****The official Chiefs vs. Sandy Fraggle Rock Game Thread ****

[FAX]

A couple quarters too late, but finally some defense.

FAX

[chiefs1111]

thank goodness for Tamba

[Ming the Merciless]

OH FUCK

COme on Air this shit out please...


(for the idiots who seem to hate me I am being serious)

Air this fuckign shit out if Croyle has the arm he is supposed to god damn it.

[Bob Dole]

DINGLEBERRY WITH THE RECOVERY!

Are we in FG range?

[jd1020]

4 and out coming up. Haley doesnt kick FG's.

[Blankey]

Well la dee freaking da

[kcpasco]

Now go down the field 1st down you pussy Weiss

[Rausch]

FUCK YEAH!

Now let's run the ball and end this fucking molested abortion of a game...

[black angus]

Was it perfect? I aint got no tivo but looked a bit ahead and hot

It hit him in the hands just above the waist. 15 yards downfield it shouldn't have been too hot to catch. JMOT

[Demonpenz]

I knew we shouldn't have signed Charles. Dude got his pay day, time to lay down like a dog with diabeties

[BigOlChiefsfan]

With the fumble/recovery we're officially finally beyond the 50 yard line for the first time!

[BigMeatballDave]

Fuckin' hopemongers!LMAO

[Chiefless]

good play by Hali.

[KCFTW]

Throw it in the endzone!

[RealSNR]

Maybe Haley beat the shit out of Bowe and knocked some stickum into him.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

You've really become a bitter cockbag.

LMAO I figured you'd like that one, sweetie.

[dirk digler]

Now let's do a play action pass on first down

[Reaper16]

Zero pass rush and extraordinarily weak up the middle.

Must be priorities in the offseason.
I could've sworn that those needed to be priorities last offseason, too.

[DeezNutz]

Run it up the ass twice and then try to pick up the remaining 8.

[jd1020]

1st and 2nd down runs... any takers?

[Demonpenz]

Doncha wish your offense was hot like me! /pusscat dolls feat. P. Rivers

[Dayze]

hope the Cheifs do more with their extra possession this time, than they did last time.

chiefs defy all odds/stats.
I remember one of the Greg Robinson/DV games where the Chiefs forced like 4 turnovers; and the stat was something along the lines of "if a team is +3 in turnovers in a game, that team has won 85% of the time"

..and we lost.

[siberian khatru]

http://memegenerator.net/Insanity-Wolf/ImageMacro/1061002/Insanity-Wolf-Look-an-angel-from-above-Finger-her.jpg

[Ming the Merciless]

Run it up the ass twice and then try to pick up the remaining 8.

LMAO

[morphius]

Get a touchdown.
TD? I'll take not getting shut out...

[DeezNutz]

I could've sworn that those needed to be priorities last offseason, too.

.

[Scalper]

we finally got the ball pass the 50

[kcpasco]

Go deep on 1st down

[Bane]

1st and 2nd down runs... any takers?

Throwing on 1st down!

[Demonpenz]

Fuck I wish Charles Brolin

[Bane]

Well shit.

[siberian khatru]

PLAY FOR THE FG

[Rausch]

Weis has Jamal Charles on his fantasy team...

[alnorth]

now begins the greatest and most unlikely comeback of the weekend.

[chiefs1111]

got to get a touchdown now,take a shot down field

[Chiefless]

Where is the play action pass

[kstater]

LMAO

[Ming the Merciless]

my god a draw

[Hammock Parties]

Herm is calling the fucking game, jesus.

[RealSNR]

Damn it Weis

[petegz28]

I saw that draw play coming from a mile away

[Sure-Oz]

run run pass punt offense!

[Molitoth]

run, run, pass, punt

[headsnap]

Seriously, FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!

[Bane]

Sorry but WTF kinda gay ass hand off was that?

[FAX]

Jesus, Weis.

What the hell are you doing, man?

FAX

[PACHIEFSFAN]

That was a sick play.

[kcpasco]

Eat a dick Haley

[RINGLEADER]

Why are we running Charles up the middle?

Just don't get it.

[Pitt Gorilla]

The Chiefs appear to have a ton of confidence in Croyle.

[dirk digler]

Brilliant play calling

[cdcox]

Is that wise?

[KCSupersized]

wow they refuse to throw downfield.

[Ming the Merciless]

is it just me or is a draw like getting a hand job from a guy in that situation

[Rausch]

Just fucking run this and punt so the Chargers can finish running the game out...

[alnorth]

this is 4-down territory for us

[kstater]

ROFL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I like the way Waters just stood there. Awesome.

[Oso]

:facepalm:

[siberian khatru]

Of course, a hold

[petegz28]

:facepalm:

[DeezNutz]

You motherfucker.

[Molitoth]

almost sacked, f*ck this oline.

[KCFTW]

Why the fuck are we running the ball???

[Bane]

Holding.....Great.

[Ebolapox]

are you fucking kidding me? fucking holding? FUCK YOU, REFS.

[Sure-Oz]

The Refs love SD

[dag]

Weis is a fat idiot.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

First down - nope, holding

[Bob Dole]

Unfuckingbelievable

[mlyonsd]

4 and out coming up. Haley doesnt kick FG's. Correction, 5 and out.

[chiefs1111]

finally convert a 3rd and Richardson gets holding

[bevischief]

...

[LiL stumppy]

i didnt know tiger woods was an assistant coach

[Thig Lyfe]

Croyle can't catch a goddamn break.

[Galileo Humpkins]

Hahahaha.

Heh.

http://s4.tinypic.com/350uhqu_th.jpg

[petegz28]

JFC they do that to Hali EVERY play

[Ebolapox]

JUST PICK IT UP ANYWAY.

[KCSupersized]

geez, are you kidding me holding.

[RINGLEADER]

Of course. We get a first down and there is a flag. Of course.

Good job Richardson.

Why don't you give us a false start too.

[DBOSHO]

Croyle got manhandled but thats legal.

[Bane]

B-Rich.FTW right? Yeah.

[Red Dawg]

This is the most pathedic game plan in the history of football. Is Brodies arm broke? Down 21 and still not throwing?

[doomy3]

Barry Richardson is a HORRIBLE pass blocking tackle. I don't care what anyone on here says.

[Molitoth]

If I was croyle i would bitch slap the oline and then run off.

[memyselfI]

At least get in FG range.

[Ming the Merciless]

fuck me

[Ebolapox]

you know what? fucking go for it.

[memyselfI]

Nevermind.

[siberian khatru]

PI

[petegz28]

THROW THE GOD DAMN FLAG!

[FAX]

PI?

FAX

[cdcox]

That should have been a penalty on Jammer.

[DJay23]

Yep, pass interference, but what else is new.

[KC_Connection]

This is such bullshit reffing.

[BigMeatballDave]

LMAO @ our O and playcalling

[Bob Dole]

Fucked again by the zebras.

[Sure-Oz]

Lets punt, fuck you haley

[Fritz88]

Croyle can't catch a goddamn break.

The Oline are not even trying.
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[siberian khatru]

Way to convert those turnovers

[kstater]

Did he mean to kick that like that?

[Ebolapox]

this shit pisses me off. it's almost like we wrote it off as a loss before the game started.

[dirk digler]

That was PI but no breaks today apparently

[Chiefless]

Offense is showing NUTHIN

[RINGLEADER]

Why are you punting?

Do you really think the defense won't give up the 25 yards you just gained?

The coaches have just failed this week.

[The Bad Guy]

I'm glad the refs have waived the white flag on the game.

[Reaper16]

I wish this game would hurry up and end.

[WhitiE]

comeback?

[Rausch]

I don't care how good Casshole is or how bad Croyle is it has become crystal fucking clear, with these coaches, we will not win a single game with Croyle in there...

[Ming the Merciless]

We would have a chance if our offense could do anything...ANYTHING

[BigMeatballDave]

Officials are bent on us not winning this

[Bane]

LMAO @ our O and playcalling

Like Tecmo Bowl vs anything on X Box or PS3.

[petegz28]

So that's now at least 10 points the Refs have given SD

[Demonpenz]

Poor Marv Levy people are making fun of him after he is dead

[memyselfI]

The refs are not even in the top ten reasons why the Chiefs are losing.

[Brianfo]

This is the most pathedic game plan in the history of football. Is Brodies arm broke? Down 21 and still not throwing?

The coaches have no faith in him. The writing is on the wall. At least in Denver we were chucking the ball all over the place. Croyle is the suck.

[Sure-Oz]

These coaches are scared today to let Croyle even try to pass it

[kcpasco]

I've seen Hali get held worse then that

[cdcox]

For some reason, Haley thinks there is something to be gained by losing 21-0 rather than 35-0.

[Hammock Parties]

Now it's time for the backbreaking 80-yard TD drive.

Bend over, Kansas City.

[doomy3]

Let's see if we can get another turnover so that we can go 3 and out again.

[Dayze]

oline is HORRIBLE.

actually....both lines have been exceptionally awful today.
jesus.

[Red Dawg]

this shit pisses me off. it's almost like we wrote it off as a loss before the game started.

Totally did. Coaches must really think Brodie is crap. No even trying to throw it.

[Hydrae]

We would have a chance if our offense could do anything...ANYTHING

Maybe if we did something other than hand the ball off every single ****ing first and second down...

[bobbything]

Could you imagine the QB controversy that would arise if they ran their standard gameplan? I think this is brilliant play calling by the coaching staff.

[pkane]

2 straight turnovers and nothing to show for it.

[Ming the Merciless]

I don't care how good Casshole is or how bad Croyle is it has become crystal ****ing clear, with these coaches, we will not win a single game with Croyle in there...

Well this will be Croyle's 18th game that he has taken snaps in a Cheifs unifgorm...So it isn't really all that shocking

[Demonpenz]

I think we are trying to run the ball even while we lose because Haley is like Listen fuckers we are running the ball until we run it right. I don't care if we lose

[doomy3]

The coaches have no faith in him. The writing is on the wall. At least in Denver we were chucking the ball all over the place. Croyle is the suck.

This is not true. Tribal Warfare knows that Haley prefers Croyle to Cassel.

[RINGLEADER]

Every game but the Dolphins at Jets this afternoon is a blowout

[jd1020]

I don't know about anyone else but I cant help but watch this game, read the comments, and laugh hysterically... There's nothing else to do in this situation.... SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!

[Bane]

These coaches are scared today to let Croyle even try to pass it

I cant figure out why,especially with us being down by 21.Fuck it,sling that shit man!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I don't care how good Casshole is or how bad Croyle is it has become crystal fucking clear, with these coaches, we will not win a single game with Croyle in there...

Absofuckinglutely. Kid doesn't have a chance. He's not part of the tree.

[Slainte]

Officials are bent on us not winning this

Of course you're right -- the refs are killing us today...

[alnorth]

will anyone sign Croyle for next season?

[Marcellus]

It is painfully obvious the coaches have no faith in Brodie.

[ChiTown]

So that's now at least 10 points the Refs have given SD

LMAO

You are money, dude.

[dirk digler]

I don't care how good Casshole is or how bad Croyle is it has become crystal fucking clear, with these coaches, we will not win a single game with Croyle in there...

Yep. The first question to Haley after the game should be why didn't you just forfeit and save the travel time

[Ming the Merciless]

Could you imagine the QB controversy that would arise if they ran their standard gameplan? I think this is brilliant play calling by the coaching staff.

LOL

Yes the coaches are intentionally making Croyle suck ass

[Ebolapox]

SD fans are fucking retarded. YEAH OUR TEAM IS BETTER BECAUSE OF THE BETTER WEATHER.

[Rausch]

Total team fail.

At this point I'm too pissed for porn...

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I wish call better plays.

[HBKChiefs]

Looking like a 21 point 4th Qtr comeback!

[The Bad Guy]

I don't know about anyone else but I cant help but watch this game, read the comments, and laugh hysterically... There's nothing else to do in this situation.... SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!

Hopefully you fall off your chair and split your skull open.

[doomy3]

Could you imagine the QB controversy that would arise if they ran their standard gameplan? I think this is brilliant play calling by the coaching staff.

Nice hypothetical there. Croyle has done NOTHING with his chances to throw so far.

[tk13]

Now people are going to actually suggest that the coaches are sabotaging the most important game for this team in 4 years because they don't want Croyle to do well. Seriously.

[Bane]

Abso****inglutely. Kid doesn't have a chance. He's not part of the tree.

Then honestly he shouldn't be here.They should have drafted or traded for "that guy" instead.

[HBKChiefs]

...or maybe 28 point 4th Qtr comeback...

[Pitt Gorilla]

Damn, Vrabel sucks.

[petegz28]

2 straight turnovers and nothing to show for it.

You can thank the Refs for that

[Molitoth]

How does fatass Tolbert keep getting to the outside?

[pkane]

I don't care how good Casshole is or how bad Croyle is it has become crystal ****ing clear, with these coaches, we will not win a single game with Croyle in there...

How many games did Croyle win with the previous coaching staff?

[Stanley Nickels]

We really need better backers. Vrabel was torched there, even with the angle

[Sure-Oz]

LOL

Yes the coaches are intentionally making Croyle suck ass
Run Run Pass is the play calling, it fucking sucks

[HBKChiefs]

Nice hypothetical there. Croyle has done NOTHING with his chances to throw so far.

What chances?

[Marcellus]

Abso****inglutely. Kid doesn't have a chance. He's not part of the tree.

Come on dude, the "tree" is myth. We just signed DJ and Charles to extensions.

That's old overplayed BS. Croyle is Croyle, a guy with a rocket arm and no other real skills.

[Bob Dole]

Vrabel being held too.

[Brianfo]

Total team fail.

At this point I'm too pissed for porn...

LMAO

[Ming the Merciless]

Nice hypothetical there. Croyle has done NOTHING with his chances to throw so far.

Exactlt. The ONE thing you can say for sure is that we would be better off with Cassel...How much better? No idea..But at least we might have had a a chance.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Now people are going to actually suggest that the coaches are sabotaging the most important game for this team in 4 years because they don't want Croyle to do well. Seriously.Nobody is THAT stupid.

[jbwm89]

Vrabel is also playing like shit.

[Red Dawg]

We had better beat the Rams or we are in trouble of blowing a 2 game lead and missing the playoffs.

[doomy3]

Now people are going to actually suggest that the coaches are sabotaging the most important game for this team in 4 years because they don't want Croyle to do well. Seriously.

Absolutely hilarious. This board continues to be clown shoes.

[Marcellus]

What chances?

Those throws that have been off target.

[DeezNutz]

What I'm most worried about is that the game plan is going to be ultra conservative, which will put us in too big of a hole early.

With Croyle in, I'd like to see the first play from scrimmage be play-action, go deep. Just to let the secondary know they can't sell out on the run. In other words, the anti-Herm approach in the IND playoff game in '06.

Nope. We went full Herm.

Cassel might have made a difference simply because the game plan might not have been neutered.

[Dayze]

Vrabel, mailing it in.

[pkane]

You can thank the Refs for that


Or our inability to move the football.

[bobbything]

LOL

Yes the coaches are intentionally making Croyle suck ass

I bet your life is miserable.

[Bane]

Shaun Smith need more carries.

[bevischief]

Time to see what the we have in the other QB...

[jd1020]

Exactlt. The ONE thing you can say for sure is that we would be better off with Cassel...How much better? No idea..But at least we might have had a a chance.

No we wouldnt lol... Denver?

[doomy3]

You can thank the Refs for that

LMAO

[dirk digler]

It is funny that a team like the Jags can sign a QB off the farm 2 days before the game, go on the road and throw it all over the field with success but our backup gets 1 pass per series

[unothadeal]

Who has Huard's number?

[siberian khatru]

Now people are going to actually suggest that the coaches are sabotaging the most important game for this team in 4 years because they don't want Croyle to do well. Seriously.

Remember the rumors that Haley secretly preferred Croyle over Cassel and was at odds with Pioli over it?

[KCFTW]

It is painfully obvious the coaches have no faith in Brodie.

I know, at least let him throw until he gets picked a couple times!

[Buns]

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[Chiefless]

Could you imagine the QB controversy that would arise if they ran their standard gameplan? I think this is brilliant play calling by the coaching staff.

/knowmo

[KC_Connection]

Now people are going to actually suggest that the coaches are sabotaging the most important game for this team in 4 years because they don't want Croyle to do well. Seriously.
Playcalling has sucked this game. Ultra-conservative.

[Ming the Merciless]

What chances?

The times they snap the ball and it ends up in his hands? The 18 times he has played in different games as a Cheif and has 0 (zero) wins?

[Hammock Parties]

I'd say we won that quarter.

CHIEFS WILL YEAH BABY

[Sure-Oz]

Now people are going to actually suggest that the coaches are sabotaging the most important game for this team in 4 years because they don't want Croyle to do well. Seriously.

No, its scared playcalling, lets keep doing it...

[doomy3]

What chances?

His 13 chances he has thrown?

[Pitt Gorilla]

Well, Sanchez is sucking a bag of dicks today as well.

[Marcellus]

SD afraid to throw it. LMAO

[Molitoth]

Exactlt. The ONE thing you can say for sure is that we would be better off with Cassel...How much better? No idea..But at least we might have had a a chance.

Well yeah, the oline may have blocked for Cassel.
Also, the gameplan might not have been run, run, pass, punt. Weis's gameplan is pure shit.

[Bob Dole]

SD left tackle moving before the snap. Again. No flag.

[petegz28]

Or our inability to move the football.

Uh we did try to move the ball. Their defender mugged Bowe and no flag. Kinda hard to move the ball when you get away with breaking the rules.

[Thig Lyfe]

Why am I watching this game. Why can't I turn off the TV and get some work done. Why. WHY.

[Bane]

Well, Sanchez is sucking a bag of dicks today as well.

The CHOSEN ONE?No way :eek:!

[Marcellus]

Why am I watching this game. Why can't I turn off the TV and get some work done. Why. WHY.

You aren't Knowmo.

[DeezNutz]

Uh we did try to move the ball. Their defender mugged Bowe and no flag. Kinda hard to move the ball when you get away with breaking the rules.

Blaming the refs is weak sauce.

We have been getting our asses handed to us all day. Just leave it at that. And no, Hali isn't held all the time, either.

[Hammock Parties]

Why am I watching this game. Why can't I turn off the TV and get some work done. Why. WHY.

Because you are not Knowmo.

[kcpasco]

Playcalling has sucked this game. Ultra-conservative.

This.

It's like they conceded a loss before the game even started

[Rausch]

The sad thing is even NOW we can't run the ball for $#it and even defending it is as stupid as calling it...

[petegz28]

SD left tackle moving before the snap. Again. No flag.

The rules have gone to pot this game..

The dropped TD
The no-call on PI against Bowe
False starts a few times
Holding like crazy


The Refs have been less than good

[alnorth]

Uh we did try to move the ball. Their defender mugged Bowe and no flag. Kinda hard to move the ball when you get away with breaking the rules.

penalties/yards

Chiefs 1/10

Chargers 4/27

Its not the reffing, we flat-out suck today.

[Bob Dole]

It is funny that a team like the Jags can sign a QB off the farm 2 days before the game, go on the road and throw it all over the field with success but our backup gets 1 pass per series

And usually on 3rd and long...

[Ming the Merciless]

Why am I watching this game. Why can't I turn off the TV and get some work done. Why. WHY.

This. LOL...Its liek a trainwreck or a car accident...or a guy on the roof of a tall building about to jump

[Sandolf]

SD afraid to throw it. LMAO

Or they are totally unconvinced of the Chiefs making another first down. :D

[KCSupersized]

Bigfoot

[warrior]

Bam

[petegz28]

Blaming the refs is weak sauce.

We have been getting our asses handed to us all day. Just leave it at that. And no, Hali isn't held all the time, either.

Yeah and when we move the ball who was there to buttfuck us?

[Molitoth]

Big foot spotting.

[Dayze]

Kris Wilson...SECRET WEAPON!

[unothadeal]

Kris Wilson lol

[bevischief]

Where the hell has he been all game?

[DBOSHO]

Pretty nice helmet to helmet there.

[RealSNR]

You're not good at football, Kris Wilson. Sit down and shut up.

[DeezNutz]

Yeah and when we move the ball who was there to butt**** us?

Our shitty players?

[Al Bundy]

Hey.. a "Secret Weapon" sighting.

[jd1020]

another 1, 2 run... any takers?

[Chiefless]

Uh we did try to move the ball. Their defender mugged Bowe and no flag. Kinda hard to move the ball when you get away with breaking the rules.

Yea, well you're just not gonna get that call when you suck this much ass.

[Bob Dole]

penalties/yards

Chiefs 1/10

Chargers 4/27

Its not the reffing, we flat-out suck today.

The two are not mutually exclusive.

[Thig Lyfe]

It's like they conceded a loss before the game even started

That's exactly what it feels like. We all knew from the moment they called that godawful screen on 3rd and 11 that this game was lost. It was an inevitability.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

hey atleast the chargers play on a short week GO 49ERS

[Molitoth]

Anyone wanna guess the next posession?

[Demonpenz]

GOD THAT WAS THE MOTHER FUCKIN EXCLAIMATION POINT. CHARGERS ARE BAD MOTHER FUCKERS CHIEFS ARE FUCKING PUSSIES

[jsmax]

Agree, painfully obvious that coachs have no faith in croyle.......also painfully obvious that again our defense is lost somewhere in KC.......

[WhitiE]

was that bigfoot?

[Rausch]

SD afraid to throw it. LMAO

Whut?

Why throw it when they can run fucking anybody and move the chains?...

[KCFTW]

Can they throw the ball so at least we can settle whether Croyle sucks or not here?

[dirk digler]

Nope. We went full Herm.

Cassel might have made a difference simply because the game plan might not have been neutered.

You never go full Herm

[pkane]

Uh we did try to move the ball. Their defender mugged Bowe and no flag. Kinda hard to move the ball when you get away with breaking the rules.


The refs are the last group of people i would blame for this game.

[jd1020]

Agree, painfully obvious that coachs have no faith in croyle.......also painfully obvious that again our defense is lost somewhere in KC.......

I bet Croyle gets another 1 year contract, because they have so much confidence in him.

[Dayze]

her comes a fake pass/draw; or bubble screen.

[Demonpenz]

It's one thing to be bad of football but the chiefs are just soft. Arenas god knocked the fuck out, mcluster knocked the fuck out, Tolbert rolled over Kendrick lewis.

[Ming the Merciless]

Anyone wanna guess the next posession?

draw

incomplete screen

reverse

incomplete 15 yard sideline

[Marcellus]

If we run run run they may as well pull Croyle and put in Dexter and run the Wildcat.

[ChiefsCountry]

The refs are the last group of people i would blame for this game.

pete blames the refs even when we win.

[BigMeatballDave]

This.

It's like they conceded a loss before the game even startedHeh, I certainly did.

[tk13]

I wish I could put money on things like "people will be complaining about the offensive gameplan after this game."

Maybe I should've said "during." :)

[chiefs1111]

and down he goes

[Thig Lyfe]

Jesus Christ.

[kstater]

I guess that's why they don't give him a chance. No presence.

[Bob Dole]

Yay! Another sack!

[FAX]

Great job, o-line.

Just great.

FAX

[Sure-Oz]

Croyle likes anal

[jd1020]

draw

incomplete screen

reverse

incomplete 15 yard sideline

Wrong.

[soopamanluva]

Utter domination.

[Ming the Merciless]

Anyone wanna guess the next posession?

sack

draw

sack

punt

[doomy3]

It's Matt Cassel's fault our OLine gives up sacks.

[DeezNutz]

And Albert has played really well today.

[Otter]

Can we sign SDs NT?

[dirk digler]

the ol isnt doing Croyle any favors either

[Demonpenz]

soft

[Start Croyle]

A loss as terrible as this CANNOT be blamed on one player! Even if Cassell is better than Croyle, that difference CANNOT solely explain this abysmal Chiefs performance!

[kstater]

ROFL

[Sandolf]

Going the wrong way.

[David.]

wow