Albert just called 610. Wants to stay in KC

[Red Dawg]

Agent is talking to Dorsey. Does not want to play guard. Health is good. For what its worth.

[RealSNR]

And the True Fans did weep that day

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Call in and ask him if he thinks Dustin Colquitt wants to stay.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Albert could resign before draft day and the morons would STILL mock KC Jekyll

[RunKC]

Yes get Dustin Colquitt on the phone!!! He's teh MVP of teh franchise!!!LMAO

[-King-]

Said people who have him switching to guard are ludicrous and he's put in too much work in the NFL as a left tackle to move. Especially since he's one of the best in the league.

[-King-]

Kind of cool that he's the one who called in and it wasn't just a regular scheduled interview.

[Titty Meat]

The fan base wants to replace the black player with a white player.

[HolyHat]

The fan base wants to replace the black player with a white player.

Not me, I want all the chocolate we can get

[The Franchise]

Albert could resign before draft day and the morons would STILL mock KC Jekyll

The morons will continue to not mock us a QB because Cassel is still on this roster. For some reason...the "experts" think that he's a good QB.

We cut Cassel.....they'll mock us a QB.

[BigMeatballDave]

Awesome.

[HolyHat]

That boy Branden Albert is coming back! Eat your heart out Joeckel fans!

[the Talking Can]

sweet...i heart albert

let's get that done...it will force the draft convo to QBs

[UberSparky]

Good enough for me! Sign him.

[Red Dawg]

Keeping him is a no brainer. He was our pick and be is good. Sign him.

[HolyHat]

Pay dat man heez maney

[Molitoth]

This is good news.

[ChiefMojo]

Yes very good news! Always been nonsense about drafting a LT at #1 in my book. We already have a good LT!

[the Talking Can]

they made the point, when was the last time a chiefs player called a radio station?

that was verboten under that shit stain pioli...

[seaofred]

He spoke with a lot of passion. It was nice to hear.

[NightHawk]

Pay him the money and let him play left tackle (no moving him to guard please).

[Rambozo]

That's good news. Albert is the #1 priority this offseason imo.

[-King-]

they made the point, when was the last time a chiefs player called a radio station?

that was verboten under that shit stain *****...

Was about to point that out before they got to it.

[Mr. Laz]

Said people who have him switching to guard are ludicrous and he's put in too much work in the NFL as a left tackle to move. Especially since he's one of the best in the league.
not really

[mr. tegu]

So he just called and volunteered the information? That is awesome! If this happened under Pioli Albert would have been "injured."

[Cannibal]

not really

Maybe not, but he's good enough and we have other priorities.

[Mr. Laz]

Maybe not, but he's good enough and we have other priorities.
true

[Nightfyre]

Sign him and tag bowe. Resigning colquitt would be gravy.

[tooge]

If this happens, then does Bowe get franchised again, or someone else? I'd just like to see it to get rid of the Joekle talk at no 1

[-King-]

Branden Albert ‏@Balbert76

Im just speaking from the heart and speaking the truth... came from the bottom to the top.... hell yea I have a chip on my shoulder #chiefs

[rockymtnchief]

Get him signed! He's better than all the turd bags put together since Roaf was here.

[Mr. Laz]

So he just called and volunteered the information? That is awesome! If this happened under ***** Albert would have been "injured."
or they wouldn't of believed him, like they didn't believe Bowe

[-King-]

not really

He's a top 10-12 LT.

[Cannibal]

Sign him and tag bowe. Resigning colquitt would be gravy.

That's what I'd like to see as well. Bowe could have a huge year with a competent QB and Reid calling plays.

[Mr. Laz]

If this happens, then does Bowe get franchised again, or someone else? I'd just like to see it to get rid of the Joekle talk at no 1
wait ... what?

The only reason Bowe hadn't already signed an extension was Dr. Evil


now that he is gone, Bowe staying is 100% ... no tag needed.

[the Talking Can]

and the first fucking caller wants to sign and trade Albert...all so we can draft jockstrap


i hate our fans to death

[Mr. Laz]

He's a top 10-12 LT.
which makes him 'above average'

[DC.chief]

Good news. Get a deal done Dorsey. Big guy needs to get paid! Then clowns can start mocking Star to us.

[BigMeatballDave]

If they can get a deal done with Albert, then they can get to work on a deal with Bowe.

[BigMeatballDave]

and the first fucking caller wants to sign and trade Albert...all so we can draft jockstrap


i hate our fans to death

:LOL:

[the Talking Can]

russ lande up next to tell us why the Chiefs are drafting Nassib at #1....

[BossChief]

Jason Peters contract:

4/28/2009: Signed a six-year, $60.657 million contract. The deal contains $25 million guaranteed, including an $11 million signing bonus. 2013: $10.4 million, 2014: $9.65 million, 2015: Free Agent

Get Albert signed to a similar amount and let's draft a fucking quarterback.

[The Franchise]

russ lande up next to tell us why the Chiefs are drafting Nassib at #1....

Because Donovan McNabb went to Syracuse.

How the fuck do these people keep their jobs?

[Buckweath]

He's a top 10-12 LT.

At worst IMO. The Chiefs have never had problems running behind Albert and his passblocking is definitly good too.

Joeckel might very well never be any better than Albert and if really he becomes better, that will never be the difference between a SB or not.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

and the first fucking caller wants to sign and trade Albert...all so we can draft jockstrap


i hate our fans to death

Ninety-five percent of these assholes deserve a team like this. We don't.

[Omaha]

Kind of cool that he's the one who called in and it wasn't just a regular scheduled interview.

Said people who have him switching to guard are ludicrous and he's put in too much work in the NFL as a left tackle to move. Especially since he's one of the best in the league.

He spoke with a lot of passion. It was nice to hear.

I love this. I wish I could have heard it. Chiefs need to keep him and work to improve MUCH bigger weaknesses rather than work on a slight upgrade at what I feel is one of the stronger positions.

[mdchiefsfan]

Pay dat man heez maney

Rounders reference, nice!

[RunKC]

Because Donovan McNabb went to Syracuse.

How the **** do these people keep their jobs?

Russe Lande had Jonathan Crompton as the #2 QB on his board in 2010. He sure knows about QB's! LMAO

[the Talking Can]

I love this. I wish I could have heard it. Chiefs need to keep him and work to improve MUCH bigger weaknesses rather than work on a slight upgrade at what I feel is one of the stronger positions.

they said they're replaying the interview sometime in the next hour

[Easy 6]

Very glad to hear this from Branden... its mutual, big guy.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

which makes him 'above average'

Bullshit. Name nine better LTs.

[Deberg_1990]

When will Bowe call in?

[the Talking Can]

apparently albert said the idea of moving him to guard was 'ludicrous'...

good for him

[tooge]

When will Bowe call in?

when they officially cut Cassel

[the Talking Can]

lande says Nassib is a top 15 pick

['Hamas' Jenkins]

lande says Nassib is a top 15 pick

That's fucking insane. What is his rationale for that?

[BossChief]

Lande said Geno fits Reid perfectly and compared the situation to McNabb.

[Rambozo]

When will Bowe call in?

The week we play his next team. I think his Chiefs days are over.

[-King-]

LMAO Russ said that Geno is a 2nd round QB.

[the Talking Can]

That's ****ing insane. What is his rationale for that?

something about going back and charting all his throws, didn't think he was until doing that

also said Smith is a good fit for Reid

then said his top 3 QBs are Smith, Nassib, Glennon...and that Glennon is not a first round pick

no mention of wilson

also said Smith 'was not accurate' and if he was picking 'would not be a first round QB'

so, according to lande, Nassib is the only first round QB...this shit is crazy

(i was typing as he was speaking)

[RunKC]

He just said Star Letouleerireroeruoeu is the best fit.

FUCK YOU RUSSE

[-King-]

Ok, this guy has no idea what he's talking about.

[HolyHat]

The guy in love with Nassib just said that Geno has accuracy issues....HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET PAID FOR THIS??????? JFC!!!!!!

[-King-]

Buzz around senior bowl is that Chiefs will take a QB.

[DeezNutz]

4 top-5 picks in 6 years, but we shouldn't take a QB.

[the Talking Can]

he said 'the buzz' is that the Chiefs have to draft a QB and will with their first pick, even if they trade down...

[mr. tegu]

The week we play his next team. I think his Chiefs days are over.

If Albert signs Bowe will be here. There is no reason for us to not keep him. Remeber, we have to meet a minimum salary now so whether he signs or is tagged he will be here.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Lande also added his thoughts on Plaza III's steaks: "Inferior to Sizzler."

When asked about JD Power and Associates' car ratings, he was miffed at the praise given to the 700 Class BMW over the base model Chevy Aveo.

Lande is stunned The Canyons didn't sweep all Oscar nominations.

Lande considers Sylvania state of the art for modern TV production. He also thinks you should invest heavily in HD-DVD.

[BossChief]

God bless that statement. Said the buzz is that we will draft a QB in the first.

[the Talking Can]

asked about gap between nassib and wilson

said closest QB to nassib is glennon, basically implied that Wilson isn't even in the discussion

[Frosty]

Lande considers Sylvania state of the art for modern TV production. He also thinks you should invest heavily in HD-DVD.

From what I have read of this guy, I think you mean Beta. He seems stuck in '80's football or something.

[the Talking Can]

now he just said Chiefs "could get smith or nassib at end of first round"

[DeezNutz]

I'd pay $17.99 for a 10-ounce strip at Plaza III but not $18.50. Value just isn't right.

[Titty Meat]

I'd pay $17.99 for a 10-ounce strip at Plaza III but not $18.50. Value just isn't right.

Where on the plaza have you been eating?

[DeezNutz]

now he just said Chiefs "could get smith or nassib at end of first round"

I'll look forward to shoving these insightful analyses up a lot of asses.

[the Talking Can]

he thinks 3 QBs go in first round: Barkley, Smith, Nassib...and maybe glennon

i can't keep this shit straight

[BossChief]

This guy is an idiot.

[KC_Lee]

Lande also added his thoughts on Plaza III's steaks: "Inferior to Sizzler."

When asked about JD Power and Associates' car ratings, he was miffed at the praise given to the 700 Class BMW over the base model Chevy Aveo.

Lande is stunned The Canyons didn't sweep all Oscar nominations.

Lande considers Sylvania state of the art for modern TV production. He also thinks you should invest heavily in HD-DVD.

LMAO Rep LMAO

[DC.chief]

Dude just went full retard

[Strongside]

But no, wait. We must draft Luke Joeckel. This is unacceptable!

I swear to God...people forget that we can sign Albert and use this pick on something we actually need; or at least need more. And move him to guard? Asamoah is developing into a good player, and people seem to forget that we drafted the best player at that position last year...who is also developing. Not to mention we just signed Winston and Stevenson did a serviceable job stepping in for Albert last year as a rookie. Taking Joeckel for the sake of him being the best player is the exact same thing as taking a quarterback for the sake of needing one. But one makes a little more sense than the other.

[The Franchise]

he thinks 3 QBs go in first round: Barkley, Smith, Nassib...and maybe glennon

i can't keep this shit straight

He obviously has alzheimers because he can't remember what the fuck he just said.

[RunKC]

He said he thinks the Chiefs could move back into the first round to get their QB around 18-20.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Russ Lande axioms for modern living:

--Always buy the extended warranty
--Spit works better than Astroglide
--Can't taste the difference between aspartame and table sugar
--China is the world's preeminent manufacturer of high quality, durable goods
--Wal-Mart offers their employees a standard of living and security unmatched in the developed world.
--Maryland's football uniforms are understated and elegant.
--Luke Hochevar is a runaway favorite for AL Cy Young
--Hawk Harrelson is his model broadcaster, a true arbiter.

[DaKCMan AP]

71.4% completion percentage = not accurate

62.4% completion percentage = accurate


:hmmm:

[ChiefsCountry]

he thinks 3 QBs go in first round: Barkley, Smith, Nassib...and maybe glennon

i can't keep this shit straight

I would be happy if that is the order they go. :)

[The Franchise]

Russ Lande thinks Manti Te'os girlfriend is hotter than A.J. McCarron's.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

So I'm learning that Danny Parkins is a fucking mouth breathing retard as well.

[Omaha]

LMAO Russ said that Geno is a 2nd round QB.

There's absolutely no chance he falls to the 2nd round. There are too many teams who need a QB. It's just a stupid thing to say.

[the Talking Can]

so, according to Lande:

Nassib is a top 15 pick the Chiefs could take at #1 but will probably take at the bottom of the first

Smith is one of his top 3 QBs, a good fit for Reid, not a first round QB, but could be drafted by the Chiefs at the end of the first round

Glennon is one of the top 3 QBs, and closest to Nassib (meaning he is #2), but is not a first round pick

Wilson.....crickets...doesn't think anything about him

Barkley is a first round pick, even though he isn't in Lande's top 3 (and two of his top 3 are second round picks)

if you can make any fucking sense of that, congrats

[KC_Lee]

so, according to Lande:

Nassib is a top 15 pick the Chiefs could take at #1 but will probably take at the bottom of the first

Smith is one of his top 3 QBs, a good fit for Reid, not a first round QB, but could be drafted by the Chiefs at the end of the first round

Glennon is one of the top 3 QBs, and closest to Nassib (meaning he is #2), but is not a first round pick

Wilson.....crickets...doesn't think anything about him

Barkley is a first round pick, even though he isn't in Lande's top 3 (and two of his top 3 are second round picks)

if you can make any ****ing sense of that, congrats

Sounds like Abe "Grand Pa" Simpson's mock draft.

[BossChief]

If Russ Lande won a million on a lottery ticket, he would want to spend the money on more lottery tickets.

[PaulAllen]

Prepare for three months of inane gibberish from every hack who ever saw a college football game.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Russ Lande:

--You can never go wrong in skin-tight pleather
--Women who work in pornography have excellent fathers
--Hitler "did a lot of great things"
--Stalin revolutionized modern agricultural efficiency
--Salt water the best choice when marooned with a Jerry can full of fluids.
--Turpentine-soaked corn cobs outpace any flushable wipe for comfort

[Deberg_1990]

We shouldnt "sleep" on Te'o

[BossChief]

Replaying Albert interview after break

[RunKC]

"Nassib played on a team that only had a LT and his receivers dropped 5 or 6 passes a game."

-Danny Parkins


Sounds like his accuracy is much better than what the numbers show.

[the Talking Can]

when asked about the buzz about the Chiefs, without hesitating, he said the Chiefs will take a QB at #1 or trade down and take a QB

that has me excited...except for the fact that everything else he said was mildly retarded

[keg in kc]

Good on albert.

[DeezNutz]

So...there isn't a QB worth taking at #1, but the Chiefs would be wise to trade back into the round, thus sacrificing next year's first, to get one of these "mediocre" QBs.

This "logic" is the epitome of dumb as fuck.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Lande:

--Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein could have "learned a thing or two" from Nick Athan.
--HP color ink "a tremendous deal."
--Kathy Griffin "a natural beauty".

[Titty Meat]

Asking Russ Launde to evaluate talent is like asking Ken Lay for financial advice

[Omaha]

Replaying Albert interview after break

I'm listening online.

[-King-]

so, according to Lande:

Nassib is a top 15 pick the Chiefs could take at #1 but will probably take at the bottom of the first

Smith is one of his top 3 QBs, a good fit for Reid, not a first round QB, but could be drafted by the Chiefs at the end of the first round

Glennon is one of the top 3 QBs, and closest to Nassib (meaning he is #2), but is not a first round pick

Wilson.....crickets...doesn't think anything about him

Barkley is a first round pick, even though he isn't in Lande's top 3 (and two of his top 3 are second round picks)

if you can make any fucking sense of that, congrats
Dude was all over the place. He needed some flash cards to keep his shit straight.

[KCUnited]

Dude was all over the place. He needed some flash cards to keep his shit straight.

The Matt Cassel of draft experts.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Russ Lande's Football Insights:

--Dexter McCluster is the most bruising power back to hit the NFL since Earl Weaver
--Kordell Stewart had the highest football IQ of any player he ever evaluated
--Ryan Sims was the first guy at the facility and the last guy to leave
--Bill Romanowski is a consummate sportsman

[Hammock Parties]

Russ Lande:

--You can never go wrong in skin-tight pleather
--Women who work in pornography have excellent fathers
--Hitler "did a lot of great things"
--Stalin revolutionized modern agricultural efficiency
--Salt water the best choice when marooned with a Jerry can full of fluids.
--Turpentine-soaked corn cobs outpace any flushable wipe for comfort

LMAO

Beelzebub it's great to have the Planet whole again.

[the Talking Can]

albert on right now

[Omaha]

It really bothers him that fans always suggest that he should move to guard. That's funny.

[Omaha]

He's playing for the "real" Chiefs' fans who understand that he's a tackle.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Russ Lande:

--Jerry Jones is too "hands off" as an owner. Prefers a guy involved in every aspect of the organization, like David Glass, but one who spends freely, like Bill Bidwell.
--Aretha Franklin would have never succeeded without Autotune

[ModSocks]

He's playing for the "real" Chiefs' fans who understand that he's a tackle.

Holla at yo boyz albert!

[the Talking Can]

he just shit all over the idea he should be a guard...god bless

sign him

[CaliforniaChief]

Hamas, you're slaying me right now. LMAO

[DaWolf]

So he just called and volunteered the information? That is awesome! If this happened under ***** Albert would have been "injured."

We sure it was Albert and not Te'o pretending to be Albert?

[BossChief]

Uses the guard talk as motivation.

[suds79]

Uses the guard talk as motivation.

And tired of hearing the Guard talk. Can't imagine why. :p

[DeezNutz]

He's playing for the "real" Chiefs' fans who understand that he's a tackle.

Has he said his CP handle yet? Motherfucked True Fans?

[saphojunkie]

Russ Lande says the "buzz" right now is that Teo's girlfriend is real and has discovered the cure for Lukemia.

[RealSNR]

Brandon Albert must know about Chiefs Planet. I think we're the only Chiefs media source online or broadcasted that overwhelmingly loves his work. Everyone else is always trying to find upgrades over him.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

WOW 610 got played that wasn't Albert on phone. Just heard the replay. That guy on the phone sounds nothing like Albert.



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[Titty Meat]

WOW 610 got played that wasn't Albert on phone. Just heard the replay. That guy on the phone sounds nothing like Albert.



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Why was he tweeting about the interview then dumbass?

[BossChief]

He sound generally PISSED that there is talk about the possibility of the team drafting someone to "take his job"

ALBERT, IF YOU ARE READING THIS...WE LOVE YA BUD AND HOPE YOU RETIRE A CHIEF AFTER ANOTHER 8-10 YEARS HERE!!!

[Titty Meat]

He sound generally PISSED that there is talk about the possibility of the team drafting someone to "take his job"

ALBERT, IF YOU ARE READING THIS...WE LOVE YA BUD AND HOPE YOU RETIRE A CHIEF AFTER ANOTHER 8-10 YEARS HERE!!!

Ill tweet to this thread to him!

[DeezNutz]

We should give serious thought to allowing our high-quality, former first round LT walk so that we can replace him with another first rounder.

[suds79]

WOW 610 got played that wasn't Albert on phone. Just heard the replay. That guy on the phone sounds nothing like Albert.



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:facepalm:

[BossChief]

ROFL @ Chiefsnos trying to have a gotcha moment when Albert himself tweeted about the interview.

[The Franchise]

Why was he tweeting about the interview then dumbass?

LMAO

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Why was he tweeting about the interview then dumbass?

That twitter account is fake. I asked him where he played his high school BBall he had no clue.

[The Franchise]

ChiefsandO'sfan......Twitter Sleuth!

[BossChief]

That twitter account is fake. I asked him where he played his high school BBall team he had no clue.

They said they were trying to get Albert to do an interview today and that he called in. Are you suggesting that they don't know his phone number or that they didn't verify before it went on the air?

[saphojunkie]

WOW AMERICA GOT PLAYED. Obama inauguration a FAKE!!!

Look at this guy:



http://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/USATODAY/theOval/2013/01/17/gty-84372145_001-4_3_r536_c534.jpg?1b79b3da202957124496e3768cfb7b67cdb10c81


No way! Here's the real Obama:

http://www.lifesitenews.com/images/sized/images/blog/Obama_inauguration-634x470.jpg

CANT U SEE THE DIFFERENCE!?

[Titty Meat]

Chiefso your obsession with Twitter is fucking creepy

[suds79]

Maybe that wasn't really Danny Parkins doing the interview??? :hmmm:

[BossChief]

That radio interview sounded just like that YouTube video he posted.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Danny Parkins ‏@DannyParkins

@Balbert76 thanks again for calling into the show man... #Chiefs fans loved it and I really appreciate it.

[-King-]

WOW AMERICA GOT PLAYED. Obama inauguration a FAKE!!!

Look at this guy:



http://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/USATODAY/theOval/2013/01/17/gty-84372145_001-4_3_r536_c534.jpg?1b79b3da202957124496e3768cfb7b67cdb10c81


No way! Here's the real Obama:

http://www.lifesitenews.com/images/sized/images/blog/Obama_inauguration-634x470.jpg

CANT U SEE THE DIFFERENCE!?

OMG LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO Thanks for that.

[saphojunkie]

That radio interview sounded just like that YouTube video he posted.

No way totally fake

[silver5liter]

That twitter account is fake. I asked him where he played his high school BBall he had no clue.

You keep saying this, but its pretty obvious that its a real twitter account and idk what the hell you are talking about, he sounded just like the guy in the video.... just on a cell phone.

[Titty Meat]

Danny Parkins &rlm;@DannyParkins

@Balbert76 thanks again for calling into the show man... #Chiefs fans loved it and I really appreciate it.

How bout that? Maybe youll be able to find a date on twitter to get you off of it for a bit.

[the Talking Can]

WOW AMERICA GOT PLAYED. Obama inauguration a FAKE!!!

Look at this guy:



http://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/USATODAY/theOval/2013/01/17/gty-84372145_001-4_3_r536_c534.jpg?1b79b3da202957124496e3768cfb7b67cdb10c81


No way! Here's the real Obama:

http://www.lifesitenews.com/images/sized/images/blog/Obama_inauguration-634x470.jpg

CANT U SEE THE DIFFERENCE!?

nice

[-King-]

That twitter account is fake. I asked him where he played his high school BBall he had no clue.

LMAO Can you post that?

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

How bout that? Maybe youll be able to find a date on twitter to get you off of it for a bit.

That Albert account cant answer where he played High School bball.

[Rambozo]

We should give serious thought to allowing our high-quality, former first round LT walk so that we can replace him with another first rounder.

They won't let him walk imo. They would franchise him at the very least.

The only way we would let him go is for draft picks imo. After he's tagged, we would have to get two firsts for him per the new cba. It's unlikely but, it would be a great scenario if it happened.

For example, say we traded with St. Louis and we got the 16th and 22nd picks for Albert. It probably wouldn't happen but, if St. Louis wants a LT that would be the best way to get one.

[HemiEd]

Albert is one of my favorite players. Used to be a friend on FB, but ***** must have made him close the account.

milkman was the first to fire up the draft Albert bandwagon that I noticed.

The Bears sure regret not taking him as Williams has already busted.

Just pay the man.

[htismaqe]

That Albert account cant answer where he played High School bball.

Maybe he thinks you're a fucking retard and just doesn't feel like answering...

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Maybe he thinks you're a ****ing retard and just doesn't feel like answering...

Maybe But Albert last account he had the Blue Check mark. Why not this one?

[-King-]

Maybe But Albert last account he had the Blue Check mark. Why not this one?
Can you just post the bball tweets?

[htismaqe]

Maybe But Albert last account he had the Blue Check mark. Why not this one?

Don't ask me, my life doesn't revolve around Twitter.

[Titty Meat]

What kind of grownan asks another man where he played high school basketball at? Lmao

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

What kind of grownan asks another man where he played high school basketball at? Lmao

Albert got a lot of love for his bball and football play out here in Baltimore.

[the Talking Can]

Twitter Police

"freeze, dirtbag...where did you play high school basketball?!?"

[Fritz88]

Branden Albert ‏@Balbert76

Im just speaking from the heart and speaking the truth... came from the bottom to the top.... hell yea I have a chip on my shoulder #chiefs

http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr305/MadGarlic5/south-park-i-just-came-500x375.jpg

[BossChief]

Twitter Police

"freeze, dirtbag...where did you play high school basketball?!?"

ROFL

[BossChief]

Geno Smith isn't gonna know how to handle things when he has a clean pocket because of this guy.

[Titty Meat]

Geno Smith isn't gonna know how to handle things when he has a clean pocket because of this guy.

What if genos pocket.....




Isnt real?

[BossChief]

I played hsbb at glen burnie high school and I am the real Brandon Albert!!!

Pay me.

[Frosty]

I played hsbb at glen burnie high school and I am the real Brandon Albert!!!

Pay me.

Only if you're willing to move to guard.

[BossChief]

Only if you're willing to move to guard.

That's dumb/ludacris.

[Sorter]

Only if you're willing to move to guard.

LMAO

[RealSNR]

What if genos pocket.....




Isnt real?

Wait a minute.

Where did Geno play high school bball?

:eek:

[slimdagreat]

Signing him would be a considerable step in the right direction, even if they do draft Joeckel and move him to RT.

[BossChief]

Albert probably thinks chiefsnos is a complete fool.

He genuinely thinks a guy took enough time to try to hoax a call in to 610 and provide some real info...but couldn't google "branden Albert high school basketball"

What a fool.

[The Franchise]

Signing him would be a considerable step in the right direction, even if they do draft Joeckel and move him to RT.

:banghead:

[KC_Lee]

Signing him would be a considerable step in the right direction, even if they do draft Joeckel and move him to RT.

:facepalm:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Signing him would be a considerable step in the right direction, even if they do draft Joeckel and move him to RT.

ROFL You sir, are a TRUE Chiefs fan.

[Deberg_1990]

Signing him would be a considerable step in the right direction, even if they do draft Joeckel and move him to RT.

use a #1 pick on a RT. smart!

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Signing him would be a considerable step in the right direction, even if they do draft Joeckel and move him to RT.

:bolt:

[slimdagreat]

use a #1 pick on a RT. smart!

I meant move Albert to RT genius

[Easy 6]

Signing him would be a considerable step in the right direction, even if they do draft Joeckel and move him to RT.

Lost, get it.

[KC_Lee]

I meant move Albert to RT genius

So we take our 1st round LT...move him to RT...cut our free agent RT we signed last year...and draft a LT with the first overall pick?

Again....:facepalm:

[BigMeatballDave]

I meant move Albert to RT genius

:spock:

We have a RT, dumbass.

[FlaChief58]

Signing him would be a considerable step in the right direction, even if they do draft Joeckel and move him to RT.

:facepalm:

[Frosty]

I meant move Albert to RT genius

Yeah.. this isn't going to end well.

[Sorter]

So we take our 1st round LT...move him to RT...cut our free agent RT we signed last year...and draft a LT with the first overall pick?

Again....:facepalm:

This

[Iowanian]

If he's willing to come back....he's one of the players I'd like to see back in KC.


If we're being honest and we're having discussion about moving a T to G, it needs to be Winston.

Winston is a stout run blocker and struggles in pass protection. Moving him inside makes much more sense to me than Albert.

[BossChief]

I meant move Albert to RT genius

HAHA. I think it's funny that you think that changes anything.

We have two very good offensive tackles.

[FlaChief58]

I meant move Albert to RT genius

So you're going to pay him LT $ to play RT? Brilliant!

[Rambozo]

If he's willing to come back....he's one of the players I'd like to see back in KC.


If we're being honest and we're having discussion about moving a T to G, it needs to be Winston.

Winston is a stout run blocker and struggles in pass protection. Moving him inside makes much more sense to me than Albert.

Winston played great at guard in a couple of games last year.

[slimdagreat]

So we take our 1st round LT...move him to RT...cut our free agent RT we signed last year...and draft a LT with the first overall pick?

Again....:facepalm:

who said anything about cutting Winston? you need depth on the OL do you not?

[ModSocks]

Signing him would be a considerable step in the right direction, even if they do draft Joeckel and move him to RT.

Da fuq?

[silver5liter]

Is this guy on here???

http://twatlr.com/thread/293815157635825664

[slimdagreat]

who said anything about cutting Winston? you need depth on the OL do you not?

shit or move Winston to Guard. It we're going to be a run first team stands to reason we should beef up the OL.

[BigMeatballDave]

who said anything about cutting Winston? you need depth on the OL do you not?

:LOL:

[Frosty]

If he's willing to come back....he's one of the players I'd like to see back in KC.


If we're being honest and we're having discussion about moving a T to G, it needs to be Winston.

Winston is a stout run blocker and struggles in pass protection. Moving him inside makes much more sense to me than Albert.

Personally, I'm waiting to see what these guys look like with a good QB and not getting coached by a band of monkeys before I pass judgement.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

Not me, I want all the chocolate we can get

No racial tho-right?

[silver5liter]

Fuck it guys lets draft for depth with the first pick!

[Fish]

shit or move Winston to Guard. It we're going to be a run first team stands to reason we should beef up the OL.

All we need is 5 1st round picks on the OLine, and we're goin to da Superbowlz!

[KC_Lee]

who said anything about cutting Winston? you need depth on the OL do you not?

So now we have 3 tackles that are either; 1st round picks or high priced free agents, sounds like a winning combo to me.

Let's ignore the smoking crater that is the QB spot and draft a postition that we already have set, not perfect, but set.

Bet you think that going after Alex Smith or Matt Flynn would be a great idea too.

[slimdagreat]

**** it guys lets draft for depth with the first pick!

what are you stupid? I didn't say Luke Joeckel would come off the bench, Winston would, or move him to guard. I know you guys remember the days when KC had the best OL in football, since there's no QB at the top and Jarvis Jones doesn't fill a need for us why not build the best OL in football again?

[BigMeatballDave]

Fuck it guys lets draft for depth with the first pick!

1ST ROUND PICK, JAKE JOECKEL, BACK UP RT!1!

[slimdagreat]

So now we have 3 tackles that are either; 1st round picks or high priced free agents, sounds like a winning combo to me.

Let's ignore the smoking crater that is the QB spot and draft a postition that we already have set, not perfect, but set.

Bet you think that going after Alex Smith or Matt Flynn would be a great idea too.

actually I don't think either of them is a great idea. I think any QB you'd draft #1 overall (all you Geno fans) wouldn't be any better than a QB you could get in round 2.

[BigMeatballDave]

what are you stupid? I didn't say Luke Joeckel would come off the bench, Winston would, or move him to guard. I know you guys remember the days when KC had the best OL in football, since there's no QB at the top and Jarvis Jones doesn't fill a need for us why not build the best OL in football again?

LMAO

Whole lot of dumbassery in one post.

[slimdagreat]

1ST ROUND PICK, JAKE JOECKEL, BACK UP RT!1!

:LOL: can't read

[Frosty]

what are you stupid? I didn't say Luke Joeckel would come off the bench, Winston would, or move him to guard. I know you guys remember the days when KC had the best OL in football, since there's no QB at the top and Jarvis Jones doesn't fill a need for us why not build the best OL in football again?

So we could accomplish everything we did back then, amirite?

[slimdagreat]

So we could accomplish everything we did back then, amirite?

we also had one of the worst defenses in the leagues during Trent Green days did we not? Right now we have 4 potential pro bowl defensive starters

[Rambozo]

**** it guys lets draft for depth with the first pick!

Who says you wouldn't be doing that with Geno? If we did take him at #1, there is a good chance he won't be the day one starter. it's probably 50/50.

Albert's contract is up and we will have to make a decision on him. Winston's contract is up after next year. If we took a linemen #1 overall, thy have more of a chance of starting than a QB would imo. You could easily move Winston to guard.

Some won't like it but it's true.

[BigMeatballDave]

:LOL: can't read

Move Winston to RG? Do you know who the RG is now?

Do you have any clue how fucking stupid you seem right now?

[ModSocks]

actually I don't think either of them is a great idea. I think any QB you'd draft #1 overall (all you Geno fans) wouldn't be any better than a QB you could get in round 2.

Well that's because you have no idea what you're talking about. But in the coming months, as the media pundits start jock riding, your tune will change.

[slimdagreat]

Well that's because you have no idea what you're talking about. But in the coming months, as the media pundits start jock riding, your tune will change.

must be a Geno fan

[ChiefsCountry]

Move Winston to RG? Do you know who the RG is now?

Do you have any clue how ****ing stupid you seem right now?

Its CoMo and RoyIII type stuff.

[BigMeatballDave]

Who says you wouldn't be doing that with Geno? If we did take him at #1, there is a good chance he won't be the day one starter. it's probably 50/50.

Albert's contract is up and we will have to make a decision on him. Winston's contract is up after next year. If we took a linemen #1 overall, thy have more of a chance of starting than a QB would imo. You could easily move Winston to guard.

It's true...OMG :facepalm:

[ModSocks]

Who says you wouldn't be doing that with Geno? If we did take him at #1, there is a good chance he won't be the day one starter. it's probably 50/50.

Albert's contract is up and we will have to make a decision on him. Winston's contract is up after next year. If we took a linemen #1 overall, thy have more of a chance of starting than a QB would imo. You could easily move Winston to guard.

It's true...

And who is going to be the starting QB over our #1 overall pick? Matt Cassel? LMAO

There is so much fail in the idea of resigning albert and then drafting Jackoff, i don't even know where to begin.

[Sorter]

actually I don't think either of them is a great idea. I think any QB you'd draft #1 overall (all you Geno fans) wouldn't be any better than a QB you could get in round 2.
WTF?

What QB do you think is going to be available in R2?

Geno, Wilson, Barkley, Glennon, and Nassib (possibly Dysert) are going to go in the 1st.

You want Landry Jones, you fucking moron?

[Frosty]

we also had one of the worst defenses in the leagues during Trent Green days did we not? Right now we have 4 potential pro bowl defensive starters

One playoff appearance in five years. That wasn't 100% on the defense.

[slimdagreat]

But hey lets take the 2nd round rated QB #1 overall because that makes sense?!?!?

amirite?

[BigMeatballDave]

must be a Geno fan

And you're a typical, retarded-ass True Fan.

[BigMeatballDave]

But hey lets take the 2nd round rated QB #1 overall because that makes sense?!?!?

amirite?

No, you're a dipshit.

[Sorter]

Who says you wouldn't be doing that with Geno? If we did take him at #1, there is a good chance he won't be the day one starter. it's probably 50/50.

Albert's contract is up and we will have to make a decision on him. Winston's contract is up after next year. If we took a linemen #1 overall, thy have more of a chance of starting than a QB would imo. You could easily move Winston to guard.

Some won't like it but it's true.

Yeah, he's going to have a tough time beating out Cassel and Stanzi. ROFL

[ModSocks]

must be a Geno fan

Im a QB fan. The fact that you think Paying albert LT money and then moving him to RT is somehow a good idea tells me how little understanding you actually have.

[FlaChief58]

what are you stupid? I didn't say Luke Joeckel would come off the bench, Winston would, or move him to guard. I know you guys remember the days when KC had the best OL in football, since there's no QB at the top and Jarvis Jones doesn't fill a need for us why not build the best OL in football again?

Because you dont use #1 overall on depth when you have a gaping hole at another spot. In this case it's QB. The Chiefs need 3 of them and if they get even decent QB play, it will make the rest of the team better

[ModSocks]

But hey lets take the 2nd round rated QB #1 overall because that makes sense?!?!?

amirite?

You are a fucking moron. You think that LT/RT are interchangeable pieces.

You don't even realize how stupid you sound.

[KC_Lee]

WTF?

What QB do you think is going to be available in R2?

Geno, Wilson, Barkley, Glennon, and Nassib (possibly Dysert) are going to go in the 1st.

You want Landry Jones, you ****ing moron?

Only one that I can see dropping would be Bray.

[Frosty]

Im a QB fan. The fact that you think Paying albert LT money and then moving him to RT is somehow a good idea tells me how little understanding you actually have.

Plus there is no proof whatsoever that Albert would be as effective on the right side. His attempt at building a great line could actually make it worse.

[Sorter]

what are you stupid? I didn't say Luke Joeckel would come off the bench, Winston would, or move him to guard. I know you guys remember the days when KC had the best OL in football, since there's no QB at the top and Jarvis Jones doesn't fill a need for us why not build the best OL in football again?

You're right. Drafting a RT at #1 and moving a solid RT who's been a monster in the run game to LG is a brilliant idea.

JFC did you eat paint chips as a child?

[ModSocks]

Plus there is no proof whatsoever that Albert would be as effective on the right side. His attempt at building a great line could actually make it worse.

He has no idea what he's talking about. He apparently thinks LT/RT are the same. He also seems to think that we are going to be a running team going into the 2013 season.

WTF?

[ChiefsCountry]

So lets move our top 5 left tackle to right tackle where we have a top 5 right tackle, so we can essential upgrade left guard.
http://www.automizeit.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/guinness-brilliant.jpeg

[BigMeatballDave]

Holy crap, where are these morons coming from?

[slimdagreat]

Im a QB fan. The fact that you think Paying albert LT money and then moving him to RT is somehow a good idea tells me how little understanding you actually have.

what difference does it make?

1. the 1st pick whoever it is won't be the highest paid player in the league
2. KC is at the top of the league in cap space

When you go 2-14 you can't be cheap, if you have to overpay to have a solid OL then you do it. Ask San Francisco is stock piling OL is a bad strategy.

[ModSocks]

Holy crap, where are these morons coming from?

They have to be trolls. No one can be that fucking stupid.

[ChiefsCountry]

what difference does it make?

1. the 1st pick whoever it is won't be the highest paid player in the league
2. KC is at the top of the league in cap space

When you go 2-14 you can't be cheap, if you have to overpay to have a solid OL then you do it. Ask San Francisco is stock piling OL is a bad strategy.

You are an idiot. Just quit posting here.

[slimdagreat]

You are a ****ing moron. You think that LT/RT are interchangeable pieces.

You don't even realize how stupid you sound.

so lets take the 2nd round QB #1 overall? that sounds like a great idea

[Ace Gunner]

Why are folks surprised? Albert will be back.

[Sorter]

Holy crap, where are these morons coming from?

Eagles board?


Our fanbase is incredibly moronic. I don't know how else to explain it.

[BigMeatballDave]

so lets take the 2nd round QB #1 overall? that sounds like a great idea

How do you know Smith is only a 2nd rd QB?

[slimdagreat]

How do you know Smith is only a 2nd rd QB?

Clearly you haven't watched him play

[Frosty]

How do you know Smith is only a 2nd rd QB?

The great Russ Lande said it.

[ModSocks]

what difference does it make?

1. the 1st pick whoever it is won't be the highest paid player in the league
2. KC is at the top of the league in cap space

When you go 2-14 you can't be cheap, if you have to overpay to have a solid OL then you do it. Ask San Francisco is stock piling OL is a bad strategy.

WTF??

No have no fucking idea what you are talking about. NONE.

You don't know dick about the Chiefs cap space.

You don't know dick about the QB's in the draft.

you don't know dick about what offense Andy Reid runs.

You don't know dick about the difference in OL positions.

You've made about 5 posts here and have done an excellent job of clearly demonstrating that you have no fucking clue about anything football related. None.

[FlaChief58]

what difference does it make?

1. the 1st pick whoever it is won't be the highest paid player in the league
2. KC is at the top of the league in cap space

When you go 2-14 you can't be cheap, if you have to overpay to have a solid OL then you do it. Ask San Francisco is stock piling OL is a bad strategy.

Just because you have a lot of cap space, it doesn't mean you cant be smart in spending it.


Again, giving someone LT $ to play RT is just stupid

[slimdagreat]

WTF??

No have no fucking idea what you are talking about. NONE.

You don't know dick about the Chiefs cap space.

You don't know dick about the QB's in the draft.

you don't know dick about what offense Andy Reid runs.

You don't know dick about the difference in OL positions.

You've made about 5 posts here and have done an excellent job of clearly demonstrating that you have no fucking clue about anything football related. None.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

so let's draft the future back up QB #1 and ignore all other needs.

Cool story bro

[ModSocks]

Clearly you haven't watched him play

Neither have you. You watched what? The pinstripe bowl?

Go ahead guru, tell us all why he is only a 2nd round prospect.

[slimdagreat]

You Geno Smith fans are fucking retarded

[ModSocks]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

so let's draft the future back up QB #1 and ignore all other needs.

Cool story bro

Has to be a troll.

Im over you.

[ModSocks]

You Geno Smith fans are ****ing retarded

Says the guy who thinks Andy Reid is going to come in and install a run first offense...

ROFL

[BigMeatballDave]

Clearly you haven't watched him play

LMAO Obviously, neither have you.

Let me guess, you're just another racist retard and you think Smith is another Vince Young, right?

[Sorter]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

so let's draft the future back up QB #1 and ignore all other needs.

Cool story bro

First, geno is going to struggle beating out the QBs on our roster?

Second, RT is a need?

You do realize that with adequate QB play our OL is going to improve dramatically.

[Rambozo]

How do you know Smith is only a 2nd rd QB?

How do you know we won't take Joeckel #1? Most people think he's the best prospect in the draft. Our HC and GM have constantly said we will take the BPA on their board no matter the position.

I have heard several writers comment on how Geno has a second round grade over the past few months. I think he's a 1st round pick but, I don't think Slim's crazy for feeling that way either.

[BigMeatballDave]

You Geno Smith fans are fucking retarded

You should get back to licking your dad's taint.

[BigMeatballDave]

How do you know we won't take Joeckel #1?

How do you know the Chiefs won't re-sign Albert?

[slimdagreat]

Neither have you. You watched what? The pinstripe bowl?

Go ahead guru, tell us all why he is only a 2nd round prospect.

what difference does it make? I've watched enough of him to know he's a faster Timmy Chang. Any analysis I post you idiots will just say "you're an idiot" and not even read it.

[Sorter]

You Geno Smith fans are ****ing retarded

Are the people who want Wilson at #1 retarded as well?


ROFL you're hilarious.

[slimdagreat]

You should get back to licking your dad's taint.

that was terrible.

i know you can do better

[Frosty]

what difference does it make? I've watched enough of him to know he's a faster Timmy Chang. Any analysis I post you idiots will just say "you're an idiot" and not even read it.

Well, that pretty much proves it. :rolleyes:

[slimdagreat]

LMAO Obviously, neither have you.

Let me guess, you're just another racist retard and you think Smith is another Vince Young, right?

Well ass hat since I'm black that kind of negates that theory, unless I'm the blind black white klansman from Dave Chappelle right?

[ModSocks]

How do you know we won't take Joeckel #1? Most people think he's the best prospect in the draft. Our HC and GM have constantly said we will take the BPA on their board no matter the position.

I have heard several writers comment on how Geno has a second round grade over the past few months. I think he's a 1st round pick but, I don't think Slim's crazy for feeling that way either.

Slim is a fucking tard, and you would be wise not to associate with him.

I think you will eventually be a quality poster here, but i think you can be a bit misguided at times.

Keep in mind that BPA also takes into consideration need. If Albert is resigned, there certainly won't be any NEED at either tackle spot. Hell, we dont even need a swing tackle, let alone a starter.

[Rambozo]

First, geno is going to struggle beating out the QBs on our roster?

.

What if Reid passes on him? Or, what if Reid drafts him and starts Cassel or whoever? Is Reid a dumbass? Could you ever actually fathom that Geno may not actually beat out a QB we have on the roster? How would you feel if that happened? It might not mean he sucks. I might just mean he's not ready.

Realistically, what do you all think Geno's chances are of starting for KC if we take him #1?

I'd say 50%.

[BigMeatballDave]

what difference does it make? I've watched enough of him to know he's a faster Timmy Chang. Any analysis I post you idiots will just say "you're an idiot" and not even read it.

LMAO Trollololol

[ModSocks]

what difference does it make? I've watched enough of him to know he's a faster Timmy Chang. Any analysis I post you idiots will just say "you're an idiot" and not even read it.

Great analysis you have there. More proof you are dumb as fuck.

[FlaChief58]

What if Reid passes on him? Or, what if Reid drafts him and starts Cassel or whoever? Is Reid a dumbass? Could you ever actually fathom that Geno may not actually beat out a QB we have on the roster? How would you feel if that happened? It might not mean he sucks. I might just mean he's not ready.

Realistically, what do you all think Geno's chances are of starting for KC if we take him #1?

I'd say 50%.

Whoever we draft at #1 will start day 1. Bank on it

[ModSocks]

What if Reid passes on him? Or, what if Reid drafts him and starts Cassel or whoever? Is Reid a dumbass? Could you ever actually fathom that Geno may not actually beat out a QB we have on the roster? How would you feel if that happened? It might not mean he sucks. I might just mean he's not ready.

Realistically, what do you all think Geno's chances are of starting for KC if we take him #1?

I'd say 50%.

Anyone who has watched Matt Cassel and Geno Smith play knows that Matt Cassel won't beat him out.

Sometimes with your football takes, you have to use a little common sense. You honestly think Andy Reid is going to tie himself to Matt Cassel?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

who said anything about cutting Winston? you need depth on the OL do you not?

Ho. Lee. Shit. :facepalm: