Time to vote and crown the 2012 King of the Noobs.

[FlaChief58]

:LOL:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Cute, furry, smiling bunnies make me hot!!! :drool: Gonna tap dat ass!!

I'll be in Omaha in 6 hours! Stay hawt!

[In58men]

Cute, furry, smiling bunnies make me hot!!! :drool: Gonna tap dat ass!!

I won't judge you

[BigRedChief]

Cute, furry, smiling bunnies make me hot!!! :drool: Gonna tap dat ass!!geeez jumping from sexual harassment to bestiality? We need to perform an Chiefs Planet intervention.

[Lumpy]

I'll be in Omaha in 6 hours! Stay hawt!

Bring a bunny.

I won't judge you

You haven't yet.

geeez jumping from sexual harassment to bestiality? We need to perform an Chiefs Planet intervention.

I NEED HELP!!! :deevee:

[lewdog]

The dumbasses who voted for Sorter sure could have waited and at least let bribes and shit happen. I mean, if it was close, boobs probably would have been seen.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I can make Elmo turn into Gonzo baby!

[In58men]

The dumbasses who voted for Sorter sure could have waited and at least let bribes and shit happen. I mean, if it was close, boobs probably would have been seen.

They blew it.


All they'll get is some lame ass gifs like usual.

[BigRedChief]

Bring a bunny.



You haven't yet.



I NEED HELP!!! :deevee:We need an exorcism. Anyone know a priest? know some choir boys?

[lewdog]

They blew it.


All they'll get is some lame ass gifs like usual.

Only a few straight dudes like us though. Forgot this is mostly a gay board. Tits wouldn't have done much.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

SOC Co-Founder, and banner starter pr_capone has voted for, and endorsed Sorter. You know what you need to do people.

[BigRedChief]

The dumbasses who voted for Sorter sure could have waited and at least let bribes and shit happen. I mean, if it was close, boobs probably would have been seen.Maybe they like Sorter and don't like your candidate and have seen boobage before?

[Sorter]

Maybe they like Sorter and don't like your candidate and have seen boobage before?

Nah, that can't be...

LMAO

[In58men]

SOC Co-Founder, and banner starter pr_capone has voted for, and endorsed Sorter. You know what you need to do people.

He voted for a guy who didnt donate to the banner? Awesome.


Stick your guns Capone

[Mr. Flopnuts]

He voted for a guy who didnt donate to the banner? Awesome.


Stick your guns Capone

Dude. $20 doesn't get you n00b of the year. Christ... :shake:

[lewdog]

Maybe they like Sorter and don't like your candidate and have seen boobage before?

Or for that fact that most don't want to see boobs because as I said, large population of gays on this board.

[In58men]

Dude. $20 doesn't get you n00b of the year. Christ... :shake:

This is a shovel and rake conversation no hoes allowed brah

[lewdog]

Shocker, flopnuts is here. He didn't even try to hide his gayness with a name like BoneKrusher or Diehardkiller.....just flopnuts.

[BigRedChief]

He voted for a guy who didnt donate to the banner? Awesome.


Stick your guns CaponeI know your campaign is performing less than you expected. You have lost one of your vocal supporters but let me give you some free advise...... trashing p.r. capone is not a good strategy.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

This is a shovel and rake conversation no hoes allowed brah

So why do you keep pimping yourself out to an SOC contribution?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Shocker, flopnuts is here. He didn't even try to hide his gayness with a name like BoneKrusher or Diehardkiller.....just flopnuts.

Don't make me change your fucking name to Teabagged.

[Sorter]

Since Inadudeballsdeep was complaining I was only posting GIFs, I thought I'd provide a short list of myself and Inmen's threads. Which ones do you guys think provide thought provoking, football related discussions?

Inmem:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=265574 (I'm So Angry I'm Gonna Make a Sign)
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=262025
*** The Official "I'm Drunk and Have Nothing Better to do" thread.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=261873
Does avatar bother some people, (mine, not James Cameron's)?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=261324
Icarus
What's your favorite color?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=259306
Best BBQ Sauce in KC


Here are a few of mine:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267151
LNBS: Altering the Smash Concept

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=266606
Offense/Defense (Philosophy based)

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=265871
The Myth of Glenn Dorsey

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=264543
The Primary Flaw with Romeo's 2-Gap

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=263828
Things Chiefs Need to Change for Success

Bump for Inseveralmen58 and Blewdogs.

ROFL.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Coming from Mr. "I tuck my t-shirt into my jeans" Lewdog.

Sure, buddy. Do your thing.

[In58men]

I know your campaign is performing less than you expected. You have lost one of your vocal supporters but let me give you some free advise...... trashing p.r. capone is not a good strategy.

Dude seriously shut the fuck up.


You're taking this n00b shit too far, pump the brakes a little.

[lewdog]

Don't make me change your ****ing name to Teabagged.

Oh excuse me, I forgot how fucking serious this thread is!

Bump for Inseveralmen58 and Blewdogs.

ROFL.

Stick to your day job that hopefully doesn't have you using any creative energy.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROFL @ Blewdogs

[BigRedChief]

Or for that fact that most don't want to see boobs because as I said, large population of gays on this board.I think you need to out the gays on here. It's your civic duty.

[Sorter]

Coming from Mr. "I tuck my t-shirt into my jeans" Lewdog.

Sure, buddy. Do your thing.

People still do that?

LMAO

[In58men]

So why do you keep pimping yourself out to an SOC contribution?

Because that's all the defense I have right now :'-(

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Oh excuse me, I forgot how fucking serious this thread is!



Stick to your day job that hopefully doesn't have you using any creative energy.

ROFL If you think I was serious, you're taking this too serious. It's all fun. I'm fat, you're trim, what bounces off me sticks to Inmem!

[lewdog]

Coming from Mr. "I tuck my t-shirt into my jeans" Lewdog.

Sure, buddy. Do your thing.

Oh wait, you are ass backwards. I called those douches who do that out! Can you believe people do that shit?!

[Dave Lane]

100k in casino cash for each vote towards Sorter

Hit me

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Dude seriously shut the fuck up.


You're taking this n00b shit too far, pump the brakes a little.

DON'T POST YOUR VACATION PICS, BRO!!!

[BigRedChief]

Dude seriously shut the fuck up.


You're taking this n00b shit too far, pump the brakes a little.Is this not a N00b thread about awarding the King of the N00bs crown? Are you not a N00b candidate for that crown?

[lewdog]

I think you need to out the gays on here. It's your civic duty.

Lumpy or Gonzo, one is the opposite sex of what they claim.

[FlaChief58]

Dude seriously shut the fuck up.


You're taking this n00b shit too far, pump the brakes a little.

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[lewdog]

Hit me

2 million for a Inmem vote.

[In58men]

DON'T POST YOUR VACATION PICS, BRO!!!

Oh the good ole days lol.


I got destroyed that too. BRC was on his rag.........like he is now.

[In58men]

I'm poor I can do $5,000 a vote lol.

[Shogun]

Hit me

Flopnuts has all my cash, hit him or Sorter

[Dave Lane]

Inmem's campaign so far

http://michael-lamjc.coolcats.fr/wp-content//b975e34dc67bedde532ac48eaf17df83.gif

Shit that dude is dead!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Hit me

Paid. Twice.

[BigRedChief]

DON'T POST YOUR VACATION PICS, BRO!!!Not the vacation pics
http://www.ee0r.com/lolckyhorror/28-ohnoes.jpg

[Sorter]

Shit that dude is dead!

Kinda like Inmem's campaign.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Oh the good ole days lol.


I got destroyed that too. BRC was on his rag.........like he is now.

Inside Information: If I was your campaign manager, you would've won. You've handled the whole thing masterfully. Just like Sorter. You're both legit.

[In58men]

Kinda like Inmem's campaign.

Yeah that's what Sorter captioned the gif as Einstein

[In58men]

Inside Information: If I was your campaign manager, you would've won. You've handled the whole thing masterfully.

I thrive for greatness.


Together is powerful

[FlaChief58]

Kinda like Inmem's campaign.

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[In58men]

Kinda like Inmem's campaign.

Oh wait.


I'm all fuckered up

[Sorter]

Yeah that's what Sorter captioned the gif as Einstein

wut?

[BigRedChief]

Inside Information: If I was your campaign manager, you would've won. You've handled the whole thing masterfully. Just like Sorter. You're both legit.And if he hadn't pissed me off, he would have won too. No offense Sorter.

[Sorter]

Oh wait.


I'm all ****ered up

ROFLROFL

[Sorter]

And if he hadn't pissed me off, he would have won too. No offense Sorter.

none taken. I acknowledged that I had the best possible campaign team early.

[In58men]

none taken. I acknowledged that I had the best possible campaign team early.

I didn't know people actually take things personally on here lol.

[BigRedChief]

none taken. I acknowledged that I had the best possible campaign team early.Inmem58 has a lot of potential to be a great asset to the community for a long time. He just has some issues of knowing when to quit pushing the envelope.

[Lumpy]

Lumpy or Gonzo, one is the opposite sex of what they claim.

I has no penis. So...

[In58men]

Inmem58 has a lot of potential to be a great asset to the community for a long time. He just has some issues of knowing when to quit pushing the envelope.

It's a process

[BigRedChief]

I has no penis. So...What! :eek: your not a guy? Crap. Does that mean I'm obligated to hit on you, flirt with you now? Fuck! :sulk:

[1ChiefsDan]

I didn't know people actually take things personally on here lol.

Shit. Check out the Hall of Classics. ROFL

[In58men]

Shit. Check out the Hall of Classics. ROFL

Don't mind if I do.

[BigRedChief]

ROFL If you think I was serious, you're taking this too serious. It's all fun. I'm fat, you're trim, what bounces off me sticks to Inmem!ROFL you should have been a rapper.

[lewdog]

Don't mind if I do.

I just did. The one on Clay's profile page is hilarious.

ROFL

[In58men]

I just did. The one on Clay's profile page is hilarious.

ROFL

The modeling shit hahahah


Definitely classic

[Lumpy]

What! :eek: your not a guy? Crap. Does that mean I'm obligated to hit on you, flirt with you now? ****! :sulk:

:hmmm: I'm not quite sure how to respond to this.

[FlaChief58]

I has no penis. So...

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[BigRedChief]

:hmmm: I'm not quite sure how to respond to this.respond like that was the funniest thing ever written.

[Lumpy]

respond like that was the funniest thing ever written.

OMG! THAT WAS SO DAMN HILARIOUS! ROFL

Better?

[Sorter]

Hey, it's all good and it's all in fun. It's been fun. AussieChiefs is the n00b of the year AFAIC.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROFL you should have been a rapper.

But I'm white as snow, and I wear Argyle. It's plain to see, I'm not from 8 mile...

[In58men]

Hey, it's all good and it's all in fun. It's been fun. AussieChiefs is the n00b of the year AFAIC.

This.

Thanks Sorter, you're a good sport.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

This.

Thanks Sorter, you're a good sport.

OOOOHH! HE'S GOOD!

[BigRedChief]

OMG! THAT WAS SO DAMN HILARIOUS! ROFL

Better?If you thought it was reallllyyyy hilarious, there would have been a Sorter gif in the response. :harumph:

[Sorter]

If you thought it was reallllyyyy hilarious, there would have been a Sorter gif in the response. :harumph:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tsnyMX4A1rqfhi2o1_400.gif

[Mr. Flopnuts]

It's over. Only shenanigans can go down from here.

[Sorter]

If you thought it was reallllyyyy hilarious, there would have been a Sorter gif in the response. :harumph:

OMG! THAT WAS SO DAMN HILARIOUS! ROFL

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6mec7py3y1rug9d0o1_250.gif

Better?



.

[Lumpy]

If you thought it was reallllyyyy hilarious, there would have been a Sorter gif in the response. :harumph:

He used them all up. Every last one of the damn things on the internets! I didn't want to go all Q.

[BigRedChief]

:clap: Worthy of a King of the N00bs.

[Sorter]

He used them all up. Every last one of the damn things on the internets! I didn't want to go all Q.

Not true at all. :)

[In58men]

It's over. Only shenanigans can go down from here.

Yes sir.



It was fun, back to the depressing Dr Johnny Fever threads.

[Lumpy]

Not true at all. :)

Wanna fight about it?

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120907/1000/chuck_norris_gif_selection_14.gif

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Yes sir.



It was fun, back to the depressing Dr Johnny Fever threads.

I'll get you your participation pencils.

[BigRedChief]

It's over. Only shenanigans can go down from here.Should we start the in one week poll will close clock ticking?

[lewdog]

The quickest defeat in the history of n00b threads?

[In58men]

I'll get you your participation pencils.

Can I have blue please?

It'll match my dodger shirt

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Should we start the in one week poll will close clock ticking?

Yeah. No need to embarrass anyone further...

[BigRedChief]

The quickest defeat in the history of n00b threads?yeah, you can put that in your signature. :D

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Can I have blue please?

It'll match my dodger shirt

I'll get your blue and orange pencils per your request.

[Sorter]

Wanna fight about it?

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120907/1000/chuck_norris_gif_selection_14.gif

Hell no. Women have claws. They use these claws in battles. Claws hurt like hell.

[Sorter]

I'll get you your participation pencils.

ROFLROFL

[In58men]

I'll get your blue and orange pencils per your request.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/12/04/qyquba7e.jpg

[BigRedChief]

ROFLROFLNo victory laps until Monday, the 10th.

[Sorter]

No victory laps until Monday, the 10th.

Perfect.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/12/04/qyquba7e.jpg

You too can be a Donko.

[Lumpy]

Hell no. Women have claws. They use these claws in battles. Claws hurt like hell.

Yes, run away. I'm awfully scary tonight and I'm not even drinking. LMAO

[BigRedChief]

It's a processwell take away the lessons learned and own them. You can be a legendary poster. Just quit being a douche sometimes.

[alnorth]

I fully expect some mod vote-rigging shenanigans. Fortunately, all that stuff usually gets cleared up after some confusion.

[Setsuna]

I voted for Strongside...landslide.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Shame I dont have any Cash to pay out

[AussieChiefsFan]

Congrats Sorter!! Well deserved!!

[CaliforniaChief]

Is it too late to vote for Sorter? LOL I'll do it anyways.

[A Salt Weapon]

I voted for sorter before any of the bribes floated in, that said if the bribes are still valid I will happily accept any.
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[dmahurin]

Sorter gets my vote, strictly based on boxxy.

[Fairplay]

Luv's take on Inmem58 actually brought him up a few points on my scoring tablet.

I'm still undecided though.

Figuring up the tally on the score card for each noob as we speak.

http://i.imgur.com/Ep9Bw.gif

[Fairplay]

No victory laps until Monday, the 10th.



I will get my "crown" that day as well so to speak.

[Sorter]

Luv's take on Inmem58 actually brought him up a few points on my scoring tablet.

I'm still undecided though.

Figuring up the tally on the score card for each noob as we speak.

http://i.imgur.com/Ep9Bw.gif

http://i45.tinypic.com/2ahtb21.jpg

[Fairplay]

ha, that's great stuff! :clap::clap::clap:

[Chiefspants]

Sorter 2012

[AussieChiefsFan]

Now that Sorter is obviously going to win, may aswell gimme some votes :D

[Fairplay]

I will assemble a brief questionnaire for any of the noobs who want to respond to it tomorrow.

I will put it on this thread and PM each undeserving noob of the highly coveted honor of "King of the Noobs" the post number of it in this thread.

[BigRedChief]

I will assemble a brief questionnaire for any of the noobs who want to respond to it tomorrow.

I will put it on this thread and PM each undeserving noob of the highly coveted honor of "King of the Noobs" the post number of it in this thread.

Wtf are you talking about? Only academy board members get to publish questionnaire.

[In58men]

Luv's take on Inmem58 actually brought him up a few points on my scoring tablet.

I'm still undecided though.

Figuring up the tally on the score card for each noob as we speak.

http://i.imgur.com/Ep9Bw.gif

What am I missing here?

[durtyrute]

I voted for Sorter because for the longest time I thought he was the girl in his Avi and wanted/want to bone. Now that I know he's not, I no longer want to bone Sorter but he still has good takes on the foozball and that girl is still hot.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

What am I missing here?

This.

[In58men]

This.

Seen that lol

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Seen that lol

You've been meme'd.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Voted for Bob. He was right about a lot of things and his mock draft is the best of the bunch. I have to ignore sorter. The gifs are really lame.

So you voted for yourself? Good job! See ya.

[Sorter]

So you voted for yourself? Good job! See ya.

And boom goes the dynamite. ROFL

[Sorter]

Inmem's campaign squad
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2012/11/30/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-25205-1354297169-4.gif

[Fairplay]

OFFICIAL FAIRPLAY QUESTIONNAIRE FORM

FOR

THE 2012 KING OF THE NOOBS TITLE


Please reply and answer the questions for all to see in this thread.
Noob candidates have been PM'ed about questionnaire form.

CeePee

Question 1-
Why do you want to win the King of the noobs title? (short essay question)




Question 2-
Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum? (short essay question)



Question 3-
Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable? (Just the names only will do)



BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)





CeePee

[Steron]

I don't know any of them. Of course I only have 528 posts in 8 years.......

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm advising my candidate to not participate in any unauthorized questionnaires. Frankly, he's beating the field combined, and his posting history is his body of work. I look forward to hearing from the rest of the candidates as they try to strengthen their own campaign.

[BigRedChief]

I'm advising my candidate to not participate in any unauthorized questionnaires. .THIS!
Only the Academy board decides how the King of the N00bs crowning is formatted. And a questionnaire is definitely not any fun or provide any hijinks,

[Sorter]

I'm advising my candidate to not participate in any unauthorized questionnaires. Frankly, he's beating the field combined, and his posting history is his body of work. I look forward to hearing from the rest of the candidates as they try to strengthen their own campaign.

Aye, Herr Flopnuts

[Strongside]

Question 1-
Why do you want to win the King of the noobs title? (short essay question)

Since leaving another Chiefs message board that I'd been a member of for several years,(I won't mention it's name, but it had become stagnant) CP has been a welcome port in this perfect storm of a Chiefs season to vent frustrations, share stories and discussions and take part in the camaraderie and angst that comes from being a fan of this team. It's not always pretty and it's not always fun, but it's something that we all have in common. To be recognized by the peers and longtime members of this site as a new but key contributor would be an honor.




Question 2-
Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum? (short essay question)

While I can't speak to every other candidate on the list, I can say that the class is filled with quite a bit of intellect, wit, humor and general football intelligence. I don't think I bring more to the table than any one poster, but I don't think that I bring less than anyone, either. While my gif collection is nowhere near the gargantuan that Sorter's is (seriously, he has to have a dedicated file server), I do think that I'd put my wit, charm, humor and football intellect up against any of the other candidates with confidence in holding my own. If there is one thing that I bring to this competition that is perhaps superior to others, and not to toot my own horn, it's my Photoshop/digital skills. Those, because I'm paid handsomely to possess them, are skill that I'd put up against anyone on the board with confidence. I've worked with virtually every NFL, MLB and NHL team in some form or another from web design to environmental branding...and I'm still happy to face swap Romeo's head onto Daboll's body any day.


Question 3-
Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable? (Just the names only will do)

There are several players that I can look back over my time as a Chiefs fan and say that they influenced not only my love for the Chiefs, but my life in general. Will Shields, having grown up as an Offensive Lienman, is one of my all-time idols...sports-related or not. Will's generosity, intelligence and grace off the field, coupled with his fire and ferocity on it make him one of my favorite athletes (and people) of all time. Another, for me, was Marcus Allen. I was just a kid (I'm 27 presently) when Marcus played here, but he was my dad's favorite player on the team. He was basically left for dead in Oakland and then came here and made them wish they had never doubted him. My dad loved him for that, and he was part of the reason that I became so enthusiastic about the team. Derrick Thomas, as a player, is my all-time favorite. I wore his jersey every sunday from 1995 to 2000 and his death hit me at a time in my life when I hadn't ever experienced loss. I was 15, and losing my boyhood idol was rough...as it was for all. He may not have been the best of men off the field, but his work ethic and motor on gameday make DT my top pick.

As for players that I've disliked...I don't think I'd be a Chiefs fan if I didn't say Larry Johnson. I loved the guy when he was running over linebackers like he was Christian Okoye, but by the end of his tenure he had become the most hated man in town, and I shared that sentiment. Another player that I've never cared for is/was Sammie Parker. Our staff, for too many years, continued to believe that this guy was about to turn the corner and he continuously took a shit on Sundays. He was literally this team's Luke Hochevar. I'm also not much of a Kendrell Bell fan either. Guy came here on high expectations and sucked donkey dick. Cassel is another pick, but that's too easy.


BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/miyochan/GIFS/carlton.gif

[loochy]

Question 1-
Why do you want to win the King of the noobs title? (short essay question)

Since leaving another Chiefs message board that I'd been a member of for several years,(I won't mention it's name, but it had become stagnant) CP has been a welcome port in this perfect storm of a Chiefs season to vent frustrations, share stories and discussions and take part in the camaraderie and angst that comes from being a fan of this team. It's not always pretty and it's not always fun, but it's something that we all have in common. To be recognized by the peers and longtime members of this site as a new but key contributor would be an honor.




Question 2-
Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum? (short essay question)

While I can't speak to every other candidate on the list, I can say that the class is filled with quite a bit of intellect, wit, humor and general football intelligence. I don't think I bring more to the table than any one poster, but I don't think that I bring less than anyone, either. While my gif collection is nowhere near the gargantuan that Sorter's is (seriously, he has to have a dedicated file server), I do think that I'd put my wit, charm, humor and football intellect up against any of the other candidates with confidence in holding my own. If there is one thing that I bring to this competition that is perhaps superior to others, and not to toot my own horn, it's my Photoshop/digital skills. Those, because I'm paid handsomely to possess them, are skill that I'd put up against anyone on the board with confidence. I've worked with virtually every NFL, MLB and NHL team in some form or another from web design to environmental branding...and I'm still happy to face swap Romeo's head onto Daboll's body any day.


Question 3-
Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable? (Just the names only will do)

There are several players that I can look back over my time as a Chiefs fan and say that they influenced not only my love for the Chiefs, but my life in general. Will Shields, having grown up as an Offensive Lienman, is one of my all-time idols...sports-related or not. Will's generosity, intelligence and grace off the field, coupled with his fire and ferocity on it make him one of my favorite athletes (and people) of all time. Another, for me, was Marcus Allen. I was just a kid (I'm 27 presently) when Marcus played here, but he was my dad's favorite player on the team. He was basically left for dead in Oakland and then came here and made them wish they had never doubted him. My dad loved him for that, and he was part of the reason that I became so enthusiastic about the team. Derrick Thomas, as a player, is my all-time favorite. I wore his jersey every sunday from 1995 to 2000 and his death hit me at a time in my life when I hadn't ever experienced loss. I was 15, and losing my boyhood idol was rough...as it was for all. He may not have been the best of men off the field, but his work ethic and motor on gameday make DT my top pick.

As for players that I've disliked...I don't think I'd be a Chiefs fan if I didn't say Larry Johnson. I loved the guy when he was running over linebackers like he was Christian Okoye, but by the end of his tenure he had become the most hated man in town, and I shared that sentiment. Another player that I've never cared for is/was Sammie Parker. Our staff, for too many years, continued to believe that this guy was about to turn the corner and he continuously took a shit on Sundays. He was literally this team's Luke Hochevar. I'm also not much of a Kendrell Bell fan either. Guy came here on high expectations and sucked donkey dick. Cassel is another pick, but that's too easy.


BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/miyochan/GIFS/carlton.gif
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/892/tldr5.gif

[Shogun]

BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/miyochan/GIFS/carlton.gif

While I've endorsed Sorter and while he has likely secured victory. I don't think you can get a much better answer to a questionare than this.

[burt]

Question 1-
Why do you want to win the King of the noobs title? (short essay question)

Since leaving another Chiefs message board that I'd been a member of for several years,(I won't mention it's name, but it had become stagnant) CP has been a welcome port in this perfect storm of a Chiefs season to vent frustrations, share stories and discussions and take part in the camaraderie and angst that comes from being a fan of this team. It's not always pretty and it's not always fun, but it's something that we all have in common. To be recognized by the peers and longtime members of this site as a new but key contributor would be an honor.




Question 2-
Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum? (short essay question)

While I can't speak to every other candidate on the list, I can say that the class is filled with quite a bit of intellect, wit, humor and general football intelligence. I don't think I bring more to the table than any one poster, but I don't think that I bring less than anyone, either. While my gif collection is nowhere near the gargantuan that Sorter's is (seriously, he has to have a dedicated file server), I do think that I'd put my wit, charm, humor and football intellect up against any of the other candidates with confidence in holding my own. If there is one thing that I bring to this competition that is perhaps superior to others, and not to toot my own horn, it's my Photoshop/digital skills. Those, because I'm paid handsomely to possess them, are skill that I'd put up against anyone on the board with confidence. I've worked with virtually every NFL, MLB and NHL team in some form or another from web design to environmental branding...and I'm still happy to face swap Romeo's head onto Daboll's body any day.


Question 3-
Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable? (Just the names only will do)

There are several players that I can look back over my time as a Chiefs fan and say that they influenced not only my love for the Chiefs, but my life in general. Will Shields, having grown up as an Offensive Lienman, is one of my all-time idols...sports-related or not. Will's generosity, intelligence and grace off the field, coupled with his fire and ferocity on it make him one of my favorite athletes (and people) of all time. Another, for me, was Marcus Allen. I was just a kid (I'm 27 presently) when Marcus played here, but he was my dad's favorite player on the team. He was basically left for dead in Oakland and then came here and made them wish they had never doubted him. My dad loved him for that, and he was part of the reason that I became so enthusiastic about the team. Derrick Thomas, as a player, is my all-time favorite. I wore his jersey every sunday from 1995 to 2000 and his death hit me at a time in my life when I hadn't ever experienced loss. I was 15, and losing my boyhood idol was rough...as it was for all. He may not have been the best of men off the field, but his work ethic and motor on gameday make DT my top pick.

As for players that I've disliked...I don't think I'd be a Chiefs fan if I didn't say Larry Johnson. I loved the guy when he was running over linebackers like he was Christian Okoye, but by the end of his tenure he had become the most hated man in town, and I shared that sentiment. Another player that I've never cared for is/was Sammie Parker. Our staff, for too many years, continued to believe that this guy was about to turn the corner and he continuously took a shit on Sundays. He was literally this team's Luke Hochevar. I'm also not much of a Kendrell Bell fan either. Guy came here on high expectations and sucked donkey dick. Cassel is another pick, but that's too easy.


BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/miyochan/GIFS/carlton.gif

yawn.....

[Easy 6]

Question 1-
Why do you want to win the King of the noobs title? (short essay question)

Since leaving another Chiefs message board that I'd been a member of for several years,(I won't mention it's name, but it had become stagnant) CP has been a welcome port in this perfect storm of a Chiefs season to vent frustrations, share stories and discussions and take part in the camaraderie and angst that comes from being a fan of this team. It's not always pretty and it's not always fun, but it's something that we all have in common. To be recognized by the peers and longtime members of this site as a new but key contributor would be an honor.




Question 2-
Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum? (short essay question)

While I can't speak to every other candidate on the list, I can say that the class is filled with quite a bit of intellect, wit, humor and general football intelligence. I don't think I bring more to the table than any one poster, but I don't think that I bring less than anyone, either. While my gif collection is nowhere near the gargantuan that Sorter's is (seriously, he has to have a dedicated file server), I do think that I'd put my wit, charm, humor and football intellect up against any of the other candidates with confidence in holding my own. If there is one thing that I bring to this competition that is perhaps superior to others, and not to toot my own horn, it's my Photoshop/digital skills. Those, because I'm paid handsomely to possess them, are skill that I'd put up against anyone on the board with confidence. I've worked with virtually every NFL, MLB and NHL team in some form or another from web design to environmental branding...and I'm still happy to face swap Romeo's head onto Daboll's body any day.


Question 3-
Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable? (Just the names only will do)

There are several players that I can look back over my time as a Chiefs fan and say that they influenced not only my love for the Chiefs, but my life in general. Will Shields, having grown up as an Offensive Lienman, is one of my all-time idols...sports-related or not. Will's generosity, intelligence and grace off the field, coupled with his fire and ferocity on it make him one of my favorite athletes (and people) of all time. Another, for me, was Marcus Allen. I was just a kid (I'm 27 presently) when Marcus played here, but he was my dad's favorite player on the team. He was basically left for dead in Oakland and then came here and made them wish they had never doubted him. My dad loved him for that, and he was part of the reason that I became so enthusiastic about the team. Derrick Thomas, as a player, is my all-time favorite. I wore his jersey every sunday from 1995 to 2000 and his death hit me at a time in my life when I hadn't ever experienced loss. I was 15, and losing my boyhood idol was rough...as it was for all. He may not have been the best of men off the field, but his work ethic and motor on gameday make DT my top pick.

As for players that I've disliked...I don't think I'd be a Chiefs fan if I didn't say Larry Johnson. I loved the guy when he was running over linebackers like he was Christian Okoye, but by the end of his tenure he had become the most hated man in town, and I shared that sentiment. Another player that I've never cared for is/was Sammie Parker. Our staff, for too many years, continued to believe that this guy was about to turn the corner and he continuously took a shit on Sundays. He was literally this team's Luke Hochevar. I'm also not much of a Kendrell Bell fan either. Guy came here on high expectations and sucked donkey dick. Cassel is another pick, but that's too easy.


BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/miyochan/GIFS/carlton.gif

Outstanding, just outstanding :clap:

Unfortunately, however, you exceeded the 1000 word maximum.

DISQUALIFIED

[Strongside]

Outstanding, just outstanding :clap:

Unfortunately, however, you exceeded the 1000 word maximum.

DISQUALIFIED

http://gifsoup.com/view1/1263536/mcnabb-laugh-fail-o.gif

[Sorter]

That gif might be filter evasion...

[Strongside]

That gif might be filter evasion...

Are you electioneering? I feel like you're electioneering.

lol.

[In58men]

That gif might be filter evasion...

We have a guy who likes Denise and is now a snitch as our n00b champion?


What a ****ing disaster

[Sorter]

Are you electioneering? I feel like you're electioneering.

lol.

ROFL, nvm then. Carry on, guy with 3 votes.

[Sorter]

We have a guy who likes Denise and is now a rat as our n00b champion?


What a ****ing disaster

I was just trying to help the poor dumbass.

Oh wells.

[Strongside]

ROFL, nvm then. Carry on, guy with 3 votes.

It's not too LATE!

http://images2.dailykos.com/i/user/191280/romneyangrychipmunk_jessicarinahldi_reuters.jpg

[Shogun]

Cecil people scores this contest : 30-27 Strongside.,. somehow.

[Sorter]

It's not too LATE!

http://images2.dailykos.com/i/user/191280/romneyangrychipmunk_jessicarinahldi_reuters.jpg

In all seriousness though, that gif might get you a temp ban. Don't say I didn't try to help...

[Sorter]

Cecil people scores this contest : 30-27 Strongside.,. somehow.

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3365/49151941.gif

[Strongside]

In all seriousness though, that gif might get you a temp ban. Don't say I didn't try to help...

It's gone. Now you can sleep tonight. Thanks.

[Sorter]

It's gone. Now you can sleep tonight. Thanks.

Nah, put it back up. I was just kidding.

[HemiEd]

Nah, put it back up. I was just kidding.

I don't normally read these popularity threads, but I did vote in this one since you are worthy. But I am curious, did you join in 2011, or 2012?

[Sorter]

I don't normally read these popularity threads, but I did vote in this one since you are worthy. But I am curious, did you join in 2011, or 2012?

sep. 2011

[loochy]

That gif might be filter evasion...

reported

[Gonzo]

15 votes, rly? You stingy bastards.

[Sorter]

15 votes, rly? You stingy bastards.

ROFL

[Sorter]

reported

LMAO

[Strongside]

reported

Man, if I were to seriously get a ding for that stupid gif after being here for a year and causing absolutely ZERO shit...I'd be one pissed off white boy. It's a visual representation of something that, in all fairness, is cake compared to the things that half of the members on here say verbally when responding to criticism. Besides, it was a joke. I don't actually want you to go fuck yourself. Unless you're into that kind of thing...in which case, fuck away good sir. Fuck away.

[R8RFAN]

I nominated Sorter...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Man, if I were to seriously get a ding for that stupid gif after being here for a year and causing absolutely ZERO shit...I'd be one pissed off white boy. It's a visual representation of something that, in all fairness, is cake compared to the things that half of the members on here say verbally when responding to criticism. Besides, it was a joke. I don't actually want you to go fuck yourself. Unless you're into that kind of thing...in which case, fuck away good sir. Fuck away.

The thing is, our users have a filter that hides that word from their children, and bosses so it doesn't create situations at home, or on the job. There's no way to hide that picture. Please remove it. No dings necessary. Please just be aware. No harm, no foul, no bullshit. It's just one of the rules of the site.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

The thing is, our users have a filter that hides that word from their children, and bosses so it doesn't create situations at home, or on the job. There's no way to hide that picture. Please remove it. No dings necessary. Please just be aware. No harm, no foul, no bullshit. It's just one of the rules of the site.

Nevermind, you already did. Thanks. Sorter, please remove the quoted version.

[Strongside]

The thing is, our users have a filter that hides that word from their children, and bosses so it doesn't create situations at home, or on the job. There's no way to hide that picture. Please remove it. No dings necessary. Please just be aware. No harm, no foul, no bullshit. It's just one of the rules of the site.

I did remove it. 30 minutes ago.

EDIT: It's still showing up in Sorter's reply, and I'm not sure why.

[Strongside]

reported

We need to cook.

[HemiEd]

sep. 2011

I thought maybe Gonzo had changed it.

I wasn't even aware there were any bribes until I got some rep.

You have educated solid football takes and Inmem58 is a good poster as well.

Oh, and I like looking at the gif of that gal in your sig.

[BigRedChief]

I will assemble a brief questionnaire for any of the noobs who want to respond to it tomorrow.

I will put it on this thread and PM each undeserving noob of the highly coveted honor of "King of the Noobs" the post number of it in this thread.We are not giving a fucking job interview. You are not a member of the Academy. You never asked me or anyone else about this very bad idea.

You want to email the n00bs and ask questions fine and dandy, but don't post it in this thread.

You need to give me a reason why I shouldn't just delete your "questionnaire".

[KurtCobain]

15 votes, rly? You stingy bastards.

Can I get my casino cash please, sir?

I don't need nor want the rep.

[Sorter]

I did remove it. 30 minutes ago.

EDIT: It's still showing up in Sorter's reply, and I'm not sure why.

Didn't realize that. I'll remove the quote.

[Strongside]

We are not giving a ****ing job interview. You are not a member of the Academy. You never asked me or anyone else about this very bad idea.

You want to email the n00bs and ask questions fine and dandy, but don't post it in this thread.

You need to give me a reason why I shouldn't just delete your "questionnaire".

Dammit. I thought that thing was official. I spill personal information and it was all for naught. Damn this competition. It's ruining my life.

[Strongside]

Didn't realize that. I'll remove the quote.

Thanks, G.

[Sorter]

Thanks, G.

Fo sho. I'm not so turrible.

[Strongside]

Fo sho. I'm not so turrible.

Hopefully you don't have the golf swing that goes with that Charles Barkley accent.

[BigRedChief]

Dammit. I thought that thing was official. I spill personal information and it was all for naught. Damn this competition. It's ruining my life.hey man its not your fault. Someone posting something like that the N00b candidate should be able to safely assume its part of the process or approved to be part of the process. Again not your fault. Your a cool dude...or so it seems.:hmmm:

Whether the academy decides to delete Fairplay's question or not. Any other n00b candidate posting answers to Fairplay's question will be deleted. This goes against what this crowning and thread is about. We are not going to make you answer questionnaires, take a bunch of shit and get hazed.

You have made it safely out of n00bdom. We hazed you all year long on the planet.You stuck around. the n00b hazing is over. Now we will give you shit just like any other poster.

[Sorter]

Hopefully you don't have the golf swing that goes with that Charles Barkley accent.

Sadly, my golf swing is probably worse than the accent.

[Strongside]

hey man its not your fault. Someone posting something like that the N00b candidate should be able to safely assume its part of the process or approved to be part of the process. Again not your fault. Your a cool dude...or so it seems.:hmmm:

Whether the academy decides to delete Fairplay's question or not. Any other n00b candidate posting answers to Fairplay's question will be deleted. This goes against what this crowning and thread is about. We are not going to make you answer questionnaires, take a bunch of shit and get hazed.

You have made it safely out of n00bdom. We hazed you all year long on the planet.You stuck around. the n00b hazing is over.

Thanks! Although I didn't catch too much shit from day one....In fact, here's a post from my 3rd week on CP:


Posted By -King-

Strongside has come on as strong as ive ever seen a new poster come.
Posted via Mobile Device

Bam! lol

[BigRedChief]

Thanks! Although I didn't catch too much shit from day one....In fact, here's a post from my 3rd week on CP:
maybe since Skip left its not as bad. I got some serious hazing back in the day. I don't haze too often. You have to have a thick skin to last on the Planet because its the most loosely moderated Chiefs football board. And most of of us like it that way and never want it to change.

No matter how long you are here, no matter how many brownie points you build up, you screw up(vacation pics) they will slap you back to your senses. And I'd have that no other way.

[okoye35chiefs]

i voted for sorter because he told me he would "like" casseling on facebook!

[Phobia]

I liked the questions, fwiw. It was way better than bribes.

[BigRedChief]

I liked the questions, fwiw. It was way better than bribes.
Your job every year seems to be to come into the thread and wreck havoc with the vote. Your input in noted but rejected with cause.:harumph:

[Phobia]

I haven't even done anything this year... yet. I'm just saying I liked the Q&A. All n00bs should have to fill one out with their registration and then we decide whether we let them in or not.

[BigRedChief]

I haven't even done anything this year... yet. I'm just saying I liked the Q&A. All n00bs should have to fill one out with their registration and then we decide whether we let them in or not.You wanting to be the new Skip?

[Rausch]

I don't like n00bs.

Not voting for one.

If I had to I'd go okoye35chiefs...

[Phobia]

You wanting to be the new Skip?

Nah. I just want to find and eliminate the worst of the morons before they even get to post.

[Rausch]

Nah. I just want to find and eliminate the worst of the morons before they even get to post.

If it didn't take about 10 minutes to launch my outdated photoshop I'd slap yer face on some Minority Report pics...

[AussieChiefsFan]

OFFICIAL FAIRPLAY QUESTIONNAIRE


Question -
Why should be you be selected King noob then the other noob candidates running and what would you bring to the forum?
-Because of my situation. I live in Australia, have no connection to Kansas City or the US at all, but love the Chiefs and football. Also my posts are exquisite. :D


Question -
Which 3 Chiefs players of previous years do you hold in high esteem the most and which 3 do you value as least honorable?
Most
-Derrick Thomas
-Tony Gonzalez
-Len Dawson

Least
-A kicker who shall remain unnamed
-Larry Johnson
-Todd Blackledge


BONUS QUESTION ***** EXTRA CREDIT POINTS****
How would you react and how would you celebrate winning the highly coveted and valued King of the noobs title? (Gifs would be a plus here)
-I would celebrate by partying ev-ery night and ev-ery day
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meb4gyb90r1r0vm81o8_250.gif

[In58men]

I'm gonna post this in here too


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aMmAsqtGRmk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Fairplay]

We are not giving a ****ing job interview. You are not a member of the Academy. You never asked me or anyone else about this very bad idea.

You want to email the n00bs and ask questions fine and dandy, but don't post it in this thread.

You need to give me a reason why I shouldn't just delete your "questionnaire".



Whoa, down boy. My goodness you would've thought i just posted some nudie pics or something.

I thought i would get a little original from the normal King of the noob threads with adding a simple to take, basic questionnaire form for the contestants. You do agree that the questions would be informative for others to read do you not? Like an interview process of sorts.

Lets face it BigRedChief these threads were getting stale. Throw out some bribes and well, that's about it. I say the Academy should strongly consider mixing the game up. Add a Questionnaire form such as i did and let each contestant reply to it. Those that don't by a certain date you drop from the list votes. Kind of a Survivor type approach if the contestant chooses not to participate. (optional)

I have other ideas to consider also. A "talents" thread where the noobs can show off their gif skills or if lacking in that then humor us with their wit and charm like FAX is so good at. Or show off your football or other sports knowledge skills, the gamut is wide open actually.

Go to the poker thread and have them all play against each other and after an hour whoever has the most money is the winner of that contest. (but not the king noob) A mod can be there to participate of course. These are to see what each contestant can do, a dark horse could actually shine if played right. Also people might hold off voting until the contests are over to see how they handled themselves. Of course we can jeer them in the threads for good sport.

I have other ideas. Fun ones i might add but i don't want to give away all my ideas at this time if i am shot down now.

[Chiefspants]

I'm surprised that Simplicity hasn't received any love, I stand by my vote for Sorter but I had figured that Simplicity would have had more of a showing. (Assuming there wasn't a meltdown I'm unaware of)

[Fairplay]

I'm surprised that Simplicity hasn't received any love, I stand by my vote for Sorter but I had figured that Simplicity would have had more of a showing. (Assuming there wasn't a meltdown I'm unaware of)



Yeah i thought he was decent from what i remember, maybe he faded off from posting lately i don't know.

[Fairplay]

Another contest could be "Caption the gif thread contest" where someone like Sorter (next year) could throw out several gifs and have the contestants caption each one.


Then have a panel of say five impartial but outstanding members of the CP judge which contestant captioned the gifs the best.

Also the panel can judge best answers on the Questionnaire form as well.

What do you think?

[Phobia]

Whoa, down boy. My goodness you would've thought i just posted some nudie pics or something.

I thought i would get a little original from the normal King of the noob threads with adding a simple to take, basic questionnaire form for the contestants. You do agree that the questions would be informative for others to read do you not? Like an interview process of sorts.

Lets face it BigRedChief these threads were getting stale. Throw out some bribes and well, that's about it. I say the Academy should strongly consider mixing the game up. Add a Questionnaire form such as i did and let each contestant reply to it. Those that don't by a certain date you drop from the list votes. Kind of a Survivor type approach if the contestant chooses not to participate. (optional)

I have other ideas to consider also. A "talents" thread where the noobs can show off their gif skills or if lacking in that then humor us with their wit and charm like FAX is so good at. Or show off your football or other sports knowledge skills, the gamut is wide open actually.

Go to the poker thread and have them all play against each other and after an hour whoever has the most money is the winner of that contest. (but not the king noob) A mod can be there to participate of course. These are to see what each contestant can do, a dark horse could actually shine if played right. Also people might hold off voting until the contests are over to see how they handled themselves. Of course we can jeer them in the threads for good sport.

I have other ideas. Fun ones i might add but i don't want to give away all my ideas at this time if i am shot down now.

Oooh - a coup of the Academy would go a long way towards making one a strong contender for MVP..

[Fairplay]

Oooh - a coup of the Academy would go a long way towards making one a strong contender for MVP..



No, just want to change the game up a bit, well a lot i should say.

[Phobia]

Coup.
Coup.
Coup.

[BigRedChief]

If I have missed any of the sorter voters with my huge rep stick let me know.

[007]

Whoa, down boy. My goodness you would've thought i just posted some nudie pics or something.

I thought i would get a little original from the normal King of the noob threads with adding a simple to take, basic questionnaire form for the contestants. You do agree that the questions would be informative for others to read do you not? Like an interview process of sorts.

Lets face it BigRedChief these threads were getting stale. Throw out some bribes and well, that's about it. I say the Academy should strongly consider mixing the game up. Add a Questionnaire form such as i did and let each contestant reply to it. Those that don't by a certain date you drop from the list votes. Kind of a Survivor type approach if the contestant chooses not to participate. (optional)

I have other ideas to consider also. A "talents" thread where the noobs can show off their gif skills or if lacking in that then humor us with their wit and charm like FAX is so good at. Or show off your football or other sports knowledge skills, the gamut is wide open actually.

Go to the poker thread and have them all play against each other and after an hour whoever has the most money is the winner of that contest. (but not the king noob) A mod can be there to participate of course. These are to see what each contestant can do, a dark horse could actually shine if played right. Also people might hold off voting until the contests are over to see how they handled themselves. Of course we can jeer them in the threads for good sport.

I have other ideas. Fun ones i might add but i don't want to give away all my ideas at this time if i am shot down now.

I kind of like this. Add a little spice to the hazing.

[Chiefspants]

If I have missed any of the sorter voters with my huge rep stick let me know.

Oh, Hit Me!

[AussieChiefsFan]

If I have missed any of the sorter voters with my huge rep stick let me know.Right here :D

[007]

and just why do the sorter voters get your big rep stick?

[Rasputin]

huh. Almost forgot about Ricoswav he did pretty good so far. Too late to nominate but kudos to Rico.

[Rasputin]

The n00b that needs a rochambeau is okoy35chiefs

[okoye35chiefs]

The n00b that needs a rochambeau is okoy35chiefs

why do you want to kick my balls?

[crazycoffey]

where's my money?

[Rasputin]

why do you want to kick my balls?

Because of the pictures you posted in that would you rather thread you made. That's why. fucking gross man.

Would you rather this?

http://i1157.photobucket.com/albums/p585/Gidiggly/Angry/slap.gif

[okoye35chiefs]

Because of the pictures you posted in that would you rather thread you made. That's why. ****ing gross man.

Would you rather this?

http://i1157.photobucket.com/albums/p585/Gidiggly/Angry/slap.gif

oh okay...i can live with that.. i did put up a parental advisory on that thread!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

If I have missed any of the sorter voters with my huge rep stick let me know.

Here, please! :D

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I think we can safely call this one. Just sayin'...

[Sorter]

I think we can safely call this one. Just sayin'...

I think if Inmem posts another picture, he runs away with this thing.

[In58men]

I think if Inmem posts another picture, he runs away with this thing.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/12/07/mejaby4e.jpg


Champion!!!!!!!!

[NJChiefsFan]

Game changer. Can I switch my vote?

[KurtCobain]

is the little bit of red showing her bra strap

[In58men]

is the little bit of red showing her bra strap

Yes, it's a chief bra. Revote?

[In58men]

Game changer. Can I switch my vote?

I like it.

[KurtCobain]

Yes, it's a chief bra. Revote?

I already voted for you bro. but now I wish I could vote twice.

[KurtCobain]

Damn, nothing sexier than a red bra. She's a keeper, bud.

[In58men]

Damn, nothing sexier than a red bra. She's a keeper, bud.

You da man.

[BigRedChief]

I think we can safely call this one. Just sayin'...You have been here for a couple of years. You change the rules in a poll or contest. Let me know how that goes over.

[KurtCobain]

You have been here for a couple of years. You change the rules in a poll or contest. Let me know how that goes over.

Dude, this isn't that big of a deal.

[LiveSteam]

Dude, this isn't that big of a deal.

Hahahahaha

[BigRedChief]

Dude, this isn't that big of a deal.How would you know? Your a n00b, right? you seem to know a lot of Chiefs planet lore for a n00b?:hmmm:

[BigRedChief]

Hahahahaha
http://www.forumspile.com/Funnay-Out_of_reach.jpg

[KurtCobain]

How would you know? Your a n00b, right? you seem to know a lot of Chiefs planet lore for a n00b?:hmmm:

It took me a long time to sign up.

[007]

Uh oh. BRC is getting on his high horse.

[In58men]

Uh oh. BRC is getting on his high horse.

I've heard this about 40 times this week lol.

[BigRedChief]

Uh oh. BRC is getting on his high horse.this thread sponsored by http://www.dallashighhorse.com/hhpro/portals/0/Bands/hh.png

[BigRedChief]

A few hours left to vote.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Sweet Jesus; isn't this over yet?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Best campaign I've ever ran. Of course it's easy when you've got the 2008 Obama of n00bs. I just know how to pick a winner.

[Sorter]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/yes/loltiger.gif

[TLO]

Here ya go, Naptown

[Naptown Chief]

YESS!

[Naptown Chief]

What year did you win, friend?

[Naptown Chief]

Wow, black Bob was that popular 7 years ago too? I was really pulling for him :(

[TLO]

What year did you win, friend?

I was but a wee lad when I originally registered for this site. I think I originally joined in 2008 maybe? I was only 16, maybe 17. I didn't post much then, just browsed - mostly

[Naptown Chief]

I was but a wee lad when I originally registered for this site. I think I originally joined in 2008 maybe? I was only 16, maybe 17. I didn't post much then, just browsed - mostly

You'll always be 2017 King of the Noobs in my book

[TLO]

You'll always be 2017 King of the Noobs in my book

Thanks, pal! :grouphug::grouphug::grouphug:

[BigRedChief]

You'll always be 2017 King of the Noobs in my book

Thanks, pal! :grouphug::grouphug::grouphug:
LMAO