Post-loss fallout from the Orange Mane

[Hammock Parties]

I'm so excited to post this thread for the first time in 2009! I think this will be a wonderful year for this thread!!! OH THE POSSIBILITIES!

Get em all out of your system in preseason buddy.

At least it hasn't been 4 INT's.

"I want to upgrade my prediction to 13-3. Orton looks like Tom Brady"

Meanwhile, I want to downgrade my 3-13 prediction to 2-14.

Cutler sucks, because makes too many mistakes and throws too many INTs. Especially red zone INTs.

He was tossing whiffle balls out there. Christ, if the receiver wasn't wide open Aborton couldn't make a play happen with his feet or his arm. All of this was against milquetoast bread and butter base defense.

Jesus Christ when teams gameplan ABorton and account for the fact he can't throw more than 15 yards downfield our offense is going to be f'd like a stray dog in Chinatown. But yeah, it sure is nice to have a pro bowl QB with a once in a generation shoulder cannon off our club because he pouted.

Aborton was painful. He was exactly what was to be expected and I'm going to go throw up now.



Aborton has a rubber arm, a slow releast, and a dimwitted aspect about him. I'm not sure I'd trust him to bag my f'ing groceries properly.

Is Jake still available? Maybe he'd like to come play and stick it in Shanny's craw?

I hope the ground jumps in front of our QBs throws.


We now have a bunch of back up QB's on our roster and 1 of them will "start".

We're ****ed.

I voted for Hackney, that way the Broncos win 1 game instead of 2 and McDaniels is gone in 3 years instead of 4

Note: he is referrnig to Darrell Hackney, Denver's 3rd string/4th string QB.

This is going to look much like the Brode Croyle V Dambman Huard.

somewhere chef fans are laughing at us.

RIGHT HERE!

More to come.

[BroncoBuff]

On the bright side, Chris Simms kicked ass.

[007]

AbOrton? Wow. ROFL

[Demonpenz]

alot of people die each year from lack of spleen the broncos should have signed vick

[Tiger's Fan]

On the bright side, Chris Simms kicked ass.

He's got no spleen Gene.

[T-post Tom]

Priceless.

[Hammock Parties]

hell yeah Orton--2 for 2!

Orton looking pretty good. I hope he can make me eat crow and chitlens

Me likey this offense.

Orton looking good so far.

7-8 1st and goal at the 5

Kyle 'the assassin' Orton


***ORTON PICKED***

Well that was a letdown.

Good job Jake...I mean Kyle

To be fair, Cutler threw more endzone picks than any other QB in the league last year.

***ORTON PICKED AGAIN***

Is it possible Orton gets pulled before the half?

Dont worry guys. Our great coach will coach Orton up. Orton will make Tom Brady cry by week 2.

***ORTON PICKED ONCE AGAIN***

I wanna know if everyone is still laughing at my wanting to trade for Derek Anderson.

:spit: This is epic. 3INT's. We traded away that pouting baby for this turd. Thankfully we can draft a QB in the upcoming draft. Thankfully we have 2 1st round picks. Oops, well atleast we have our first round pick. Oh no, you mean we traded that pick away. Aww sh*t.

LMAO

[Basileus777]

I'm looking forward to the Chris Simms era in Denver.

It shouldn't be too long now.

[BigRock]

somewhere the entire world is laughing at us.

fixed

[Buehler445]

Fucked like a stray dog in Chinatown

ROFL

That is a good one. I will write that down.

[Slainte]

I'm looking forward to the Chris Simms era in Denver.

It shouldn't be too long now.

I'd tell them (Bronco fans) not to set their hopes too high on Simms.

I lived in Tampa for the last 11 years and I've watched Simms--he's a great guy and it's difficult not to wish him the best--but he'll break your heart if your depending on him to lead your team to victory. After the Splenectomy, Simms' throwing motion was altered to the detriment of his passing game. All kinds of attempts were made to correct this deficiency but all to no avail. That's why the Bucs finally gave up on him.

[teedubya]

awesome!

[JuicesFlowing]

I can't wait to see this thread in December when the Chiefs finally play Denver ...

[Quesadilla Joe]

What a bunch of crybabies STFU

[Skip Towne]

Ahahahahahahaha

[kstater]

He was tossing whiffle balls out there. Christ, if the receiver wasn't wide open Aborton couldn't make a play happen with his feet or his arm. All of this was against milquetoast bread and butter base defense.

Jesus Christ when teams gameplan ABorton and account for the fact he can't throw more than 15 yards downfield our offense is going to be f'd like a stray dog in Chinatown. But yeah, it sure is nice to have a pro bowl QB with a once in a generation shoulder cannon off our club because he pouted.

Aborton was painful. He was exactly what was to be expected and I'm going to go throw up now.

ROFL

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Damon Huard part 2, only he dont play for our team

[JD10367]

I can't wait to see this thread in December when the Chiefs finally play Denver ...

"Allright, it's time for the first meeting of the Chiefs and Broncos. The gritty Chiefs are still fighting for a wildcard spot, led by their new GM/HC/QB regime. Meanwhile, the disappointing Broncos, with only 3 wins under Simms, seem to be looking ahead to next season after writing off this year with the benching of Kyle Orton and the midseason firing of Josh McDaniels..."

[the Talking Can]

"Aborton"


i like that

[LOCOChief]

This will shape up to be the best thread EVAAAA!

[Buehler445]

"Aborton"


i like that

I know.

I'm just pissed I didn't think of that.

[LaChapelle]

That Camaro and mullet is looking pretty sweet compared to that Probe and neckbeard.

[Hammock Parties]

And we're back! Tonight as an epic night in Mane history as a Broncos' quarterback threw a left-handed interception.


For this system, Orton is better than Cutler.

Just like you need light, quick, athletic, intelligent offensive linemen for the zone blocking scheme, you need a certain type of QB for the offense McMastermind wants to run.

Why look at any other way?

We need a QB who never throws left handed....

Did you just ****ing compare orton with montana and young? LMFAO you're a tool.

:homer:

All of you are tools.


What drugs are you doing?

Orton threw two red zone interceptions tonight ... luckily Lucas dropped one.

Plus 3 picks in the first half last week ...

Plus 2 picks in 11 plays in the Invesco scrimmage ...

Plus the 99-yard JMFW pick-6 to end the last practice before the Invesco scrmimage.

He is an abortion.

We should be looking at the waiver wire and trade possibilities.


So, I ask you, do you honestly think the team looks THAT much better inside the red zone?

horrible.

a cross between poo and diarrhea

2nd time i've used that to describe something broncos related tonight

Unfortunately, Kyle probably effed up the confidence thing too.

Do you know how HARD it is to throw a pick 2 yards downfield when it's not batted by a DL? He should win an award.

Forgot to respond to the original post.... Here:

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Don't forget, he threw TWO picks from that range tonight, Ken Lucas dropped the first one, remember? Scheffler caught Lucas's drop but his foot was on the sidelines ... :nono:



Okay - About that Orton INT


This will be talked about a lot, so ....


Okay, here's the facts

1.) that was the funniest **** I've ever seen.

2.) see 1.).

....
.

[DBOSHO]

nice. i have GOT to get an account there. be the reverse Knowmo. Jachar.

[Hammock Parties]

Did you think there was more? Because there is.

For everyone that says Orton looked real good, please review the game.

Orton only looks good when he can lock into his primary target. When asked to make decisions and throws on the fly, he breaks down completely.



Defending Kyle Orton is the dumass move, dumass. He sucks.



I almost forgot...........









































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Orton can barely throw the ball righty for christ's sake.

I'd love to have Jake Plummer right now...........


























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[DBOSHO]

i love the stickman suicide

[Saccopoo]

I just pissed myself.

God bless Bernie Pollard.

[Hammock Parties]

We're not done.

From now on we need to invoke Hammurabi's Code for Denver QBs.

A left handed INT and you get your left hand chopped off.

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In all fairness, we should have probably run the ball there.

In all fairness, Orton sucks.


Orton looks really sharp... like a kid's toy with razor edges. You just don't want anything to do with it or anything you care about.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Please draft Bradford. Give the Llama a rocky mountain home!

[Basileus777]

Gentlemen, Brodie Croyle is still available.

[Saccopoo]

Gentlemen, Brodie Croyle is still available.

Dude, there is no one on Denver's roster that is worth a trade for Croyle.

[DBOSHO]

Dude, there is no one on Denver's roster that is worth a trade for Croyle.

CHAMP! even though we already have 2 lockdown corners

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Dude, there is no one on Denver's roster that is worth a trade for Croyle.

Marshall to Haley Boot Camp for Talented, Troubled Youth.


It'll work!

[Frazod]

I know.

I'm just pissed I didn't think of that.

Same here. That's brilliant. LMAO

[Saccopoo]

Marshall to Haley Boot Camp for Talented, Troubled Youth.


It'll work!

It remains to be seen if Marshall was anything other than a by-product of Jay Cutlers arm.

Besides, I think having one guy on the roster who gets off on beating up women is more than enough.

No, screw Marshall. If Lelie can be 75% as effective as his best season, he'll be substantially better than a chick beating malcontent.

[Hammock Parties]

Here is our main course for the evening. The moment of truth. The piece de resistance. Muah! Magnifique!

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The Plummer toss..

Was that Jake Plummer?

What in the **** was that. Unbelievable!

A left handed pick?

That you, Jake?

is plummer back WTF!

Orton with the left hander. Comedy of fools. Crap.

NO!!! a left handed throw!

Orton is just Plummer without the scrambling ability....


The plane has crashed into the mountain!!!!!

[DBOSHO]

It remains to be seen if Marshall was anything other than a by-product of Jay Cutlers arm.

Besides, I think having one guy on the roster who gets off on beating up women is more than enough.

No, screw Marshall. If Lelie can be 75% as effective as his best season, he'll be substantially better than a chick beating malcontent.

marshalls even better than bowe at breaking tackles. the guy is tough to bring down. i know theier personalities could clash but could you imagine if mashall cleans himself up that wed have 2 #1 RECIEVERS?

[J Diddy]

It's the preseason. Who fucking cares?

[DBOSHO]

besides the obvious that that was a dumb f***ing decision, that throw was horrible. thigpen would start for the broncos right now.

[J Diddy]

besides the obvious that that was a dumb f***ing decision, that throw was horrible. thigpen would start for the broncos right now.


I wonder if we can trade him for brandon marshall.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

besides the obvious that that was a dumb f***ing decision, that throw was horrible. thigpen would start for the broncos right now.

The Llama, Orton, and Thigpen; it's only a dream, but what a magnificent dream.

[Basileus777]

At least Orton should play well against the Chiefs. With the way we've been defending screens, Denver won't have to call anything else.

[Hammock Parties]

Here we have dessert - Ayers ala mode

Ayers has been paying with every defensive unit and i dont even see him running hard on some plays.

He looks lost... Not quite as bad as last week but still plays like his head is swimming.

His stat line is one stinkin tackle.

Par for the course for this ****in regime. And where the hell is Wesley Woodyard?

He's raw. Not top 12 talent.

We blew chunks in the draft. 6 of 9 (we had 10 picks before the Quinn fart.) on offense plus our #1 to seattle?

I concur. No sacks for Ayers. No INT's for Smith. Brandstater obviously sucks donkey. Richard Quinn plays like the Medicine Woman.

I think we should all just post individual meltdown threads, commiserate, and then drink cyanide. No point in watching the regular season, you know, the real games.

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FIN

Next week on PLFFTOM: The Chicago Bears and JAY CUTLER visit Denver.

[Saccopoo]

thigpen would start for the broncos right now.

Tragically, that's probably true. If I was Bowlen, I'd just take a box of matches and a pile of old newspaper to Invesco, turn off the security cameras and burn it to the ground.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by WABronco http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2518614#post2518614)
I concur. No sacks for Ayers. No INT's for Smith. Brandstater obviously sucks donkey. Richard Quinn plays like the Medicine Woman.

I think we should all just post individual meltdown threads, commiserate, and then drink cyanide. No point in watching the regular season, you know, the real games.


That's just good medicine for the soul right there.ROFL

[DBOSHO]

I wonder if we can trade him for brandon marshall.

the broncos have already looked like retards, but if they trade away their franchise qb for a bad one, THEN trade away a star reciever for thigpen?! im praying they are that stupid. pat bowlen runs his nfl team like a kid with down syndrome runs a fantasy football team .

[teedubya]

The Chicago Bears and JAY CUTLER visit Denver next week? OHHHHh shit. That will be epic.

[Saccopoo]

The Chicago Bears and JAY CUTLER visit Denver next week? OHHHHh shit. That will be epic.

I'd expect something like 3 1/2 quarters out of Cutler. The Bears run twice until Cutler leaves the game, with something like 634 yards, 13 TD's or more. The Bears defense, knowing the skill, savvy and cunning of Orton, force a three and out 27 out of 28 times (the one fluke being a blown ref call giving the Doncs their lone first down of the game).

[DBOSHO]

I'd expect something like 3 1/2 quarters out of Cutler. The Bears run twice until Cutler leaves the game, with something like 634 yards, 13 TD's or more. The Bears defense, knowing the skill, savvy and cunning of Orton, force a three and out 27 out of 28 times (the one fluke being a blown ref call giving the Doncs their lone first down of the game).

urlacher hits orton so hard, he and chris simms, who is on the sidelines, suffer career ending injuries, making the broncos call upon their savior, BRODIE

[Saccopoo]

urlacher hits orton so hard, he and chris simms, who is on the sidelines, suffer career ending injuries, making the broncos call upon their savior, BRODIE

Sorry, but the Doncs have no player on their roster that is worth Croyle. Bailey five years ago, when Matt McConaughey was playing naked bongos in front of a Champ poster - sure. But not now. He's Gonzalez at this point, with one, two years of effective football left. Flowers and Carr are better than him at this point.

Quarterbacks, quality quarterbacks are rare. Croyle was our starter last season. Albeit, Herm's starter, but a starter nonetheless. You don't give that up for anything that is currently on Denver's roster. Including Bailey and Marshall.

[Kerberos]

LMAO.... Denver fans better hope Mcdumbass can work some magic and make some really good chicken salad out of this pile of Aborton Chickenshit.

Personally ..... I don't think McDumbass can even cook so we'll see.

[Mile High Mania]

Sorry, but the Doncs have no player on their roster that is worth Croyle. Bailey five years ago, when Matt McConaughey was playing naked bongos in front of a Champ poster - sure. But not now. He's Gonzalez at this point, with one, two years of effective football left. Flowers and Carr are better than him at this point.

Quarterbacks, quality quarterbacks are rare. Croyle was our starter last season. Albeit, Herm's starter, but a starter nonetheless. You don't give that up for anything that is currently on Denver's roster. Including Bailey and Marshall.

:LOL:

[kstater]

They're comparing Cutler's rookie preseason stats to Orton's current preseason stats. Because Orton's a rookie you know.

[kstater]

The guy can't get over a 60% completion percentage throwing SCREENS!! give me a break/

[Quesadilla Joe]

The Orange Mane is trash.

[Hammock Parties]

The Orange Mane is trash.

Actually...

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[kstater]

The Orange Mane is trash.\

They're all a bunch of Homers aren't they.

[Quesadilla Joe]

No there are like 10 posters who just won't shut the hell up and invade every thread with their negative BS.

[Reaper16]

No there are like 10 posters who just won't shut the hell up and invade every thread with their negative BS.
True Fans: now available in Orange & Blue!

[DeezNutz]

No there are like 10 posters who just won't shut the hell up and invade every thread with their negative BS.

Everything is fine. The team looks great!

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/images/baghdadbob.jpg

[Kerberos]

No there are like 1 poster who just won't shut the hell up and invades every thread with his homeristic BS.

Define IRONY

[Hammock Parties]

Everything is fine. The team looks great!

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/images/baghdadbob.jpg

Always use the APPROPRIATE graphic for your flames:

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[Quesadilla Joe]

Define IRONY

I'm only in the Bronco related threads. I let you guys discuss your Chiefs...

[DeezNutz]

Always use the APPROPRIATE graphic for your flames:

http://i32.tinypic.com/2iih3qv.jpg

LMAO.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Damn, I wish I wasn't banned from there. This is great !!!!!

[OctoberFart]

Go figure GOQUEER starts anyother orangemane donkey thread.

[Fairplay]

Go figure GOQUEER starts anyother orangemane donkey thread.



Queer is derogatory. Use the term homosexual.

[Hammock Parties]

Queer is derogatory. Use the term homosexual.

Homosexual is too stilted. Queer is fun and flirty.

[Fairplay]

Homosexual is too stilted. Queer is fun and flirty.



Fa_ggot is a fun word to use also.

[Hammock Parties]

Fa_ggot is a fun word to use also.

It's good for dirty talk. As in "Oh yeah, pound my man hole you fuckin' f@ggot!"

[Fairplay]

It's good for dirty talk. As in "Oh yeah, pound my man hole you ****in' f@ggot!"



Yeah, it cuts through the B.S. and gets straight to the point.

[smittysbar]

God it still amazes me how fucked up they have become

[Hammock Parties]

Yeah, it cuts through the B.S. and gets straight to the point.

Can I get your number, then?

[Fairplay]

Can I get your number, then?


I'm PMing you right now.

[Chan93lx50]

Wow this is just wrong!

[Hammock Parties]

I'm PMing you right now.

You a top or bottom?

[Fairplay]

You a top or bottom?



Im a topper bitch.

[Hammock Parties]

Im a topper bitch.

Good, I'm the submissive type.

Well, I'll see you at 8.

[Fairplay]

Good, I'm the submissive type.

Well, I'll see you at 8.



Alrighty then.

[Hammock Parties]

Alrighty then.

Ciao, darling!

[OctoberFart]

Good, I'm the submissive type.

Well, I'll see you at 8.

GOQUEER your a submissive felcher you pickle smooching homo.

[Reaper16]

GoChiefs & Fairplay FTMFW

[SenselessChiefsFan]

I'm looking forward to the Chris Simms era in Denver.

It shouldn't be too long now.


I hope not... Orton is worse than Simms. I hope he is the starter all year long.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

True Fans: now available in Orange & Blue!

ROFL

There's a crew of about 5 guys over there, we'll call them the "butlers", who are so butt-hurt over Cutler leaving, that they invade every thread and post that might paint abOrton in a positive light, and commence to destroy the fellowship of the Mange.

It's quite entertaining.

[Hammock Parties]

OK...time to update this bad boy...Josh McDaniels wins quote of the week, though.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/peter_king/08/30/mmqb/?eref=sihpT1#ixzz0PmdOfBDz


"Well, I can tell you that certainly I don't feel sorry for Kyle Orton,'' said McDaniels, his voice rising an octave or two. "Kyle Orton is one tough son of a bitch. Kyle Orton doesn't feel sorry for himself, and no one feels sorry for him in our locker room. What he has here, both with the coaching staff and in the locker room, is a tremendous amount of respect.''

[alanm]

Their gonna wish they had Croyle.

[Simply Red]

Careful, they can easily make the same thread, when things go south for us.

Just sayin'

It's not like we're the Steelers or Pats or a team like that.

[Hammock Parties]

Careful, they can easily make the same thread, when things go south for us.

Just sayin'

It's not like we're the Steelers or Pats or a team like that.

They have no one with the dedication or pure, unadulterated contempt for a rival that I do.

No one!!!

[Simply Red]

They have no one with the dedication or pure, unadulterated contempt for a rival that I do.

No one!!!

Pls wear a condom tonight, in reference to your date w/ fairplay, he's whored for years. And don't think for a sec., he'll be loyal to ONLY you.

[Saccopoo]

"Well, I can tell you that certainly I don't feel sorry for Kyle Orton,'' said McDaniels, his voice rising an octave or two.

How did they get this quote? I mean, if most 12 year old boys had their voices rise an octave or two would be in the hearing range of only dogs and bats.

Do you think that the Denver press is allowed to take in specially trained canine units to Josh's pressers so that when he gets excited they can still get a transcript of the post game?

[Kerberos]

They have no one with the dedication or pure, unadulterated contempt for a rival that I do.

No one!!!

Does HoMo even post over there? Or does he spare them his homeristic trivial BS to spray it all over the forum here?

[Simply Red]

Does HoMo even post over there? Or does he spare them his homeristic trivial BS to spray it all over the forum here?

probably, I think so, nobody knows his user-name there, @ least to MY knowledge.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

They have no one with the dedication or pure, unadulterated contempt for a rival that I do.

No one!!!

Hasn't your clearly cursed Mojo Bag caused enough trouble already?:D

[Inspector]

Ortenception.

[brophog]

Does HoMo even post over there? Or does he spare them his homeristic trivial BS to spray it all over the forum here?

They won't join him in sucking off McDaniels, so he doesn't like to be around them.

[Kerberos]

They won't join him in sucking off McDaniels, so he doesn't like to be around them.

For F***'s sake we don't either. So I wonder what makes us so special that "WE" have to put up with his "Deep Throating" of McDumbass over here?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

For F***'s sake we don't either. So I wonder what makes us so special that "WE" have to put up with his "Deep Throating" of McDumbass over here?

LMAO:clap:

[Hammock Parties]

This thread is a giant failure.

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[orange]

This thread is a giant failure.

... and you didn't even say "stay down, bitch!"

[listopencil]

This thread is a giant failure.

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Gif'ed up.

[Hammock Parties]

Hey look, Donks fans have hope.

Broncos can run it on the colts. The colts a fast defense that has forced a lot of turnovers. That has kept teams from scoring but they have moved the ball. IMO we can run at Freeny and Mathis. The OLB aren't very big either.

Best chance we have is to run run run run and play keep away from Manning who know can't really be stopped. He has thrown about 10 picks this yr though so maybe we can get one from him.

[Mile High Mania]

Hey look, Donks fans have hope.

Your threads have a nice way of backfiring...

[Mile High Mania]

I can't wait to see this thread in December when the Chiefs finally play Denver ...

"Paging JuicesFlowing... please pick up the white courtesy phone."

[The Bad Guy]

Your threads have a nice way of backfiring...

Well his threads resemble his life then.

[Stinger]

Your threads have a nice way of backfiring...

GoPinto??

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[Hammock Parties]

Your threads have a nice way of backfiring...

This thread didn't backfire in anyway. It served it's purpose and will continue to do so, to help us laugh at Donks fans in their time of despair.

And you know the FAIL is coming.

[StcChief]

Playoffs...Playoffs... Playoffs..../Mora

[Mile High Mania]

This thread didn't backfire in anyway. It served it's purpose and will continue to do so, to help us laugh at Donks fans in their time of despair.

And you know the FAIL is coming.


ROFL Whatever, the team has surpassed my expectations for this year in regards to wins. I was very realistic to start the season. This team is not a SB contender... and if they advance to the playoffs, which they have a great shot at doing right now, I'm not expecting them to make a lot of noise. But, I'm more than happy to be pleasantly surprised.

Fail? Whatever... fail is what you've been living your entire life. It's what the Chiefs have been doing more consistently the last several years than a majority of NFL teams.

Denver has 4 games left - @ Indy, OAK, @ PHI and KC... 10 wins is very realistic... I think they have a shot at winning against Philly as well.

Denver is set up to advance to the playoffs, they have more than a fighters chance of winning a wildcard game, but outside of that... I'm not expecting much.

It's baby steps for me, Rome wasn't built in a day and the Broncos won't be converted in one offseason from a team that was 24-24 from 2006-2008 to a SB contender in 2009.

However, finishing 2009 with 10 wins and a playoff spot... that is a huge step in the right direction. But, I do understand your bitterness and desire to see them fail. Don't worry, their season will end with a loss and I have no issues with that at all. They've made great strides forward... the future looks very good - and very expensive for Bowlen.

[Hammock Parties]

Hey, if your QB is Kyle Orton making the playoffs is like winning the SB.

I'd be happy, too.

Welcome to being the 90s Chiefs. Enjoy.

[Mile High Mania]

Hey, if your QB is Kyle "Pro Bowl" Orton making the playoffs is like winning the SB.

I'd be happy, too.

Welcome to being the 90s Chiefs. Enjoy.

I realize you need to do whatever you can to help remove the sting... the 90s Chiefs? Hell, I would imagine there are more than a few around here that long for those days.

[Sure-Oz]

Jason Whitlock loves Kyle Orton, he tweeted about how confident he is throwing the ball

New man crush?

[Dartgod]

I realize you need to do whatever you can to help remove the sting... the 90s Chiefs? Hell, I would imagine there are more than a few around here that long for those days.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kDoyvibiZag/SUFxn-InDnI/AAAAAAAACnk/5J_9ofvKP0I/s320/horshack.jpeg

[vailpass]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kDoyvibiZag/SUFxn-InDnI/AAAAAAAACnk/5J_9ofvKP0I/s320/horshack.jpeg

ROFL Awesome Horshack pull! Well done.

[Taco John]

You guys would love Orton for all the same reasons that you loved Trent Green if he were playing in KC.

[Hammock Parties]

You guys would love Orton for all the same reasons that you loved Trent Green if he were playing in KC.

Oh, whatever. Call me when Orton is running the top-ranked offense.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Jason Whitlock loves Kyle "Pro Bowl" Orton, he tweeted about how confident he is throwing the ball

New man crush?



Kyle Orton is a totally different QB. I'm actually impressed. Denver can win in the playoffs with this guy.



It ain't the competition. It's Orton's confidence in throwing the ball. I watch the Chiefs evry wk, i know how bad they are.

:)

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kDoyvibiZag/SUFxn-InDnI/AAAAAAAACnk/5J_9ofvKP0I/s320/horshack.jpeg

LMAO

[Taco John]

Oh, whatever. Call me when Orton is running the top-ranked offense.

Your offense wasn't top ranked because of anything special that Trent Green did. You guys had a stellar offensive line, and an even more stellar runningback. Trent Green played the same role as Orton: take care of the ball, and provide leadership.

I don't expect you to see this though. You are a guy who was high on Herm Edwards and Larry Johnson.

[Hammock Parties]

Your offense wasn't top ranked because of anything special that Trent Green did. You guys had a stellar offensive line, and an even more stellar runningback. Trent Green played the same role as Orton: take care of the ball, and provide leadership.

Orton will never hit 4,000 passing yards, let alone 27 touchdowns. Green did.

The Broncos have gobs of offensive talent around Orton. Better receivers than Green had, for sure. One of the league's best offensive lines and two very, very capable running backs.

They're not gonna be #1 on offense anytime soon with neckbeard, and you know it.

[Bane]

Orton will never hit 4,000 passing yards, let alone 27 touchdowns. Green did.

The Broncos have gobs of offensive talent around Orton. Better receivers than Green had, for sure. One of the league's best offensive lines and two very, very capable running backs.

They're not gonna be #1 on offense anytime soon with neckbeard, and you know it.

Neckbeard......ROFL
He does look like a but pirate.Maybe thats why McDickhole likes spanking him so much.

[Taco John]

Orton will never hit 4,000 passing yards, let alone 27 touchdowns. Green did.

4,000 passing yards in the modern NFL? Big deal. So what? I don't care what stats Orton does or doesn't put up. I'm interested in winning playoff games. How many of those did Trent Green win?

[Dartgod]

4,000 passing yards in the modern NFL? Big deal. So what? I don't care what stats Orton does or doesn't put up. I'm interested in winning playoff games. How many of those did Trent Green win?
If you're going to go there, you know damn well that if we had a defense as cabable as what the Broncos have now, he'd have had at least one in 2003.

[Bane]

At best Orton is the 2nd coming of Jim Miller.King of the DLG QB's...

[Hammock Parties]

4,000 passing yards in the modern NFL? Big deal. So what? I don't care what stats Orton does or doesn't put up. I'm interested in winning playoff games. How many of those did Trent Green win?

Give Green a defense like Orton has and he'd win a shit ton.

[Mile High Mania]

Orton will never hit 4,000 passing yards, let alone 27 touchdowns. Green did.

The Broncos have gobs of offensive talent around Orton. Better receivers than Green had, for sure. One of the league's best offensive lines and two very, very capable running backs.

They're not gonna be #1 on offense anytime soon with neckbeard, and you know it.

Well, it did take Green some time to get there in KC.

2001 - Year 1 of Green in KC, he had 17 TDs and 24 INTs
The team was 6-10 and pretty mediocre.
2002 - Green made the surge to almost 4k yards with 26 TDs and 13 INTs
The team was 8-8.

In 2002, Holmes broke out and went on a roll for a few years.. he had 2k plus combined yards in 2002 and accounted for 24 TDs.

If Denver were to support Orton with that type of ground protection, you could see a nice surge in Orton's numbers.

But, again... we had crazy QB stats with Cutler last year and Jay's team never had more than 8 wins at the end of 16 games.

Orton is on track to finish 2009 with about 3,500 passing yards - 18 TDs and 8-9 INTs. Stellar? No... good enough for the team to win 10 or maybe 11 games? Yes.

The offense is trending up, the ground game is getting consistently better and while Orton isn't flashy... the team is better off. They can certainly build on this in 2010.

Aside from the 2007 season, he's putting up Ben Roethlisberger type production... is he Big Ben? No, but the team is winning and I think his production is fine.

It's great to have a QB that can put up crazy stats... but, those QBs and those teams don't always win the title.

[Hammock Parties]

It's great to have a QB that can put up crazy stats... but, those QBs and those teams don't always win the title.

Yup....the QBs like Orton do! ROFL :rolleyes:

[Mile High Mania]

Give Green a defense like Orton has and he'd win a shit ton.

ROFL We can both play that one... let's see what type of production Moreno can put up in year 2 with this offense. Green was far from doing it on his own... take away Priest from those KC teams and Green is nothing special.

[Hammock Parties]

ROFL We can both play that one... let's see what type of production Moreno can put up in year 2 with this offense. Green was far from doing it on his own... take away Priest from those KC teams and Green is nothing special.

You do realize of course that Green had his best season in 04, when Priest missed half the year?

Hell, the Chiefs were a pass-first team when they went 13-3. Look it up.

Orton is no Green. He'll need to be replaced before the Broncos ever come close to winning a playoff game.

[Mile High Mania]

Yup....the QBs like Orton do! ROFL :rolleyes:

Look at the stats (yardage and wins) between Orton and Big Ben during his career... Ben has had the one spectacular stat season, every other season has been very much in line with what Orton is doing now.

It's more than just the QB ... one day, you'll learn this and accept it. Give a good QB the weapons, a nice ground game and a sound defense, and you're winning more often than not.

[Garcia Bronco]

Keys to your crib

[Slainte]

Keys to your crib

LMAO

[Mile High Mania]

You do realize of course that Green had his best season in 04, when Priest missed half the year?

Hell, the Chiefs were a pass-first team when they went 13-3. Look it up.

Orton is no Green. He'll need to be replaced before the Broncos ever come close to winning a playoff game.

Again, look at Priest Holmes... 1400 rushing yards, 27 rushing TDs... 74 receptions for 690 yards. I looked it up and it was all about Priest, my confused little friend.

Define "close to winning a playoff game".

[kcfanXIII]

mods might as well change the name of this thread to "donkey gloating thread." i'll be the first to admit i doubted the donkos this year. i was wrong. now can all you dungver homers just get the fuck out of here and let us lick our wounds? just harrass gochiefs via pm or something.

[Mile High Mania]

mods might as well change the name of this thread to "donkey gloating thread." i'll be the first to admit i doubted the donkos this year. i was wrong. now can all you dungver homers just get the **** out of here and let us lick our wounds? just harrass gochiefs via pm or something.

ROFL You know, if you just rid the site of the guy... these threads wouldn't pop up.

[Hammock Parties]

Again, look at Priest Holmes... 1400 rushing yards, 27 rushing TDs... 74 receptions for 690 yards. I looked it up and it was all about Priest, my confused little friend.

You are not very bright.

The 2003 Chiefs were 2nd in the league in passing offense and 15th in rushing.

Pass-first offense.


Define "close to winning a playoff game".

Losing by 7 points instead of getting your ass handed to you....

[Hammock Parties]

Look at the stats (yardage and wins) between Orton and Big Ben during his career... Ben has had the one spectacular stat season, every other season has been very much in line with what Orton is doing now.

It's more than just the QB ... one day, you'll learn this and accept it. Give a good QB the weapons, a nice ground game and a sound defense, and you're winning more often than not.

Orton is never going to sniff a Super Bowl.

Have you convinced yourself otherwise? ROFL

[vailpass]

Orton is never going to sniff a Super Bowl.

Have you convinced yourself otherwise? ROFL

What the hell would a Kansas City Chief fan under the age of 90 know about the Super Bowl?

[BY1401]

Orton is never going to sniff a Super Bowl.

Have you convinced yourself otherwise? ROFL

Wasn't he with the Bears in 2006?

[Hammock Parties]

Wasn't he with the Bears in 2006?

On the bench. :rolleyes:

[vailpass]

On the bench. :rolleyes:

Pretty sure he could sniff the super bowl from there. Having never been close to a SB I can see where that fact would escape you.

[kcfanXIII]

ROFL You know, if you just rid the site of the guy... these threads wouldn't pop up.

you guys want him at the mange? i think he posts over there quite a bit. although i doubt he's been over there at all since the game yesterday. crow is not his favorite dish.

[Hammock Parties]

you guys want him at the mange? i think he posts over there quite a bit. although i doubt he's been over there at all since the game yesterday. crow is not his favorite dish.

I had no crow to eat. I predicted the Broncos would beat the Chiefs.

I went over there to troll about Kyle Orton though. :evil:

[HemiEd]

What the hell would a Kansas City Chief fan under the age of 90 know about the Super Bowl?

Hey there!:cuss:

[HemiEd]

Pretty sure he could sniff the super bowl from there. Having never been close to a SB I can see where that fact would escape you.

It is so funny to listen to you Bronco fans, then live around all these Bear fans. The term, "the grass is always greener" comes to mind. They are so thrilled Orton is gone, and they now have their "franchise QB." ROFL

They have been getting just a little irritated at me recently, when I ask them how they like the QBOTF now. :D

[Mile High Mania]

You are not very bright.

The 2003 Chiefs were 2nd in the league in passing offense and 15th in rushing.

Pass-first offense.



Losing by 7 points instead of getting your ass handed to you....

Right, KC was great and Holmes became who he was because of Green... not the other way around.

[Mile High Mania]

It is so funny to listen to you Bronco fans, then live around all these Bear fans. The term, "the grass is always greener" comes to mind. They are so thrilled Orton is gone, and they now have their "franchise QB." ROFL

They have been getting just a little irritated at me recently, when I ask them how they like the QBOTF now. :D

Yeah, it's funny... and no, Orton is not my ideal QB, but he does have talent. People like GC want to paint the picture that it's impossible to win consistently and get to a SB with someone like Orton.

It's more than the QB... he just hasn't grasped that idea yet.

[BY1401]

Is this the thread where I get to post "Go Colts"?

[Hammock Parties]

Right, KC was great and Holmes became who he was because of Green... not the other way around.

Why do you insist on spouting bullshit?

I've proven you wrong so just STFU.

Green > Orton

No contest.

[Hammock Parties]

Is this the thread where I get to post "Go Colts"?

Yes.

[BY1401]

Yes.

Sweet.

Go Colts.

[Hammock Parties]

Aw, dem Donkies...they went and saved the best for last this year!


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[DumbHillbillies]

Aw, dem Donkies...they went and saved the best for last this year!



http://i50.tinypic.com/9fmoef.jpg

LMAOLMAOLMAO

[Hammock Parties]

http://i50.tinypic.com/9fmoef.jpg (http://i50.tinypic.com/9fmoef.jpg)

That's the reality. This team is 2-6 in their last 8. THey suck. Josh McDaniels is a terrible coach. He has no business running a NFL football team. They can't score. They can't block. They can't force turnovers, particularly when they need them. They don't play hard.

This team sucks
Sucks
sucks
sucks
suckls


Sometimes I wish I werent addicted to this team. Id quit ****in watching em right now. Im ready to ground my kids, kick the dog, and cancel christmas.

What a ****ing pathetic display of bull****.

Eat my a** Orton. Thanks for ruining Christmas ****stick



NFL is rigged...

[Simply Red]

http://i50.tinypic.com/9fmoef.jpg (http://i50.tinypic.com/9fmoef.jpg)

spdirty is fucking awesome!

[Hammock Parties]

They are really jumping off the rocky mountains...



Home to KC-LOSS v--KC's superbowl to keep us out of the playoffs. Cassel has Bowe now and Charles is running three times as efficiently as Moreno. All hail McGenius!

[Simply Red]

They are really jumping off the rocky mountains...

his post was fun to read, I feel refreshed, as if i'd just gargled w/ Scope, Thanks Broncos.

[ClevelandBronco]

That's the reality. This team is 2-6 in their last 8...

Great. They're the Cleveland Browns.

[Bane]

Did Oakland beat the dickholes? Damn.SB run to wild card fukks,to watchn at home.Bwaaaa haaaaa haaaaa.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

They are really jumping off the rocky mountains...

And suddenly, as if by magic, RoR's day got a little brighter.

[kstater]

LMAO

Denver got beat at home by Charlie Frye and Jamarcus Russell.

[Bane]

LMAO

Denver got beat at home by Charlie Frye and Jamarcus Russell.

Bump!

[StcChief]

Got to love it....We Won the survivor pool when 3 others in picked Denver ... $581..

.Merry Christmas thanks for blowing it Donxs.

[Slainte]

So sorry, but I needed something to make myself feel better...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Paging Knowmo. Knowmo please report to the anal raping thread immediately.

[CaliforniaChief]

Paging Knowmo. Knowmo please report to the anal raping thread immediately.

ROFL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Paging Knowmo. Knowmo please report to the anal raping thread immediately.


ROFL He had to stop at the Walgreens for some KY.

[Mile High Mania]

Some of those guys are better at over-reacting than some of you... as it stands, the Broncos have done better than most had projected. Yes, losing to the Skins and Raiders (esp OAK in DEN) is painful, but they have nice wins as well.

Two games left and they're ahead of the six 7-7 teams for that #6 seed. Anything can happen, but I like their chances a lot about moving forward. Also, Denver has a 3-3 record against the other projected playoff teams and if things stay like they are today... they'd meet NE and then Indy. Denver could beat NE again, even at NE... Indy, well let's not get too crazy.

Two big games remain... lots can happen.

[Bane]

:thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

:thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:

ROFLROFLROFL:clap::clap::clap:

[Hammock Parties]

Get in on this shit.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2804437#post2804437

[Brock]

Two big games remain... lots can happen.

:LOL: Lots did happen.

[Hammock Parties]

The offense is trending up,

Yeah, not so much.

[DrRyan]

Get in on this shit.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2804437#post2804437

The NFL postseason has the Denver Broncos on its ignore list.

LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ALL WE'RE TRYING TO DO IS WIN A MOTHERFUCKING GAME!!!!

[thecoffeeguy]

Get in on this shit.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2804437#post2804437

can someone summarize for me?

I am getting blocked at work. This site is associated with malware/virus. :thumb: ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Pass the blunt.

I'm actually not overly concerned about replacing Marshall's production. 101 catches for 1120yards and 10 TDs.

Let's say that Eddie merely returns to his rookie form and goes for 91 catches and 980 yards and 5 TDs. That replaces over half of BMs production above what Eddie did last year. Not far fetched to me, and I can see him producing even better numbers than he did as a rookie if he's featured in the Welker role.

I can see Gaffney catching an extra 15-20 balls for an extra 200-300 yards, and 3 more TDs. Between those 2 things we've replaced over 80% of BMs production.

Add in Arrelious Benn who catches 35 balls for 450 yards and 3 TDs, and the passing game hasn't fallen off at all.

You've removed the pressure on Orton to feed the beast, and you've taken away another "me first" guy. All that adds up to better football team, in my eyes.

[beach tribe]

Pass the blunt.

W
T
F

Are all Broncos fans like this?

Besides MMM

[vailpass]

Pass the blunt.

BMarsh is a #1 WR and hard to replace, no doubt. Still, I don't see anyone else's WR in the West as being ahead of Denver's.

[Sure-Oz]

Pass the blunt.

LMAO that post is awesome

[beach tribe]

BMarsh is a #1 WR and hard to replace, no doubt. Still, I don't see anyone else's WR in the West as being ahead of Denver's.

A bunch of #2 recievers are better than the Chargers guys?

Like I asked, are you all this way?

[Hammock Parties]

BMarsh is a #1 WR and hard to replace, no doubt. Still, I don't see anyone else's WR in the West as being ahead of Denver's.

Dwayne Bowe, Chris Chambers

Vincent Jackson, Malcom Floyd

Eddie Royal, Jabar Gaffney

One of these things is not like the other.

[vailpass]

Dwayne Bowe, Chris Chambers

Vincent Jackson, Malcom Floyd

Eddie Royal, Jabar Gaffney

One of these things is not like the other.

Dwayne Bowe? Chris Chambers?ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Dwayne Bowe? Chris Chambers?ROFL

They've both had 1,000 yard seasons.

Can anyone in Denver say that?

[beach tribe]

They've both had 1,000 yard seasons.

Can anyone in Denver say that?

Beat me to it.

Chiefs WRs>Donkey WRs

[beach tribe]

LMAO. Jabar Gaffney.

[vailpass]

They've both had 1,000 yard seasons.

Can anyone in Denver say that?

I hope the KC coaching staff thinks Dwayne stone hands slow bus Bowe is a #1WR and stands pat in that area.
I doubt they will.

Oh sure Chris Chambers has had one 1000 yard season. One. In 2005. 3 teams ago with the Miami Dolphins.

Stat geek + no hands-on knowledge = outside looking in.

[Hammock Parties]

I hope the KC coaching staff thinks Dwayne stone hands slow bus Bowe is a #1WR and stands pat in that area.
I doubt they will.

Oh sure Chris Chambers has had one 1000 yard season. One. In 2005. 3 teams ago with the Miami Dolphins.

Stat geek + no hands-on knowledge = outside looking in.

You're avoiding the question.

In what way are the wide receivers in Denver remotely comparable to Dwayne Bowe and Chris Chambers?

[vailpass]

You're avoiding the question.

In what way are the wide receivers in Denver remotely comparable to Dwayne Bowe and Chris Chambers?

They are not, that is my point. And no, I'm not avoiding the question I'm pointing out that you are a liar using stats to try and pass off a story that does not exist.
Once a ball boy always a ball boy.

[Hammock Parties]

They are not, that is my point. And no, I'm not avoiding the question I'm pointing out that you are a liar using stats to try and pass off a story that does not exist.
Once a ball boy always a ball boy.

I haven't lied about anything.

Dwayne Bowe and Chris Chambers are capable of 1,000-yard seasons. They are threats in one way or another. Chambers is a deep threat, Bowe is a red-zone threat. Neither are elite, but defensive coordinators have to respect their ability.

The Broncos have no threats at wide receiver. Teams are going to crowd the line of scrimmage with impunity. In tandem with Orton, the league is laughing at your passing arsenal.

[Sure-Oz]

Eddie Royal put up huge #'s last year

[dirk digler]

Hell the Raiders probably have a better set of WR's now than the Donkeys :D

[Sofa King]

Hell the Raiders probably have a better set of WR's now than the Donkeys :D

:shake:


thats not even funny as a joke.... the raiders suck THAT bad....

[notorious]

If only the Broncos were guaranteed to play against atrocious pass defenses 6 times a year...


Oh wait.

[Hammock Parties]

LOL



Our passing game will be fine this year because our running game should be significantly better. Gaffney and Royal are certainly capable of achieving those numbers with a legitimate running game.

[-King-]

They are not, that is my point. And no, I'm not avoiding the question I'm pointing out that you are a liar using stats to try and pass off a story that does not exist.
Once a ball boy always a ball boy.

Chris Chambers 7,000 career yards >>> Jabar Gaffney's 3000 career yards*


*Chambers has 1 more year than Gaffney...but somehow I doubt think Gaffney will get 4000 yards this season :D

Jabar Gaffney has also played with a hall of fame QB while Chambers has played with Jay Fiedler, Harrington, and Gus fucking Frerotte.

Dwayne Bowe > Royal for obvious reasons.

[BigCatDaddy]

I would take Royal or Gaffney in a heart beat.... as our #3 receiver.

[lostcause]

W
T
F

Are all Broncos fans like this?

Besides MMM

Well, yes. I mean look at these guys. On this website, I have been led to believe by the collective donkey fan mass that by trading away Cutler and then Brandon Marshall in consecutive seasons that their team is somehow better. I mean really, i think they actually try to believe this shit. I really think they do.

[vailpass]

Do you guys really believe Dwayne Bowe is a #1 NFL WR or are you excercising your rights as homers on a Chiefs board?

[Hammock Parties]

Do you guys really believe Dwayne Bowe is a #1 NFL WR or are you excercising your rights as homers on a Chiefs board?

Few people around here believe that.

But he's a damn sight better than anyone in Denver.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Do you guys really believe Dwayne Bowe is a #1 NFL WR or are you excercising your rights as homers on a Chiefs board?

Not at all. But name me the Donkey receiver that is better than him...obviously excluding Marshall, who actually IS a number 1 WR...

[vailpass]

Few people around here believe that.

But he's a damn sight better than anyone in Denver.

Got it Junior. Shouldn't you be planning your next nerdfest fan convention movie geekathon thing?

[beach tribe]

Got Junior. shouldn't you be planning your next nerdfest fan convention movie geekathon thing?

Try to change the subject away from your completely ridiculous statements much?

[vailpass]

Not at all. But name me the Donkey receiver that is better than him...obviously excluding Marshall, who actually IS a number 1 WR...

My statement was that I don't believe any WR corp in the West is any better than Denver's, and I still think that. The only way to verify that statement, of course, will be to assess at the end of the upcoming season.

I would rather have Eddie Royal on my team than Dwayne Bowe. IMHO Bowe's receiving contributions can be matched by a good TE who would also contribute more to the blocking scheme than Bowe.
From my view Bowe is both slow and has unsure hands, the worst of both worlds.

[vailpass]

Try to change the subject away from your completely ridiculous statements much?

I was talking to Go Chiefs, not you. Name one ridiculous statement I made.

[Hammock Parties]

I would rather have Eddie Royal on my team than Dwayne Bowe.

I'm saving this post.

[thecoffeeguy]

Dwayne Bowe, Chris Chambers

Vincent Jackson, Malcom Floyd

Eddie Royal, Jabar Gaffney

One of these things is not like the other.

You could even call Gates a WR with how often he lines up at WR.

[vailpass]

I'm saving this post.

Save the whole thing doughboy, the details are key. Bring it up at the end of the upcoming season.

I would rather have Eddie Royal on my team than Dwayne Bowe. IMHO Bowe's receiving contributions can be matched by a good TE who would also contribute more to the blocking scheme than Bowe.
From my view Bowe is both slow and has unsure hands, the worst of both worlds.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'm saving this post.

FailAss is ALWAYS good for the FAIL at the end of the season. He's like the atomic clock of FAIL. Which ironically enough is in Colorado...

[vailpass]

RoR and GoChiefs, bringing pride to Kansas City Chief nation. A pair to be proud of and the envy of any fanbase.

[Hammock Parties]

RoR and GoChiefs, bringing pride to Kansas City Chief nation. A pair to be proud of and the envy of any fanbase.

Why do you think Eddie Royal's numbers so sharply declined last year?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

RoR and GoChiefs, bringing pride to Kansas City Chief nation. A pair to be proud of and the envy of any fanbase.

And don't you forget it, bitch.

http://www.sewonpatches.co.uk/acatalog/ironon_rockybalboa.jpg

[vailpass]

Why do you think Eddie Royal's numbers so sharply declined last year?

He was taking football advice from you?

[Hammock Parties]

He was taking football advice from you?

And that's why you're regarded as a douchebag with little to add around here.

[vailpass]

And that's why you're regarded as a douchebag with little to add around here.

Yeah, you'd think they would have banned me a few times by now. I guess they reserve that treatment for only the very largest most obnoxious douchebags.
Oh, wait a minute.....

[Mecca]

It's probably not a good trade when you have to take 1 if not 2 WR's with your draft picks.

[Hammock Parties]

Yeah, you'd think they would have banned me a few times right now. I guess they reserve that treatment for only the very largest most obnoxious douchebags.
Oh, wait a minute.....

Shit, I wish I was as popular as you.

[vailpass]

It's probably not a good trade when you have to take 1 if not 2 WR's with your draft picks.

BMarsh is a stud WR who is not replaced easily or soon.

Truth is though he was unhappy with the coach, scared to live in Denver (the gang that killed DW had already murdered one witness) and it was no longer the dream match up it was when Shanny and Cutler were in town.
I'm bummed but accepting.

Hopefully Denver can hit on another #1 and avoid Dez Troublemaker.

[BigRock]

Teams are going to crowd the line of scrimmage with impunity.

Do they even need to? Slowshon isn't exactly striking fear into the hearts of men.

If memory serves, you have to go back almost 20 years to find the last time an RB was taken in the first 12 picks, started at least half the season, and didn't have a single 100 yard rushing game all year. And the last guy to do it was, of course, a huge bust.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Chris Chambers 7,000 career yards >>> Jabar Gaffney's 3000 career yards*


*Chambers has 1 more year than Gaffney...but somehow I doubt think Gaffney will get 4000 yards this season :D

Jabar Gaffney has also played with a hall of fame QB while Chambers has played with Jay Fiedler, Harrington, Gus Frerotte and Matt Fucking Cassel.

Dwayne Bowe > Royal for obvious reasons.

Addendum to your post. :)

[Hammock Parties]

welp

I think the offense is going to be far superior to last year.

[Hammock Parties]

grieving members are now sending me PMs

get bold dood . I am close to thinking we don't win a game .

[Chiefs=Champions]

this thread is full of win and fail.

Are vailpass and knowmo the same person? Im betting they are...

[Hammock Parties]

This well ain't dry.

I am very curious how our offense is going to look this year. It should on paper be worse but I kind of think it will get better - especially if we get some interior linemen.

[Hammock Parties]

The Mane is full of joy.

Denver just drafted the first virgin in NFL history

Bowlen is gonna sell a ton of jersey to church youth groups.

I haven't felt like this since Tommy Maddox and Tebow will have as much effect on the Broncos.

Tommy Maddox wasn't talented enough to play TE.

How is being patient with one pick "throwing away three years" Ask Charger fans if they are ok with Philip Rivers. Ask Titans fans if they were ok with McNair. He's more of a project, so you should give him some time. Unlike Rivers and McNair, Tebow is useful in gadget and goal line situations right away.

Personally, I can't wait for the eventual Tebow versus Rivers games. I have never met two QBs that are as similar as those two in their personality and how they behave.



Here's a question I'm curious about: how many short yardage TDs (rushing and passing) does Tebow need to score next season in order to justify the pick?

you think we JUST NOW became the laughingstock of the NFL?

haha, okay.


All I know is for the first time in my life I had my Lions fan buddy, Browns fan buddy, and several of my Raider fan buddy's calling and laughing all at once.

God I love this.. we get rid of players like Cutler, Brandon, and Scheffler and bring in Alphonso Smith, Tim Tebow, Orton, and Quinn... It's kinda hard to like our direction unless you were serious orange colored glasses and drank the orange punch.

*** this guy and *** bowlen for hiring him. I want my refund and Shanny back again..

This kid is no better than Orton or Quinn I don't get it

Really? Tebow is considered by some to be the best football player in the history of college football...ever. I don't think that Orton or Quinn are in that league.

[BWillie]

I wouldn't consider Tim Tebow to have weak arm compared to McCoy and Bradford at all. He just has a slow and bad release.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO

http://orangemane.com/BB/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=3215

[Buck]

This is my favorite thread there.

http://orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=91032

[Mr. Flopnuts]

This is my favorite thread there.

http://orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=91032

LMAO The last post on that thread right now is a GoChiefs' classic.

[Rausch]

DENIED.

Been a member there since Taco opened the joint...

[Buck]

LMAO The last post on that thread right now is a GoChiefs' classic.

He's the information minister. Lolz.

[Hammock Parties]

I made that back in....2005? Damn, that gets around.

[Rausch]

DENIED.

Been a member there since Taco opened the joint...

And now in.

Wow.

I like it better here...

[Hammock Parties]

Goodnight everybody.

tebow brings a competitor we havent had since elway. he is going to play to win with every ounce of his existence.

[Hammock Parties]

hahahahahaha

One of Sexton's associates, Jim Denton, hugged Tebow and then turned to a reporter and said of the Broncos: "They're one of the most honest teams in the league.

[FAX]

tebow brings a competitor we havent had since elway. he is going to play to win with every ounce of his existence.

You know, they say that an existence weighs about 21 grams which is how much people instantly lose when they die. If so, Tebow is going to play to win with about 21 grams which doesn't seem like a whole heck of a lot of existence squashed under a 300 pound defensive tackle.

FAX

[Hammock Parties]

So proud...

Tebow is going to make people sorry. Reporters, Broncos fans, whoever. Never doubt someone that won't take failing as a option. Tebow will not let himself be a bust. I'm so proud he is a Broncos.

[JOhn]

One of Sexton's associates, Jim Denton, hugged Tebow and then turned to a reporter and said of the Broncos: "They're one of the most honest teams in the league.

:spock:

That's got to be one of the stupidest comments I've heard in ages.

[Coach]

Taco got some serious explaining to do....

This is a screen shot of what happened when I tried to access Orangemane to get their general feeling of Tim Tebow....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/Smack/Ruhro.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

You're using McAfee...there's your first problem.

[FAX]

It's a trick, Mr. Coach. Virtual PAM.

FAX

[Coach]

You're using McAfee...there's your first problem.

Better than Norton that was telling my wife that her anti-virus renewal date was in 12/30/1899.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/untitled-1.jpg

And in case some CP don't want to go to page 16 to see it, here's what I was talking about.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/Smack/Ruhro.jpg

[Mecca]

Damn see that's why I use avast.

[Chiefs=Champions]

So proud...

RRRROOOOOF ROFL

[Quesadilla Joe]

Bill Parcells’ four rules for drafting a quarterback

1. He must be a senior, because you need time and maturity to develop into a good professional quarterback. (check
2. He must be a graduate, because you want someone who takes his responsibilities seriously. (check)
3. He must be a three-year starter, because you need to make sure his success wasn’t ephemeral and that he has lived as “the guy” for some period of time. (check
4. He must have at least 23 wins, because the big passing numbers must come in the context of winning games. (check)

Blatant Homerism also notes that, of the seven quarterbacks to win a Super Bowl in the 2000s, five — Drew Brees, Ben Roethlisberger, Eli Manning, Peyton Manning and Trent Dilfer — met all four requirements when drafted.

http://smartfootball.com/quarterbacking/bill-parcells-four-rules-for-drafting-a-quarterback

[Hammock Parties]

Close enough.

http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard

Yes! We got Tebow!! Looks like I got myself a TE to replace Scheffler. Plus he'll bring in so much southern bell cooch it's redonkulous!Wait a second..... Tebow thinks he can play QB?? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Bring it on fuckface!!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Bill Parcells’ four rules for drafting a quarterback

1. He must be a senior, because you need time and maturity to develop into a good professional quarterback. (check
2. He must be a graduate, because you want someone who takes his responsibilities seriously. (check)
3. He must be a three-year starter, because you need to make sure his success wasn’t ephemeral and that he has lived as “the guy” for some period of time. (check
4. He must have at least 23 wins, because the big passing numbers must come in the context of winning games. (check)

Blatant Homerism also notes that, of the seven quarterbacks to win a Super Bowl in the 2000s, five — Drew Brees, Ben Roethlisberger, Eli Manning, Peyton Manning and Trent Dilfer — met all four requirements when drafted.

http://smartfootball.com/quarterbacking/bill-parcells-four-rules-for-drafting-a-quarterback

BWU-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

YOU ACTUALLY DRAFTED THAT PIECE OF SHIT?!?!?!!?

OH FUCK ME I LOVE MCFIST-ME WITH ALL MY HEART!!!!!ROFLROFLROFL

[vailpass]

BWU-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

YOU ACTUALLY DRAFTED THAT PIECE OF SHIT?!?!?!!?

OH **** ME I LOVE MCFIST-ME WITH ALL MY HEART!!!!!ROFLROFLROFL

Man I'm glad you are a chiefs fan. When I was taking your mom to the abortion clinic the other day I asked her why she let you live. Seems you just dropped out, she wasn't expecting you.

[swayy07]

Man I'm glad you are a chiefs fan. When I was taking your mom to the abortion clinic the other day I asked her why she let you live. Seems you just dropped out, she wasn't expecting you.

BRAVO! :clap: lol such an awsome line. i can only picture you as a 15 year old nerdy kid yankin it to gay porn and casually trolling on here

[vailpass]

BRAVO! :clap: i can only yank it to gay porn and casually troll on here

n00b says what?

[Time's Yours]

Man I'm glad you are a chiefs fan. When I was taking your mom to the abortion clinic the other day I asked her why she let you live. Seems you just dropped out, she wasn't expecting you.

Dude, I can't stand ROR either, but that joke was lame as shit. Think before you post.