So I learned somrthing very interesting

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

taking an online Defensive Driving class. Got a bullshit ticket from a Vietnamese motorcycle cop accusing me of running a stop sign. But anyway I took the Defensive Driving class online to reduce the ticket. The only thing I took away from it was :

If you are caught DWI in Saudi Arabia they cut off one foot.

If you are caught DWI in Bulgaria you face a firing squad.

Two places I DO NOT plan to visit!

[LiveSteam]

LOL

[Hootie]

what if you face the firing squad and come out on top?

[Hootie]

well at first I was thinking..."I'd bet there aren't a whole lot of drunk drivers in either one of these places..."

and then I was thinking...if you were driving drunk and happened to be in the process of being caught...something tragic would probably happen 9 times out of 10...

because if I'm to face a firing squad...I'm at least going down swinging...no way I'm pulling over without a fight.

If we ever incorporated either of these in America we'd see a lot more thrilling high speed chases and gunfights...

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

And by the way ,if you take this class ,it's 5 hours, they will send you a certificate that will reduce your insurance rate. Check with your insurance company first. And the best part is you can do it online while sitting there naked getting drunk.

www.comedydefensivedriving.com

[Saul Good]

In Chappaquiddick, they make you a senator for life.

[ClevelandBronco]

taking an online Defensive Driving class. Got a bullshit ticket from a Vietnamese motorcycle cop accusing me of running a stop sign. But anyway I took the Defensive Driving class online to reduce the ticket. The only thing I took away from it was :

If you are caught DWI in Saudi Arabia they cut off one foot.

If you are caught DWI in Bulgaria you face a firing squad.

Two places I DO NOT plan to visit!

You should stop running stop signs in Vietnam as well.

[teedubya]

If you get a DWI in Phoenix, Sheriff Joe makes you spent 10-14 days in Tent City... wearing pink underwear.

[teedubya]

If you get caught with a joint in Singapore... it's the death penalty.

[ClevelandBronco]

If you get a DWI in Phoenix, Sheriff Joe makes you spent 10-14 days in Tent City... wearing pink underwear.

If you shoot a Congresswoman in Tucson, they blame it on the former governor of Alaska.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

You should stop running stop signs in Vietnam as well.

The little Bastard has a lot of people pissed off here, we think he's just pissed because we kicked his parents ass in Vietnam. Anyway , I've already made up my mind if he gives me another ticket that I didn't deserve I'm just gonna kick his ass, take him to the farm and take pictures of him performing sexual acts on my hogs.

[ClevelandBronco]

The little Bastard has a lot of people pissed off here, we think he's just pissed because we kicked his parents ass in Vietnam. Anyway , I've already made up my mind if he gives me another ticket that I didn't deserve I'm just gonna kick his ass, take him to the farm and take pictures of him performing sexual acts on my hogs.

I think the hogs should be allowed to perform sexual acts on him.

The ticket is probably just a revenue-enhancing thing. All jurisdictions are feeling the pinch and trying to write more tickets. In their eyes, tax receipts are down and the money has to come from somewhere.

It's a pain in the ass, but I've changed my driving habits.

[listopencil]

Sticky keyboard?

[Art Vader]

If you get caught with a joint in Singapore... it's the death penalty.

is that true? lol

[Norman Einstein]

If you shoot a Congresswoman in Tucson, they blame it on the former governor of Alaska.

AND they protect you from the media. Put you in a comfy cell until your arraignment and pay all of your legal and medical fees. They may even arrange for you to meet the president.

[Iowanian]

I learned something interesting too.

I cracked a tooth this weekend(vertical, down to the root)...
I went to the oral surgeon yesterday to have it taken out.
I learned about this new thing called a "hot tooth".
Basically, they gave me enough injections to kill an elephant and it didn't
deaden the nerves and I felt the entire thing for the entire hour they chainsawed winched and clipped at it.

Holy shit.

I think I'd rather cut off hemroids with fingernail clippers than ever go through that again.
No one should ever be awake for that.

At some point, I told him to get me a rock and and ice skate.

Holy shit is all I can say.

[Rain Man]

If you get a DWI in Phoenix, Sheriff Joe makes you spent 10-14 days in Tent City... wearing pink underwear.

Oh, yeah. Where is endelt these days?

[bevischief]

I learned something interesting too.

I cracked a tooth this weekend(vertical, down to the root)...
I went to the oral surgeon yesterday to have it taken out.
I learned about this new thing called a "hot tooth".
Basically, they gave me enough injections to kill an elephant and it didn't
deaden the nerves and I felt the entire thing for the entire hour they chainsawed winched and clipped at it.

Holy shit.

I think I'd rather cut off hemroids with fingernail clippers than ever go through that again.
No one should ever be awake for that.

At some point, I told him to get me a rock and and ice skate.

Holy shit is all I can say.

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