*****OFFICIAL Minnesota Vikings at Kansas City Chiefs Game Thread*****

[Easy 6]

:LOL:

HERE WE GO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[jd1020]

Someone tell Cassel that everything is suppose to be short passes in preseason.

Thanks.

[RINGLEADER]

Torched...this secondary is hot garbage...

It really is -- they look completely lost.

Manning is going to throw 9 TDs against this defense.

[CupidStunt]

We're a brutal team from top to bottom. This is the same team from a few years ago which had just a couple good players, it's exactly the same now. Take Charles away and this is a legit 2-14 type team. Just horrible talent all over.

[MotherfuckerJones]

ROFL

[penbrook]

I want Cassel back

[KCwolf]

cassel>smith





first?

Uh..... No

[Sandy Vagina]

Sorensen covering Patterson deep??? Oh, that's got WIN written all over it!


lolz

[fan4ever]

Now we get to watch our plink, plink, plink, offense...

[Marcellus]

This team is just a sledgehammer to the nuts non stop.

[Dante84]

Sorensen fucks it up for all of Kansas City

[KC Hawks]

Did Cassel do that once when he was here?

[RobBlake]

That's a bullshit excuse.

You're the QB, you see the rceiver ran a poor route, and you choose to make that throw anyway.

That's on the ****ing QB.

hey youre a better qb, who else is open there on that route tree?

[xztop123]

Once again our interior D line is just bull rushing straight ahead.... no moves....

Watch Seattles interior D line, they are hand fighting and spinning and crap

[PRIEST]

Because we're Chiefs fans.




This ^^^

[Ming the Merciless]

2 were 2 were not. 3 of the 4 you can see there was NOTHING, the other guy you cant see, but iim giong to assume there was a Safety over the top.

i'd need to see some more angles , i only saw it live to be honest

i cant really comment, it just looked like others were at or past the marker

[srvy]

How does the QB choose to make that decision in this situation?

Noone open. Maybe Thomas sneaking out the back field but think the LB would have closed.

[MeatRock]

What a fucking joke. Fuck this team right in the goddamn sphincter.

[Earthling]

Jesus help us...

[Ming the Merciless]

cassel has to be laughing his ass off right now

[Three7s]

Sorensen ****s it up for all of Kansas City
Sure, he should've kept the play in front of him, but who the hell was originally responsible for coverage? He needs his ass on a platter.

[jab0450]

I have to think that wouldn't have happened with berry back there? Shit I don't know. Dammit.

[Sandy Vagina]

That's a bullshit excuse.

You're the QB, you see the rceiver ran a poor route, and you choose to make that throw anyway.

That's on the ****ing QB.

It was uninspiring, but again... preseason, behind a shit OL. Can't blame Alex for not wanting to hold the ball any longer than necessary.

[beach tribe]

Sorensen is total shit, just like I thought.

hitsmaqe's boy.

[MMXcalibur]

This secondary is going to be the sole reason for so, so, so many losses.

[QuikSsurfer]

cassel has to be laughing his ass off right now

Dropping his hat and shit.

[HonestChieffan]

Makes you want to gag seeing this bullshit.

[the Talking Can]

this is the worst secondary in the league w/o berry?

[OldSchool]

That's a bullshit excuse.

You're the QB, you see the rceiver ran a poor route, and you choose to make that throw anyway.

That's on the ****ing QB.

Ever heard of a timing play? That play was a designed quick hitter that you expect your WR to win every time. Smith threw it trusting that Avery would win, he didn't.

[Red Dawg]

Avery is pos wr. He just sucks period.

[kcxiv]

Gonna be another 300 wasted on Sunday Ticket. year 16 and counting.

[KCwolf]

I went to Seattle and watched Cassel and Bowe make a mockery of that D ..... In the Regular Season!

[BeeHo]

trade next year's 1st round for a Smith and Cassel swap

[Ming the Merciless]

It was uninspiring, but again... preseason, behind a shit OL. Can't blame Alex for not wanting to hold the ball any longer than necessary.

he wasnt being pressures i dont think

[New World Order]

Fisher you fuck

[Lionel]

Our secondary needs to get their shit together or we're going to lose, and lose frequently.

[ChiTown]

This offense without Charles should not even take the field. Worthless piece of shit

[KevB]

Can anyone explain why Kelce isn't more involved early in these games? Outside of JC, he's probably our best hope for a playmaker.

[Dante84]

Good pass blocking

[RobBlake]

cassel has to be laughing his ass off right now

lol Matt Cassel *if named starter* will be benched by midway of the season

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Smith looks like Cassel used too.

[MeatRock]

Holy fucking shit.

[milkman]

hey youre a better qb, who else is open there on that route tree?

He wasn't under pressure.
He had time to wait for something else.

[teedubya]

3-13?

[kcxiv]

Chiefs always find new ways to embarrass themselves. lol

[KCUnited]

Worst receiver corp in the league.

[TLO]

Because we are the Chiefs.

Plenty of room on the Royals bandwagon folks.

[MeatRock]

Cassel err Smith. Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!

[KevB]

Our secondary needs to get their shit together or we're going to lose, and lose frequently.

If Sorensen is the guy playing the deep middle, we'll be no better than we were with Lewis.

[Toadkiller]

I like how we arent even trying so we can throw off everyone on how good we are during regular season....

[Ming the Merciless]

lol Matt Cassel *if named starter* will be benched by midway of the season


ok, but what does that say about alex smith?

[alpha_omega]

Nice play special teams. Looks like that's all we got.

[Sandy Vagina]

ugh.... yeah, Alex sucks. Boring.

[Lionel]

You know they suck when we're half way through the first and the thread is only 20 pages long :'(

[RobBlake]

okay taht was bad, lmao

[MMXcalibur]

This is bad.
I'm on the verge of doing something else.

[Marcellus]

We need to make Taub our HC.

[KevB]

Worst receiver corp in the league.

And that includes Carolina, who most would probably say is the worst. I'd rather have Benjamin than anyone we have now.

[Hammock Parties]

HA

HA

HA

HA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

http://i.imgur.com/oHo4xBI.gif

[RobBlake]

ok, but what does that say about alex smith?

same guy that helped turn the worst team to a wild card team?

[Marcellus]

ok, but what does that say about alex smith?

Nothing. It's not relevant. Period.

[MeatRock]

This whole team is sucking the penis.

[RobBlake]

HA

HA

HA

HA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

http://i.imgur.com/oHo4xBI.gif
waitin for the gif where he got drilled and delivered to bowe

[Sandy Vagina]

Can anyone explain why Kelce isn't more involved early in these games? Outside of JC, he's probably our best hope for a playmaker.

secret weapon for the games that matter!

[OldSchool]

Lol, let's see how this defense holds up a second time.

[Three7s]

Because we are the Chiefs.

Plenty of room on the Royals bandwagon folks.
At this point, the Chiefs don't even belong in the same breath as the Royals.

[milkman]

Ever heard of a timing play? That play was a designed quick hitter that you expect your WR to win every time. Smith threw it trusting that Avery would win, he didn't..

Once again, bullshit.

He saw he wasn't fucking winning.

You don't fucking make that throw.

[xztop123]

If Sorensen is the guy playing the deep middle, we'll be no better than we were with Lewis.

worse off

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Smith looks like Cassel used too.

This...Seriously This.

[OldSchool]

Also, why the hell was Dressler out there?

[Lionel]

Nice d there.

[eDave]

ok, but what does that say about alex smith?

This is not a pre-season game for Cassel.

[Three7s]

Also, why the hell was Dressler out there?
Does it matter?

[Marcellus]

We tackle well when the Arab falls down.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Lol at this suck ass franchise.

[HonestChieffan]

D line looks like the shits too.

[bigjosh]

Ive never been so unexcited to watch an offense until we got alex smith. Even when hes playing well, its just fucking boring and monotonous.

When does bray come in?

[Lionel]

Wow Hali has a sack? o.O

[notorious]

Minnesota is playing a lot tougher than we are.

[KCwolf]

D line looks like the shits too.

uhhh

[HonestChieffan]

Finally.

[Marcellus]

There is the Cassel we know and love.

[Ming the Merciless]

clay ,

you need to gif up that cassel mega bomb

[TLO]

Nice job HH

[OldSchool]

Houston really get blocked by a TE there?

[RobBlake]

.

Once again, bullshit.

He saw he wasn't ****ing winning.

You don't ****ing make that throw.
? Down and distance, thats a typical play you see used.. quick slant, if avery doesn't get man handled he would at least make the first down marker.

[Dante84]

GOOD.

[007]

Deb and Connie have their own cup. Should I burn it?http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/08/23/92a4149ab0a61426648c6a4311e45918.jpg

[Ming the Merciless]

HOUSTON!!!

HALI!!!

[Sandy Vagina]

bout fukin time a pass rush pokes its head out.

[Ming the Merciless]

Just another sad reminder we wont have houston in a couple years

[KCwolf]

uhhh

yeah ... bye

[RealSNR]

Houston really get blocked by a TE there?

No, it was a RT.

Fucking moron.

[OldSchool]

Hali is a beast.

[PHOG]

Way to go Hali!

[MeatRock]

waitin for the gif where he got drilled and delivered to bowe

STFU. Irrelevant to this showing.

[Hammock Parties]

clay ,

you need to gif up that cassel mega bomb

http://i.imgur.com/XkH1dWl.gif

[BigMeatballDave]

LMAO typical preseason panic.

Remind me when we're 3 games into the regular season so I can give a shit.

[DrunkBassGuitar]

Deb and Connie have their own cup. Should I burn it?http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/08/23/92a4149ab0a61426648c6a4311e45918.jpg

that is terrifying. why don't they have eyes?

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO typical preseason panic.

Remind me when we're 3 games into the regular season so I can give a shit.

move those goalposts

[the Talking Can]

eerie how familiar it is to watch cassel take a sack

[royr17]

omg a sack .... are you serious ? wow

[Canofbier]

Deb and Connie have their own cup. Should I burn it?http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/08/23/92a4149ab0a61426648c6a4311e45918.jpg

What the fuck?

[Ming the Merciless]

http://i.imgur.com/XkH1dWl.gif

bout 50 yards in the air

[milkman]

? Down and distance, thats a typical play you see used.. quick slant, if avery doesn't get man handled he would at least make the first down marker.

But he DID get mahandled, from the snap.

Smith never looked anywhere else and still made that throw.

That is a bad decision by the fucking QB.

[ThaVirus]

http://i.imgur.com/XkH1dWl.gif

LMAO

End Operation White Guy in the Secondary, NOW!

[KCwolf]

who was the F*stick saying the Dline was sucking??

[Lionel]

Throw the damned ball to open the run. :/

[OldSchool]

No, it was a RT.

****ing moron.

On the run play, pretty sure that 85 is not an OL number.

[RobBlake]

STFU. Irrelevant to this showing.

dumbass fanatis?

[Lionel]

who was the F*stick saying the Dline was sucking??

There getting ran all over.

[Earthling]

Is that a light at the tunnels end ..?

[MeatRock]

JFC this offensive line has AIDS!!!

[Sandy Vagina]

offense just don't look like they curr

[GloryDayz]

OK, thank God for food threads here! It looks like it's going to be a long year...

[MAG]

Wtf, what channel is the game on?

[RobBlake]

But he DID get mahandled, from the snap.

Smith never looked anywhere else and still made that throw.

That is a bad decision by the ****ing QB.

thats what a timed throw is. You throw to a location expecting your WR to be there and win

Andy Reid has some horrible playcalling.

[TLO]

SMITH GOES DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[Lionel]

Dude was all over Avery.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Gonna be a long year.

[Big Poppa Payne]

Bout time one of these went our way.

[Hammock Parties]

Still a terrible fucking deep ball.

[Marcellus]

Avery should file rape charges on that one.

[Lionel]

Avery should file rape charges on that one.

What if he likes it :LOL:

[Marcellus]

Fuck you Clay.

[MeatRock]

dumbass fanatis?

Dumbfuck Smith apologist.

[BigMeatballDave]

move those goalposts

Remind how preseason production correlates to the regular season.

[Hammock Parties]

TEH GREATEST QB EVAR

[OldSchool]

There we go with your deep ball you guys were all asking for.

[the Talking Can]

given the way they call fouls, you should be throwing it deep a lot

[Hammock Parties]

Remind how preseason production correlates to the regular season.

2012 Chiefs called. Check their preseason performance against the Seahawks.

[TLO]

LMAO

[Marcellus]

Fuck me.

[ChiTown]

That was fucking awful. JFC SMITH!

[Lionel]

WTF... Better then a punt I suppose?

[Hammock Parties]

Nice throw you piece of checkdown garbage game manager noodle arm limp dick.

[notorious]

Fisher FUCKING SUCKS!

[milkman]

thats what a timed throw is. You throw to a location expecting your WR to be there and win

Andy Reid has some horrible playcalling.

If it's a timed throw, then why the hell does Smith have his eyes on Avery from the snap, and why is Smith throwing the bal to the exact spot that Avery is at, and not the spot where Avery should be?

[PHOG]

Damnit! :doh!:

[Big Poppa Payne]

Great now Smith won't throw a pass over 10 yards until at least week 6.

[Dante84]

Well fuck

[HonestChieffan]

My hope for an 11 win season is dead. This is absurd. Ugly 2014 is clear.

[the Talking Can]

smith!

[Molitoth]

Great now Smith won't throw a pass over 10 yards until at least week 6.

:LOL:

[Lionel]

Fisher ****ING SUCKS!

Fisher couldn't even put a hand on the goodyear tire man. Lousy POS. Here let me welcome you to the qb.

[Earthling]

Shiiiiiiiitttttt

[Hammock Parties]

http://i.imgur.com/zrmZ3nd.gif

[Easy 6]

Cant wait to watch the hilarity ensue tonight, gonna be epic.

[RINGLEADER]

Fisher ****ING SUCKS!

Yeah I don't get it. The guy is always twisting and bending and off balance. It's like he's got a perpetual inner-ear infection that flairs up every time he hits the field.

[stonedstooge]

Too much float

[Ming the Merciless]

WTF... Better then a punt I suppose?

actualy not, LOL..

colquit couldve pinned them deeper

[Lionel]

wHOO SAFETY

[Bufkin]

That's one way to score.

[Marcellus]

Keep sucking Cassels dick idiots.

[notorious]

Fisher couldn't even put a hand on the goodyear tire man. Lousy POS. Here let me welcome you to the qb.

Gift wrapped.


He has been beaten like a drum over and over tonight. The only time he has done any good is when he held like a mother-fucker.

[Lionel]

actualy not, LOL..

colquit couldve pinned them deeper

This is probably true... He is our mvp!

[Ming the Merciless]

alex smiths 18 yard pass looked floatier and shittier than cassel's 50 yarder

[RealSNR]

Classic Cassel LMAO

[BigMeatballDave]

I'm always amazed how people can get upset about preseason.

[kc79]

How much money does Smith want? Screw that, play Bray

[Dante84]

SAFETY!!!!!

[Chief_For_Life58]

Lol chiefs suck

[Sandy Vagina]

go ahead, Howard!

[Ming the Merciless]

YES!!!

DEFENSE!!!!

[TLO]

Nice play! Nice p

[ToxSocks]

ROFL

Chiefs QB failathon. This is twilight zone.

[RobBlake]

LMAO!

[the Talking Can]

is anyone playing for their contract more than Smith this year?



his next contract's value is going to fluctuate week to week with his performance


THAT'S MY CASSSEL

[kcxiv]

Cassel is gonna Cassel! thats one thing you can count on.

[OldSchool]

Damn, timing was off on that throw. He needed to get rid of that ball a beat faster.

[Dante84]

Howard our back up DT?

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Vintage Matt

[MAG]

what channel is this game on???

[ViperVisor]

You are the one who should give Smith half credit. You clamor when he doesn't try a pass to a WR.

And Fisher spun around like a top again.

[Ming the Merciless]

HOWARD!!!

[Earthling]

Alright !! Maybe the D can win this game...

[007]

What the fuck?


I know. Right.

[Lionel]

I'm always amazed how people can get upset about preseason.
This is the first team. They shouldn't play like this.... :cuss:

[kcxiv]

ROFL

Chiefs QB failathon. This is twilight zone.

The good thing is we are not goin got have to pay Smith a big contract! lol

[TLO]

Thomas makes my private parts tingle every time he touches the ball.

[KevB]

How much money does Smith want? Screw that, play Bray

You put Bray behind this oline and we could set a record for most sacks allowed in a season.

[BeeHo]

dam. how about straight up trade for Cassell and Smith?

[digger]

Defense scores first!

[Hammock Parties]

http://i.imgur.com/GD8cjsK.gif

[notorious]

Yeah I don't get it. The guy is always twisting and bending and off balance. It's like he's got a perpetual inner-ear infection that flairs up every time he hits the field.

He is always bent over.

Plays standing straight-up and off balanced.


It looks like I have found my replacement for Baldwin.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HMYyXX8WDck/UYo1TCZfR-I/AAAAAAAALso/8bUa_RNxtlA/s1600/danny-devito.gif

[gblowfish]

Anybody else just lose Comcast altogether? My Cable just went totally out.

[Dylan]

Safety!

[KCwolf]

Thats the Matt I remember

[Ming the Merciless]

honestly if I could pick one area to be awesome in , on the entire team...it would be D-Line...

so its a start fellaz

we need to lock up houston

[RobBlake]

I'm always amazed how people can get upset about preseason.

just fans passionate about the game.

Some idiots for reporters actually said the niners were in trouble cause they failed to produce more than like 7 points this preseason. Hilarious

[TLO]

BOBBY SIPPI.... ERRRR I MEAN FRANKIE HAMMOND!

[OldSchool]

Howard is looking good. He got rid of that RT so easily.

[Bufkin]

Fisher's technique looked solid on those 2 plays.

[Sorter]

Jesus fucking christ.

[TribalElder]

Anybody else just lose Comcast altogether? My Cable just went totally out.

mine works

[KCUnited]

FHjr is our 2nd best WR

[KevB]

Again I'll ask, where's Kelce?

[notorious]

Is Smith playing his game in honor of Cassel's time here?


Get it together man!

[Ming the Merciless]

frankie!!!

[TribalElder]

rabbit ears for the win

[Jerm]

Anybody else just lose Comcast altogether? My Cable just went totally out.

Same here...Internet too for a bit.

Charter is apparently down all over the place too.

Weird.

[Lionel]

mine works


Neighbor probably just stole it :)

[RobBlake]

Anybody else just lose Comcast altogether? My Cable just went totally out.

did everyone pay their bill? jk lol

DAT has real potential to be roy he's so explosive

[BigCatDaddy]

Green blaming sweaty balls for Alice missing the open receiver.

[TLO]

Alex misses Jamal.

[Sandy Vagina]

yeah, Alex just not on his game... its a shame.

[Ming the Merciless]

a little bit high?? l o l

[gblowfish]

Mine just came back, but I missed the last three or four minutes.

[MMXcalibur]

Is Donnie Avery 8 feet tall?

[Lionel]

Holy shit. Nice run.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

waiting for gif....

[KevB]

Alex is going to have to do a lot of that this year.

[notorious]

Is Donnie Avery 8 feet tall?

Ode to Cassel.

[OldSchool]

Good timing on that play. Fisher has looked better in pass protection.

[RobBlake]

Alex is throwin to Lebron James

[TLO]

Nice job taking off and picking up the first.

Now throw a TD pass.

[Dante84]

I can't lie, I do like when Alex runs

[Lionel]

mine works

Alex is throwin to Lebron James

I got a good laugh out of this. TY

[TLO]

Nice job taking off and picking up the first.

Now throw a TD pass.

[Ming the Merciless]

nice awareness

nice burst up the middle

hate to really see it HAVE to happen but hey i will take it

[Hammock Parties]

Terrible throw.

http://i.imgur.com/z8Cm27V.gif

[Dante84]

Kelce in with the 1's finally

[Ming the Merciless]

nice play

[notorious]

Mine just came back, but I missed the last three or four minutes.

Send them a thank you note.

[OldSchool]

Should Allen remain at RT for us? He doesn't look half bad at RT, a hell of a lot better than he has looked at LG.

[gblowfish]

Smiff is looking very Casshole-esque tonight.

[Bufkin]

Fisher absolutely shut down Barr (I think it was) on that last incomplete.

[RealSNR]

Terrible throw.

http://i.imgur.com/z8Cm27V.gif

That's a 2009 Cassel throw. Awful.

[gblowfish]

Has Sorensen been sent out on a Mormon mission yet?

[notorious]

Fisher absolutely shut down Barr (I think it was) on that last incomplete.

Meaning he got pushed straight back on the bull-rush?

[Big Poppa Payne]

Do we ever run 2 TE's? I thought we did. They need to put Kelce in the game.

[notorious]

That's a Cassel throw. Awful.

fyp

[Bufkin]

Has Sorensen been sent out on a Mormon mission yet?

Yep. Served in Costa Rico I believe.

[jd1020]

Terrible throw.

http://i.imgur.com/z8Cm27V.gif

Right in his palms!

[Bufkin]

Meaning he got pushed straight back on the bull-rush?


The play before the bull rush.

[RobBlake]

That's a 2009 Cassel throw. Awful.

Yup, i can somewhat understand why he may have sailed it to feeling that rusher but no excuse for that.. Crabtree doesn't miss that lol

[OldSchool]

Fisher really does look better in this game. Part of that reason has to be that the Vikings don't have a big and long DE though.

[New World Order]

Meaning he got pushed straight back on the bull-rush?


He has not had a good game at all. He is getting bull rushed to death.

[gblowfish]

Yep. Served in Costa Rico I believe.

Send him again.

[Easy 6]

Smiths pick sucked ass but he sure has some escapability.

How bout that Howard kid at end?

Fasano no looking too bad.

Lotta football left here, lets go.

[Hammock Parties]

third down

mesa gettin berry berry scared!

[New World Order]

The play before the bull rush.

lol

[KevB]

Knile gets through 2 guys in the backfield, only to deal with 2 more guys at the LOS. Is anyone blocking?

[Bufkin]

Smiff. SMH

[Sorter]

ROFL

[Crush]

Another INT

[KevB]

Holy shit

[kc79]

Should Allen remain at RT for us? He doesn't look half bad at RT, a hell of a lot better than he has looked at LG.

I'd like to see Cush at RG

[Big Poppa Payne]

Smith looking good tonight!

[WakkaWakka]

ROFL