help me caption this pic

[JOhn]

Help Me caption this picture, trying to win free ski pass from local radio station.

[crispystl]

That can't be fucking real!

[kstater]

"I'm a pillowbiter, this thing next to me has a dick"

[Bugeater]

"I'm a pillowbiter, this thing next to me has a dick"
:eek:

[Jenson71]

Although his apple fall far from the tree, little Fido still wasn't satisfied.

[Bwana]

That can't be ****ing real!

Yes, it can! :eek:

[headsnap]

The Bitch made me do it.

[crispystl]

What a poor pussy whipped bastard.

[JOhn]

Yes, it can! :eek:

Lol
Hoping to win passes to Sleeping Giant.

[Earthling]

After finding nothing but cookie crumbs left on the plate Santa begins the process of turning Ted, Mary, and baby Alice into dogs and reindeer's.

[The Franchise]

"As he stares blankly at the camera, John thinks back to the days before he was married. A time when he still had his balls."

[Tribal Warfare]

guy on the right " I just killed and a postal service worker while on the white horse, MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY YULE TIDE ASSHOLES."

[Bwana]

Lol
Hoping to win passes to Sleeping Giant.

Nice!

[Rain Man]

"We know who wants to play Prancer in the Christmas play."

[Okie_Apparition]

I know he didn't do it to get some
She can't respect him enough now to allow it

[Bwana]

Christmas, you're doing it wrong.

[KCBOSS1]

"I'm a pillowbiter, this thing next to me has a dick"

You gotta do better.... By the way we're going to beat ur arse in the Cotton Bowl.... :D

[Rain Man]

Sparky later ran to the shelter and begged to be euthanized.

[Willie Lanier]

"I've been dead on the inside for a while now... Please KILL ME"

[headsnap]

Sleigh whips hurt, are you listening,
Don the sweater, cameras' waiting
A beautiful sight,
We're HAPPY tonight.
Walking in a winter wonderland.
NOW SMILE FOR THE CAMERA ASSHOLE!!!

[Valiant]

I am still not Mecca...

[Okie_Apparition]

That looks like the alien dog from the Men in Black movie

[Zebedee DuBois]

Amazing proof that, despite a population of 6 billion, it is possible to find the person that is your perfect match.

[scho63]

"Mary had a little lamb,
his balls small as peas,
Anything that Mary said,
the twink said 'yes' to please."

[Bwana]

After a 2nd look that picture gets even more disturbing. Check out the look on the dogs face, he looks frightened. Could that be that's because Gaylords right hand is touching something it shouldn't be?

[Bane]

Mommy likes my pecker!

[headsnap]

After a 2nd look that picture gets even more disturbing. Check out the look on the dogs face, he looks frightened. Could that be that's because Gaylords right hand is touching something it shouldn't be?

he is holding the bitch like a bowling ball... :eek:

[Bwana]

he is holding the bitch like a bowling ball... :eek:

That would indeed explain "the terrified look." LMAO

[whoman69]

I have to do what to be an actual dad?

[Otter]

That would indeed explain "the terrified look." LMAO

All that picture needs is evil clown.

[Bwana]

All that picture needs is evil clown.

The dude in the picture is damn close.

[headsnap]

Help me!!! They put peanut butter in strange places and make me lick it...

[GloryDayz]

"You Can't Pick Your Parents!!!"

[Otter]

Yeeeh for giving myself nightmares! I'm done for the night.

[Stryker]

Yeeeh for giving myself nightmares! I'm done for the night.

Can you take the clown out and have the alien bursting through his chest like Kane in the first Alien? A face hugger on the bitch beside him perhaps?

[whosyou]

Stephen King's brother, in a new kind of thriller, PUSSY Whipped With Wiener Dogs!

[Contrarian]

That is one ugly baby! I thought ugly people were supposed to have cute kids.

[DMAC]

If I do this, will you let me keep my beard?

[Red Beans]

Sandauschndy!

[Canofbier]

"After generations of inbreeding, fate had finally caught up with the Johnson family. Fortunately, the siblings were too mentally handicapped to care."

[The Iron Chief]

Well "Sis" maybe this christmas photo/card will prove how happy we are together and Dad and Aunt Karen can begin to forgive us.

[Dayze]

Jack Black, circa 1989

[loochy]

"Baby, I told you to quit sticking your finger in there."

[Nickel D]

Gal: "Me so whore-nee!"

Dude: "This is what happens when ya @!$# my blonde-haired BITCH!!"

Dog: "He's got his fingers up my ass."

[Baby Lee]

There has to be something funny about how much that dude looks like the Burger King mask.

Workin' on it.

[KCUnited]

Chet's nuts resting in his wife's purse.

[bevischief]

You are doing it wrong.

[bevischief]

Don't be like this guy.

[Gonzo]

I think Martinez will throw for 4,000 next year. He's Heisman material!

GO BIG RED!

[MoreLemonPledge]

"Just let her enjoy one more Christmas. Next year we'll tell her she's adopted."

[bevischief]

Tebow's brother in-law.

[arrwheader]

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!!!!! IT DOES WHAT ITS TOLD!!!

[arrwheader]

" Yea with this photo cover theres no way they can tie me in with sandusky"

[burt]

Sparky realised that he, in fact, was adopted and NOT a red reindeer.

[bevischief]

This is what happens when you join a cult.

[gblowfish]

After the picture is taken, the Ned Flanders family all wipe their butts across the rug....

[bevischief]

This what happens when you move to Arkansas.