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Old 01-12-2011, 01:54 PM  
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So I learned somrthing very interesting
taking an online Defensive Driving class. Got a bullshit ticket from a Vietnamese motorcycle cop accusing me of running a stop sign. But anyway I took the Defensive Driving class online to reduce the ticket. The only thing I took away from it was :

If you are caught DWI in Saudi Arabia they cut off one foot.

If you are caught DWI in Bulgaria you face a firing squad.

Two places I DO NOT plan to visit!
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Old 01-12-2011, 01:55 PM   #2
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Old 01-12-2011, 01:56 PM   #3
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what if you face the firing squad and come out on top?
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Old 01-12-2011, 01:58 PM   #4
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well at first I was thinking..."I'd bet there aren't a whole lot of drunk drivers in either one of these places..."

and then I was thinking...if you were driving drunk and happened to be in the process of being caught...something tragic would probably happen 9 times out of 10...

because if I'm to face a firing squad...I'm at least going down swinging...no way I'm pulling over without a fight.

If we ever incorporated either of these in America we'd see a lot more thrilling high speed chases and gunfights...
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Old 01-12-2011, 01:58 PM   #5
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And by the way ,if you take this class ,it's 5 hours, they will send you a certificate that will reduce your insurance rate. Check with your insurance company first. And the best part is you can do it online while sitting there naked getting drunk.

www.comedydefensivedriving.com
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Old 01-12-2011, 02:03 PM   #6
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Old 01-12-2011, 02:07 PM   #7
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taking an online Defensive Driving class. Got a bullshit ticket from a Vietnamese motorcycle cop accusing me of running a stop sign. But anyway I took the Defensive Driving class online to reduce the ticket. The only thing I took away from it was :

If you are caught DWI in Saudi Arabia they cut off one foot.

If you are caught DWI in Bulgaria you face a firing squad.

Two places I DO NOT plan to visit!
You should stop running stop signs in Vietnam as well.
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Old 01-12-2011, 02:08 PM   #8
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Old 01-12-2011, 02:10 PM   #10
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If you shoot a Congresswoman in Tucson, they blame it on the former governor of Alaska.
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Old 01-12-2011, 02:12 PM   #11
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You should stop running stop signs in Vietnam as well.
The little Bastard has a lot of people pissed off here, we think he's just pissed because we kicked his parents ass in Vietnam. Anyway , I've already made up my mind if he gives me another ticket that I didn't deserve I'm just gonna kick his ass, take him to the farm and take pictures of him performing sexual acts on my hogs.
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Old 01-12-2011, 02:17 PM   #12
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The little Bastard has a lot of people pissed off here, we think he's just pissed because we kicked his parents ass in Vietnam. Anyway , I've already made up my mind if he gives me another ticket that I didn't deserve I'm just gonna kick his ass, take him to the farm and take pictures of him performing sexual acts on my hogs.
I think the hogs should be allowed to perform sexual acts on him.

The ticket is probably just a revenue-enhancing thing. All jurisdictions are feeling the pinch and trying to write more tickets. In their eyes, tax receipts are down and the money has to come from somewhere.

It's a pain in the ass, but I've changed my driving habits.
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Old 01-12-2011, 04:01 PM   #13
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Old 01-12-2011, 04:08 PM   #14
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If you shoot a Congresswoman in Tucson, they blame it on the former governor of Alaska.
AND they protect you from the media. Put you in a comfy cell until your arraignment and pay all of your legal and medical fees. They may even arrange for you to meet the president.
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