Life The Prostitute Thread.

teedubya · 10-26-2010, 07:51 PM

Single friend hasn't been laid since 2006. Hooker. Yes or No?

CHENZ A! · 10-26-2010, 07:54 PM

Is going to a rub and tug considered buying a hooker? also if you are in a foreign country and the stripper is really hot does that really count?

**Rain Man** · 10-26-2010, 07:54 PM

I love hooker threads.
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CHENZ A! · 10-26-2010, 07:56 PM

BTW if your buddy is ugly and/or a big dork with bad personal hygiene or any combo of the lot then tell him to get a hooker. It will make him a happier person. If only for a little bit.

Lonewolf Ed · 10-26-2010, 07:56 PM

For some, getting laid once in 4 years is a long time. For others, it's a dramatic increase.

LaChapelle · 10-26-2010, 07:56 PM

Renting is better
9 out of 10 politicians

NewChief · 10-26-2010, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHENZ A!

BTW if your buddy is ugly and/or a big dork with bad personal hygiene or any combo of the lot then tell him to get a hooker. It will make him a happier person. If only for a little bit.

This. If the guy is hopeless, get a hooker. If the guy just needs coaching, then tell him the inspiring story of a boy named GoChief.

Mr. Laz · 10-26-2010, 08:03 PM

no thanks, every hooker i've seen has been nasty as hell.

in my experience ... it's hollywood bullshit that hookers look like Jessica Alba.

**Bane** · 10-26-2010, 08:03 PM

Sure,just shop wisely.

Chiefs Rool · 10-26-2010, 08:08 PM

as long as they aren't from wichita or craigslist

cardken · 10-26-2010, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz

no thanks, every hooker i've seen has been nasty as hell.

in my experience ... it's hollywood bullshit that hookers look like Jessica Alba.

that maybe so about Hollywood, but in TJ they look like Selma Hayek.

teedubya · 10-26-2010, 08:19 PM

He said "A wife hypothetically costs you hundreds of thousands of dollars... then you get kids... more hundreds of thousands. Why not just spend some companionship with a hooker for $200?"

If you get a wife and a couple kids... that is gonna cost you about $600,000 or more during the next few years.

But if you were to a get one hooker a week at like $150 an hour...

You could get one hooker a week for 52 weeks for 76 years. 3952 different women, instead of the same one every night.

KCUnited · 10-26-2010, 08:28 PM

Single friend told me the $150 rate in KC is regrettable.

BWillie · 10-26-2010, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teedubya

He said "A wife hypothetically costs you hundreds of thousands of dollars... then you get kids... more hundreds of thousands. Why not just spend some companionship with a hooker for $200?"

If you get a wife and a couple kids... that is gonna cost you about $600,000 or more during the next few years.

But if you were to a get one hooker a week at like $150 an hour...

You could get one hooker a week for 52 weeks for 76 years. 3952 different women, instead of the same one every night.

ahahha...yeah me and some other dbags in college came up with some cost benefit analysis for our economics class. Hookers came out way on top.

BWillie · 10-26-2010, 08:33 PM

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teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $9470002	He said "A wife hypothetically costs you hundreds of thousands of dollars... then you get kids... more hundreds of thousands. Why not just spend some companionship with a hooker for $200?" If you get a wife and a couple kids... that is gonna cost you about $600,000 or more during the next few years. But if you were to a get one hooker a week at like $150 an hour... You could get one hooker a week for 52 weeks for 76 years. 3952 different women, instead of the same one every night.
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