The Prostitute Thread.

[teedubya]

Single friend hasn't been laid since 2006. Hooker. Yes or No?

[CHENZ A!]

Is going to a rub and tug considered buying a hooker? also if you are in a foreign country and the stripper is really hot does that really count?

[Rain Man]

I love hooker threads.
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[CHENZ A!]

BTW if your buddy is ugly and/or a big dork with bad personal hygiene or any combo of the lot then tell him to get a hooker. It will make him a happier person. If only for a little bit.

[Lonewolf Ed]

For some, getting laid once in 4 years is a long time. For others, it's a dramatic increase.


:deevee:

[LaChapelle]

Renting is better
9 out of 10 politicians

[NewChief]

BTW if your buddy is ugly and/or a big dork with bad personal hygiene or any combo of the lot then tell him to get a hooker. It will make him a happier person. If only for a little bit.

This. If the guy is hopeless, get a hooker. If the guy just needs coaching, then tell him the inspiring story of a boy named GoChief.

[Mr. Laz]

no thanks, every hooker i've seen has been nasty as hell.


in my experience ... it's hollywood bullshit that hookers look like Jessica Alba.

[Bane]

Sure,just shop wisely.

[Chiefs Rool]

as long as they aren't from wichita or craigslist

[cardken]

no thanks, every hooker i've seen has been nasty as hell.


in my experience ... it's hollywood bullshit that hookers look like Jessica Alba.

that maybe so about Hollywood, but in TJ they look like Selma Hayek.

[teedubya]

He said "A wife hypothetically costs you hundreds of thousands of dollars... then you get kids... more hundreds of thousands. Why not just spend some companionship with a hooker for $200?"

If you get a wife and a couple kids... that is gonna cost you about $600,000 or more during the next few years.

But if you were to a get one hooker a week at like $150 an hour...

You could get one hooker a week for 52 weeks for 76 years. 3952 different women, instead of the same one every night.

[KCUnited]

Single friend told me the $150 rate in KC is regrettable.

[BWillie]

He said "A wife hypothetically costs you hundreds of thousands of dollars... then you get kids... more hundreds of thousands. Why not just spend some companionship with a hooker for $200?"

If you get a wife and a couple kids... that is gonna cost you about $600,000 or more during the next few years.

But if you were to a get one hooker a week at like $150 an hour...

You could get one hooker a week for 52 weeks for 76 years. 3952 different women, instead of the same one every night.

ahahha...yeah me and some other dbags in college came up with some cost benefit analysis for our economics class. Hookers came out way on top.

[BWillie]

As Bon Jovi would say.........Hookers....Wanted!!!....DEAD OR ALIVE!!!

[teedubya]

ahahha...yeah me and some other dbags in college came up with some cost benefit analysis for our economics class. Hookers came out way on top.

Do you still have that data? I think it would make great comedy.

[Bugeater]

Uh...never. I don't care how much more economical they are.

[Hammock Parties]

Is he attractive?

Also, in before the first GoChiefs joke.

[-King-]

Is he attractive?

Also, in before the first GoChiefs joke.

Too late.

[Hammock Parties]

Too late.

That wasn't a joke. It's really a heartwarming story.

Bless that cougar.

[boogblaster]

maybe .. if you knew a clean one that was cheap .......

[Marcellus]

If went 4 months I would have to think about a prostitute. 4 years?

[BigMeatballDave]

I've never bought a Hooker, and have no desire to. However, If I had the money I'd love to make a trip out to the Bunny Ranch.

[luv]

He said "A wife hypothetically costs you hundreds of thousands of dollars... then you get kids... more hundreds of thousands. Why not just spend some companionship with a hooker for $200?"

If you get a wife and a couple kids... that is gonna cost you about $600,000 or more during the next few years.

But if you were to a get one hooker a week at like $150 an hour...

You could get one hooker a week for 52 weeks for 76 years. 3952 different women, instead of the same one every night.

I do believe the wife can bring income into the home as well, and marriage does not automatically equate to kids.

And no way you live that long with a different woman every week.

[Phobia]

I remember when I went 4 years without being laid once. It was tough but my Tonkas and G.I. Joes got me through.

[Norman Einstein]

Single friend hasn't been laid since 2006. Hooker. Yes or No?

If he is interested let him find his own experience. If get him a hooker and she has a std will you be responsible for all of his medical bills?

[RJ]

If I haven't been laid in 5 years that means I have way bigger problems than getting laid.

So, no.

[Ceej]

"A lot of people ask me, 'Kenny Powers, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument."

[blaise]

Do they have 24 hour Asian massage parlors in KC? They have them in Houston and they're basically brothels.





From what I've heard.

[BigMeatballDave]

And no way you live that long with a different woman every week.Maybe not, but it might be fun to try. :D

[Iowanian]

He might now want to go to a Union shop this time.....Pearl has had seniority since 1967.

[Phobia]

Do they have 24 hour Asian massage parlors in KC? They have them in Houston and they're basically brothels.





From what I've heard.

Lived in Houston 10 years. They're everywhere. Never been in one nor have I noticed one in KC.

[dilligaf]

How far away from Nevada does he live? Some of those girls are actually very attractive...or so I've heard...:rolleyes:

[blaise]

Really though, he needs to just go ask out like 10 girls until he gets a yes. Is he even trying?

[Coach]

Negative.

Check Craiglist.

[Iowanian]

Send him to Vegas and tell him he might avoid the eastern Europeans with the bruises and cough.


OR...don't push him, help him become more confident and meet a nice girl.

[teedubya]

If he is interested let him find his own experience. If get him a hooker and she has a std will you be responsible for all of his medical bills?

I didn't say I was gonna buy the dude a hooker. Just offering it as a suggestion.

Where might one find fresh quality hookers these days?

[Phobia]

I didn't say I was gonna buy the dude a hooker. Just offering it as a suggestion.

Where might one find fresh quality hookers these days?

I usually just run by my friend, Travis' house during the day and leave $10 on the night stand when I'm done.

[Iowanian]

Prove how good of a friend you really are to the guy.

If you care that much, follow one of those internet fads and tape him putting the clam hammer to your Mrs.

[teedubya]

Send him to Vegas and tell him he might avoid the eastern Europeans with the bruises and cough.


OR...don't push him, help him become more confident and meet a nice girl.

Heh. He has started doing some standup comedy, as well... and he is gaining confidence.

I just think I would have bought a hooker after 2 years with no pussy. lol.

I've never had to buy a hooker yet, but if you find a nice, clean, fresh one, let me know.

[teedubya]

I usually just run by my friend, Travis' house during the day and leave $10 on the night stand when I'm done.

Actually, don't feel special, there are always at least 6 ten dollars bills stacked up.

[Iowanian]

Sorry. I worked a better rate.

[HotRoute]

Nice clean and fresh ones ain't out there, if they're hookin they're usually at their last resort

[teedubya]

http://kc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/Disclaimer?category=4443

What percentage are cops, you have to wonder. lol

[Phobia]

Actually, don't feel special, there are always at least 6 ten dollars bills stacked up.

Yeah - sometimes I'm horny.

[RippedmyFlesh]

5 years?
Long before then I would have lost it.

He might be safer if he lowered his standards a bit rather than pay for play which today can be deadly.
But 5 years? I can't comprehend that. Long before 5 years hit I would either
A: Fly to vegas and get a legal one.
B: Kill myself
C: go to vegas get some and kill myself.
And make a movie about it starring Nicolas Cage.

[Iowanian]

and bring 7 friends(group discount)

[Stinger]

ahahha...yeah me and some other dbags in college came up with some cost benefit analysis for our economics class. Hookers came out way on top.

Does that cost extra??

[RippedmyFlesh]

and bring 7 friends(group discount)
So I wanted to post a link from a legal brothel about "group rates" but turned up empty. Apparently doesn't apply to them. But then I read this

How Do I Get There?

If you have a car, it’s easy to drive out to Pahrump, just take NV-160 west and follow the billboards (one brothel has even been known to offer a $50 gas card with the purchase of $300 worth of services). Vegas cabbies and limo drivers are also more than happy to make the drive, as they get a hefty cut of whatever you spend out there, and get to relax in a private lounge while they wait for you. Some brothels even advertise free limo service to their establishments. And if you really want to get there FAST, no matter the cost … you can charter a helicopter from Vegas to Pahrump, cutting the hour’s drive time to 20 minutes.




So if it had been 5 frickin years I get this ride


http://www.army-technology.com/projects/ka50/images/ka50_8.jpg

[teedubya]

I'm counting all of the maybes as yes, btw.

[RippedmyFlesh]

If they took casino cash you might be the happiest camper on CP.

[Hammock Parties]

This site seems to be legit.

http://www.eros-kansascity.com/sections/kansas_city_escorts.htm

Pamela is waiting for him

http://www.eros-kansascity.com/dynamic-images/190/190377/1554266fs.jpg

[Kyle DeLexus]

http://kc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/Disclaimer?category=4443

What percentage are cops, you have to wonder. lol

hahaha

DISCLAIMER: Donation is for time and companionship only. Anything that may occur is a matter of personal choice, and it is not contracted for, or compensated for in any matter. Any Donation made is for time spent only. I do reserve the right to decline appointments, as I deem necessary. By contacting me, you agree to all these terms and hereby agree that you are not part of any law enforcement agency using this advertisement for entrapment or for arrest. This is a contract you agree to by contacting me. Discretion is practiced in all matters of personal choice between two consenting adults. Any Donation exchanged is for legal adult personal companionship and is simply to compensate me for my time.

It's like the hookers that believe a cop has to answer yes if they ask "are you a cop?"

[Hammock Parties]

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[Hammock Parties]

If he's a boob man, CHESSIE (http://www.eros-kansascity.com/files/185387.htm) has him covered...but these tits are pricey $400 an hour.

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[Norman Einstein]

I didn't say I was gonna buy the dude a hooker. Just offering it as a suggestion.

Where might one find fresh quality hookers these days?

Olongapo, Phillipines

[Tylerthigpen!1!]

Eff that. More important things than getting laid.

[CrazyPhuD]

This one is easy...yes definitely buy him a hooker, just make sure it's a tranny hooker. Tell him if he doesn't find his own pussy you're going to keep sending him hookers.

[seclark]

i know a guy that claims he goes to st. louis for a weekend every few months and gets hookers. says it's cheaper than a steady woman.(which i don't think he's ever had)

all i can say is those poor bitches earn their money w/that nasty motherf@cker.
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[Donger]

I did a four year stretch back in the day, and I never contemplated hiring a prostitute.

[PunkinDrublic]

Nothing wrong with paying for it. I've done it when I was on vacation in Amsterdam, Costa Rica and Peru. Just as long as you use protection. I only pay for ones that are 9s and 10s. These are the types of hot chicks that if you met normally would be high maintenance as hell and would take forever before you got in there pants unless your a millionaire, rock star or really good looking dude. Tell your friend to take a vacation to Latin America. Guarantee you it will change his life.

[Inspector]

And don't forget to wear your raincoat!!

[Pitt Gorilla]

He said "A wife hypothetically costs you hundreds of thousands of dollars... then you get kids... more hundreds of thousands. Why not just spend some companionship with a hooker for $200?"

If you get a wife and a couple kids... that is gonna cost you about $600,000 or more during the next few years.

But if you were to a get one hooker a week at like $150 an hour...

You could get one hooker a week for 52 weeks for 76 years. 3952 different women, instead of the same one every night.AND with the hooker, you get sex!

[Rain Man]

Prostitutes try to hire me. It's all in how you play the game.

[Amnorix]

He said "A wife hypothetically costs you hundreds of thousands of dollars... then you get kids... more hundreds of thousands. Why not just spend some companionship with a hooker for $200?"

If you get a wife and a couple kids... that is gonna cost you about $600,000 or more during the next few years.

But if you were to a get one hooker a week at like $150 an hour...

You could get one hooker a week for 52 weeks for 76 years. 3952 different women, instead of the same one every night.

Well, look, you're not factoring in the price of inflation here. $150/hour this year becomes $160/hr. next year. By year 20 it's $500/hour.

Then factor in medical bills. "Doctor, what is wrong with my peepee?" costs. Then the medication -- that stuff ain't getting cheaper... Time lost from work can also be a cost. And if you die young from AIDS, you have really put a dent in your lifetime earning potential, though I suppose you could buy quite alot of insurance to cover some of the risk on that.

You're also ignoring the tax advantages of marriage. Hookers are not, last I knew, a deductible expense. I dont' foresee much chance of that changing anytime soon.




:D

[Amnorix]

Prostitutes try to hire me. It's all in how you play the game.


Are you doing statistical analysis of which street corner is most profitable for them to hang out at, or doing a poll of what clients want most, spandex or fishnets?


:D

[Amnorix]

My wife and I were discussing the other day how rich men have women from whom they get sex and in exchange put them up in apartments, pay some/all of their bills, buy them gifts, then ditch after a couple years. This is perfectly legal.

Those who aren't rich go to a streetcorner and get arrested if they get caught.

[teedubya]

Well, look, you're not factoring in the price of inflation here. $150/hour this year becomes $160/hr. next year. By year 20 it's $500/hour.

Then factor in medical bills. "Doctor, what is wrong with my peepee?" costs. Then the medication -- that stuff ain't getting cheaper... Time lost from work can also be a cost. And if you die young from AIDS, you have really put a dent in your lifetime earning potential, though I suppose you could buy quite alot of insurance to cover some of the risk on that.

You're also ignoring the tax advantages of marriage. Hookers are not, last I knew, a deductible expense. I dont' foresee much chance of that changing anytime soon.




:D

Very true. Hookers aren't a tax deduction. Damn. :cuss: :D

[Rain Man]

Are you doing statistical analysis of which street corner is most profitable for them to hang out at, or doing a poll of what clients want most, spandex or fishnets?


:D


Oh, yeah. That, too.

[MOhillbilly]

After they ran the hookers outta grant beach a month or so ago there has been a influx of street corner skanks. good lord they are gruesome.

[88TG88]

Prostitutes try to hire me. It's all in how you play the game.

lol, I remember that thread

[Frosty]

Where's the "Ewwww" option in the poll?

[Sofa King]

Where's the "Ewwww" option in the poll?

right next to the "acquire AIDS" option.

[PunkinDrublic]

Well, look, you're not factoring in the price of inflation here. $150/hour this year becomes $160/hr. next year. By year 20 it's $500/hour.

Then factor in medical bills. "Doctor, what is wrong with my peepee?" costs. Then the medication -- that stuff ain't getting cheaper... Time lost from work can also be a cost. And if you die young from AIDS, you have really put a dent in your lifetime earning potential, though I suppose you could buy quite alot of insurance to cover some of the risk on that.

You're also ignoring the tax advantages of marriage. Hookers are not, last I knew, a deductible expense. I dont' foresee much chance of that changing anytime soon.





:D


Hmm risk potential V.D as opposed to a wife that slowly sucks the will to live out of you. I'll take hookers thank you. I've never had a hooker ask me to take her to see eat pray love. Wives get older hookers stay the same age

[sedated]

Wives get older hookers stay the same age

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[Pioli Zombie]

If you shop wisely it can be quite rewarding. Remember, if you don't use it you will lose it.

[Simply Red]

Take him shopping for clothes.

[PunkinDrublic]

If you shop wisely it can be quite rewarding. Remember, if you don't use it you will lose it.

Even if you don't partake, overseas brothels are a blast to hang out in. I was at one in Costa Rica watching the NBA finals with this group that was there for a bachelor party trip. At one point one of the guys in the group complains "dammit can I watch the game for 5 minutes without a whore crawling all over me". I was like buddy if that's the worst part of your day life is good.

[Rain Man]

Even if you don't partake, overseas brothels are a blast to hang out in. I was at one in Costa Rica watching the NBA finals with this group that was there for a bachelor party trip. At one point one of the guys in the group complains "dammit can I watch the game for 5 minutes without a whore crawling all over me". I was like buddy if that's the worst part of your day life is good.

Just out of curiosity, do you get much diversity in a Costa Rican brothel, or are they all your basic Costa Rican model? Because I'm all about promoting diversity in the workplace.

[PunkinDrublic]

Just out of curiosity, do you get much diversity in a Costa Rican brothel, or are they all your basic Costa Rican model? Because I'm all about promoting diversity in the workplace.

If by diversity you mean women from all over Latin America then yes.

[Johnny Vegas]

maybe your friend who hasn't been laid in that long sucks dick at fucking pussy.

[teedubya]

The Economics Of Prostitution

Wife or whore?

The choice is that simple. At least according to economists Lena Edlund and Evelyn Korn, it is.

The two well-respected economists created a minor stir in academic circles a few years back when they published "A Theory of Prostitution" in the Journal of Political Economy. The paper was remarkable not only for being accepted by a major journal but also because it considered wives and whores as economic "goods" that can be substituted for each other. Men buy, women sell.

Economists have been equating money and marriage ever since Nobel Prize-winning economist Gary Becker published his seminal paper "A Theory of Marriage" in two parts in 1973 and 1974--also, not coincidentally, in the Journal of Political Economy.

Becker used market analysis to tackle the questions of whom, when and why we marry. His conclusions? Mate selection is a market, and marriages occur only if they are profitable for both parties involved.

Becker allowed nonmonetary elements, like romantic love and companionship, to be entered into courtship's profit and loss statement. And children, in particular, were important. "Sexual gratification, cleaning, feeding and other services can be purchased, but not children: Both the man and the woman are required to produce their own children and perhaps to raise them," he wrote.

But back to whores: Edlund and Korn admit that spouses and streetwalkers aren't exactly alike. Wives, in truth, are superior to whores in the economist's sense of being a good whose consumption increases as income rises--like fine wine. This may explain why prostitution is less common in wealthier countries. But the implication remains that wives and whores are--if not exactly like Coke and Pepsi--something akin to champagne and beer. The same sort of thing.

As with Becker, a key differentiator in Edlund and Korn's model is reproductive sex. Wives can offer it, whores can not.

To be fair, Edlund and Korn were merely building an admittedly grossly simplified model of human behavior in an attempt to answer a nagging question: Why do hookers make so much money? Prostitution is, seemingly, a low-skill but high-pay profession with few upfront costs, micro-miniskirts and stiletto heels aside.

Yet according to data assembled from a wide variety of times and places, ranging from mid-15th-century France to Malaysia of the late 1990s, prostitutes make more money--in some cases, a lot more money--than do working girls who, well, work for a living. This held true even for places where prostitution is legal and relatively safe. In short, streetwalkers aren't necessarily being paid more for their increased risk of going to jail or the hospital.

Notwithstanding Jerry Hall's quip when she was married to Mick Jagger, about being "a maid in the living room and a whore in the bedroom," one normally cannot be both a wife and a whore. "Combine this with the fact that marriage can be an important source of income for women, and it follows that prostitution must pay better than other jobs to compensate for the opportunity cost of forgone-marriage market earnings," Edlund and Korn conclude.

Ouch.

Another zinger: "This begs the question of why married men go to prostitutes (rather than buying from their wives, who presumably will be low-cost providers, considering that they can sell nonreproductive sex without compromising their marriage)." Guys, nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" more than "low-cost provider."

Of course, it's easy to pour cold water on some of the assumptions made in Edlund and Korn's mathematical model. But these so-called "stylized facts" are supposed to predict human behavior; they don't necessarily pretend to mirror it.

In particular, the assumption that there is no "third way" between wife and whore is problematic, if not outright offensive: "The third alternative, working in a regular job but not marrying, can be ruled out, since we assume that the only downside of marriage for a woman is the forgone opportunity for prostitution."

Be sure to let all your married friends know what they're missing.

Also, the emphasis on the utility of children is puzzling. In most Western democracies, fertility rates have plummeted as wealth has increased. Empirically, men not only buy fewer whores as they get richer, but they have fewer children.

Still, the economic analysis of marriage explains one age-old phenomenon: gold digging.

"In particular, does our analysis justify the popular belief that more beautiful, charming and talented women tend to marry wealthier and more successful men?" wrote Becker. His answer: "A positive sorting of nonmarket traits with nonhuman wealth always, and with earnings power, usually, maximizes commodity output over all marriages."

In other words, yes, supermodels do prefer aging billionaires. And Gary Becker proved it mathematically decades before The Donald married Melania.

http://www.forbes.com/2006/02/11/economics-prostitution-marriage_cx_mn_money06_0214prostitution.html