Insult the Poster Above You

[crazycoffey]

I saw this. it was a great bitch fight.


J Diddy wants to be like P diddy but hasn't gotten past the klmno

[MagicHef]

Oh wait, this is an insult thread? I've just been stating random facts about people.

BuckinKaeding was convinced that a thread based on stating random facts about people would be popular.

[Great Expectations]

J Diddy is an MU fan. LAMO

[Simply Red]

J Diddy is an MU fan. LAMO


Great Expectations let everyone down, especially his mother, when she falsely named him.

[Gonzo]

Great Expectations let everyone down, especially his mother, when she falsely named him.

SR Randomly p.m.'s other posters irrelivant information.

[Simply Red]

SR Randomly p.m.'s other posters irrelivant information.

Great Gonzo adopted his screen-name from the local adult bookstore.

[Crush]

The Great Gonzo was known in the early 80s as "The Scat Master."

[MagicHef]

SR Randomly p.m.'s other posters irrelivant information.

The Great Gonzo is so dyslexic that he completely messed up what he meant to make his username, "Ghetto Rag Zone."

[Fritz88]

The Great Gonzo is so dyslexic that he completely messed up what he meant to make his username, "Ghetto Rag Zone."

MagicHef had a sore throat problem, when he checked with the doc, it turned out he swallowed a bird's dick (I know they don't have any dicks but MagicHef managed to suck one off, fucking amazing)

[J Diddy]

The Great Gonzo is so dyslexic that he completely messed up what he meant to make his username, "Ghetto Rag Zone."

Magichef get his name from creating a flame instantaneously. He proclaimed "I created fire, I am the great Magichef"

Two weeks later he realized he indeed was not magic, the flame on his penis was caused by his mother giving him a new strand of the clap.

[Simply Red]

MagicHef had a sore throat problem, when he checked with the doc, it turned out he swallowed a bird's dick (I know they don't have any dicks but MagicHef managed to suck one off, ****ing amazing)

'CMNERR' is really some odd hick expression.

[J Diddy]

'CMNERR' is really some odd hick expression.

Simply red isn't simple.

Not all, no really.

(sorry can't be mean to SR)

[MagicHef]

CMNERR and J Diddy are so lame, the letters in their names can't even spell anything. Simply Red, though, is trying to let everyone know that he is a pirate who hates chapstick with his hidden proclamation of "Dry Me Lips!"

[Simply Red]

CMNERR and J Diddy are so lame, the letters in their names can't even spell anything. Simply Red, though, is trying to let everyone know that he is a pirate who hates chapstick with his hidden proclamation of "Dry Me Lips!"

MagicHef is so out of touch w/ modern cosmetic technology, he failed to predict my usage of 'volumptuous-lip serum'.

[blueballs]

You all take your wifes out one day a week
it's called Two's day

[Simply Red]

You all take your wifes out one day a week
it's called Two's day

blueballs makes about as much sense as Carl Peterson.

[blueballs]

sorry
replace wifes with
significant others

[J Diddy]

CMNERR and J Diddy are so lame, the letters in their names can't even spell anything. Simply Red, though, is trying to let everyone know that he is a pirate who hates chapstick with his hidden proclamation of "Dry Me Lips!"

what the hell is a magi chef

[Buck]

I wouldn't touch blueballs with a 2 meter pole.

A 2.5 meter pole on the other hand....

[Crush]

sorry
replace wifes with
significant others


I regret to inform you that you do not have blue balls, you have testicular torsion.

[Crush]

BK secretly covets a date with Phillip Rivers.

[MagicHef]

what the hell is a magi chef

J Diddy is easily confused about the difference between an insult and a question.

[J Diddy]

J Diddy is easily confused about the difference between an insult and a question.

magi chef doesn't realize it's not a question unless theres a question mark

[Stanley Nickels]

J Diddy has 5 million times less casino cash than MagicHef

[Stanley Nickels]

Stanley Nickels is bad at math

[Buck]

BK secretly covets a date with Phillip Rivers.

Thats no secret, n00b.

[Gonzo]

Thats no secret, n00b.

BuckinKaeding secretly wants to toss Ryan Leaf's salad.

[MagicHef]

magi chef doesn't realize it's not a question unless theres a question mark

J Diddy is apparently uninformed about sentence structure.

[MagicHef]

Stanley Nickels is bad at math

Stanley Nickels wishes his life were as depicted in Real Genius.

[J Diddy]

J Diddy is apparently uninformed about sentence structure.

Dude

that's gone too far.

[MagicHef]

Dude

that's gone too far.

Yes, it cuts deep. Almost as deep as the Slap Chops you spent all your money on.

[J Diddy]

Yes, it cuts deep. Almost as deep as the Slap Chops you spent all your money on.

You refer to them as mom. It's only polite.

[Crush]

My sources indicate that MagicHef was in a threesome with Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy.

[Gonzo]

My sources indicate that MagicHef was in a threesome with Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy.

ROFL:clap::eek::clap:ROFL



If you call in the next 20 minutes, (cuz we can't do this all day).


ROFL

[Simply Red]

ROFL:clap::eek::clap:ROFL



If you call in the next 20 minutes, (cuz we can't do this all day).


ROFL

Whatever, TGG, There are more important things to worry about than Mallard Duck replicas.

[manchambo]

Whatever, TGG, There are more important things to worry about than Mallard Duck replicas.


Simply Red recently sought medical care at a walk-in clinic for injuries related to the Richard Gere'ing of a Mallard Duck Replica.

[Crush]

Simply Red recently sought medical care at a walk-in clinic for injuries related to the Richard Gere'ing of a Mallard Duck Replica.


... and Manchambo only saw him because he had to get a refill for his anal warts medication.

[manchambo]

... and Manchambo only saw him because he had to get a refill for his anal warts medication.

Crush gave me anal warts.

[MagicHef]

Crush gave me anal warts.

Well, I was going to insult you, but you seem to be doing just fine by yourself.

[Sofa King]

Well, I was going to insult you, but you seem to be doing just fine by yourself.

Magichef wacks off to pictures of family members..

[J Diddy]

Magichef wacks off to pictures of family members..


lol the obvious

you're sofa king we todd did

[manchambo]

Well, I was going to insult you, but you seem to be doing just fine by yourself.


MagicHef is a homophobe.

[ziggysocki]

manchambo has lost his burst.

[Iowanian]

manchambo is the only patient his dentist requires to drop his pants to spread his cheeks for a cleaning.

[J Diddy]

jdiddy is the only patient his dentist requires to drop his pants to spread his cheeks for a cleaning.

You'd drop your pants for her too, oh no maybe you wouldn't

Plus Iowanian is a premature poster.

[MagicHef]

manchambo is the only patient his dentist requires to drop his pants to spread his cheeks for a cleaning.

Iowanian has devoted his life to the memory of Dale Earnhardt.

[ziggysocki]

MagicHef has a trick where he makes all the attractive women dissapear. He shows his face.

[J Diddy]

MagicHef has a trick where he makes all the attractive women dissapear. He shows his face.

ziggysocki has the same trick he shows them his genital warts

[ziggysocki]

ziggysocki has the same trick he shows them his genital warts

It's funny how they match together perfectly with the ones in your mouth.

[Simply Red]

It's funny how they match together perfectly with the ones in your mouth.

ziggysocki's car has hubcap covers.

[ziggysocki]

ziggysocki's car has hubcap covers.

SR stalks chiefsplanet n00bs.

[J Diddy]

It's funny how they match together perfectly with the ones in your mouth.

and the ones in your mothers puss

[Simply Red]

SR stalks chiefsplanet n00bs.

ziggysocki thought a shocker was a band, until his curious brother fisted his ass.

[Reerun_KC]

ziggysocki thought a shocker was a band.

Is it healthy to continually give yourself the Shocker ziggy?

[ziggysocki]

and the ones in your mothers puss

You'd never get past the smell...

[manchambo]

and the ones in your mothers puss

J Diddy refers to the female pudendal region as "puss" rather than "pussy," "poon," or any other socially acceptable slang term.

[ziggysocki]

J Diddy refers to the female pudendal region as "puss" rather than "pussy," "poon," or any other socially acceptable slang term.

Manchambo uses words from health class.

[Simply Red]

Manchambo uses words from health class.

ziggysocki uses meth.

[ziggysocki]

ziggysocki uses meth.

ziggysocki abuses meth.

[Simply Red]

ziggysocki abuses meth.

huh? using is abusing, dumbass!

[manchambo]

Manchambo uses words from health class.


Ziggysocki's health teacher used the word "poon."

[ziggysocki]

Simply Red is a quitter.

[Simply Red]

Simply Red is a quitter.

ROFL:thumb:

[ziggysocki]

Manchambo wanted the username ManChowder but he couldn't cause it is already in use as an alt by Simply Red.

[ziggysocki]

Manchambo used his health teacher's 'poon'.

[Simply Red]

Manchambo wanted the username ManChowder but he couldn't cause it is already in use as an alt by Simply Red.

ziggysocki's shocker is wack, mostly due to his small boy-like fingers, but also because his lady has a gapping asshole.

[manchambo]

Manchambo used his health teacher's 'poon'.

Ziuggysocki's mom taught my health class.

[ziggysocki]

Ziuggysocki's mom taught my health class.

hahahah lolz. I knew it was coming after I hit submit. Touche!

[Bi_polar]

ziggysocki stalks n00bs.

[Bi_polar]

Manchambo wanted the username ManChowder but he couldn't cause it is already in use as an alt by Simply Red.

HEY! That affects me!

[ziggysocki]

HEY! That affects me!

Must be another SR alt... :spock:

[Bi_polar]

Ziuggysocki's mom taught my health class.

manchambo's mom taught me a lot, but health class wasn't one of the items.

[ziggysocki]

manchambo's mom taught me a lot, but health class wasn't one of the items.

Don't feel special... she has taught many thousands over the years.

[manchambo]

manchambo's mom taught me a lot, but health class wasn't one of the items.

My "mom" is a hermaphrodite.

[Prince22]

manchambo's mom taught me a lot, but health class wasn't one of the items.

Only a noob could kill a post like this. Queer

[J Diddy]

Only a noob could kill a post like this. Queer

ditto

[BigRedChief]

Crush gave me anal warts.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in KC, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.<O:p</O:p

[Sfeihc]

Damn! BRC, is one long winded son of a gun. Let it all out and tell us how you really feel.:)

[manchambo]

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in KC, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.<O:p</O:p

big red chief is incapable of correctly conjugating "putrescent"

[blueballs]

Manchambo thought toliet paper
was for wiping your hands after a dump

[bowener]

Manchambo thought toliet paper
was for wiping your hands after a dump

No words needed....

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Fritz88]

No words needed....

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:p ROFL << bowener going down on Scot Poili to lure him into our GM job.

[bowener]

:p ROFL << bowener going down on Scot Poili to lure him into our GM job.

Hey,

I may not be the best yet, but I certainly learned a lot of tricks from you last night. And, if it means we can end this bad Pioli acid trip, I would blow him for you guys... plus that hundy in his pocket. W00t!


edit: I guess I insulted myself too... oh well, Im fucking stupid.

[Fritz88]

Hey,

I may not be the best yet, but I certainly learned a lot of tricks from you last night. And, if it means we can end this bad Pioli acid trip, I would blow him for you guys... plus that hundy in his pocket. W00t!


edit: I guess I insulted myself too... oh well, Im ****ing stupid.

LOL.


Remember that weekend we needed a football and you pulled one out of your rear. Can you smuggle little Pandas in there as well? We'd be in for some good money.

[manchambo]

Manchambo thought toliet paper
was for wiping your hands after a dump


Blueballs' theory: why waste hard earned money on toilet paper when you got a built-in cleaning device known as a tongue?

[blueballs]

Sorry you couldn't make it home for Christmas
but it was all good -a proxy made it like you were there
your mom set out a warming crockpot of dogshit minus the lid

[manchambo]

Sorry you couldn't make it home for Christmas
but it was all good -a proxy made it like you were there
your mom set out a warming crockpot of dogshit minus the lid

My mom borrowed BlueBalls' Crockpot last Christmas.