ChiefNow's otherwise pointless thread on South Dakota high school girls sports....

[Direckshun]

...has given me an idea.

We need a team to follow this offseason.

Is there a really boring sport, like girls high school basketball in South Dakota, that we could all follow and invest our energy in, a la the Chiefs?

We could create a running thread, email the coach with roster suggestions, and generally turn into a Berrylium-quality obsession until the season starts.

Any teams or leagues you'd suggest?

Keep in mind the team we pick needs to have a website where stats, record, etc, are posted so that we can follow the team.

[Hammock Parties]

Peyton Manning

[Bowser]

How about my daughter's club volleyball team? Pics will NOT be posted, fuckers.

[Direckshun]

How about my daughter's club volleyball team? Pics will NOT be posted, ****ers.

The team needs to have a website where stats, record, etc, are posted so that we can follow the team.

[Hammock Parties]

I hear there's some two-bit soccer team in Kansas City.

[Direckshun]

I hear there's some two-bit soccer team in Kansas City.

A pro team may not be worthy of our efforts, unless it was a minor league pro team.

[lewdog]

I don't know what level of football this is but I have known guys on this team in years past and it is absolute garbage football from guys who think they are the shit. It is pathetic.

http://www.missoulaphoenix.com/players/

[Bowser]

The team needs to have a website where stats, record, etc, are posted so that we can follow the team.

Yeah, they don't have a personalized web site, just a league web site.

[Pablo]

I don't know what level of football this is but I have known guys on this team in years past and it is absolute garbage football from guys who think they are the shit. It is pathetic.

http://www.missoulaphoenix.com/players/I vote for this team.

Their website won me over.

[Rain Man]

I really like this idea. It needs to be something where the athletes will find us when they ego-google themselves, and will think we're real fans.

How about some 2A girls basketball conference in West Virginia? We can find one and then divvy up the teams and adopt players and stuff. I think it would be fun.

[pr_capone]

A pro team may not be worthy of our efforts, unless it was a minor league pro team.

I submit the Wichita Wingnuts. They are not affiliated with MLB.

http://www.wichitawingnuts.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wichita_Wingnuts

[wazu]

I love this idea.

[MagicHef]

I don't know what level of football this is but I have known guys on this team in years past and it is absolute garbage football from guys who think they are the shit. It is pathetic.

http://www.missoulaphoenix.com/players/

They have 14 defensive linemen and 2 linebackers?

[Bowser]

They have 14 defensive linemen and 2 linebackers?

Ten receivers and nine offensvie linemen.

[chiefzilla1501]

Peyton Manning

At first I didn't care, but now I'm suddenly intrigued.

[wazu]

I submit the Wichita Wingnuts. They are not affiliated with MLB.

http://www.wichitawingnuts.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wichita_Wingnuts

Do they play in the same league as the T-Bones? I think we need something much more obscure. Preferably a sport that normal people don't care about.

[mlyonsd]

Women's lacrosse. I know nothing about it and have never watched a game/match or whatever they call it.

[wazu]

Women's lacrosse. I know nothing about it and have never watched a game/match or whatever they call it.

Sounds like a good choice. I have as much knowledge as you do, which makes us more than qualified to weigh in on how the team should be managed.

[lewdog]

They have 14 defensive linemen and 2 linebackers?

See I think we could really write in a bunch of stuff to this team about roster changes, play calling etc.

However, baseball might be easier to follow and has more games to comment on.