Other Games Gladiator Round 3, Match 8: btlook1 vs. dpg4zombie

**Rain Man** · 07-15-2011, 08:15 AM

The last match of Round 3 is for the championship of the Apache Division. And this is a good one.

btlook1:

Pirate sword

Backup weapon: 20 sharp small ninja stars

Time to plan: 29 seconds

dpg4zombie:

Baseball bat

No backup weapon

Special factor: You have a prissy cheerleader on your side who hits like a girl and is unarmed (and won't carry weapons), but who really wants to help you.

Time to plan: 70 seconds

Venue:

Classic sandy arena

Starting distance: 7 feet

CHENZ A! · 07-15-2011, 08:27 AM

btlook1 all day on this one, unless he's seriously distracted by the jailbait.

Ebolapox · 07-15-2011, 08:37 AM

is the baseball bat aluminum or wooden? what does the pirate sword look like?

**bevischief** · 07-15-2011, 08:55 AM

Is the prissy cheerleader naked with big... May sway the voting.

MOhillbilly · 07-15-2011, 09:43 AM

how big are the girls tits and does she have panties on?

KurtCobain · 07-15-2011, 09:45 AM

If she really wants to help she'll **** the dude while zombie ****s him up.

**Renegade** · 07-15-2011, 09:46 AM

At least Zombie will die a happy death with a smile on his face

MOhillbilly · 07-15-2011, 09:49 AM

rapier pirate sword? scimitar? generic blade w/ stick handle?

**Rain Man** · 07-15-2011, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H5N1

is the baseball bat aluminum or wooden? what does the pirate sword look like?

Wooden (ash, I believe), and your basic scimitar.

**Rain Man** · 07-15-2011, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief

Is the prissy cheerleader naked with big... May sway the voting.

Wearing a classic high school cheerleader uniform, though she is over 18. Per cheerleader standards, has .... big enough to get the cheerleading gig, but not too big to efficiently perform cartwheels.

MOhillbilly · 07-15-2011, 09:58 AM

scimitars and ball bats are both slashin weapons. Hmmmmm...

**Rain Man** · 07-15-2011, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

how big are the girls tits and does she have panties on?

See previous post for the first question. As of the second question, we will only know if she performs a cartwheel. Perhaps dpg4zombie will ask that as a diversionary tactic.

**Rain Man** · 07-15-2011, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

rapier pirate sword? scimitar? generic blade w/ stick handle?

Classic scimitar. Let's go more barbary pirate than English privateer.

**Rain Man** · 07-15-2011, 10:02 AM

If btlook1 didn't have the ninja stars, I'd go with dpg4zombie. The cheerleader could go around back, and btl would have to keep facing dpg. The cheerleader would then jump on his back and mess up his sword arm while dpg clubbed him. However, I think btl can use the ninja stars on the cheerleader, and I don't see her playing through the pain if she catches one in the chest or belly or leg, even if it's only a minor wound. That then leaves btl facing dpg and holding the better weapon.

**alnorth** · 07-15-2011, 04:36 PM

Easy.

Unexpected shout and boob-flash -> btlook1 is distracted a good 2 seconds -> baseball bat to the back of the head -> dpg wins

View Poll Results: Who wins?
btlook1	19	67.86%
dpg4zombie	9	32.14%
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07-15-2011, 08:15 AM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3038491 VARSITY	Gladiator Round 3, Match 8: btlook1 vs. dpg4zombie The last match of Round 3 is for the championship of the Apache Division. And this is a good one. btlook1: Pirate sword Backup weapon: 20 sharp small ninja stars Time to plan: 29 seconds dpg4zombie: Baseball bat No backup weapon Special factor: You have a prissy cheerleader on your side who hits like a girl and is unarmed (and won't carry weapons), but who really wants to help you. Time to plan: 70 seconds Venue: Classic sandy arena Starting distance: 7 feet
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07-15-2011, 08:27 AM	#2
CHENZ A! pimping hoes + clocking a grip Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $9977569	btlook1 all day on this one, unless he's seriously distracted by the jailbait.
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07-15-2011, 08:37 AM	#3
Ebolapox remember, remember Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como Casino cash: $1809903	is the baseball bat aluminum or wooden? what does the pirate sword look like?
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07-15-2011, 08:55 AM	#4
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $8659352 VARSITY	Is the prissy cheerleader naked with big... May sway the voting.
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07-15-2011, 09:43 AM	#5
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	how big are the girls tits and does she have panties on? __________________ True Son of Liberty
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07-15-2011, 09:45 AM	#6
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-1747903	If she really wants to help she'll ** the dude while zombie **s him up.
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07-15-2011, 09:46 AM	#7
Renegade Just Lurking Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Ozark Mountain Country Casino cash: $1497904	At least Zombie will die a happy death with a smile on his face
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07-15-2011, 09:49 AM	#8
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	rapier pirate sword? scimitar? generic blade w/ stick handle? __________________ True Son of Liberty
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07-15-2011, 09:58 AM	#11
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	scimitars and ball bats are both slashin weapons. Hmmmmm... __________________ True Son of Liberty
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07-15-2011, 10:02 AM	#14
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3038491 VARSITY	If btlook1 didn't have the ninja stars, I'd go with dpg4zombie. The cheerleader could go around back, and btl would have to keep facing dpg. The cheerleader would then jump on his back and mess up his sword arm while dpg clubbed him. However, I think btl can use the ninja stars on the cheerleader, and I don't see her playing through the pain if she catches one in the chest or belly or leg, even if it's only a minor wound. That then leaves btl facing dpg and holding the better weapon. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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07-15-2011, 04:36 PM	#15
alnorth . Join Date: Dec 2002 Casino cash: $57166239	Easy. Unexpected shout and boob-flash -> btlook1 is distracted a good 2 seconds -> baseball bat to the back of the head -> dpg wins __________________ how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? HOW MANY?! none they just sit in the dark and cry
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