70,000 ****ing posts!

[Hammock Parties]

WTF IS GOING ON?

When I registered on Chiefsplanet late in 2002, I never thought it would come to this. I never thought I would have more posts than any of you mother****ers! I'm in shock! Well, not really. Once I hit 50,000 I knew this day would come. Especially since most of you regularly have sex. That put you at a distinct disadvatange.

Anyway, for my 70,000th post, I was going to dedicate it to one special person, but I changed my mind. I'm going to dedicate it to all you mother****ers. I love all of you. Each and every last one of you. Yes, even you Skip. So let's get on with it!



Htismaqe, I know you don't post any more, but I wish you'd come back. Thanks for all the great football talk over the years.

CRONUS, I wish you could inflict mod abuse upon me again, just for old time's sake. Man did I used to hate you! Now you're like, awesome! Good health to you, Jim.

Skip, you're a crank-ass. But I still love you.

ENDelt, you should post more. Keep drinking.

Rain Man, you're awesome. Everyone knows you're awesome. Keep being awesome. Thanks for the work. And thanks for your WPI contributions over the years.

Rausch, you're a crank-ass too. But I still love you.

Frazod, see above.

Ultra Peanut, you will always be a man to me.

Mecca, everyone here gives you untold amounts of crap, and most of it is not warranted. I apologize for reacting so negatively to your bullshit this last offseason. Turns out you were right about pretty much everything. You continue to be one of the best draftniks around. By the way, Larry Johnson still rules. Asshole. Cut your hair.

Laz...I like boobies. Keep on rockin.'

Keg, stop being so damn depressed all the time.

BIG_DADDY, I lost my bitch belly. You know what I'm talking about. You inspired me. Bitch bellies are repulsive.

Taco John, you're a stud. I miss the old days. Green > Plummer, though. Sorry. Green = Griese though, probably. Maybe. Sorry everyone at your site hates me. Thanks for putting up with my shit.

Kotter, thanks making everyone else think your mults were me. Jerk. But seriously, nice to run into you over the years in River Falls. Sorry I put unwholesome images in your boy's head. :)

Iowanian...you redneck. I'll be sure to treat the hoooooooor like a Q and the Q like a hooooooooooor. Maybe one of these days my baows will drop.

KcMizzou...you're good people. Thanks for all the kind words over the years.

Donger, you're my displaced across-the-pond buddy. William Wallace still pwns ya'lls asses, though. Thanks for being level-headed all these years. Now show me your pretty face.

tk13, Vermeil sucked, bro. But I wanted to let you know I have always really appreciated your Chiefs fandom. You are one of the truest of the true fans...not one of Carl's either. You know what I mean.

the Talking Can, I now hate Herm right along with you and it feels so right. You drive me every day to make WPI better. Keep the unconstructive criticism coming!

patteeu, you complete me.

luv, thanks for all those late nights.

Saulbadguy, the force is with you.

Bob Dole, thanks for stepping on me in Dallas. And putting up with all my bullshit over the years.

milkman, thanks for all the great years of football talk. You were right about Gunther three years ago, probably more. Should have listened to you from the start.

morphius, I'll never use the n-word again. REALLY I SWEAR DON'T BAN ME PLEEZ!

Brock, you're an asshole.

Zach, keep on rocking bro. Thanks for everything over the years. You're one of the good guys here.

Vanilla Thunder, you have an incredible body. You're also one of the nicest guys on here. Seriously, you can neg rep me if you want. Everybody's doing it.

Bowser, you're cool, too. Extremely cool. And you have a hot wife.

DenverChief, you're gay, I think. But that's cool with me.

ROYC75, sorry for giving your kid shit over the years. I can be a jerk sometimes but you know I don't mean it. Hope all is well with you.

DeBerg_1990, you're a prick. But as everyone knows, I love pricks.

Hamas, remember when you used to hate me with a passion? Now I love you like a brother. Germ Warfare forever. Jesum crow. Kill yourself.

Bwana, you are a manly man. Manliest of the manny-mans here on Chiefsplanet. Keeping shooting bears and ****ing geese or whatever it is you do out there in Manly Land.

Raiderhader, you skinny mother****er.

bunnytrdr, the Rangers will win the pennant some day. You'll see.

Demonpenz, you're a crazy fool. A crazy fool. Sing some more songs about me.

FAX, please come back.

Mile High Mania, you're a dick, but as everyone knows....giggity!

SNR, you're a good guy. I like you. Really, I do.

Ari Chi3fs, you're fatter than me now, I think. How does that feel?

BigRedChief, thanks for all the kind words over the years. I hope we have many meetings in the future. You're a true fan. I'll always remember your support for everything I do.

DaKCMan AP, you're so beautiful. So very beautiful. You're a beautiful man.

cdcox, you are a huge nerd, and I can appreciate that. I've always appreciated your level-headed views on the Chiefs. Every time I think about giving Herm another chance, I read a cdcox post and remember what a waste of time it would be.

ReerunKC, your dedication to the anti-Herm movement is astonishing. Like Talking Can, your WPI-bashing ways only makes me work harder. Keep it up. On both fronts. Huard forever.

Simply Red, let's run an eiffel tower on some slut someday. By the way, I want to bang her so hard, bro. So hard.

OnTheWarpath58, you post so ****ing much man. Keep it up.

Nzoner, I met you once, and you were as drunk as I figured you'd be. I really want to make it to a bash someday. Thanks for all your hospitality over the years to the good folks of Chiefsplanet. You go above and beyond.

Tribal Warfare, thanks for all your support over the years, and your great video ideas. I appreciate you a lot. People like you make me want to produce great video work.

J_Diddy, you're an asshole.

Jenson71, you're probably the least annoying Catholic I know. That's saying something.

Direckshun, god you have some absurd opinions on the Chiefs sometimes, but that's probably what makes you great. Thanks for all the great conversation over the years. And thanks for being an LJ fan.

CrazyCoffey, you call my grandfather again and I will slit your throat wide open, copper. ;D

Fire Me Boy! God, redheads are so ****ing hot, aren't they? Unnnfff. Redheads. You nerd. NERDS RULES!

blueballs....WTF?

SportsRacer, Thigpen sucks. Hard.

UglyDuck, you're like my second favorite Raider poster ever. You're a true fan, and that's admirable. Christ, Al Davis sucks, bro. I feel for you.
penchief, Larry Johnson is sooooo awesome. I love him. You love him. I love you. Do you love me? Circle one.

Hootie, you're awesome. You're crazy. You're crazyawesome. Thanks for all the support during the Damon Huard era. ScurryLarry is the man. Thanks for your contributions to WPI over the years.

Flopnuts, thank you, thank you, thank you for everything. When I get laid you will be one of the first to know. I promise. You are a big reason I am not longer a huge disgusting fat **** anymore.

The Bad Guy, I know you don't like me very much, but that's OK bro. I've always appreciated your honesty.

Slayer, you run over any more buildings?

DaneMcCloud, keep on keepin' on, man. Love all your Hollywood insider stuff and don't pay any attention to the haters.

D2112, I look forward to many years of hating Herm with you. We've bonded, haven't we man?

NewPhin, thanks for showing Trent my work. I always appreciated that. I'm glad he saw it. I'll always love Trent Green. God that sounded gay.

DaFace, you're like the only mod who never banned me. That makes you awesome in my book.

kcnut, you good chief fan you nice have good life and good dates show ladie a good time.

Metrolike, remember when we switched user names. It was a grand experiment.

vailpass, you asshole.

Dave Lane, thanks for vastly overpaying for my services all those times. Thanks for the dinner, too, bro. You're a cool guy. Clean up your damn car, though. :D

Dallas_Chief, thanks for the awesome tickets three years ago. You went above and beyond. I gotta repay the favor someday.

KCChiefsman, if you ever invent a female sexbot, I will invest.

mcan, you're one of the good guys.

mikey23545, you're a jerk, but I love your avatar too much to hate you. I swear I have no dupes, bro.

Over-Head, you pus-nutted...uh...dipshit!

gblowfish, keep fighting the good fight on the Arrowhead front lines. Love your site, love your reports and love your fandom. King Carl is almost dead, bro, almost. Keep the faith.

TinyEvel, you're too cool for words. Maybe someday you can introduce me to some bubbly, blonde valley girls. No? OK.

AustinChief, thanks for providing me and all Chiefs fans with a great place to hang out. You rock.

BWillie, thanks for giving me an icon of manliness to aspire to. *flex*

royr17, you can't have any Madden ratings, sorry.

Alphaman, thanks for all your contributions to WPI over the years.

booger, thanks for all the ridiculously insightful front office/coaching posts over the years. You're incredible.

KChiefsQT, thanks for being hot. :D

Stevieray, thanks for all the kind words that night in River Falls, thanks for being one of the greatest Chiefs fans EVER and thanks for the autographed picture of the greatest quarterback in Chiefs history! :D Hope your van is still rocking.

Darth Carl, you silly bastard. I can't believe people think you're me. Seriously, he's not me, I'm not him. He's a great n00b, though. Like, the only n00b on this list. Wow.

jidar, thanks for the server space. I don't know what I'd do without it. Uranus is beautiful.

JohnnyV13, thanks for all your contributions to WPI.

DRU, thanks for providing us all with Chiefs video over the years and thanks for showing me how to do it! You rock.

SoCalBronco, thanks for being a classy Broncos fan. Stay down, bitch! :D

Last but certainly not least, Phobia. I know we've had our problems recently, and I decided I don't like it. It's stupid the way we don't even communicate anymore. Over what? A bunch of internet bullshit? What absolute garbage. It's not worth it. I don't even have you on ignore, I just don't respond to your posts. Seriously, how could I ignore you? You're too entertaining. Let me apologize for acting like a heel on your site and generally being completely unprofessional. It was unbecoming and there was no cause for it. I have you to thank for more than anyone on this list. You put up with my bullshit on the planet for longer than was humanly possible, and I have you to thank completely for making the most of my opportunity with Warpaint. Lord knows Nicholas Athan wouldn't have found me on his own. So thanks, buddy. Can I call you buddy? Sorry for the e-mail F-bombs, too. Those were immature. I'm a jackass. And thanks for putting me up in your house for a night. You're a cool cat. I don't want anything from you, just your friendship. Let's kiss and make up. Please?

Did I miss anyone? If I did, please neg rep me.

Anyway....ROCK ON CHIEFSPLANET!

[Frazod]

Congratulations. I guess.

You really need a girlfriend, dude.

[Deberg_1990]

As Shatner once famously said:

"Get a Life!"

[luv]

Thanks for putting me before Saulbadguy.

[pr_capone]

70k man... I've never had that much to say to anyone in my entire life.

lol

cheers

[Taco John]

Originally Posted by Claythan

I'm pretty sure the Vulcan V involves more fingers than you are displaying. And the palm should face outwards.

[Reerun_KC]

Dude!

Thanks and good luck with all your endevors!

I always thought your an alright cat and the ribbing is always good natured!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

[Thig Lyfe]

THIGPEN ROCKS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thig Lyfe]

(Also, and I'm sure he'll hate to hear this, that picture looks a lot like Tiny E)

[RealSNR]

This is the first popularity thread that I've been mentioned in. I'm touched.

[Mr Luzcious]

70k, time well wasted... I guess.

[JOhn]

Originally Posted by Claythan

WTF IS GOING ON?


Did I miss anyone? If I did, please neg rep me.

Anyway....ROCK ON CHIEFSPLANET!

Damn how could you forget me? In the spirit of bygones being bygones, I'll withhold the Neg rep.

[boogblaster]

You ever leave me out again bitch you'll be looking for a different kind of hole ... Thats OK tho I've been left-out before .....

[Mr Luzcious]

Originally Posted by SportsRacer

(Also, and I'm sure he'll hate to hear this, that picture looks a lot like Tiny E)

No dude, Tiny E's face is all stretched out and weird. They look nothing alike.