Insult the Poster Above You

[dorseybowe]

Your insult may be serious, comical, or both.

Additionally, in case of multiple posts at once, quote the poster who you intend to insult.

This is an internet community building exercise.

Go! Now!

[CHENZ A!]

Your insult may be serious, comical, or both.

Additionally, in case of multiple posts at once, quote the poster who you intend to insult.

This is an internet community building exercise.

Go! Now!

ball licker

[dorseybowe]

ball licker

Yes, your mom is.

[DaFace]

dorseybowe smells funny.

[ArrowheadHawk]

Yes, your mom is.

Fucking n00b!

[MahiMike]

Is it the offseason already?

[dorseybowe]

Is it the offseason already?

You're violating the rules, ass hole. :D

[kcxiv]

I am going to insult me.

I wish i had better grammar and sentence structure. Thats what you get for not paying attention in school asshole.

There.

[CHENZ A!]

Yes, your mom is.

"your mom" jokes have to be much longer and more graphic to carry any weight on CP.




assface

:D

[dorseybowe]

"your mom" jokes have to be much longer and more graphic to carry any weight on CP.




assface

:D

Who gives a shit? And you were supposed to insult kcxiv, dumb ass. :D

[chiefbowe82]

dorsey is the biggest bust in the last 5 years

[BigVE]

I will insult the person who post's AFTER me but I won't return to this thread.

[dorseybowe]

dorsey is the biggest bust in the last 5 years

The Chiefs sucked ass in 06, sorta like your mother. :)

[unothadeal]

Your insult may be serious, comical, or both.

Additionally, in case of multiple posts at once, quote the poster who you intend to insult.

This is an internet community building exercise.

Go! Now!

REPOST

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=158161

[dorseybowe]

REPOST

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=158161

Good one! Fuck you!

[dorseybowe]

Ahh fuck it. Send this thread to its grave. Or it can be a random pic thread.

[CHENZ A!]

Good one! **** you!

you are a real jerk buddy.

[DMAC]

Ahh fuck it. Send this thread to its grave. Or it can be a random pic thread.No balls.

[unothadeal]

you are a real jerk buddy.

you're a big meaney

[luv]

No balls.

Shmuck. Gets me to sign up for insurance with him, then goes to the company I switched from.

[Ebolapox]

Shmuck. Gets me to sign up for insurance with him, then goes to the company I switched from.

luv. she's a real kneebiter. that, and she has the middle name of laverne. never trust anyone with the name of laverne.

[CHENZ A!]

you're a big meaney

booger picker

[Ebolapox]

booger picker

I have it on good authority that you, sir, are the ones who are the ball lickers.

[DMAC]

Shmuck. Gets me to sign up for insurance with him, then goes to the company I switched from.
Well, when you came in askin for grape gatorade, I effin booked.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Well, when you came in askin for grape gatorade, I effin booked.

I'm not yer pal, chum.

[unothadeal]

I'm not yer pal, chum.

I'm not yer chum, buddy.

[luv]

I'm not yer chum, buddy.

I'm not your buddy, amigo.

[Ebolapox]

I'm not yer chum, buddy.

oh, you're chum alright. http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/jaws/roy_scheider/jaws2.jpg

[Ebolapox]

fuck. can't a guy get insulted around here? am I fucking invisible?

[Ebolapox]

fuck it. that ebola is a complete and total ballwasher.

[Ebolapox]

total knob. can't stand that asshole.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

fuck. can't a guy get insulted around here? am I fucking invisible?

You're fuckin ugly. Just look at your avatar.

[unothadeal]

I'm not your buddy, amigo.
I'm not your amigo, chum.

[Ebolapox]

You're fuckin ugly. Just look at your avatar.

you're just fucking jealous of my awesome cheatoey avatar.

[Buehler445]

fuck. can't a guy get insulted around here? am I fucking invisible?
Fuck you the fuck up. Jesus fucking christ. Who the fuck do you think you are?

I swear to GOD you are worthless as tits on a boar.

[Ebolapox]

I'm not your amigo, chum.

what's this guy's deal?

[unothadeal]

what's this guy's deal?

unoit

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Is that a cheeto or a cockto?

[Ebolapox]

Fuck you the fuck up. Jesus fucking christ. Who the fuck do you think you are?

I swear to GOD you are worthless as tits on a boar.

hey, fuck you buddy! I fucked your mother, wife, and daughter today. foursome! score! it was more intense than jared allen nervously waiting for the cop to come up to his window after he's had a few fifths of tequila.

[Ebolapox]

Is that a cheeto or a cockto?

shit, don't be staring at my gear. that's gay.

[unothadeal]

If only DCS posted in this thread just once, it'd hit 100 replies in no time.

[nstygma]

that ebola is a complete and total girl like cyrus the virushey, cyrus has bloomed and matured since then. leave her alone. ebola too. he took too many hours that semester.

[Agent V]

F**k every single one of you who posted above me. F**k you all.

[Ebolapox]

hey, cyrus has bloomed and matured since then. leave her alone. ebola too. he took too many hours that semester.

:spock:

what the fuck are you talking about?

[CHENZ A!]

F**k every single one of you who posted above me. F**k you all.

gaywad

[healthpellets]

gaywad

does your boyfriend enjoy that on his chest?

[RealSNR]

does your boyfriend enjoy that on his chest?Healthpellets? More like ballsack in your mouth

[Priest4Prez]

Healthpellets? More like ballsack in your mouth

where did you get that insult, the toilet store?

[RedThat]

where did you get that insult, the toilet store?

Did you need to wipe his a** or something?

[Ebolapox]

Did you need to wipe his a** or something?

well, the jerk store called, and they ran out of you!

[RealSNR]

well, the jerk store called, and they ran out of you!Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a stupid retard

[Priest4Prez]

Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a stupid retard

whats ur excuse then?

[Ebolapox]

Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a stupid retard

yeah? well? you're a high talker.

[banyon]

yeah? well? you're a high talker.

Your casino cash is $0? I didn't know anybody could be that s****y at blackjack.

[Ebolapox]

Your casino cash is $0? I didn't know anybody could be that s****y at blackjack.

ROFL

she's a fickle mistress, the CP blackjack. up 100k one minute, sucking dick for a bankroll the next.

oh, and you're a shabashee.

[Buehler445]

Your casino cash is $0? I didn't know anybody could be that s****y at blackjack.

I'm sure you're the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST of blackjack. You know what? Fuck you! get the fuck out of here if you're so goddamned good. For fuck's sake, you're uglier than me.

[Ebolapox]

Your casino cash is $0? I didn't know anybody could be that s****y at blackjack.

AND, just like that, I'm back up to 20k. I could very easily, if I were bored with nothing else to do for a few hours, get my total up to 500k. the system is broken, but there are ways around the gayness.

[banyon]

I'm sure you're the JESUS ****ING CHRIST of blackjack. You know what? **** you! get the **** out of here if you're so goddamned good. For ****'s sake, you're uglier than me.

Look it's someone from the cultural capital of Sidney, Nebraska here to educate us.

[Johnny Vegas]

You have a small penis!

[Johnny Vegas]

You have a small penis!

Mine is smaller than yours!

[Johnny Vegas]

You have a small penis!

Mine is smaller than yours!

FAIL!

[Ebolapox]

ROFL

I'm pretty sure badmajama is larry johnson. that's insult enough.

[Johnny Vegas]

ROFL

I'm pretty sure badmajama is larry johnson. that's insult enough.

:LOL:

[Ebolapox]

Your casino cash is $0? I didn't know anybody could be that s****y at blackjack.

40k, motherfucker. suck my dick!

[aturnis]

40k, mother****er. suck my dick!



Your dick is small.

[banyon]

40k, mother****er. suck my dick!

Is that what that guy in your photo is trying to pantomime to you?

[RedThat]

Is that what that guy in your photo is trying to pantomime to you?

im sure hes got that already with that nasty chick beside him...look the guy celebrating too by blowing the whistle in his hear...hes a first timer what can we expect? frikkn virgin

[boogblaster]

He's not a virgin, his finger broke thru the paper twice before ...

[JOhn]

He's not a virgin, his finger broke thru the paper twice before ...

An more importantly, why & how would you know?:spock:

[stumppy]

An more importantly, why & how would you know?:spock:


I did'nt know JOhn drank until I seen him sober one day.

[JOhn]

I did'nt know JOhn drank until I seen him sober one day.

Stumppy?


ROFL

I'll let someone else have the easy shot. :D

[BWillie]

dicknose

[ClevelandBronco]

I don't understand the premise of this thread.

I can't insult a single poster above me.

Every bloody one of you is beneath me.

[Extra Point]

Says the miscreant who always insults people behind his.....

Hey, Cleve! How you doin', bro?

[Tribal Warfare]

I don't understand the premise of this thread.

I can't insult a single poster above me.

Every bloody one of you is beneath me.

:stupid:

You fair weather Bronco's/Cleveland fan should get it. Hell a 7 year old with an IQ of 60 could figure it out

[ClevelandBronco]

:stupid:

You fair weather Bronco's/Cleveland fan should get it. Hell a 7 year old with a IQ of 60 could figure it out

You just recaged the boy in your basement?

[Tribal Warfare]

You just recaged the boy in your basement?

If I did it's because he's a part of your genealogical tree to help the human race for breeding purposes that would result in mongoloid children

[badgirl]

You just recaged the boy in your basement?

He has Claythan in his basement?:eek:

I thought he still lived in his parents basement!!! :D

[banyon]

He has Claythan in his basement?:eek:

I thought he still lived in his parents basement!!! :D

Oh, look , it's the girl from the Tri-ghey TN cities!

[QuikSsurfer]

He has Claythan in his basement?:eek:

I thought he still lived in his parents basement!!! :D

You're by far the dumbest broad on this board. You're a lot dumber than people give you credit for.
When I make myself suffer through reading one of your brainless threads, I'm often embarrassed for you.

[smittysbar]

Oh, look , it's the girl from the Tri-ghey TN cities!

Cities? From what I heard you have Dodged nothing, you take it all, don;t turn anything down but young boys, and you turn them face down :eek:

[jjchieffan]

Your mom is like dirty socks. She is strewn on the floor, she smells bad, but she is always laying around ready for you to shoot your wad into.

[blueballs]

your so ****ing worthless
Gun wouldn't even try you at linebacker

[noa]

You're so dirty
Priest wouldn't eat the nachos
You served to him

[JOhn]

You're so dirty
Priest wouldn't eat the nachos
You served to him

noa?

Nothing Original Again?


I know weak, but it is late.:doh!:

[stumppy]

noa?

Nothing Original Again?


I know weak, but it is late.:doh!:

During JOhns annual performance review all his boss said was "How about we just let you keep your job"

[Katipan]

ha ha. you dated someone from the internet.

loser.

[crazycoffey]

ha ha. you dated someone from the internet.

loser.


did your eybrows get burned off, or are you just really really really surprised all the time?

[Iowanian]

Don't listen to them katipan...your cooter isn't that big. I'm told it wouldn't even hold an entire 12 pack AND ice.

[Iowanian]

Oh..."L".....cooLer.

The devil is always in the details.

[Crush]

did your eybrows get burned off, or are you just really really really surprised all the time?


Coffey - Family of drunken morons.


Example: Those Coffey boys are the biggest jerks I have ever met in my life.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coffey

[Iowanian]

Crush,

Don't let them get you down. I've read all of the small penis jokes in this thread directed at you and I'm sure they're being irrational. Your last girlfriend told me that it might even be large for a dwarf's clitoris.

[crazycoffey]

Coffey - Family of drunken morons.


Example: Those Coffey boys are the biggest jerks I have ever met in my life.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coffey


we only stand about 5'11", so not we're not as "big" in stature as we are in character.....

[Katipan]

Coffey, you're such a stupid **** up you ruined the super mega ball kicking santorum spewing insult I had for Iowanni.

[tooge]

Coffey, you're such a stupid **** up you ruined the super mega ball kicking santorum spewing insult I had for Iowanni.

you ballsniffincockslobberinwelfarelivincrackbegginbiatch

[crazycoffey]

Coffey, you're such a stupid **** up you ruined the super mega ball kicking santorum spewing insult I had for Iowanni.


kiss my hairy beanbag, you navy lower enlisted officer gargling common gardening tool.

sorry, I'm at work....

[Katipan]

Way to fuck up again, Coffey.

you ballsniffincockslobberinwelfarelivincrackbegginbiatch

I'm not your mother. I'm just the girl that ****ed your father.

[Simply Red]

Hurry someone else go! I can't insult katipan.

TIA

-SR

[Gonzo]

Hurry someone else go! I can't insult katipan.

TIA

-SR

SR, you are an obvious result of ancestrial incest.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Katipan was better as Mer.

You were better as a non-breathing, non-thinking, non-posting zygote.

[Crush]

Katipan was better as Mer.

You were better as a non-breathing, non-thinking, non-posting zygote.


You have a fetish for meadow muffins.

[Gonzo]

You have a fetish for meadow muffins.

You masturbate to Sanford and Son re-runs.

[Buck]

The Great Gonzo is famous for 2 things.

1. He lets his baby handle firearms.
2. He gives rimjobs behind the Sonic in exchange for Onion Rings.

[luv]

....

Oh, this is too easy....

:p

[Gonzo]

The Great Gonzo is famous for 2 things.

1. He lets his baby handle firearms.
2. He gives rimjobs behind the Sonic in exchange for Onion Rings.

I don't let him handle firearms, he has to go through the safety course first.

(I do love me some onion rings)

[Donger]

Oh, this is too easy....

:p

Hmmmmm. No, I'll pass.

[Jilly]

I don't let him handle firearms, he has to go through the safety course first.

(I do love me some onion rings)

right? I mean...I'd go an extra mile for a ring or two!

you look like a blueberry

[Gonzo]

right? I mean...I'd go an extra mile for a ring or two!

you look like a blueberry

Mmmm, Onion Rings. Especially SONIC onion rings.

Your feet smell

[Jilly]

Mmmm, Onion Rings. Especially SONIC onion rings.

Your feet smell

I like Big Boy or Hi Boy's...Fuddruckers has some great rings too.

You have bad hair

[blueballs]

You have the penis of a donkey
it only finds it's way up harry asses

[Chief Pote]

You have the penis of a donkey
it only finds it's way up harry asses

Your paragraph structure lacks creativity. (I find that positive criticism is best).

[MIAdragon]

Your paragraph structure lacks creativity. (I find that positive criticism is best).

Before you question BB's creativity you need to learn the correct usage of the period in your second sentence.

[Simply Red]

Before you question BB's creativity you need to learn the correct usage of the period in your second sentence.

(why)?

[Donger]

(why)?

Because it shouldn't be there.

[Katipan]

Donger is a beautiful intelligent witty seed sprouting humanitarian.
And his mother wears combat boots.

[HemiEd]

Because it shouldn't be there.

Your legs are dirty.

[ClevelandBronco]

Your legs are dirty.

You'll always be "Special"Ed to me.

[Simply Red]

You'll always be "Special"Ed to me.

GO BRON..........................!!!!!

[HemiEd]

You'll always be "Special"Ed to me.

ROFL You are not the first.

[talastan]

Brodie supporter!! JK Hemi..... :)

[Buck]

Brodie supporter!! JK Hemi..... :)

I bet you post in the DC Forum sometimes, OOH BURN!

[Gonzo]

I bet you post in the DC Forum sometimes, OOH BURN!

You have an unhealthy obsession with dust bunnies.

[Bowser]

You have an unhealthy obsession with dust bunnies.

You kid is a better shot than you.

[Gonzo]

You kid is hung better than me.

FYP

[Simply Red]

FYP

Your mom fixed my post.

[Jilly]

Your mom fixed my post.

His mom does what to your post?

[Donger]

Your mom fixed my post.

Your mom has more hair on her balls than you do.

[Simply Red]

Your mom has more hair on her balls than you do.

Hey, I wouldn't go to Denver if I *long pause*


was going to Denver.

[Saulbadguy]

:fire:

[Buck]

Darren Sproles thinks you are a loser.

[Bowser]

FYP

That's the umbilical cord. You may want to cut that one of these days.

[Saulbadguy]

Darren Sproles thinks you are a loser.

I think you are 10% more worthless than you were last year.

[Gonzo]

I think you are 10% more worthless than you were last year.

You strive to reach the level of education that Carl from Sling Blade achived.

[Jilly]

You strive to reach the level of education that Carl from Sling Blade achived.

You can't spell.

[Gonzo]

You can't spell.

:clap:

You eat talcom powder.

[Jilly]

:clap:

You eat talcom powder.

you still can't spell

[Simply Red]

You strive to reach the level of education that Carl from Sling Blade achived.

That'd be Doyle, there sparky.

[Gonzo]

you still can't spell

What, talcom? How do you spell it? Is it talkom? talcome? tilcum?

[Gonzo]

That'd be Doyle, there sparky.

Wasn't the lead character's name Carl?

[Jilly]

What, talcom? How do you spell it? Is it talkom? talcome? tilcum?

talcum ROFL

[Gonzo]

talcum ROFL

Towel-Cum....


Oh wait...That's different.

[Gonzo]

talcum ROFL

I mean, for fuck sake. How often does the word Talcome come up in conversation? Talcum I mean.

[Jilly]

Towel-Cum....


Oh wait...That's different.

at least you use towels...that's way better than the t shirts I find

[Gonzo]

at least you use towels...that's way better than the t shirts I find

Wll, T-Shirts work better than just rubbing it into the walls I suppose.



OK this is starting to gross me out a bit.

[Jilly]

Wll, T-Shirts work better than just rubbing it into the walls I suppose.



OK this is starting to gross me out a bit.

yeah, you're gross.

[crazycoffey]

Wll, T-Shirts work better than just rubbing it into the walls I suppose.



OK this is starting to gross me out a bit.


use her hair, it'll get cleaned sooner than the walls, a towel or the gym sock you brought home.....

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

use her hair, it'll get cleaned sooner than the walls, a towel or the gym sock you brought home.....


Use your own fucking hair dumbass!

[RustShack]

Use your own fucking hair dumbass!

Your chin looks like my butt.

[crazycoffey]

Use your own ****ing hair dumbass!


my hair's not long enough to reach my pecker.
don't you have a hog to go jack off?

[Chief Pote]

Before you question BB's creativity you need to learn the correct usage of the period in your second sentence.

Fine. But you cheated me out of an insult. :cuss:

[Iowanian]

Chiefpote is feeling cheeted that he hasn't been insulted properly?


Chiefpote was called "the walrus" after his first night in jail, and was pretty embarrassed when his photo showed up with the definition on urban dictionary.


If that doesn't soothe your need, get back to me.

[Mark M]

Chiefpote is feeling cheeted that he hasn't been insulted properly?


Chiefpote was called "the walrus" after his first night in jail, and was pretty embarrassed when his photo showed up with the definition on urban dictionary.


If that doesn't soothe your need, get back to me.

Iowanian is so cross eyed he went to pick up a dime and came up with two nickels!

He also wears button fly jeans because he says the sheep in Iowa run when they hear a zipper.

MM
~~:lame:

[Iowanian]

My favorite markm sighting this past year was the drawings the fat kid had of him in his lunchbox on Superbad.

http://i31.tinypic.com/zydkle.png

[DT58HOF]

Iowanian that a small dong you have!

[Ecto-I]

My favorite markm sighting this past year was the drawings the fat kid had of him in his lunchbox on Superbad.

http://i31.tinypic.com/zydkle.png

Iowanian uses any excuse he can get to show off his oh-so delicate hands drawing "masterpieces" of that which he does not have.

[Iowanian]

ecto is a large veiny bastard.

[Sfeihc]

No surprise here that the duchebag from Iowa shares his screen saver with the rest of us.

[Iowanian]

sfeihc is a bronco fan.

[Sfeihc]

sfeihc is a bronco fan.

Now that's a low blow.

Iowanian is the president of the Iowa chapter of NAMBLA.

[Iowanian]

You're right. I should never gone that deep into the gutter.

[Ecto-I]

Believe it or not, the self-protrait in Iowanian's avatar is the best pic he's taken in years.

[Chief Henry]

Iowanian loves to wrestle with Big Jake the Muffin Man and loves to be on the receiving end of the "shocker" on the mat.

[Iowanian]

Ecto is right. I was thrilled from the experience, but the bugs in my teeth? From his girlfriend's cooter sweater.

[Iowanian]

Henry's head is so big, he wears memyself's winter panties for a beanie.

[ziggysocki]

Iowanian is a closet Raiders fan, and has a shrine to Al Davis.

[MagicHef]

Iowanian is a closet Raiders fan, and has a shrine to Al Davis.

ziggysocki's one dream in life was to have a cozy ski gig, but the closest he could ever hope to come was to rearrange the letters in it for his username.

[Iowanian]

ziggysockie is named after gochief's man-starched tube sock.

[Sfeihc]

ziggysockie is named after gochief's man-starched tube sock.

That he left at your house.

[Katipan]

After you finished sucking them off.

[ziggysocki]

Sfeihc - Sucking forcefully every incha herms cock. .... Ahhh.. Now I see...

[Buck]

YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!

[ziggysocki]

YOU SUCK COCK LIKE A PRO!

[Sfeihc]

ziggysocki is Polish for small pecker.

[Buck]

YOU SUCK COCK LIKE A PRO!

Norv Turner beat your team twice this year.

[ziggysocki]

Norv Turner beat your team twice this year.

ugh. speechless.

edit- So did the rest of the league... big fucking deal.

[MagicHef]

Norv Turner beat your team twice this year.

BuckinKaeding's name, unscrambled, holds his card playing preference: "I Gin Buck Naked."

[Chief Pote]

Chiefpote is feeling cheeted that he hasn't been insulted properly?


Chiefpote was called "the walrus" after his first night in jail, and was pretty embarrassed when his photo showed up with the definition on urban dictionary.


If that doesn't soothe your need, get back to me.

Ouch....I'm afraid to look that up at work.

[Buck]

ugh. speechless.

edit- So did the rest of the league... big ****ing deal.

You are 2-2 against the Raiders in your last 4 games against them...

Sorry, I had too...

Dont kill me.

[ziggysocki]

You are 2-2 against the Raiders in your last 4 games against them...

Sorry, I had too...

Dont kill me.

So... the Chargers are a bunch of .... umm... big .... um stupid.... dummy-heads.

[ziggysocki]

BuckinKaeding was the guy in (NSFW)www.1guy1jar.com. Iowanian supplied the jar, MagicHef held the camera. Claythan cleaned up the mess...

[Buck]

BuckinKaeding was the guy in (NSFW)www.1guy1jar.com. Iowanian supplied the jar, MagicHef held the camera. Claythan cleaned up the mess...

Iowanian would want my anus to bleed, you are probably right.

[MagicHef]

BuckinKaeding was the guy in (NSFW)www.1guy1jar.com. Iowanian supplied the jar, MagicHef held the camera. Claythan cleaned up the mess...

And we were all very happy that ZiggySicko enjoyed the video we made for his birthday.

[ziggysocki]

And we were all very happy that ZiggySicko enjoyed the video we made for his birthday.

Best present I ever got...besides that rimjob from your grandma.

[MagicHef]

Best present I ever got...besides that drag urinary job from mom.

So clever, scrambling your words, but I figured out what you meant.

[Sfeihc]

Can't let this thread slide off into oblivion..........


The REAL Hef always has three hotties on his arm. MagicHef has ziggysocko, BuckinKeading and that transgender Iowanian on his. Yikes!

[ziggysocki]

Sfeihc has a man-gina.

[Gonzo]

Ziggysocki still thinks the Shocker is funny.

[Rooster]

Gonzo has a narrow urethra.

[ziggysocki]

Gonzo's mom still thinks the shocker is funny.

[Crush]

Ziggysocki buys used panties in bulk from Japanese vending machines.

[Fritz88]

Good one! **** you!

fuck you. fuck your face.

[MagicHef]

Ziggysocki buys used panties in bulk from Japanese vending machines.

...because he knows how much Crush appreciates them.

[Simply Red]

...because he knows how much Crush appreciates them.

Your mom is my sex slave, in boots

[Fritz88]

Man Who Was An Expert On How To Avoid Being Kidnapped in Mexico Was Kidnapped in Mexico After Giving Lecture On "How To Not Be Kidnapped in Mexico (http://edition.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/07/security.expert.kidnap/index.html)

[Buck]

CMNERR has been to Tijuana and brought back a special gift, if you know what I mean.

[Fritz88]

CMNERR has been to Tijuana and brought back a special gift, if you know what I mean.

I never thought any one would get it.

[rad]

I never thought any one would get it.

CMNER's mom is so fat, I can eat cereal out of the dimples on her ass.

[Crush]

Rad gave a "pearl necklace" to his mom for Christmas.

[58-4ever]

Rad gave a "pearl necklace" to his mom for Christmas.

Crush does not have a job, so it's likely he is not good at anything. Even Crushing things. Because if you are named Crush, it is assumed that you can (even at minimal standards) Crush things. He cannot.

[rad]

Crush does not have a job, so it's likely he is not good at anything. Even Crushing things. Because if you are named Crush, it is assumed that you can (even at minimal standards) Crush things. He cannot.


58-4ever is so slimy he once stole my wallet, and then helped me look for it.

[unothadeal]

It's funny how this rip-off thread gets 200+ posts and my original thread gets less than 150

[58-4ever]

It's funny how this rip-off thread gets 200+ posts and my original thread gets less than 150

cry me a river little bitch. (the last part was added for effect because of the nature of the thread)

[Crush]

cry me a river little bitch. (the last part was added for effect because of the nature of the thread)


58-4ever, you are the sluttiest sorostitute in the history of sorostitutes.

[Fritz88]

58-4ever, you are the sluttiest sorostitute in the history of sorostitutes.

Crush, your mom needs to shave her armpit

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g283/Anubis000/UglyBitch.jpg

[Iowanian]

cmnerr is the only person to ever be kicked out of Disney Land for Shitting in the teacups and standing behind anxious children in the restroom.

[Simply Red]

cmnerr is the only person to ever be kicked out of Disney Land for Shitting in the teacups and standing behind anxious children in the restroom.

C'mon Iowanian, there is more to life than just lunker-lures.

[Paniero]

Simply Red came up with his name after a furious masturbation session to what he thought was his Cosmo Kramer avatar.

[J Diddy]

Simply Red came up with his name after a furious masturbation session to what he thought was his Cosmo Kramer avatar.

Paniero came up with his name after his lower level education prompted him to get a quality job making sandwiches at panera bread for minimum wage. When asked why he repeatedly misspelled the name of his employer he replied "shux I only need to know how to spell my name when I cash my check at walmart"

[Fritz88]

Paniero came up with his name after his lower level education prompted him to get a quality job making sandwiches at panera bread for minimum wage. When asked why he repeatedly misspelled the name of his employer he replied "shux I only need to know how to spell my name when I cash my check at walmart"

Diddy suffers from a mild case of retardation, how did they find out?

He would froze his shit,cut it into little cubicals then add it to his morning cheerios.

[Fat Elvis]

Diddy suffers from a mild case of retardation, how did they find out?

He would froze his shit,cut it into little cubicals then add it to his morning cheerios.


CMNERR just offered us an example of irony.

[manchambo]

Diddy suffers from a mild case of retardation, how did they find out?

He would froze his shit,cut it into little cubicals then add it to his morning cheerios.


CMNERR smells worse than the beard of that dude in his avatar after CMNERR's mom sits on the dude's face subsequent to several hours of step arobics in a a leotard that's 2 sizes too small.

[MagicHef]

CMNERR just offered us an example of irony.

Fat Elvis is a little too enamored with examples of irony, if you ask me.

[MagicHef]

CMNERR smells worse than the beard of that dude in his avatar after CMNERR's mom sits on the dude's face subsequent to several hours of step arobics in a a leotard that's 2 sizes too small.

manchambo struggles to come up with complex scenarios in order to create an insult.

[boogblaster]

Is the magic gone from your bedroom Hef ... Try Ex-lax and cream corn ...

[Paniero]

Is the magic gone from your bedroom Hef ... Try Ex-lax and cream corn ...

Boogblaster's first attempt at the Ickey Shuffle had nothing to do with football and everything to do with leaving his boyfriend's house with his pants around his ankles after a sword fight resulted in a loss.

[Crashride]

Boogblaster's first attempt at the Ickey Shuffle had nothing to do with football and everything to do with leaving his boyfriend's house with his pants around his ankles after a sword fight resulted in a loss.

Likes to ride bikes with no seat over speed bumps.

[MagicHef]

Is the magic gone from your bedroom Hef ... Try Ex-lax and cream corn ...

Do you prefer 'Largest Boob' or 'Goat Slobber?' Your name can be rearranged to spell either. I think Goat Slobber works pretty well.

[Buck]

Paniero sometimes reads National Geographic at the Dentist's office.

[Crush]

BK finds himself sexually attracted to farm animals.

[Buck]

BK finds himself sexually attracted to farm animals.

Sometimes Crush wears Jeans that are 2 sizes too big.

[MagicHef]

BK finds himself sexually attracted to farm animals.

Crush's views on the opposite sex are childish, at best.

[Buck]

Crush's views on the opposite sex are childish, at best.

Sometimes MagicHef logs into ChiefsPlanet from work.

[MagicHef]

Sometimes Crush wears Jeans that are 2 sizes too big.

Anyone that sees BuckinKaeding dance is immediately ashamed to share his species.

[Buck]

Anyone that sees BuckinKaeding dance is immediately ashamed to share his species.

This one time MagicHef thought about getting a Piña Colada air freshener for his car, but he decided against it.

[rad]

Sometimes Crush wears Jeans that are 2 sizes too big.

BuckinKaeding's slogan.... two holes, no waiting

[Buck]

BuckinKaeding's slogan.... two holes, no waiting

Rad prefers Balsamic Vinegar over White Wine Vinegar.

[MagicHef]

Rad prefers Balsamic Vinegar over White Wine Vinegar.

BuckinKaeding enjoys forced-perspective optical illusions.

[Buck]

BuckinKaeding enjoys forced-perspective optical illusions.

MagicHef likes using fabric softener when washing his clothes.

[MagicHef]

MagicHef likes using fabric softener when washing his clothes.

BuckinKaeding feels that "Cloverfield" is an appropriate metaphor for his journey through puberty.

[Buck]

MagicHef sometimes rips the tags off his clothing if it itches his skin.

[blueballs]

Your morning coffee from McDonalds
was strained through a back ally hooker's hanky
got to cut back on expensive filter costs

[MagicHef]

MagicHef sometimes rips the tags off his clothing if it itches his skin.

BuckinKaeding enjoys the smell of freshly cut grass, but does not enjoy cutting grass. Hypocrite.

[MagicHef]

Your morning coffee from McDonalds
was strained through a back ally hooker's hanky
got to cut back on expensive filter costs

blueballs is woefully unaware of the current cost of coffee filters.

[blueballs]

blueballs is woefully unaware of the current cost of coffee filters.

It is also an attempt to make it taste like Starbucks
or your mother's panty froth

[Simply Red]

It is also an attempt to make it taste like Starbucks
or your mother's panty froth

blueballs, that is all.

[Buck]

Simply Red sometimes takes showers at night, but mostly in the morning.

[blueballs]

Your mother makes gumbo
by pulling out her teeth
for a Chiefs WR

[manchambo]

Your mother makes gumbo
by pulling out her teeth
for a Chiefs WR


When your mother invites the Chieves WRs to dinner, she always makes tossed salad.

[Fritz88]

BuckinKaeding's slogan.... two holes, no waiting

manchambo's mom is the twin sister of Glenn Dorsey's left testicle.

[crazycoffey]

CMNERR's breath smell like dead donkey dick;
which explains what he was doing over at Hogfarmer's house....

[Gonzo]

CMNERR's breath smell like dead donkey dick;
which explains what he was doing over at Hogfarmer's house....

CrazyCoffey knows what dead donkey dick smells like.

[Rooster]

CMNERR's breath smell like dead donkey dick;
which explains what he was doing over at Hogfarmer's house....

CrazyCoffey is not crazy nor does he like coffee. Discuss.......

[Buck]

CrazyCoffey is not crazy nor does he like coffee. Discuss.......

Rooster's handle comes from that of a Male Chicken.

[rad]

Rooster's handle comes from that of a Male Chicken.

BuckinKaeding's sister went fishing with 5 guys and came back with a big Red Snapper.....

[Buck]

BuckinKaeding's sister went fishing with 5 guys and came back with a big Red Snapper.....

rad's avatar is of Herm holding up a sign that says "Welcome to Hell"

[MagicHef]

rad's avatar is of Herm holding up a sign that says "Welcome to Hell"

BuckingKaeding's hair smells vaguely of saffron.

[munkey]

I called MagicHef's boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

[Buck]

Oh wait, this is an insult thread? I've just been stating random facts about people.

[J Diddy]

I called MagicHef's boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

I saw this. it was a great bitch fight.

[munkey]

J Diddy....What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...