chief Pote]

This is apparently part of the 12 step program.

[Spicy McHaggis]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I've been here for over 4 years and not even a passing mention? What about that time when we both agreed about that one thing that had to do with the Chiefs? Didn't we share a moment there?

That's it. I'm posting only when I'm black-out wasted. That will garner the attention I so sorely crave.

[seclark]

That's it. I'm posting only when I'm black-out wasted. That will garner the attention I so sorely crave.

pm me when you do this, ok?
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[CoMoChief]

Attention whore much. Christ.....

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I still think we need a rule stating the only posts that should count towards post count are the posts worth reading.

You heard him mods; complete memory wipe! :P

[RJ]

I may be the guy that has the most posts on this board that nobody really knows of


I've always admired your avatar.

Discreetly and from afar, of course.

[smittysbar]

In all serious though Clayton, 70,000 posts might be a good indicator as to why you get no ass. I feel I am on here WAY to much, couldn't imagine being on here much more.

Not trying to pick on you what so ever, just stating what might be part of the problem.

I will be at 70,000 in about 23 1/2 more years.....

[RJ]

I still think we need a rule stating the only posts that should count towards post count are the posts worth reading.


Damn. Eight years down the tubes.

[Dartgod]

Not sure if I should be pissed or ecstatic that I wasn't mentioned ...

MM
~~:hmmm:
He probably didn't see you standing next to that flag pole.

The fact that I provided him some quotes for an article he wrote should have at least got me a mention.

[Mark M]

He probably didn't see you standing next to that flag pole.

ROFL

In June 2007 I ballooned to 170! Sadly, due to pain meds I started taking in Aug. 2007, I lost 30 of those and am back to where I was.

:sulk:

The fact that I provided him some quotes for an article he wrote should have at least got me a mention.

I did some quick editing work for the guy and hosted some GIFs for him (for free, with unlimited bandwidth) yet nothing!

Of course, this is a bit like arguing over who got snubbed on the fat girls' list of "Boys We Think Are Cute" -- you feel bad you didn't make it, yet aren't really sure you want them thinking about you in that way ...

MM
~~:shake: :)

[Dartgod]

ROFL

In June 2007 I ballooned to 170! Sadly, due to pain meds I started taking in Aug. 2007, I lost 30 of those and am back to where I was.

:sulk:



I did some quick editing work for the guy and hosted some GIFs for him (for free, with unlimited bandwidth) yet nothing!

Of course, this is a bit like arguing over who got snubbed on the fat girls' list of "Boys We Think Are Cute" -- you feel bad you didn't make it, yet aren't really sure you want them thinking about you in that way ...

MM
~~:shake: :)
Are you still having back issues?

[kcchuck]

70K posts, I have a little catching up to do....

[seclark]

70K hits, I have a little catching up to do....

well, you've probably got more quality posts than him.
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[MikeMaslowski]

I don't know how he remembers all these people.... I still forget my cousins names.

[yeti]

70K posts, I have a little catching up to do....

post whoring is nothing to aspire to

[Skip Towne]

post whoring is nothing to aspire to

Is too

[whoman69]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're not the top poster. So what if the 50 in front of Herzig's 3696 posts was written in crayon. Officially he is still the top poster.

[alpha_omega]

70K is a big number.

[Mark M]

Are you still having back issues?
Sadly, yes.

I'll need surgery #3 early next year, and am currently taking about 180 mg of morphine sulfate each day, meaning I haven't had a beer since about May of this year.

:sulk:

But enough about me -- let's get back to ripping goatmeatpeekingboy for being such a fucking looser*.

MM
~~:D

* CP spelling.

[Cornstock]

Can i get one of those chiefsplanet hats in a new era 59fifty?. 7 1/2 please...

[Katipan]

Sheesh, since I can't get any love here, I think I'll go home and have sex.

[Donger]

Sheesh, since I can't get any love here, I think I'll go home and have sex.

Wash your hands first.

[Katipan]

Wash your hands first.

Why? I don't get to use them.

[Bugeater]

Bastard forgot me...and I've given him positive rep numerous times. :grr:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Bastard forgot me...and I've given him positive rep numerous times. :grr:

Did the Bugeater get the....

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn182/lightbringerrr/Shaft_Movie.jpg

??? Yes. Yes He Did.

[Bugeater]

That might be funny if I actually was a mod.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

That might be funny if I actually was a mod.

You sure were talking like one not too long ago. Correction coming up.

[BWillie]

I hope I'm dead before I ever get to 70K posts. But congrats Mr Wendler

[Donger]

Why? I don't get to use them.

Kinky.

[Mr Luzcious]

Kinky.

Maybe they're just maimed.

[Donger]

Maybe they're just maimed.

Even kinkier.

[Bugeater]

You sure were talking like one not too long ago.

Where? When? Link?

[Buck]

Damn, 70K...Congrats buddy.

PS, having the most posts on ChiefsPlanet is like being the tallest midget.

[The Franchise]

Damn, 70K...Congrats buddy.

PS, having the most posts on ChiefsPlanet is like being the tallest midget.

Or the smartest retard.

[The Franchise]

Why? I don't get to use them.

Feet?

[Hammock Parties]

Can i get one of those chiefsplanet hats in a new era 59fifty?. 7 1/2 please...

I actually have TWO Chiefsplanet hats. Phil was nice enough to sell me a pair for like $10. They are both adjustable, not fitted. The red mesh is flex fit. Here's a pic:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7605/hatsdp5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Buck]

Or the smartest retard.

Exactly.

[Donger]

Oh! Is the one on the right 100% cotton?

[2112]

Bastard forgot me...and I've given him positive rep numerous times. :grr:

Who are you again, n00b?

[Bugeater]

Who are you again, n00b?

Don't make me go Skip Towne on your ass. :shake:

[Jenson71]

Clayton, I look back fondly on our movie (ahem - "film") disputes.

[2112]

Don't make me go Skip Towne on your ass. :shake:

Skip Towne? he's that older fella that gets really angry when he doesn't take his Geritol, right?

[Adept Havelock]

70K? Congrats...even if you did leave me out. :cuss:

[whoman69]

Kinky.

Hedley Lamarr: "What is your crime?"

Sheriff Bart: "Stampeding cattle.."

Hedley Lamarr: "Thats not much of a crime!"

Sheriff Bart: "Through the Vatican?"

Hedley Lamarr: "Kinky..."

[Midnight_Vulture]

Congrats Claythan. You should tell chicks at the bar you have over 70,000 posts on a message board. that will impress them for sure haha.

[88TG88]

Gee, thanks for including me in your shot outs. I'm only your biggest fan.

[Brock]

Congrats Claythan. You should tell chicks at the bar you have over 70,000 posts on a message board. that will impress them for sure haha.

Hook him up, dude. It's not like those women have high standards or anything.

[Katipan]

Feet?

There's not even enough room for 1!

[Hammock Parties]

Congrats Claythan. You should tell chicks at the bar you have over 70,000 posts on a message board. that will impress them for sure haha.

I can't believe I forgot you. You're one of my favorites.

[KChiefsQT]

WTF IS GOING ON?


KChiefsQT, thanks for being hot. :D


Anyway....ROCK ON CHIEFSPLANET!

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6411/rockonqj7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Thanks, it's not easy being me. :)
Hehe... in all seriousness we need to find you some pussy... next time I'm down in Texas I'll find ya a good lay. You spend far too much time on the computer and far too little time out on the town... love ya shithead!

[Donger]

Thanks, it's not easy being me. :)
Hehe... in all seriousness we need to find you some pussy...

Oh my.

[Hammock Parties]

Oh my.

That's what Kirk said right before he died.

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7018/gen1072we7.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

[Donger]

That's what Kirk said right before he died.

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7018/gen1072we7.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Do not mention the fact that you know that when QT is attempting to get you laid. That is free advice.

[Mr Luzcious]

Oh my.

Notice how she cleverly implied that it would definitely not be her.

[Donger]

Notice how she cleverly implied that it would definitely not be her.

Her ass is too big for GoChiefs, any way.

[Hammock Parties]

Her ass is too big for GoChiefs, any way.

What? I like big butts and I cannot lie.

[Skip Towne]

Look, Claythan, a hottie called you shithead. You're movin' on up.

[Hootie]

Look, Claythan, a hottie called you shithead. You're movin' on up.

butterface

[Buck]

Thanks, it's not easy being me. :)
Hehe... in all seriousness we need to find you some pussy... next time I'm down in Texas I'll find ya a good lay. You spend far too much time on the computer and far too little time out on the town... love ya shithead!

Best. Post. Evar.

[Simply Red]

Congrats Claythan. You should tell chicks at the bar you have over 70,000 posts on a message board. that will impress them for sure haha.

ROFL

[Simply Red]

I can't believe I forgot you. You're one of my favorites.

ROFL

[BWillie]

Thanks, it's not easy being me. :)
Hehe... in all seriousness we need to find you some pussy... next time I'm down in Texas I'll find ya a good lay. You spend far too much time on the computer and far too little time out on the town... love ya shithead!

You can help me too the next time you are at a Chiefs game in KC.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Hook him up, dude. It's not like your butterface women have high standards or anything.

FYP.

[djrcmay]

Get a life! To make posting on a message board a accomplishment in your life is a joke.

[Hammock Parties]

You can help me too the next time you are at a Chiefs game in KC.

Good god man, leave some for the rest of us.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Where? When? Link?

I had you confused with Da Face, because you were both using that goddamned muppet avatar at one point.

Apologies.:D

[unothadeal]

That's what Kirk said right before he died.

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7018/gen1072we7.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Kirk dies?!?!?!?

[MahiMike]

"Lord knows Nicholas Athan wouldn't have found me on his own. "

I'm confused. I thought he was Athan. No?

[Hammock Parties]

"Lord knows Nicholas Athan wouldn't have found me on his own. "

I'm confused. I thought he was Athan. No?

You think I am Nicholas Athan?

[MahiMike]

You think I am Nicholas Athan?

Yea, I thought your CP name was an acronym for your real name. Guess not. My bad.:rolleyes:

[DaFace]

I had you confused with Da Face, because you were both using that goddamned muppet avatar at one point.

Apologies.:D

:spock:

I've never seen anyone else use Sifl for an avatar around here.

[DaFace]

Actually, it's probably time for a change. Let's see what fun face I can find this time around.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Actually, it's probably time for a change. Let's see what fun face I can find this time around.

Bring back the Muppet! Bring back the Muppet! Bring back the Muppet!
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!:deevee::deevee::deevee:







:D

[Mr Luzcious]

Actually, it's probably time for a change. Let's see what fun face I can find this time around.

So.. what about this face do you consider "fun"?

[Bugeater]

:spock:

I've never seen anyone else use Sifl for an avatar around here.

I've come to the conclusion that DCS is on crack.

[Hootie]

So.. what about this face do you consider "fun"?

Christmas.

[DaFace]

So.. what about this face do you consider "fun"?

I've found I have to "try an avatar on" for a while before I decide whether or not I like it. I think I'll try something else.

Bring back the Muppet! Bring back the Muppet! Bring back the Muppet!
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!:deevee::deevee::deevee:







:D

Fine. Here's another one. It's not a muppet (nor was the last one), but close enough.

[Mr Luzcious]

I've found I have to "try an avatar on" for a while before I decide whether or not I like it. I think I'll try something else.



Fine. Here's another one. It's not a muppet (nor was the last one), but close enough.

I have to stick with the same one. The more times I switch it, the more times I want to switch it.

[Hammock Parties]

Brock should wear that Oscar the Grouch avatar. That's who he is.

[DaFace]

I have to stick with the same one. The more times I switch it, the more times I want to switch it.

I've gone with the "variations on a theme" approach to avatar choices. I tend to find one and stick with it for 6 months or so though.

[boogblaster]

This thread is over 70.000 times ...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

WTF IS GOING ON?




Flopnuts, thank you, thank you, thank you for everything. When I get laid you will be one of the first to know. I promise. You are a big reason I am not longer a huge disgusting fat fuck anymore.

Anyway....ROCK ON CHIEFSPLANET!

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6411/rockonqj7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


You look like a fucking pimp dude. I mean that. And it means a ton to me too know I've helped you out. You've helped me out a shit ton too, know that.

P.S - You provide more to this site than damn near every one of your haters, so you just keep being you.

[Mr Luzcious]

I've gone with the "variations on a theme" approach to avatar choices. I tend to find one and stick with it for 6 months or so though.

Yes, your handle makes it simple. I don't really want to find an avatar that has anything to do with mine.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

P.P.S - You're starting to look a bit like Tiny E, sorry if that offends either one of you. :D

[DaFace]

Yes, your handle makes it simple. I don't really want to find an avatar that has anything to do with mine.

Maybe someday I'll go back to the original. This was the avatar that started it all...

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/4007/reading/greenguy.gif

[Bugeater]

I've found I have to "try an avatar on" for a while before I decide whether or not I like it. I think I'll try something else.



Fine. Here's another one. It's not a muppet (nor was the last one), but close enough.

That should be Bob Dole's avatar.

[Mr Luzcious]

Maybe someday I'll go back to the original. This was the avatar that started it all...

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/4007/reading/greenguy.gif

I remember it well... especially since you still use it on fatchatter.

[Bowser]

Appreciate the words, Clay. At the risk of getting all mushy, ChiefsPlanet wouldn't be what it is without your input here. Your vids and gifs and history lessons are second to none. Like Flopnuts said - just keep being you.

And nice job losing your extra pounds, and keeping it off. Everything feels a little better these days without the extra weight, doesn't it?

[Hammock Parties]

And nice job losing your extra pounds, and keeping it off. Everything feels a little better these days without the extra weight, doesn't it?

Oh yeah...everything...heh heh heh...heh heh...heh..huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu.

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/beavis.jpg

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I've found I have to "try an avatar on" for a while before I decide whether or not I like it. I think I'll try something else.



Fine. Here's another one. It's not a muppet (nor was the last one), but close enough.

Groovy! :D

[bronco610]

You people do realize that Claythan is why football fans think Chiefs fans are not the smartest people in the world, right?

[luv]

You people do realize that Claythan is why football fans think Chiefs fans are not the smartest people in the world, right?

Most people would be smart enough not to make generalizations based on one person. You're a Bronco fan, so I wouldn't expect you to understand that.

[Ultra Peanut]

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[Dylan]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x170/CaribouKeezer/Ice_cream_cone.jpg

[RJ]

Maybe someday I'll go back to the original. This was the avatar that started it all...

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/4007/reading/greenguy.gif


Whenever I see that one I think of Monsters Inc., though I don't believe that's where it's from.

[DaFace]

Whenever I see that one I think of Monsters Inc., though I don't believe that's where it's from.

http://egotron.com/infocom/images/hhgttg.jpg

[PunkinDrublic]

Claythan you seem like a damn good guy and I appreciate your football perspective on this board so don't take this the wrong way. 70,000 posts should be a sign that you really spend way too much time online not some sort of work of achievement to celebrate. I can't speak for anybody else but I know I lurk on this board while at work and post on here when I'm online in my spare time which isn't a whole lot these days.

You made an effort this year to lose some weight and from what I've read you've been somewhat successful, that's a start. Have you ever considered that the time you spent posting on here could have been better spent developing your social skills. Getting laid without paying for it is a trial and error process that you can achieve through consistant effort without the use of a computer. Not trying to be a dick but sometimes you have to be brutally honest.

[LetsSignRussell]

congrats on 93 k!

[SoCalBronco]

Congrats on 70k, Clayton.

:clap:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I remember this thread...