Worst Criminal Defense EVAH

[gblowfish]

"Honest your Honor, I'm just a bad tickler!"

http://tinyurl.com/3gqa6qn

KANSAS CITY—
A Kansas City man is facing his second sex crime charge in less than a month. Police suspect 26-year-old Mark Thomas sodomized a four-year-old girl in a hotel room.

In court documents, Thomas told police he was just a "bad tickler" and that his finger slipped.

Thomas is already in jail awaiting legal proceedings on a separate sodomy charge involving a six-year-old girl.

[seclark]

he needs to be tickled w/a sledge hammer.
sec

[4th and Long]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/12/23/d5e9aa26-8ef7-46ea-bb2f-cf1aebd4218f.jpg

[ReynardMuldrake]

I'm sure his wrestling coach taught him that one.

[talastan]

Lets hope his cellmate in the future is a "bad tickler". Let the punishment fit the crime!

[tooge]

Lets hope his cellmate in the future is a "bad tickler". Let the punishment fit the crime!

Now get on over here and suck your wifes dick

[listopencil]

"Sodomized" means he stuck his finger up a little girls butt, right?

[tooge]

it means he stuck something up her butt. Finger, dick, tongue, toe, does it really matter?

[listopencil]

it means he stuck something up her butt. Finger, dick, tongue, toe, does it really matter?

I assume he stuck his finger up her butt because of the "bad tickler" defense. Man. I would beat the living crap out of that guy if it were my daughter. Maybe kill him in the process.

[Fumblerooski]

I assume he stuck his finger up her butt because of the "bad tickler" defense. Man. I would beat the living crap out of that guy if it were my daughter. Maybe kill him in the process.

You may remove the 'maybe' from the last sentence... I have 2 little girls, and words cannot describe the final things any sick fuck that touched them would see...

[listopencil]

You may remove the 'maybe' from the last sentence... I have 2 little girls, and words cannot describe the final things any sick **** that touched them would see...

Depends on whether I had enough presence of mind to stop in time so he could still enjoy his jail time.

[talastan]

You may remove the 'maybe' from the last sentence... I have 2 little girls, and words cannot describe the final things any sick **** that touched them would see...

Depends on whether I had enough presence of mind to stop in time so he could still enjoy his jail time.

THIS x 2 - I'd like to think I'm pretty calm and level-headed but if any sicko ever touched my kids, I'd make American History X a family-friendly movie compared to what I'd do to them.

[chasedude]

I always thought the "Twinkie Defense" was the worst EVAH?

This one hits a new record I guess.

[gblowfish]

I always thought the "Twinkie Defense" was the worst EVAH?

This one hits a new record I guess.

Twinkie Defense only works if you track down and kill a Gay co-worker.

[RNR]

My kids are grown however I now have a granddaughter. On my mothers grave this shitbag never gets to jail. One way or another I would find a way to make him dead~

[JD10367]

Aside from the obvious "he's a sick fuck, kill him slowly and painfully"... what the fuck is a strange 26-year-old guy doing in a hotel room with a 4-year-old? Did he work there? If he did, were his employers not aware of the other charge against him? Where the fuck were the parents? Not blaming the victims here but, if I had a 4-year-old daughter, she'd pretty much be within two feet of me or my wife 24/7. There are just too many whacked people out there.

[threebag]

I'd give him the Jack Ruby

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Now get on over here and suck your wifes dick

I imagine he'll find out if he prefers tossing the salad with or without jelly in a short period of time.

[BWillie]

That is pretty bad, but my friend got stabbed one time in a road rage type of thing. My friend almost ran a stop sign, but didn't. Guy yelled at him, my friend gave him the bird. Guy followed us to a major 4 way intersection. Got out of his car, stabbed my friend through is open car window. When the cops found him, he said he remembered the incident, but he couldn't have done it, because if he would have stabbed him, he would have made sure he killed him. Smart man.

[ohiobronco2]

If the finger doesn't fit you must acquit.












Wow......Even I thought that was in poor taste.