**** Official Kansas City Chiefs vs. Indianapolis Colts Gamethread ****

[HoneyBadger]

Where the hell are these announcers getting their facts from?

[BigRichard]

Jones probably just got is 3.0 average

[Chief_in_Commander]

where the hell did that burst come from?

[Pablo]

Thomas Jones get 13 in one whole run. Usually that takes 5 runs.

[Sure-Oz]

That Thomas Jones run would've been a TD for charles, wow he's slow

[Discuss Thrower]

What's TJ's average now?

[mnchiefsguy]

Back to back first downs. I am shocked. Nice catch by Breaston.

[kc rush]

13 yards will screw up that 2yd avg

[1ChiefsDan]

Colts D sucks too.

[chiefs1111]

oh oh Battle time

[Rausch]

"Kansas City is one of the best offenses in 3rd and long."


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[DeezNutz]

Vintage Cassel. Throwing behind the TE on the rollout.

[Lzen]

Does Pope always have to bobble the ball? :shake:

[Rausch]

Vintage Cassel. Throwing behind the TE on the rollout.

His arm can't match speed like that...

[siberian khatru]

nice

[cdcox]

Awesome call.

[DeezNutz]

Play. Maker.

[Marcellus]

Battle makes Jones look fleet footed.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

McCluster is just owning.

[KevB]

What the hell was that call?

[MMXcalibur]

STOP DOING THAT F**KING PLAY

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[Discuss Thrower]

Just run right up the centers ass, jfc..

[DeezNutz]

Punting here is stupid.

[chiefs1111]

well that sucked

[headsnap]

McClustersuck!

[Demonpenz]

that shit is just a bad playcall. Just bang it up in there with Battle

[HoneyBadger]

Ahh the chiefs I know and love are back today!! <3

[DBOSHO]

Play. Maker.

Dont even dude. That play never has any shot.

[1ChiefsDan]

Heh, at least we can fall down on 3rd and short to prevent a first down.

[Rausch]

Battle makes Jones look fleet footed.

I'm sure he'll average more than 2.9 a game...

[Pablo]

2 BROKE GIRLS O MAN GOTTA WATCH THAT. GUNNA BE A LAFF RIOT LOL

[the Talking Can]

mccluster makes people miss because he is a playmaker and a rb just like charles











and Battle is taking his carries

[Marcellus]

Good lawd.

Lenny says not a good start fro DMC.

[Lzen]

Punting here is stupid.

Yup.

[Thig Lyfe]

My shitty computer keeps overheating and shutting off. How bad does Cassel look?

[KChiefer]

2 down territory and we run a stretch out of the shotgun. No.

[Rausch]

Punting here is stupid.

Considering our HC, OC, QB, and RB's it's a damned smart decision...

[Demonpenz]

Derrick Johnson INT or Dropped INT coming up

[Pablo]

Addai tore his ACL.

Oh wait, that's just Chiefs players.

[Dayze]

ahh...there's the Chiefs we know...giving up a record/best-of for the other team. Indy's longest drive of the season, courtesy of the Chiefs.

[Pablo]

My shitty computer keeps overheating and shutting off. How bad does Cassel look?He hasn't done anything stupid yet.

[DeezNutz]

What happened to "aggressive Haley"? Where are the Haley defenders? Defer. Get your shit pushed in. Follow it up with offensive miscues. Punt in IND territory.

Defend your boy.

[Lzen]

My shitty computer keeps overheating and shutting off. How bad does Cassel look?

Like your computed....shitty.

Naw, just kidding. Actually, Cassel hasn't looked too bad so far. Playcalling could be better, though.

[Discuss Thrower]

Vickception in Buffalo.

[chiefs1111]

good job Dorsey

[Rausch]

In his 21st year Fred Jackson doesn't get injured and cashes in on 1/4 the talent he had most of his career...

[mlyonsd]

3rd and 15. Right where they want us.

[Dayze]

jfc Solomon..STFU about manning. Even when Manning isn't in the game, he's still talked about the entire broadcast.

[Pablo]

YEAH. FUCK YEAH.

PUNT IT BITCHES.

[Demonpenz]

Got the holding call yeah, Then the Romeo backing off style does it thing and now a lady is punting

[locomoulds]

Back in the Luck lottery we really need a L here

[Bugeater]

Arenas celebrating a 2 yd return.

[Marcellus]

Casselesk play.

[tk13]

Minnesota is up 14-0 on Arizona. Vikings might be the best first half team in the NFL.

[chiefs1111]

stuffed

[kc rush]

yeah. tj.

[Rausch]

Arenas celebrating a 2 yd return.

Baby steps.

2yrdTJ with.......well.......

[Pablo]

I don't even notice a difference in speed between Jones and Jamaal Charles.

[DeezNutz]

Jones with the burst to the LOS.

[locomoulds]

The commentators keep talking like its a forgone conclusion the Colts get Luck

[DeezNutz]

DMC doesn't go down easy.

[siberian khatru]

SEC speed

[Marcellus]

Arenas celebrating a 2 yd return.

No he wasn't.

[MMXcalibur]

Using McCluster: Just.....stop.....Just stop.

[Pablo]

3rd and 9. Time for our SICK QB to pick up the 1st.

[Rausch]

We can't run the ball like last year because WE HAVE A GOLFER CALLING THE FUCKING PLAYS!

[kcpasco]

Chicken shit playcalling. I know Cassel sucks but come the fuck on

[the Talking Can]

mccluster is hilariously easy to bring down


clown midget

[siberian khatru]

Awesome possession

[Sure-Oz]

Great seeing Cassel sit there

[HoneyBadger]

Haley can't figure out why they can't run? Maybe you lost one of the best RBs in the league. Idiot.

[chiefs1111]

way to go Cassel you dumbass

[DeezNutz]

Richardson, owned.

[FAX]

ROFL

FAX

[Discuss Thrower]

Ole! sez BRich

[kc rush]

nice job richardson

[Rausch]

3rd and 9. Time for our SICK QB to pick up the 1st.

Because we're so good in 3rd and long.

[the Talking Can]

Cassel reads the field..sees nothing

[kcxiv]

No Pocket presence whatsoever.

[Bob Dole]

Way to see that blitz coming, phuqtard.

[texaschiefsfan]

Nice first quarter from the offense.

[locomoulds]

We really need to replace Richardson

[Hammock Parties]

Chiefs are sucking hard. Loving it.

[kstater]

He just holds it too long. The tackle held his block for almost a second before he got by him.

[DeezNutz]

In addition to the Haley defenders, I want to see some posts from those claiming that our second round in 2010 wasn't a ****ing disaster.

Defend your boys.

[Dayze]

i wish Michelle Wie would do some porn.

It's really not too much to ask.

[FAX]

Cassel reads the field..sees nothing

It's greenish-blue, Coach.

FAX

[tk13]

Vikings now up 21-0. If they blow this they might as well quit. Pretty good day for the winless teams so far.

[siberian khatru]

Vikes 21-0

Better not blow this one

[DBOSHO]

You can step up into the pocket if you want to avoid that, cassel.

[Rausch]

way to go Cassel you dumbass

He's clearly the King of Queens but that was all on the RT...

[Lzen]

We can't run the ball like last year because WE HAVE A GOLFER CALLING THE ****ING PLAYS!

WTF does that have to do with anything? I assume you mean Haley. That golfer called Arizona's plays to a SB appearance. Just sayin.

[Marcellus]

In addition to the Haley defenders, I want to see some posts from those claiming that our second round in 2010 was a ****ing disaster.

Defend your boys.

You having posting issues today?:hmmm:

[FAX]

In addition to the Haley defenders, I want to see some posts from those claiming that our second round in 2010 was a ****ing disaster.

Defend your boys.

Haley's cool.

Cassel ... is very uncool.

There. Defended.

FAX

[the Talking Can]

Cassel didn't feel the rush, didn't step up in the pocket, and couldn't find a WR to throw to in 4 secs....



he looks helpless because he is helpless

[texaschiefsfan]

WTF does that have to do with anything? I assume you mean Haley. That golfer called Arizona's plays to a SB appearance. Just sayin.

Funny what you can do with a real QB.

[DeezNutz]

You having posting issues today?:hmmm:

LMAO.

Sigh. It makes so much sense in my head pictures.

[Marcellus]

Vikes 21-0

Better not blow this one

Seems Kolb wasn't all that.

[Demonpenz]

Yeah Viagra commercial Lets destroy a Life Jacket to make sure the mast is working correctly, that sounds like a good idea

[Lzen]

We really need to replace Richardson

Agreed. However, it looked like Cassel could have stepped up in the pocket.

Cassel pocket presense = low.

[kstater]

Posters that have .gifs in their sigs and then decide to post in game threads 5 million times ought to be shot.

[Marcellus]

LMAO.

Sigh. It makes so much sense in my head pictures.

I defended the picks at the time and still don't think Arenas is a bad pick.

DMC on the other hand, looks like he will be out of football soon.

[FAX]

As a head coach, Whisenhunt only made it to the Super Bowl one time ... and that was when Haley was OC.

I think.

FAX

[BigRichard]

That looked like a Cassel throw.

[BryanBusby]

Posters that have .gifs in their sigs and then decide to post in game threads 5 million times ought to be shot.

or butt-hurt poster should upgrade from their Apple II-E and 2400 baud modem.

[Rausch]

i wish Michelle Wie would do some porn.

It's really not too much to ask.

I think we're owed at least that. As Chiefs fans?

We take this to court we could probably settle for that, a Kate Beckinsale full frontal, and two boxes of kleenex per person...

[Bugeater]

Posters that have .gifs in their sigs and then decide to post in game threads 5 million times ought to be shot.
Adblock. Or shut off sigs.

[Discuss Thrower]

Javier getting abused in coverage.

[kc rush]

Arenas sucks for luck

[kcpasco]

They gonna get punked by a backup Qb and rb.

[Dartgod]

Posters that have .gifs in their sigs and then decide to post in game threads 5 million times ought to be shot.
People that bitch about sigs, when they could just turn them off should be shot.

[DeezNutz]

Good coverage. Better throw and route.

[texaschiefsfan]

KC third and long defense is great.

[1ChiefsDan]

That looked like a Cassel throw.

Stupid rookie, trying to imitate our pro bowl qb. :D

[Bob Dole]

3rd and 10. CONVERTED! lol

[cdcox]

Posters that have .gifs in their sigs and then decide to post in game threads 5 million times ought to be shot.

Posters who have sigs turned on then complain about them should be shot.

[FAX]

I use "at work" modality. Works great on sig things.

Plus, it makes me think I'm actually working.

FAX

[DeezNutz]

Whoa.

[GloryDayz]

LOL!!! SFL!!!

[chiefs1111]

no pressure at all today

[kstater]

So tired

[kc rush]

that was a grab

[Sure-Oz]

Manning is on fire today

[kcpasco]

Fuck this team. Fuck this team. Fuck this team.

[locomoulds]

Hali being doubled teamed

[the Talking Can]

painter is a piece of shit






and he's better than Cassel

[MMXcalibur]

I knew it. I f**king knew these shitheads would make Painter look like a goddamn hall of famer.

[tk13]

That's the best throw Painter has ever made.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Our defense is absolutely hidious.

[Sure-Oz]

Dallas Clark surprised a ball is thrown his way

[texaschiefsfan]

How the hell did the Chiefs win last week?

[Marcellus]

Painter is spackling the Chefs.

[Discuss Thrower]

Honestly I wouldn't be mad if Hali demanded a trade next year.

[chiefs1111]

good job Tamba

[BigRichard]

Hali is not sucking for Luck

[cdcox]

Hali just keeps getting better.

[DeezNutz]

Great effort from Hali.

[1ChiefsDan]

Go seachickens! Up 14-7 over Giants

[Buck]

Vikes 28-0. Still 1st qtr.

[siberian khatru]

APete going nuts

[Discuss Thrower]

They called that "coverage"?

[kc rush]

old man still has a leg

[HoneyBadger]

painter is a piece of shit






and he's better than Cassel

Everyone is better than Cassel...

[cdcox]

We're down 4 scores already in the first half.

[GloryDayz]

Posters that have .gifs in their sigs and then decide to post in game threads 5 million times ought to be shot.

At least my avatar has a fine butt and legs....

[Setsuna]

LOL Painter is raping your secondary.

[texaschiefsfan]

And the rout is on! No way these clowns score 10 points today.

[GloryDayz]

LOL, we just gor a "Loss of input signal" on our TV...

[Sure-Oz]

Loss of Input Signal

[FAX]

LOL, we just gor a "Loss of input signal" on our TV...

The Don is sick of this crap.

FAX

[Dartgod]

LOL, we just gor a "Loss of input signal" on our TV...
Need to send thank you card to CBS.

[SnakeXJones]

CBS is awesome

[Sure-Oz]

KCTV5 telling us to do something the rest of the day

[kstater]

Rumor has it Katie Horner just orgasmed.

[Marcellus]

I didn't lose signal, unfortunately.

[kcpasco]

I wish I would get a loss of signal.

[GloryDayz]

The Don is sick of this crap.

FAX

OK, now KCTV is trying out for the Chiefs!!! They're like the Matt cASSHOLE of TV stations...

[SnakeXJones]

Rumor has it Katie Horner just orgasmed.
Yeah but they just found a replacement for that cunt

[CoMoChief]

argh

[DeezNutz]

10 plays, 30 yards. We're fortunate that Haley is an offensive coach.

[chiefs1111]

oh boy

[FAX]

Cassel looks focused.

On his shoelaces.

FAX

[kcpasco]

Just wait until our Monday night games

[Discuss Thrower]

really?

[kstater]

Nice block Albert

[FAX]

McCluster is like a little jitterbug.

Squashed under a shoe.

FAX

[cdcox]

Only 4 yards? Looked like a lot more.

[1ChiefsDan]

LOL, Albert out to block, missed it...

[Sure-Oz]

LOL Cassel

[chiefs1111]

that drive was awesome

[banyon]

Practice squad guy pwned Cassel's stare down throws on that series.

[BigMeatballDave]

10 plays, 30 yards. We're fortunate that Haley is an offensive coach.

You are still aware who our QB is, correct? Don't be stupid.

[Lzen]

Richardson got pwned again.

[kc rush]

killed by a ps player

[QuikSsurfer]

Get 67 out of there... shit

[Bump]

God, Painter is way better than Cassel

[Al Bundy]

The screen keeps flickering for me.

[DeezNutz]

Wait, Solomon. I thought we excelled at third and long?

[the Talking Can]

1. mccluster is a playmaker



2. Cassel is awesome just like pawnsmoker has claimed every day for 2 years

[cdcox]

Step to the left, Matt. There are these things called passing lanes.

[notorious]

:facepalm:


It's amazing how much this team sucks.

[petegz28]

I feel another blowout coming

[Discuss Thrower]

You are still aware who our QB is, correct? Don't be stupid.

Not going for it on 4th down on that first drive is pretty questionable.

You're 1-3; what do you have to lose?

[FAX]

Step to the left, Matt. There are these things called passing lanes.

That would require doing two things simultaneously.

FAX

[mlyonsd]

Good god we suck.

[DeezNutz]

You are still aware who our QB is, correct? Don't be stupid.

Yes, he's as over-matched as our "well-prepared" HC.

[kcxiv]

Matt Cassel is fucking terrible

[Baby Lee]

What's the deal with the big hat/mustache commercial? Am I missing something?

[Marcellus]

They are just keeping Matt fresh for the sideline brawl before half.

[petegz28]

Fire Haley, bench Cassel, start Stanzi, write off the rest of the season

[DeezNutz]

What a fucking joke.

[siberian khatru]

Slightly open

[cdcox]

Wow.

[kc rush]

too easy

[chiefs1111]

Flowers got his ass beat

[banyon]

:o)

[Sure-Oz]

Flowers was worth that contract

[Bugeater]

LMAO Well my concerns about the defense were unfounded.

[kstater]

Exhausted defense right there.

[1ChiefsDan]

Wow, just pure suck.

[kcxiv]

lol, Wtf.

We are that bad. wow

[Thig Lyfe]

Do you guys think we could trade a 2nd rounder for Painter?

[kcpasco]

LOL

[BigMeatballDave]

Yes, he's as over-matched as our "well-prepared" HC.

Well, since Haley is so awful, let's keep Cassel and fire Haley.

[Marcellus]

Fire Haley, bench Cassel, start Stanzi, write off the rest of the season

No way, we start Stanzi we may win a few more games.

[GloryDayz]

LOL..... SFL!!!!!!!

[cdcox]

SUCK 4 LUCK!
SUCK 4 LUCK!
SUCK 4 LUCK!
SUCK 4 LUCK!
SUCK 4 LUCK!
SUCK 4 LUCK!
SUCK 4 LUCK!

[Mr. Plow]

This is the kind of suck that rivals KU's type of suck. Jesus.

[MMXcalibur]

Curtis Painter, ladies and gentlemen.

Curtis Painter is doing this to our defense.

[BigChiefFan]

Number one pick is looking better.

[Al Bundy]

Raiders and Chiefs give up LONG touchdown passes at the exact same moment.

[milkshock]

fuck you crennel

[tk13]

There wasn't a guy within 10 yards of him, at least.

[Bob Dole]

hahahahaha. CDD.

[Setsuna]

Flowers = garbage

[Delano]

Career day _efense returns.
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[DeezNutz]

Well, since Haley is so awful, let's keep Cassel and fire Haley.

Or cut bait with both of the pieces of shit.

I'd love to burn Pioli, too, but he's going to get to make at least one more coaching hire.

[Discuss Thrower]

So add CB to the draft list.. Which at this point is now at QB, LB, RT, S, RB... I forget anything?

[texaschiefsfan]

I feel bad for our defense for having to put up with our awful offense. However, I feel bad for our offense having to put up with our swiss cheese defense.

[suzzer99]

What the fuck

[Thig Lyfe]

lol, Wtf.

We are that bad. wow

We are... Luckworthy!

[milkshock]

pwned by curtis fucking painter

[Marcellus]

JFC, fire Crennel while we are at it.

[ILChief]

Suck 4 Luck

[kcpasco]

That Painter guy is a hall of famer.

This team is just horrible.

[QuikSsurfer]

Flowers gettin paid boiiii

[jd1020]

At least the FO picked the right CB to lock up.

[Buck]

Just saw the play on the Red Zone channel.

All I can say is wow.

[HoneyBadger]

Is Haley still using his pre-scripted 20 plays???

[BryanBusby]

Brandon Flowers clearly wants Luck

[jd1020]

So add CB to the draft list.. Which at this point is now at QB, LB, RT, S, RB... I forget anything?

G/C. Which ever position Hudson isn't going to play.

[DBOSHO]

Ummm...

This is curtis painter...

[tomahawk kid]

God, Painter is way better than Cassel

I'm guessing Painter has played a significant amount of football since high school.

Cassel has not.

[Delano]

Exhausted defense right there.

Mentally exhausted? That was blown coverage.
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[Mr. Flopnuts]

Fuck Luck. He couldn't help these shitstains on defense.

[Marcellus]

I hope Cassel is so pissed he throws it 8 yards!

[Thig Lyfe]

I seem to remember a few people on here saying we weren't bad enough for the #1 pick.

Where are the doubters now???

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Good...Good

Your suck has made you powerful

http://plus4chan.org/b/cog/src/130656327019.jpg

[Fritz88]

anyone wanting to give Haley a second chance next year?

I sincerely hope that our problem lies not with Pioli.
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[Sure-Oz]

wtf is flowers doing cover your man dumbass

[petegz28]

Flowers was fucked either way...2 guys were flying wide open

[SnakeXJones]

Flowers bit hard on that pass fake

[Thig Lyfe]

Damn, Flowers got straight up clowned by Curtis Fucking Painter.

[Chiefnj2]

Pay that corner 8 mil a year!

[kcxiv]

Thomas 2.4 yards per carry Jones.

[Bugeater]

SUCK 4 LUCK!
SUCK 4 LUCK!
SUCK 4 LUCK!
SUCK 4 LUCK!
SUCK 4 LUCK!
SUCK 4 LUCK!
SUCK 4 LUCK!

I owe you rep for this.

[Priest31kc]

Flowers not having a good game.

[cdcox]

So glad we won last week. I mean that win was really really really meaningful for the future of the franchise.

[GloryDayz]

And we answer with a 1-yard run... LOL!!

[tk13]

Painter has never been this good. Granted he's only played in preseason but he's rarely shown flashes. Colts fans have complained for years about bringing in another backup because they've watched Painter muddle through preseason chucking it all over the yard.