Gladiator Round 3, Match 8: btlook1 vs. dpg4zombie

[Rain Man]

The last match of Round 3 is for the championship of the Apache Division. And this is a good one.



btlook1:

Pirate sword

Backup weapon: 20 sharp small ninja stars

Time to plan: 29 seconds


dpg4zombie:

Baseball bat

No backup weapon

Special factor: You have a prissy cheerleader on your side who hits like a girl and is unarmed (and won't carry weapons), but who really wants to help you.

Time to plan: 70 seconds



Venue:

Classic sandy arena

Starting distance: 7 feet

[CHENZ A!]

btlook1 all day on this one, unless he's seriously distracted by the jailbait.

[Ebolapox]

is the baseball bat aluminum or wooden? what does the pirate sword look like?

[bevischief]

Is the prissy cheerleader naked with big... May sway the voting.

[MOhillbilly]

how big are the girls tits and does she have panties on?

[KurtCobain]

If she really wants to help she'll fuck the dude while zombie fucks him up.

[Renegade]

At least Zombie will die a happy death with a smile on his face

[MOhillbilly]

rapier pirate sword? scimitar? generic blade w/ stick handle?

[Rain Man]

is the baseball bat aluminum or wooden? what does the pirate sword look like?


Wooden (ash, I believe), and your basic scimitar.

[Rain Man]

Is the prissy cheerleader naked with big... May sway the voting.


Wearing a classic high school cheerleader uniform, though she is over 18. Per cheerleader standards, has .... big enough to get the cheerleading gig, but not too big to efficiently perform cartwheels.

[MOhillbilly]

scimitars and ball bats are both slashin weapons. Hmmmmm...

[Rain Man]

how big are the girls tits and does she have panties on?

See previous post for the first question. As of the second question, we will only know if she performs a cartwheel. Perhaps dpg4zombie will ask that as a diversionary tactic.

[Rain Man]

rapier pirate sword? scimitar? generic blade w/ stick handle?


Classic scimitar. Let's go more barbary pirate than English privateer.

[Rain Man]

If btlook1 didn't have the ninja stars, I'd go with dpg4zombie. The cheerleader could go around back, and btl would have to keep facing dpg. The cheerleader would then jump on his back and mess up his sword arm while dpg clubbed him. However, I think btl can use the ninja stars on the cheerleader, and I don't see her playing through the pain if she catches one in the chest or belly or leg, even if it's only a minor wound. That then leaves btl facing dpg and holding the better weapon.

[alnorth]

Easy.

Unexpected shout and boob-flash -> btlook1 is distracted a good 2 seconds -> baseball bat to the back of the head -> dpg wins

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Waiting for confirmation if dpg4 is actually a zombie before I vote.

[btlook1]

Sorry Zombie....after I dispatched you with the sword I did your little cheer leader...she was great. I'm going to take her with me to the next match and yes she was wearing a thong...but not anymore!

[Rain Man]

Game over. btlook1 strikes down the zombie and then walks off with the cheerleader over his shoulder. You know, to take her home to her parents because a young woman shouldn't be doing dangerous stuff like this.