Cock found in Los Angeles garbage can

[TinyEvel]

So, My friend told me this story tonight...

HE was at a local park with his kids, and on the way to get in the car to leave he passed a trashcan. He heard a rustling noise inside the can.

He figured it might be a rat or cat or other pest, but curious, he looked inside the can and saw a knotted-up plastic bag (grocery bag) writhing around at the bottom of the garbage can.

He felt compelled to investigate. I mean, there was a small chance it could have been an infant. So he reached in a grabbed a corner of the bag. It moved a bit more. He reached both hands into the trashcan and began to tear open the bag. It was a double-bagged grocery bag tied in knots at the opening.

He tore open the plastic and found a chicken (rooster?). Now, this is in urban Los Angeles, it's not like chickens are just running around all over the place here. THe thing popped its head out of the bag opening, he tore the bag open some more and it just leisurely walked out of the trashcan.

However, it was raining, so the cock walked back into the shelter of the overturned trashcan to wait out the rain, then walked back out to see what was up.

(wait for it...)

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?

WHo throws away a live chicken, double-bagged into a park trashcan???!!!??!

[Fritz88]

Dane fucked the nanny.
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[Wyndex]

did he take it home or did is he worried that the misses may become attached to it

[blaise]

Sounds like rubbish.

[Simply Red]

your friend shur does got a pretty mouth.

[Bane]

Shit,I thought this was a Josh McDumbass thread.

[Crush]

That was a heroin cock. Your friend interfered with a drug drop off.

[blaise]

The rooster couldn't pay his bookie what he owed.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Look at the size of that cock!

[seclark]

"I'm pissed now, Joboo. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say, fu** you, Joboo. I do it myself."

[Deberg_1990]

Great! Your friend found him! I was sooo sad and thought id lost him forever. Can i get my cock back please?

[rockymtnchief]

Who here hasn't stuffed their pecker in a can?

[stevieray]

cock-a-doodle doesn't.

[Sofa King]

Looks like a hen. just sayin...

[MOhillbilly]

I used to throw em in the river. Some good fishin off the high water for acouple years.

Thats a ratty lookin sob. No spurs? Looks like them spanish short heel/naked heel fowl.

[MOhillbilly]

Looks like a hen. just sayin...

pullet but ya. No spurs= baby stag or hen. Lotta wattles/comb for a baby stag w/ no spurs though.

[Sofa King]

pullet but ya. No spurs= baby stag or hen. Lotta wattles/comb for a baby stag w/ no spurs though.

don't try to confuse me with your uppity fancy hillbilly talk. I know what i see's.

[chiefsnorth]

Around here there have been a lot of kooks trying to raise or keep chickens in the city. Most the uber natural, organic everything, nothing impure touches my lips but I probably can't be bothered to shower regularly types. Probably some hippie project that didn't work out.

[Rooster]

I know him. He's always been a little off.

[Demonpenz]

I read in the wall street Journal that they were using foreskins out in California to replace kids born without eyelids. I told my Girlfriend, man I thought those kids looked cockeye'd

[gblowfish]

Is this how Col Sanders got started?

[MahiMike]

I did it. Fucker woke me up one too many times...

[Mr. Kotter]

:spock:

Wonder if Brian is in Cali.....? :hmmm:

[LaChapelle]

It was so cute back around Easter
now it just shits and pecks at the cardboard box all night