****The official Chiefs vs. Sandy Fraggle Rock Game Thread ****

[Demonpenz]

Grand Valley state, thats where we get our players, the Chargers get them from good college teams

[kc rush]

crap

[dirk digler]

No pressure on Rivers

[TheGuardian]

Carr > Flowers

[baitism]

Rivers is just toying with our pass D.

[teedubya]

We need the d to fucking show up

[mlyonsd]

SD looks like a well oiled machine.

[RINGLEADER]

Air going out of Chiefs defense...

Pffffttttt....

[TheGuardian]

God damn we are getting destroyed.

[Ebolapox]

guise, I has a bad feeling aboot this.

[Bugeater]

we are fucked

[jd1020]

OK, he threw that last ball to the wrong guy and threw that pass poorly.

Feel better?

Atleast when Croyle throws it to the wrong guy it's beyond the first down marker instead of 3 yards short with a defender blanketed on the receiver.

[Bob Dole]

Fuck fuck fuck.

[acarter25]

Why are we playing so far off?!

[cdcox]

They are eating us alive.

[chiefs1111]

another Charger left wide open

[Demonpenz]

quick unsign derrick johnson

[dirk digler]

jfc

[Chiefs Pantalones]

LOL come on!

[tk13]

We blitzed and didn't get there, easy pickings.

[Scalper]

Please don't let them drive 98yds

[Chiefs=Champions]

fucking man up Haley. This shit isnt going to work..!

[bevischief]

We need a pick

[Frazod]

This is starting to remind me of that first Denver game. Fuck.

[RealSNR]

Why are we playing so far off?!
We're working on the "bend" in "bend don't break"

[baitism]

Good thing it was raining in KC in week 1 or this would have knocked us out of playoff contention.

[BigChiefFan]

quick unsign derrick johnson

LMAO

[kc rush]

cassel has played better, but there is no substitution for a franchise qb.

[Chiefshrink]

God forbid the kid overthrows his first real pass in his first start in over 2 years. Calm the **** down. Brodie will.

This!!!!

[Hammock Parties]

Norv fitted Crennel for a clown suit in that quarter.

[Fritz88]

WTF DJ?

[chiefs1111]

stuffed him that time

[Saul Good]

TJ sighting

[GoHuge]

Carr having an "outstanding season." This fuckin crew seen the Chiefs play this year?

[Demonpenz]

Edwards did a great job blowing up the nose

[Otter]

TYSON JACKSON!!!

Take that Bwana!!! You negative nilly!

[Start Croyle]

The Chiefs are struggling early after an abysmal defensive effort.

[Chieftain58]

Chargers riddled with injuries and still giving us the beat down!

[Ebolapox]

... PLEASE get some fucking pressure, k?

[TheGuardian]

Atleast when Croyle throws it to the wrong guy it's beyond the first down marker instead of 3 yards short with a defender blanketed on the receiver.

Yeah that's how Cassel ended up with all of the stats he has you stupid fuck.

[Gonzo]

GODDAMMIT! CAN SOMEONE COVER A RECIEVER OR TWO???

They're wide the fuck open.
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[Saul Good]

Atleast when Croyle throws it to the wrong guy it's beyond the first down marker instead of 3 yards short with a defender blanketed on the receiver.

Interesting seeing as he's 2/3 for 2 yards and no first downs.

[mlyonsd]

Did you see Norv's neck? He looks like an iguana.

[Priest31kc]

Is this really surprising to everyone?

[PACHIEFSFAN]

That was a fast 1st.

[Bugeater]

Well that was the 2nd most forgettable quarter of football this season.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

They are daring us to blitz

[Bob Dole]

Not really the way Bob Dole wanted to break in his shiny new plasma TV...

[CoMoChief]

damn that was a fast 1st quarter

[Thig Lyfe]

What a shitty fucking first quarter.

[JoeyChuckles]

7-0 after one? How could we possibly come back from such a deficit?

[jd1020]

Yeah that's how Cassel ended up with all of the stats he has you stupid ****.

LMAO! YAC much?

[Frazod]

The Chiefs are struggling early after an abysmal defensive effort.

Yeah, the offensive effort was great though, right?

Go die.

[Reaper16]

Carr having an "outstanding season." This fuckin crew seen the Chiefs play this year?
He is having a good season, twerp.

[Demonpenz]

Carr sucks he can't catch, yet he is having a good season LMAO High school shit by CBS

[RealSNR]

I see what the Chargers are doing.

They're taking time off the clock on long drives, thus keeping Brodie Croyle on the sidelines.

Well played, Norv. Well played.

[cdcox]

Not really the way Bob Dole wanted to break in his shiny new plasma TV...

It's cursed. Burn it.

[threebag]

Was that THE Tyson Jackson?

[Saul Good]

Good thing it was raining in KC in week 1 or this would have knocked us out of playoff contention.

That rain really stopped Rivers from throwing for 350 yards.

[RINGLEADER]

At least we didn't give up 21 points in the first quarter.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

The Chiefs are struggling early after an abysmal defensive effort.

End Croyle

[siberian khatru]

This is starting to remind me of that first Denver game. ****.

A little bit more methodical today, but still unstoppable.

[Demonpenz]

this corona commercial was less predictible than weis place calling terrible. high school shit right there.

[bobbything]

Zero pressure. That's the problem right there. We blitz and can't even get there.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

LOUD NOISES!!!

[Reaper16]

The good Chiefs run defense that spurred them to the fast start to the season that they had? That run defense seems to have completely disappeared.

[Fritz88]

The Cassel butt lickers can't resist doubting our starting QB.

WHY AREN'T YOU CHIEFS FANS??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY DO YOU HATE CROYLE??????////

LMAOLMAO

[MIAdragon]

They are daring us to blitz

All that happens when we blitz is we loose a warm body in the secondary

[TheGuardian]

End Croyle

I can't wait to see him skin that smokewagon..........

[threebag]

I like meat cutains

[Ebolapox]

a stop here would be nice.

[Bwana]

TYSON JACKSON!!!

Take that Bwana!!! You negative nilly!

WHO?? :eek:

[RINGLEADER]

LOUD NOISES!!!

I love lamp.

[Demonpenz]

I would rather watch a dvr recording of Mike and Molley fucking

[TheGuardian]

Another third and short.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

There's your blitz. Burned by the screen.

[RealSNR]

I like the pressure. Just need to adjust the timing

[bevischief]

We need a stop.

[RINGLEADER]

Man, I thought that was going to go for like a million yards at first...

[Dartgod]

Can we get a 3rd down stop please?

[Ebolapox]

GET A GODDAMNED STOP OR INT PLZ

[dirk digler]

At least we didn't give up 21 points in the first quarter.

true

[Frazod]

We're getting great penetration on their screens. LMAO

[Fritz88]

Why the fuck is TJ starting of Shaun Smith?

[Bob Dole]

If these guys could learn to not let the ball carrier drag them 2-5 yards after contact, we'd have a better chance of winning.

[Ebolapox]

...better not be on us.

[chiefs1111]

thank goodness he dropped it

[SPchief]

There we go

[Oso]

Whew.

[bevischief]

????

[TheGuardian]

We got a stop but only because of a drop.

[Thig Lyfe]

Lucky.

[kstater]

Yes a stop

[siberian khatru]

OMG we stopped them

[Rausch]

PUNT BITCH!

[Priest31kc]

We stopped them!???

[KCSupersized]

Bigfoot!!!

[Ebolapox]

holy fuck, kris wilson helps us out! SECRET WEAPON, MOTHERFUCKERS

[Reaper16]

Bigfoot sighting.

[Bugeater]

Can we get a 3rd down stop please?
I thought you'd never ask.

[Hammock Parties]

Caught a break there.

Feed Charles or die, Weis.

[RealSNR]

BIGFOOT SIGHTING!

[dirk digler]

good one bigfoot

[bobbything]

Sasquatch!!!!

[Dartgod]

BIGFOOT!

[chiefs1111]

lol bigfoot with the PI

[Frazod]

Our best chance today is these idiots fucking themselves.

[RINGLEADER]

Well we got them off the field...try not to jump offsides or let them fake on the punt...

[bobbything]

Vrabel got blocked in the back too.

[Demonpenz]

Damnit even the punter is in beast mode

[SPchief]

Allright Charlie lets not play butsex football here

[siberian khatru]

Throw deep on first down to Tucker

[Rausch]

I don't see us opening it up with this field position.

[Bob Dole]

Nice acting job by the punter...

[threebag]

Suprised the flag wasn't thrown when the punterwent down

[TheGuardian]

Great. Now all we have to do is drive 80 yards to tie.

Chances of that happening?

[Coach]

*whew* I thought that was gonna be the running to the kicker penalty.
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[bevischief]

Hopefully the 2nd quarter is better than the 1st...

[Gadzooks]

What a shitty punt

[Chiefs=Champions]

Now we just need a long touchdown run followed by a rivers melt down.

[teedubya]

Not really the way Bob Dole wanted to break in his shiny new plasma TV...

I'm sure you'd of rather broken it in w bejeweled. Heh

[RINGLEADER]

BIGFOOT!

Anyone remember Mo-Mo, the Missouri Monster?

[Demonpenz]

I really wanted to make a play for Scifers in the offseason with our hole in our punting game. I Guess thats why the Chargers are certified bad ass and we are chump meat

[dirk digler]

Hopefully the Chiefs weathered the early storm and now can settle down and take it to them

[tk13]

We need Charles to break one. Gonna be tough with the Chargers playing the run.

[Saul Good]

Throw deep on first down to Tucker

You know you're screwed when you are calling for Tucker to get the ball.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

*whew* I thought that was gonna be the running to the kicker penalty.
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He was blocked into the kicker.

[Rausch]

Our best chance today is these idiots ****ing themselves.

Pretty sure that's the gameplan...

[JoeyChuckles]

Brodie to the ProBowl

[MIAdragon]

Establish the passing game pls

[kc rush]

does nicholas cage sleepwalk through every movie now?

[tk13]

Sanchez is 0/3 with an INT, Miami leads the Jets 10-0

[Rain Man]

i'm rooting for a win in this game.

(it's a commercial break.)
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[kstater]

:facepalm:

[Bill Brasky]

lol

[siberian khatru]

Well, so much for my idea

[kc rush]

fuck

[TheGuardian]

Awesome............../rolls eyes

[Bob Dole]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

[RealSNR]

Ummm

[headsnap]

will Croyle get up?

[dirk digler]

dammit

[Bugeater]

Great way to start a drive

[KCSupersized]

damn it.

[cdcox]

Great spin move by Brodie to lose 3 more yards.

[SPchief]

Shit

[Saul Good]

Great. Now all we have to do is drive 80 yards to tie.

Chances of that happening?

92 yards

[Ebolapox]

nice fucking pass blocking, tards

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Lousy Oline there.

[Reaper16]

Epic O-Line fail.

[bobbything]

Nice protection

[RINGLEADER]

Well this drive is dead...

[chiefs1111]

horrible job by the offensive line there

[Otter]

BRODIE GOT UP!!!!

FUCK YEAH!~!!

[Frazod]

Apparently the offensive line is trying to make Brokie feel at home. :banghead:

[Toadkiller]

Throw the ball away Matt! Err whatever.

[alnorth]

christ, that wasnt even a blitz

[Priest31kc]

Drive over

[Rausch]

hERP dE dERP...

[Blankey]

Brodie, at least BUCKLE YOUR FUCKING CHINSTRAP

[kc rush]

here comes another draw

[Saul Good]

Can we just punt on 3rd down?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

No sense in blocking for the back up.

[dirk digler]

3rd down run coming up

[alnorth]

Throw the ball away Matt! Err whatever.

would have been grounding, our oline sucked

[kaplin42]

yeah, brodie is awesome. He is going to be the end of this game for us.

[Thig Lyfe]

This is all KurtCobain's fault.

[Slainte]

Damn, damn, damn...

[kc rush]

woo hoo

[kstater]

I see Brodie's fixed his touch issues.

[chiefs1111]

3rd and 18 and they get 7,brilliant

[RINGLEADER]

3-and-out part 2

[Bugeater]

Great effort to get back to the original LOS

[jd1020]

Almost took off Moeaki's head with that throw.

[KCSupersized]

FUCK

[TheGuardian]

Awesome 5 yard pass on third down.

Isn't Brodie not supposed to do that? Since you know, he's got some laser arm?

[SPchief]

:banghead: 3rd and 18 and we throw for 8

[Ebolapox]

do you know what I find funny? people said croyle may have trade value. ROFL

[Gadzooks]

Hee hee hee

[dirk digler]

guess not which is surprising

[teedubya]

Love the 7 yard pass and needing 17.

[Frazod]

That would have been a nice play ON FIRST DOWN :cuss:

[CoMoChief]

Croyle and "touch" don't belong in the same sentence.

[DenverChief]

ugh

[Otter]

I'd be letting Brodie air one out, if he can get the time.

[Rausch]

By the time were down 21 Croyle will have shaken off the rust and Charlie will open up teh playbook...

[Saul Good]

At least Brodie doesn't dump it off short on 3rd down even though he's completed 3 passes for no 1st downs.

[Hammock Parties]

skin that smokebuggy

[Toadkiller]

Don't worry Croyle went 15/15 in practice.

[chiefs1111]

nice tackle Tucker

[kc rush]

tucker with attitude

[Ebolapox]

well, at least tucker buttfucked cason.

[lostcause]

hey, tucker can play Special teams!

[Awesome Aric]

So do you guys see why you were 0-9 with him?

3 and outs everywhere.

[alnorth]

nice open field tackle

[SPchief]

Theres Tucker!

[Reaper16]

Can Tucker play defense?

[Ebolapox]

Hee hee hee

fucking die, I hope your family is raped by a 400 pound black man.

[bevischief]

Let's roll D!!!!

[Fritz88]

Richardson wtf

[TheGuardian]

I'd be letting Brodie air one out, if he can get the time.

Funny how Cassel got sacked so infrequently behind the same line..........

[Pioli Zombie]

I look at Brodie Croyle and all I see is Joe Montana. The awesomeness is blinding.

[JoeyChuckles]

Pressure on Colquitt there

[Bob Dole]

15 yards of offense.

Wow.

[MichaelH]

Why don't they just let Brodie sling it down field for 40 yards? This play calling is way too conservative.

[Otter]

Don't make me start a "YOU KEEP DOUBTING BRODIE CROYLE, I"LL KEEP ****ING BACKING HIM" thread you homos.

We;re gonna win1!!!!!111!!

[petegz28]

So do you guys see why you were 0-9 with him?

3 and outs everywhere.

Yeah cause the sack was all the fault of Brodie

[Rain Man]

we need a turnover here.
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[Ebolapox]

So do you guys see why you were 0-9 with him?

3 and outs everywhere.

obnoxious troll is obnoxious.

[WebGem]

So do you guys see why you were 0-9 with him?

3 and outs everywhere.

Lol at how clueless this statement is.

[kaplin42]

In retrospect I really hope that all those "Croyle is the man, he is gonna take us to promise land" threads were really just poor attempts at humor.

He is actually worse than Cassel. He looks lost out there, like he doesn't even realize he is playing a football game.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Croyle > Cassel

ROFL

[Rausch]

do you know what I find funny? people said croyle may have trade value. ROFL

I doubt he'll manage to post the 79 passing yards Casshole managed vs the Chargers but he may still do ok...

[siberian khatru]

I look at Brodie Croyle and all I see is Joe Montana. The awesomeness is blinding.

You mean a 54-year-old Joe Montana?

[Gadzooks]

Looks like VJ's trying.

[Saul Good]

skin that smokebuggy

Nope. He's just going to stand there and bleed.

[tk13]

Well, one good thing is people might stop blaming Cassel for Richardson's mistakes. It is amazing to me how people's perceptions of things change based on their favoritism of the guy playing QB.

[RINGLEADER]

Problem is, even if the D tightens up and gets more stops the offense is going to be lucky to score 3 points today the way they're playing...

Not sure why we don't do more sweeps, mis-direction, bootlegs and short passes...

Oh well...maybe they're pick it up...

[Rain Man]

Why don't they just let Brodie sling it down field for 40 yards? This play calling is way too conservative.

you are wise beyond your years. that is indeed the key question.
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[Ebolapox]

nice rush D

[KCSupersized]

S Smith

[kc rush]

grab his nuts

[chiefs1111]

nice job by Smith

[SPchief]

Ballgrabber!@

[kcpasco]

Croyle is gonna get scapegoated hard for this.

[WebGem]

Come on D!! Keep it up.

[RealSNR]

Funny how Cassel got sacked so infrequently behind the same line..........You're sounding like a drafturbator right now.

You realize that, yeah?

[GoHuge]

Wish we had that Cassel guy that everyone says is a POS around here.

[RINGLEADER]

Why don't they just let Brodie sling it down field for 40 yards? This play calling is way too conservative.

Because it results in 12-yard sacks?

[Pitt Gorilla]

Problem is, even if the D tightens up and gets more stops the offense is going to be lucky to score 3 points today the way they're playing...

Not sure why we don't do more sweeps, mis-direction, bootlegs and short passes...

Oh well...maybe they're pick it up...Hey, people wanted Croyle over Cassel. Well, they got exactly what they wanted.

[jd1020]

I doubt he'll manage to post the 79 passing yards Casshole managed vs the Chargers but he may still do ok...

Peyton Manning would audible out of every single one of this dickless play calls.

[Ebolapox]

tolbert just went bowling for flowers.

[kc rush]

can you give the fucker more cushion please

[Ugly Duck]

He looks lost out there, like he doesn't even realize he is playing a football game.

http://www.drugfreehomes.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cough-syrup.jpg

[Bob Dole]

obnoxious troll is obnoxious.

Obnoxious troll just got put in timeout.

[Saul Good]

Flowers is hurt. He just let the receiver have 5 yards instead of stepping up and hitting him.

[Fritz88]

I just saw an Albert Haysnworth moment.

[kc rush]

Obnoxious troll just got put in timeout.

thank you

[MIAdragon]

GD T Jackson fucking sucks

[Gadzooks]

Oh, ho ho ho.

[Red Dawg]

our pass rush is trash. all day rivers has

[TheGuardian]

Problem is, even if the D tightens up and gets more stops the offense is going to be lucky to score 3 points today the way they're playing...

Not sure why we don't do more sweeps, mis-direction, bootlegs and short passes...

Oh well...maybe they're pick it up...

No no. We were told by complete ass clown fucktards like Fritz that it was going to be AWESOME to see Croyle start.

I can't imagine the excuses there will be lined up for Croyle after this game.

[lostcause]

Hey, people wanted Croyle over Cassel. Well, they got exactly what they wanted.

I want it and love it!! Nothing is fucked dude

[Chiefs=Champions]

atleast were stopping the run...

[RINGLEADER]

Hey, people wanted Croyle over Cassel. Well, they got exactly what they wanted.

Yep.

Not understanding why the Chargers are even bothering to run...

[Chiefs4TheWin]

I've seen this game before.

[Ebolapox]

7/9, 71 yards for rivers. shredding us.

[cdcox]

Get off the field, D.

[kc rush]

another stop please

[soopamanluva]

Seems like the d settled down.... A little