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Worst Criminal Defense EVAH
"Honest your Honor, I'm just a bad tickler!"
http://tinyurl.com/3gqa6qn KANSAS CITY— A Kansas City man is facing his second sex crime charge in less than a month. Police suspect 26-year-old Mark Thomas sodomized a four-year-old girl in a hotel room. In court documents, Thomas told police he was just a "bad tickler" and that his finger slipped. Thomas is already in jail awaiting legal proceedings on a separate sodomy charge involving a six-year-old girl. |
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06-03-2011, 11:47 AM | #2 |
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he needs to be tickled w/a sledge hammer.
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06-03-2011, 11:47 AM | #3 |
Wheeeeee!!!
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06-03-2011, 12:06 PM | #4 |
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I'm sure his wrestling coach taught him that one.
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06-03-2011, 12:09 PM | #5 |
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Lets hope his cellmate in the future is a "bad tickler". Let the punishment fit the crime!
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06-03-2011, 12:18 PM | #6 |
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06-03-2011, 12:19 PM | #7 |
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"Sodomized" means he stuck his finger up a little girls butt, right?
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06-03-2011, 12:21 PM | #8 |
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it means he stuck something up her butt. Finger, dick, tongue, toe, does it really matter?
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06-03-2011, 12:25 PM | #9 |
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I assume he stuck his finger up her butt because of the "bad tickler" defense. Man. I would beat the living crap out of that guy if it were my daughter. Maybe kill him in the process.
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06-03-2011, 12:30 PM | #10 | |
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You may remove the 'maybe' from the last sentence... I have 2 little girls, and words cannot describe the final things any sick **** that touched them would see...
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06-03-2011, 12:32 PM | #11 |
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Depends on whether I had enough presence of mind to stop in time so he could still enjoy his jail time.
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06-03-2011, 12:36 PM | #12 | |
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06-03-2011, 01:22 PM | #13 |
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I always thought the "Twinkie Defense" was the worst EVAH?
This one hits a new record I guess. |
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06-03-2011, 02:24 PM | #14 |
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06-03-2011, 02:29 PM | #15 |
America is great assholes~
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My kids are grown however I now have a granddaughter. On my mothers grave this shitbag never gets to jail. One way or another I would find a way to make him dead~
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