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OldSchool
08-23-2014, 07:28 PM
Fisher has been pretty solid in this game. The Vikings pass rushers aren't elite, but they are still good players who can get pressure on the QB.

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 07:28 PM
on the positive side ALex smith increased his YPA to almost 6.0 , only at the cost of 2 ints and 0 TDs and lowering his comp. %

Lionel
08-23-2014, 07:28 PM
i'll ask one more time for the kingdom.. what happened to AJ Jenkins? was he cut?

He's still on the team.

Hammock Parties
08-23-2014, 07:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/j2kB3pK.gif

58-4ever
08-23-2014, 07:28 PM
switching to the Royals

KevB
08-23-2014, 07:28 PM
I'm generally an Alex supporter, but this has been awful. He's getting to the point where he's seeing the rush instead of keeping his eyes down the field. There's a good reason, as the line has been terrible. But you still have to make plays.

Fairplay
08-23-2014, 07:29 PM
What rap music is that

Don Corlemahomes
08-23-2014, 07:29 PM
russel wilson & clay dying.... hmmmm

I wish he would donate some of his chin to that xztop guy so they find girls and leave.

Big Poppa Payne
08-23-2014, 07:29 PM
Guys JC isn't playing. He's 60+% of our offense. Bowe is out too. It's not gonna be a long season. They will win plenty of games.

Hammock Parties
08-23-2014, 07:29 PM
rofl

COPTER

Lionel
08-23-2014, 07:29 PM
switching to the Royals

Not much better. Should try Sporting KC instead :)

notorious
08-23-2014, 07:29 PM
Andy Reids is going to lose 10 pounds of sweat tonight.


I am sure he will replace the lost fluids with bacon grease.

Fairplay
08-23-2014, 07:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/j2kB3pK.gif

That was bad

Big Poppa Payne
08-23-2014, 07:30 PM
I'm generally an Alex supporter, but this has been awful. He's getting to the point where he's seeing the rush instead of keeping his eyes down the field. There's a good reason, as the line has been terrible. But you still have to make plays.

He's missing his 2 biggest offensive playmakers.

jd1020
08-23-2014, 07:30 PM
I hope they don't bring Alex back out for the 2nd half.

stonedstooge
08-23-2014, 07:30 PM
THAT LOOKED LIKE ANDY'S PUNT PASS AND KICK THROW!

Hammock Parties
08-23-2014, 07:30 PM
Alex's first half stats:

56.5%
5.7 YPA
37 QB RATING

Haw haw haw.

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 07:30 PM
i'll ask one more time for the kingdom.. what happened to AJ Jenkins? was he cut?

Hammond Jr. stole his bread

New World Order
08-23-2014, 07:30 PM
LMAO what the hell was that

Chiefs4TheWin
08-23-2014, 07:30 PM
Sigh, why can't we just be a decent football team. Is that too much to ask these days? All I want is a decent CHANCE to beat teams. Not go through the schedule and be like "yep that's a loss"

notorious
08-23-2014, 07:30 PM
Every QB has bad games.


Smith will be fine.

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 07:30 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

OldSchool
08-23-2014, 07:30 PM
i'll ask one more time for the kingdom.. what happened to AJ Jenkins? was he cut?

Jenkins sucks. He has been surpassed by UDFAs Frankie Hammond JR. and Albert Wilson. It's sad really.

Molitoth
08-23-2014, 07:30 PM
Not much better. Should try Sporting KC instead :)

har har, have you seen that score?

TribalElder
08-23-2014, 07:31 PM
I hope they don't bring Alex back out for the 2nd year.

LMAO

WakkaWakka
08-23-2014, 07:31 PM
Alex's first half stats:

56.5%
5.7 YPA
37 QB RATING

Haw haw haw.

PAY THAT MAN!!! He believes he's a franchise QB!

GloryDayz
08-23-2014, 07:31 PM
I'm generally an Alex supporter, but this has been awful. He's getting to the point where he's seeing the rush instead of keeping his eyes down the field. There's a good reason, as the line has been terrible. But you still have to make plays.

I'm not sure he does actually, this isn't the Pats or Donks...

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 07:31 PM
I wish he would donate some of his chin to that xztop guy so they find girls and leave.

Clay can strap a queen sized mattress on his car, FYI

Lionel
08-23-2014, 07:31 PM
har har, have you seen that score?


Yea haha. Just thought it was funny. Just as bad as the Chiefs score!

OldSchool
08-23-2014, 07:31 PM
Every QB has bad games.


Smith will be fine.

Yup. I still enjoy the overreactions though. ROFL

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 07:32 PM
Jenkins sucks. He has been surpassed by UDFAs Frankie Hammond JR. and Albert Wilson. It's sad really.

and we drafted him first round pick :cuss: Pathetic.

InChiefsHeaven
08-23-2014, 07:33 PM
and we drafted him first round pick :cuss: Pathetic.

:spock:

Sassy Squatch
08-23-2014, 07:33 PM
and we drafted him first round pick :cuss: Pathetic.
Wut?

mdstu
08-23-2014, 07:34 PM
What rap music is that

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ru3gH27Fn6E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mav
08-23-2014, 07:34 PM
Wut?

Blake is a 49er fan.

Mav
08-23-2014, 07:35 PM
alex smith has looked like absolute dog shit.

Regardless of who did, or didn't play. garbage. Awful.

take whatever deal you can alex.

You aren't getting what you think you are worth.

WOW.

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 07:35 PM
Wut?

i'm a niner fan and always liked the chiefs as an AFC team due to a connected history and great fan base..

Sassy Squatch
08-23-2014, 07:36 PM
i'm a niner fan and always liked the chiefs as an AFC team due to a connected history and great fan base..
Oh gotcha.

Hammock Parties
08-23-2014, 07:36 PM
alex smith has looked like absolute dog shit.

Regardless of who did, or didn't play. garbage. Awful.

take whatever deal you can alex.

You aren't getting what you think you are worth.

WOW.

Rep for telling it like it is.

Reerun_KC
08-23-2014, 07:37 PM
alex smith has looked like absolute dog shit.

Regardless of who did, or didn't play. garbage. Awful.

take whatever deal you can alex.

You aren't getting what you think you are worth.

WOW.
You under estimate the Clark's.

RINGLEADER
08-23-2014, 07:37 PM
Fisher has been pretty solid in this game. The Vikings pass rushers aren't elite, but they are still good players who can get pressure on the QB.

He stills seems out of control more than he should but he is playing better. The sacks from his side had more to do with pressure coming from the opposite side and/or Alex holding the ball for 3.5 years.

Don Corlemahomes
08-23-2014, 07:37 PM
Alex's first half stats:

56.5%
5.7 YPA
37 QB RATING

Haw haw haw.

Raise your glass if you plan to masturbate to these numbers!!

http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/profile_images/1742881/13798851741675455594.jpeg

bigjosh
08-23-2014, 07:37 PM
We might have to carry 4 qbs this year with that line. Terrible all around. Defense played well though aside from that 1 big play. Getting decent pressure rushing 4

Three7s
08-23-2014, 07:37 PM
Rep for telling it like it is.
I'm pretty sure he's mocking some of the people here.

Sassy Squatch
08-23-2014, 07:37 PM
alex smith has looked like absolute dog shit.

Regardless of who did, or didn't play. garbage. Awful.

take whatever deal you can alex.

You aren't getting what you think you are worth.

WOW.
Yeah. Alex Smith can't elevate the talent around him like top tier QBs. Thank god we didn't extend him after the playoff game.

Big Poppa Payne
08-23-2014, 07:37 PM
alex smith has looked like absolute dog shit.

Regardless of who did, or didn't play. garbage. Awful.

take whatever deal you can alex.

You aren't getting what you think you are worth.

WOW.

I agree! He's not worth what he thinks he's worth.

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 07:38 PM
alex smith has looked like absolute dog shit.

Regardless of who did, or didn't play. garbage. Awful.

take whatever deal you can alex.

You aren't getting what you think you are worth.

WOW.

alex highs are really high and alex's lows are EXTREMELY low... he's missing Bowe and Charles for damn sure


Alex should take 15 mil

Lonewolf Ed
08-23-2014, 07:38 PM
I'm trying not to over react watching this, but... as they said on the Sopranos, "Ooof, marone!" :doh!:

Big Poppa Payne
08-23-2014, 07:39 PM
Royals up 4-1

Tigers losing 2-4!!!!

Hammock Parties
08-23-2014, 07:39 PM
Alex should take 15 mil

He should take cyanide.

GloryDayz
08-23-2014, 07:39 PM
alex smith has looked like absolute dog shit.

Regardless of who did, or didn't play. garbage. Awful.

take whatever deal you can alex.

You aren't getting what you think you are worth.

WOW.

The 1 Arrowhead Way damage control machine will be revved up after this showing... They have a hell of a job on their hands (again).

Mav
08-23-2014, 07:39 PM
I'm pretty sure he's mocking some of the people here.
I haven't read anything more than this page.

I haven't seen Alex look this bad since like 2008

jd1020
08-23-2014, 07:40 PM
Alex should take 15 mil

:LOL:

Feel sorry for anyone who offers this retard more than 12.

Three7s
08-23-2014, 07:40 PM
I'm trying not to over react watching this, but... as they said on the Sopranos, "Ooof, marone!" :doh!:
I've seen enough to know what this team is. I'd post those thoughts here, but seeing as it'll be drowned in this mega-thread, I'll probably make a thread about them later, unless someone beats me to it.

TLO
08-23-2014, 07:40 PM
Royals up 4-1

Tigers losing 2-4!!!!

Plus the Tigers have already lost one game today.

:thumb:

Three7s
08-23-2014, 07:40 PM
I haven't read anything more than this page.

I haven't seen Alex look this bad since like 2008
So you were serious? Okay then!

Reerun_KC
08-23-2014, 07:41 PM
He should take cyanide.
You first, Please? Make the world a better place and just end it.

Don Corlemahomes
08-23-2014, 07:41 PM
He should take cyanide.

Why did you nickname your dick cyanide?

GloryDayz
08-23-2014, 07:41 PM
The good news is NASCAR is racing tonight too...

And Royals...

And Sporting KC...

Big Poppa Payne
08-23-2014, 07:41 PM
PBJ

InChiefsHeaven
08-23-2014, 07:41 PM
Alex is responsible for -14 points. That is all on him...

Mav
08-23-2014, 07:42 PM
alex highs are really high and alex's lows are EXTREMELY low... he's missing Bowe and Charles for damn sure


Alex should take 15 mil

He had really good protection on two plays that he ended up taking sacks on. On the first td, he was late, the second one, he threw to the WRONG guy, the guy to the left was WIDE open.

he has looked awful.

I defend when alex looks good, and I destroy when he doesn't.

That's the way I have always been.

Does not having Bowe, and Charles hurt?

Sure, but these aren't all world throws he is missing.

The SCREEN, HOW DID HE MISS THE SCREEN?

and, he took a sack, WHEN HE COULD OF JUST THREW THE BALL WHEN WALKING OUT OF BOUNDS.

that has driven me crazy for YEARS.

Lionel
08-23-2014, 07:43 PM
Touchback. A good start to a terrible half.

Sandy Vagina
08-23-2014, 07:43 PM
I get that he's working with a bunch of scrubs out there, but yeah... shit day for AS11.

Will this matter when the regular season kicks off? probably not. But KC will need Bowe and JC back, and the OL to gel... or they won't have a winning record. (derp)

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 07:43 PM
:LOL:

Feel sorry for anyone who offers this retard more than 12.

if he plays like this during the REGULAR season and on a consistent basis then i would understand. Large overreaction goin' on right now. We are all football depraved. Can't wait for college ball and reg season to start.

O.city
08-23-2014, 07:43 PM
So u didn't get to watch the first half, followed in twitter and here. Based on twitter it would seem the ol was terrible. Like epic bad.

Just watched the first half. It wasn't nearly that bad.

Smith was bad. Gotta keep pushing it down field

TLO
08-23-2014, 07:44 PM
Vance Walker sucks ass.

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 07:44 PM
and we drafted him first round pick :cuss: Pathetic.

u a niners fan then? now it all makes sense

Mav
08-23-2014, 07:44 PM
:LOL:

Feel sorry for anyone who offers this retard more than 12.

You sure do have a superiority complex about your simple self.

jd1020
08-23-2014, 07:44 PM
if he plays like this during the REGULAR season and on a consistent basis then i would understand. Large overreaction goin' on right now. We are all football depraved. Can't wait for college ball and reg season to start.

...

Alex is consistently inconsistent. Anyone hitching their wagon to this clown is fucking retarded.

wazu
08-23-2014, 07:45 PM
I'm ready to see Hali sit down.

Mav
08-23-2014, 07:45 PM
So u didn't get to watch the first half, followed in twitter and here. Based on twitter it would seem the ol was terrible. Like epic bad.

Just watched the first half. It wasn't nearly that bad.

Smith was bad. Gotta keep pushing it down field

the oline played okay.

Better than they have all preseason.

this is on alex.

Three7s
08-23-2014, 07:45 PM
I get that he's working with a bunch of scrubs out there, but yeah... shit day for AS11.

Will this matter when the regular season kicks off? probably not. But KC will need Bowe and JC back, and the OL to gel... or they won't have a winning record. (derp)
A winning record? Most people think 6 wins is what this team is. I think they're worse than that.

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 07:45 PM
He had really good protection on two plays that he ended up taking sacks on. On the first td, he was late, the second one, he threw to the WRONG guy, the guy to the left was WIDE open.

he has looked awful.

I defend when alex looks good, and I destroy when he doesn't.

That's the way I have always been.

Does not having Bowe, and Charles hurt?

Sure, but these aren't all world throws he is missing.

The SCREEN, HOW DID HE MISS THE SCREEN?

and, he took a sack, WHEN HE COULD OF JUST THREW THE BALL WHEN WALKING OUT OF BOUNDS.

that has driven me crazy for YEARS.
He missed the screen cause the RB stuttered stepped and didn't continue.. you know there are dline men who can deflect balls?

Alex had some good plays in the game, but way more bad plays.

Fairplay
08-23-2014, 07:45 PM
Alex still has his helmet on folks

BigCatDaddy
08-23-2014, 07:45 PM
It's just preseason guys. Nothing to worry about with Alex Smith

Lionel
08-23-2014, 07:46 PM
D is looking a bit better after those first few plays this drive.

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 07:46 PM
that has driven me crazy for YEARS.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1995700/crazy-frog-guy-o.gif

Big Poppa Payne
08-23-2014, 07:46 PM
Sign Sorensen

Fairplay
08-23-2014, 07:46 PM
A winning record? Most people think 6 wins is what this team is. I think they're worse than that.

Yep

GloryDayz
08-23-2014, 07:46 PM
Ugh, DC United taking it to SKC... But Royals up 4-1.... NASCAR race is pretty awesome too...

Football still footballin?

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 07:47 PM
the oline played okay.

Better than they have all preseason.

this is on alex.

there were multiple times where the line protection broke early, the oline is below average. Very inconsistent + inconsistent qb play? well you see the results.

Mr. Laz
08-23-2014, 07:47 PM
still look like ass


Hali showed up

Reerun_KC
08-23-2014, 07:47 PM
It's just preseason guys. Nothing to worry about with Alex Smith
Is that count zarth?

JoeyChuckles
08-23-2014, 07:47 PM
Ugh, DC United taking it to SKC... But Royals up 4-1.... NASCAR race is pretty awesome too...

Football still footballin?

I don't watch Nascar, but there is almost too much sports tonight.

Sassy Squatch
08-23-2014, 07:47 PM
Preseason really an excuse? He should be looking good, not like dogshit.

O.city
08-23-2014, 07:47 PM
The ol is young and needs time. Smith doesn't do them any favors.

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 07:47 PM
Ugh, DC United taking it to SKC... But Royals up 4-1.... NASCAR race is pretty awesome too...

Football still footballin?

we are only down an alex smith drive and a safety

Hammock Parties
08-23-2014, 07:49 PM
Alex and this OL are a bad combo. They give him time, he can still fuck it up because he needs guys wide the fuck open to go down the field. They don't give him time, fuck city.

GloryDayz
08-23-2014, 07:49 PM
we are only down an alex smith drive and a safety

Well, that is good news....

Sandy Vagina
08-23-2014, 07:50 PM
there were multiple times where the line protection broke early, the oline is below average. Very inconsistent + inconsistent qb play? well you see the results.

don't mind him.. he is appeasing what's more important to him.

(his home here at CP)


... there's been some good and bad... but Alex has not played good football tonight, minus several throws that were decent. Nothing special though, and he's capable of better.

notorious
08-23-2014, 07:50 PM
Yay.


Nice block Knile.

Fairplay
08-23-2014, 07:50 PM
Lol

KevB
08-23-2014, 07:50 PM
This line is a disaster, just terrrrrible

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 07:50 PM
Alex and this OL are a bad combo. They give him time, he can still **** it up because he needs guys wide the **** open to go down the field. They don't give him time, **** city.

your criticism doesn't get taken of seriously because your relentlessness in spouting negative bullsht.

Lionel
08-23-2014, 07:51 PM
Smith is pissed with the Oline

KCUnited
08-23-2014, 07:51 PM
Fasano is the Thomas Jones of TE's, he's not a weapon.

Fairplay
08-23-2014, 07:51 PM
Terrible to watch

notorious
08-23-2014, 07:51 PM
Fisher got fisted on that play.

Hammock Parties
08-23-2014, 07:51 PM
lawl

http://i.imgur.com/R9SlwEl.gif

Lionel
08-23-2014, 07:51 PM
Fasano is the Thomas Jones of TE's, he's not a weapon.

They should of kept McGrath.

dirk digler
08-23-2014, 07:51 PM
I don't usually care about preseason performances but I think this OL is shaping up to be one if not the worst in franchise history

KevB
08-23-2014, 07:52 PM
JC and Bowe aren't playing, but it won't matter if the oline continues to play like this.

Fairplay
08-23-2014, 07:52 PM
They should of kept McGrath.

He retired

Sandy Vagina
08-23-2014, 07:52 PM
He's getting pissed. This offense right now IS worse than the SF 2005 team he had.

Reerun_KC
08-23-2014, 07:52 PM
your criticism doesn't get taken of seriously because you relentlessness spout negative bullsht.
Uneducated hypocritical bullshit.

This is the same guy that believed damon huard was the long term answer.

notorious
08-23-2014, 07:52 PM
1.1

ShowtimeSBMVP
08-23-2014, 07:52 PM
This Line is so bad.

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 07:52 PM
don't mind him.. he is appeasing what's more important to him.

(his home here at CP)


... there's been some good and bad... but Alex has not played good football tonight, minus several throws that were decent. Nothing special though, and he's capable of better.

oh i agree. Its some abysmal play but he's not gonna play like this every game... like people forgot last year

New World Order
08-23-2014, 07:53 PM
FISHER IS PLAYING GREAT GUIZ DERP DERP DERP DERP

RINGLEADER
08-23-2014, 07:53 PM
Fisher sucking up the place -- the drop-off from Albert is monumental as the game goes on...

MMXcalibur
08-23-2014, 07:53 PM
Holy mother of fuck, Fisher is awful.

Hammock Parties
08-23-2014, 07:53 PM
Fisher getting toasted.

http://i.imgur.com/huogNdh.gif

Sandy Vagina
08-23-2014, 07:54 PM
Alex needs to not be asked to come back out. He's been off at times, but no QB can do much with this bunch out there.

Hammock Parties
08-23-2014, 07:54 PM
This is the same guy that believed damon huard was the long term answer.

I never ONCE said that.

Hammock Parties
08-23-2014, 07:54 PM
Alex needs to not be asked to come back out..

He needs to get lost. Forever.

Sorter
08-23-2014, 07:54 PM
Even Jon Gruden thinks Fulton is terrible.



Also, excellent work by Dec Ford .

Red Dawg
08-23-2014, 07:54 PM
THIS OL IS SORRY AS SHIT! WE HAVE NO CHANCE ATV ALL WIITH THIS GROUP OF LOSERS!

MMXcalibur
08-23-2014, 07:54 PM
Fisher getting toasted.

http://i.imgur.com/huogNdh.gif

He even got help on a chip block.
Jesus tittyfucking Christ.

ptlyon
08-23-2014, 07:54 PM
1.1

Awesome we can get a replacement for Fischer

KevB
08-23-2014, 07:54 PM
Now DFord puking on himself....jfc

Hammock Parties
08-23-2014, 07:55 PM
Has Dee Ford done anything tonight? I'm in orgasmic bliss from Alex sucking, can't pay much attention.

Mav
08-23-2014, 07:55 PM
don't mind him.. he is appeasing what's more important to him.

(his home here at CP)


... there's been some good and bad... but Alex has not played good football tonight, minus several throws that were decent. Nothing special though, and he's capable of better.

that's the difference between me, and almost any one else here.

I have stayed FIRMLY in the middle on Alex Smith.

is he my favorite player? Yes, do I defend him, absolutely, but there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with saying someone is playing like ass, when they are.

rule number 151, no excuses play like a champion.

jimidollar
08-23-2014, 07:55 PM
How the fuck did anyone ever think that this clown was an overall #1? Scouts don't know shit apparently.

Don Corlemahomes
08-23-2014, 07:55 PM
1.1

We need a guard

KevB
08-23-2014, 07:55 PM
He even got help on a chip block.
Jesus titty****ing Christ.

I thought his strength was supposed to be athleticism?

WakkaWakka
08-23-2014, 07:55 PM
He needs to get lost. Forever.

This

Fairplay
08-23-2014, 07:56 PM
THIS OL IS SORRY AS SHIT! WE HAVE NO CHANCE ATV ALL WIITH THIS GROUP OF LOSERS!


Get it out of your system it helps.

Mav
08-23-2014, 07:56 PM
Has Dee Ford done anything tonight? I'm in orgasmic bliss from Alex sucking, can't pay much attention.

so who is your favorite team?

Sandy Vagina
08-23-2014, 07:56 PM
How the **** did anyone ever think that this clown was an overall #1? Scouts don't know shit apparently.

which clown? QB or LT? lolz

Hammock Parties
08-23-2014, 07:56 PM
so who is your favorite team?

Whoever is beating the fuck out of Alex Smith.

So tonight, the Chiefs.

Sassy Squatch
08-23-2014, 07:56 PM
Fisher getting toasted.

http://i.imgur.com/huogNdh.gif
Good god. That was horrible.

KevB
08-23-2014, 07:56 PM
Dorsey has to be thrilled with coming on TV right now. His team looks terrible, and the guys representing his most important decisions have been awful.

Sandy Vagina
08-23-2014, 07:57 PM
so who is your favorite team?

He a Jets fan... you knows this.

GloryDayz
08-23-2014, 07:57 PM
One has to wonder if Mrs. Smiff is taking a little extra life insurance out on her man.

Red Dawg
08-23-2014, 07:57 PM
Great! Now we get hear Dorsey spill some more BS about doing what right for the Chiefs which apparently is sucking on the OL and secondary.

MMXcalibur
08-23-2014, 07:57 PM
Has Dee Ford done anything tonight? I'm in orgasmic bliss from Alex sucking, can't pay much attention.

See, this is the point where you need to shut the fuck up.

Nobody likes watching this. Nobody takes pleasure in watching this shit.

notorious
08-23-2014, 07:57 PM
God Damn.


I would LOVE to see the announcers ask Dorsey the hard question,"Why Fisher?"

WakkaWakka
08-23-2014, 07:58 PM
Dorsey has to be thrilled with coming on TV right now. His team looks terrible, and the guys representing his most important decisions have been awful.

At least he's not wearing his hobo sweater.

jimidollar
08-23-2014, 07:58 PM
which clown? QB or LT? lolz

Haha!! Both.

WakkaWakka
08-23-2014, 07:58 PM
See, this is the point where you need to shut the **** up.

Nobody likes watching this. Nobody takes pleasure in watching this shit.

I disagree, I love watching this.

Sandy Vagina
08-23-2014, 07:58 PM
awful angle by 57... not Derrick Johnson 1st Q awful... but still.

Hammock Parties
08-23-2014, 07:58 PM
Nobody takes pleasure in watching this shit.

I do.

The more the team sucks, the closer we get to drafting a QB.

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 07:58 PM
Dorsey "stats can be misleading" "smith is grading out perfectly"

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 07:59 PM
Whoever is beating the **** out of Alex Smith.

So tonight, the Chiefs.

there's something seriously wrong with you... lol this board doesn't ban super trolls huh?

jimidollar
08-23-2014, 07:59 PM
Dorsey put a hell of a team together. Can't wait for the real games to begin!

ptlyon
08-23-2014, 07:59 PM
One has to wonder if Mrs. Smiff is taking a little extra life insurance out on her man.

She's probably home getting banged by duck dynasty

KevB
08-23-2014, 07:59 PM
Dee looks completely lost

dirk digler
08-23-2014, 08:00 PM
I do.

The more the team sucks, the closer we get to drafting a QB.

You don't honestly believe that do you? AS is going to be here for awhile

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 08:00 PM
there's something seriously wrong with you... lol this board doesn't ban super trolls huh?

ban them?

wow you really are a noob...

they get paid in casino cash & litecoin

Hammock Parties
08-23-2014, 08:00 PM
there's something seriously wrong with you... lol this board doesn't ban super trolls huh?

Nothing wrong with me. Just had an epiphany in 2010/2011 and I have completely adjusted how I watch football games now.

So far Alex has not let me down in that approach. He gives me nothing to believe in 9 times out of 10. So, I don't.

I root for disaster, and the rebirth it brings.

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 08:00 PM
how is andy going to expand his playbook with NO weapons besides Bowe and Charles? lmao.

Sandy Vagina
08-23-2014, 08:00 PM
Now THAT'S a team that can run block...

Red Dawg
08-23-2014, 08:00 PM
What? Open the play books with this group? They don't even know their assignments worth a shit.

Kaepernick
08-23-2014, 08:00 PM
Maybe the Rams are stupid enough to trade x2 Second round picks for Alex Smith.

Nobody is that stupid.



Wait. What?

ptlyon
08-23-2014, 08:01 PM
Dorsey put a hell of a team together. Can't wait for the real games to begin!

Me too. The game in going to this year is the opener. At least in the parking lot we can have hope.

notorious
08-23-2014, 08:01 PM
Yep, that should wrap this up.

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 08:01 PM
LOL

What have you learned about ford?

"He has a great 1st step as you see here which allowed him to get 2 yards further behind the runner as he over-reacted to the play, but faster than most"

New World Order
08-23-2014, 08:01 PM
FIRE JOHN DORSEY, GET RID OF ALEX SMITH

Sassy Squatch
08-23-2014, 08:01 PM
there's something seriously wrong with you... lol this board doesn't ban super trolls huh?
If some new poster came on here spouting that stupid shit they'd be banned shortly. This troll has the most posts in the history of this board by a country mile so they tolerate him doing it I guess.

Sandy Vagina
08-23-2014, 08:01 PM
She's probably home getting banged by duck dynasty

yep... Smith don't like to go deep! ;)

Don Corlemahomes
08-23-2014, 08:02 PM
I do.

The more the team sucks, the closer I get to the attention I crave

FYP

Dunerdr
08-23-2014, 08:02 PM
Holy shit dee off the edge wow

Big Poppa Payne
08-23-2014, 08:02 PM
FIRE JOHN DORSEY, GET RID OF ALEX SMITH

At least shut his ass up so we can hear what's going on.

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 08:02 PM
Nothing wrong with me. Just had an epiphany in 2010/2011 and I have completely adjusted how I watch football games now.

So far Alex has not let me down in that approach. He gives me nothing to believe in 9 times out of 10. So, I don't.

I root for disaster, and the rebirth it brings.

Alex is no Brady or Manning, but he's shown he has the toughness and skill to win. He's not gonna pass 5k, but he's no cassel or matt flynn.

DrunkBassGuitar
08-23-2014, 08:02 PM
I do.

The more the team sucks, the closer we get to drafting a QB.

They're not going to draft a QB.

Mr. Laz
08-23-2014, 08:03 PM
Hey Dorsey, you need to find a higher dollar dumpster to dive in


get better players

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 08:03 PM
They're not going to draft a QB.

that doesnt mean they SHOULDNT

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 08:04 PM
BRAY

GloryDayz
08-23-2014, 08:04 PM
Nothing wrong with me. Just had an epiphany in 2010/2011 and I have completely adjusted how I watch football games now.

So far Alex has not let me down in that approach. He gives me nothing to believe in 9 times out of 10. So, I don't.

I root for disaster, and the rebirth it brings.

Rep

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 08:04 PM
This thread has lost its burst

bigjosh
08-23-2014, 08:04 PM
Bray time, fuck yes

Sandy Vagina
08-23-2014, 08:05 PM
Bray time, **** yes

GOOD

Don Corlemahomes
08-23-2014, 08:06 PM
This thread has lost its burst

HEY GUYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF FERGUSON?

jd1020
08-23-2014, 08:06 PM
Bray time, **** yes

Gonna be a tough act to follow for him.

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 08:06 PM
shall i start the Bench Alex, Start Bray chants?

Fairplay
08-23-2014, 08:06 PM
This series can make or break you Bray.

Tribal Warfare
08-23-2014, 08:06 PM
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/joSYfSOyAoo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


It's time!!!!!!!!!!!

Red Dawg
08-23-2014, 08:07 PM
Wow! McKnight real sharp there.

kc79
08-23-2014, 08:07 PM
shall i start the Bench Alex, Start Bray chants?

DO IT DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

mlyonsd
08-23-2014, 08:07 PM
Gonna be a tough act to follow for him.:LOL:

Don Corlemahomes
08-23-2014, 08:07 PM
WOULD, ALL 3

King_Chief_Fan
08-23-2014, 08:07 PM
Rep

I never thought of you as being lame brained..........until now

Sandy Vagina
08-23-2014, 08:08 PM
shall i start the Bench Alex, Start Bray chants?

ah, let em have their fun. When news of the Alex extension comes this Wednesday, the laughs will be on them. :)

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 08:08 PM
HEY GUYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF FERGUSON?

OBVIOUSLY THE LONE ACTIONS OF AN INDIVIDUAL COP PROVE SOMETHING ABOUT HOW RACIST WHITE PEOPLE ARE

YET THE FACT THAT BLACK-ON-WHITE CRIME INCLUDING RAPE MURDER AND ROBBERY AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE IS MANY TIMES MORE FREQUENT MEANS ZERO

OBVIOUSLY

SO LETS RIOT

Just Passin' By
08-23-2014, 08:08 PM
HEY GUYS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF FERGUSON?

Solid, but overrated, left tackle.

TribalElder
08-23-2014, 08:09 PM
Let Bray Cook... Damn

Red Dawg
08-23-2014, 08:09 PM
I would take all three of those chicks and make sandwich. Yummy pootie

Iconic
08-23-2014, 08:09 PM
A Rachel appearance > Alex Smith TD

notorious
08-23-2014, 08:09 PM
BRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ROFL

Don Corlemahomes
08-23-2014, 08:09 PM
TYLER BRAY SUCKS MORE THAN FERGUSON

Fairplay
08-23-2014, 08:09 PM
Well.......

InChiefsHeaven
08-23-2014, 08:09 PM
Yay Bray...oh. wait...fuck...

TribalElder
08-23-2014, 08:09 PM
he cooked up a turd ROFL

Mr. Laz
08-23-2014, 08:10 PM
LMAO

TLO
08-23-2014, 08:10 PM
See ya Bray.

Don Corlemahomes
08-23-2014, 08:10 PM
Solid, but overrated, left tackle.

:LOL:

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 08:10 PM
TYLER BRAY SUCKS MORE THAN FERGUSON

this fact will bring us racial unity, at last

KevB
08-23-2014, 08:10 PM
Have we actually practiced this year?

ChiTown
08-23-2014, 08:10 PM
Direct snap to Jamaal Charles makes the most sense....

Sandy Vagina
08-23-2014, 08:10 PM
wow... Bray.... uhm... wow

chiefs1111
08-23-2014, 08:10 PM
Bye Bye Bray

HonestChieffan
08-23-2014, 08:10 PM
Horseshit. Andy should make all these turds do laps till they drop.

Fairplay
08-23-2014, 08:10 PM
Bray is gone

InChiefsHeaven
08-23-2014, 08:11 PM
This is going to be a LONG LONG season...

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 08:11 PM
Braynus Wrinkle

notorious
08-23-2014, 08:11 PM
It might have been the WR's fault.

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 08:11 PM
Brayrod

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 08:12 PM
Braylord

RealSNR
08-23-2014, 08:12 PM
SO GLAD WE PASSED ON BRIDGEWATER

Chiefs4TheWin
08-23-2014, 08:12 PM
I was all excited, you professional posters had Bray as the next Joe Mo!

jd1020
08-23-2014, 08:12 PM
2015 is our year to draft a QB!

srvy
08-23-2014, 08:12 PM
Ahhhhh clip Count?

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 08:12 PM
Brayhole

Kaepernick
08-23-2014, 08:12 PM
Parker is a home run hitter but consistency is not his forte'. This has potential to be a bad year...not that we're not used to that or anything.

Bad year? Then you will be perfectly poised to draft a QB early in the first round of the 2015 NFL...

Uh, never mind. :doh!:

MotherfuckerJones
08-23-2014, 08:12 PM
This team is like flesh eating bacteria. Keeps growing into a giant piece of flesh eating piece of shit.

InChiefsHeaven
08-23-2014, 08:12 PM
Bridgewater does what Alex cannot do...score an easy one in the red zone...

Mav
08-23-2014, 08:12 PM
I really hope that Teddy Bridgewater makes Andy Reid, and Dorsey sick to their stomachs.

He was right THERE.

Fuck you.

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 08:12 PM
Calling Clitoris, err clay.. gif it up baby!

BigRichard
08-23-2014, 08:12 PM
:doh!: at Bray

Mav
08-23-2014, 08:13 PM
and on Q.

Fuck you Dorsey.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
08-23-2014, 08:13 PM
Manziel with a nice run for a TD.

Fairplay
08-23-2014, 08:13 PM
This is going to be a LONG LONG season...


At least it isn't 18 games

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 08:13 PM
Bridgewater > Smith

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
08-23-2014, 08:14 PM
I really hope that Teddy Bridgewater makes Andy Reid, and Dorsey sick to their stomachs.

He was right THERE.

Fuck you.

Dorsey is a failure

Bufkin
08-23-2014, 08:14 PM
This offense without Jamaal Charles is exactly what we thought it would be.

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 08:14 PM
Bridgewater does what Alex cannot do...score an easy one in the red zone...

playcalling is key my friend...

Mav
08-23-2014, 08:14 PM
Bridgewater does what Alex cannot do...score an easy one in the red zone...

Just a monster.

the Vikings rocked this draft.

Aaron Donald, then come back and get Teddy.

InChiefsHeaven
08-23-2014, 08:14 PM
Seriously. How can they charge regular season price for preseason...

Don Corlemahomes
08-23-2014, 08:15 PM
and on Q.

**** you Dorsey.

:drool:

Sorter
08-23-2014, 08:15 PM
Just a monster.

the Vikings rocked this draft.

Aaron Donald, then come back and get Teddy.

Vikings did not draft Aaron Donald.

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 08:15 PM
Just a monster.

the Vikings rocked this draft.

Aaron Donald, then come back and get Teddy.

not sure on Bridge yet.. hard to judge rooks right now

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 08:15 PM
doug pederson looks like he plays alot of golf, madden, and smokes a ton of weed

Mav
08-23-2014, 08:15 PM
Bridgewater > Smith

Do you think I want to debate that?

I thought the BROWNS were trading up to 22 to take him.

Teddy is a monster. he is what a lot of you ass hats want to crown geno.

Fairplay
08-23-2014, 08:15 PM
Lol at the people in the stands with the long faces

RobBlake
08-23-2014, 08:15 PM
Vikings did not draft Aaron Donald.

Rams?

Lionel
08-23-2014, 08:15 PM
Anyone else stop watching this junk?

Bufkin
08-23-2014, 08:16 PM
Vikings did not draft Aaron Donald.

He obviously meant CJ Mosely.

Mav
08-23-2014, 08:16 PM
Vikings did not draft Aaron Donald.

Correct, the rams did. lol, they were just talking about him. Whoops.

Ming the Merciless
08-23-2014, 08:16 PM
Do you think I want to debate that?

I thought the BROWNS were trading up to 22 to take him.

Teddy is a monster. he is what a lot of you ass hats want to crown geno.

Honestly I would just be happy to have a chance to have someone with a higher ceiling than excellent game manager

jd1020
08-23-2014, 08:16 PM
"You're not going to play Chase Daniel. Chase has solidified himself as the backup."

:Lin:

WakkaWakka
08-23-2014, 08:16 PM
“@ArrowheadPride: Guy cuffed in the stands below us and taken out by the police. Right next to kids football team in attendance.” LMAO

KevB
08-23-2014, 08:16 PM
Lots of trust in Bray there. JFC. It's preseason, let the guy throw the damn ball.

Sorter
08-23-2014, 08:16 PM
He obviously meant CJ Mosely.

:thumb:

Big Poppa Payne
08-23-2014, 08:17 PM
Who's calling these shitty ass plays?

Fairplay
08-23-2014, 08:17 PM
Anyone else stop watching this junk?

No it's funny anymore get used to it.

InChiefsHeaven
08-23-2014, 08:17 PM
Fuck this shitfest....

Sandy Vagina
08-23-2014, 08:17 PM
boring playcalling...

Red Dawg
08-23-2014, 08:17 PM
WTF? This is giving Bray a shot? Hand off on 3rd and long?

ChiTown
08-23-2014, 08:17 PM
"You're not going to play Chase Daniel. Chase has solidified himself as the backup."

:Lin:

Sadly, it's probably true. He's solidified it by sucking less than the other two guys.