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Prison Bitch
05-10-2017, 11:44 AM
Man From Katy, TX Who Ordered Prostitute Discovers That She Is His Own Wife



In a story resembling elements of the classic 1979 ‘Piña Colada Song’, the man – who we cannot identify for privacy reasons – had been using the booking website for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas.


....Guests at the hotel in adjoining rooms called the front desk to report a disturbance at around 8 pm after the woman arrived at the property and found that her client was none other than her husband of the last 17 years.

It emerged that the prostitute – who had advertised herself as ‘an attractive 28-year old’ – was actually the man’s 49-year old wife. She was understandably furious to find her husband in the motel room, although after further reflection he was equally angry to learn his wife had been advertising her services on a prostitution website.


http://www.unitednews.org/man-from-katy-tx-ordered-prostitute-discovers-wife/

Sofa King
05-10-2017, 12:09 PM
Lol.

wazu
05-10-2017, 12:10 PM
United News looks like a pretty legit news site.

ModSocks
05-10-2017, 12:10 PM
So....did he have to pay or what?

Fish
05-10-2017, 12:11 PM
It emerged that the prostitute – who had advertised herself as ‘an attractive 28-year old’ – was actually the man’s 49-year old wife.

I hope he got his money back. That's clearly false advertising....

T-post Tom
05-10-2017, 12:13 PM
Can't be true...it didn't happen in Florida or Germany.

Demonpenz
05-10-2017, 12:25 PM
gggggg7777777777 street fighting man

ChiliConCarnage
05-10-2017, 12:28 PM
It's always good to get it free instead of having to pay

KChiefs1
05-10-2017, 12:30 PM
So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it´s you"
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew...that you fucked other dudes."


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The Franchise
05-10-2017, 12:30 PM
Leave it to the woman to get upset that her husband is paying for prostitutes.

Beef Supreme
05-10-2017, 12:37 PM
If you read the rest of the article, he may now face charges ... but nothing about her facing charges.

RippedmyFlesh
05-10-2017, 12:40 PM
Married couples need to have sex with each other more often. No one wants to work on relationships anymore at the first sign of trouble people go screw someone else.

ptlyon
05-10-2017, 12:43 PM
Married couples need to have sex with each other more often. No one wants to work on relationships anymore at the first sign of trouble people go screw someone else.

A bonding night. Or a bondage night, if that's what you're into.

Msmith
05-10-2017, 12:43 PM
So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it´s you"
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew...that you ****ed other dudes."


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Stinger
05-10-2017, 12:45 PM
So....did he have to pay or what?

her husband of the last 17 years.



I am going to have to say for at least for 17 years.

Prison Bitch
05-10-2017, 12:46 PM
So....did he have to pay or what?

Extremely dohbtful it was consummated.


A problem that apparently has been plaguing the couple

MahiMike
05-10-2017, 12:47 PM
Damn liar! 28 my ass!

Rooster
05-10-2017, 12:48 PM
Great now I have that Pina Colada song stuck in my head.

scho63
05-10-2017, 12:49 PM
I swear I had nothing to do with this! :D

Msmith
05-10-2017, 12:50 PM
Can't be true...it didn't happen in Florida or Germany.

It happened in Russia though.

Link: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/dad-finds-out-wife-prostitute-9838597

Rooster
05-10-2017, 12:58 PM
If you read the rest of the article, he may now face charges ... but nothing about her facing charges.

She should be charged for the old 'Bait and Switch' routine. She clearly wasn't a hot 28 year old.

Red Dawg
05-10-2017, 01:09 PM
Married couples need to have sex with each other more often. No one wants to work on relationships anymore at the first sign of trouble people go screw someone else.

Huh? Who the hell wants to have sex with their wife?

Rain Man
05-10-2017, 01:13 PM
At least he knows now what it costs. I wonder if she sent him a full menu of services and prices.

vailpass
05-10-2017, 01:23 PM
At least it wasn't an MMA chick that showed up.

ptlyon
05-10-2017, 01:25 PM
At least it wasn't an MMA chick that showed up.

That one scarred you for life, didn't it

T-post Tom
05-10-2017, 01:27 PM
It happened in Russia though.

Link: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/dad-finds-out-wife-prostitute-9838597

Nice find. Poor Igor. Who knew Chris Hansen got a gig on Russian t.v.?

http://images.guff.com/media/25099/list/642394/maxresdefault.jpg

RippedmyFlesh
05-10-2017, 01:37 PM
Huh? Who the hell wants to have sex with their wife?

No drama so there's that.

RippedmyFlesh
05-10-2017, 01:40 PM
A bonding night. Or a bondage night, if that's what you're into.

Even just a couple hours now and then. No one is too busy for that.

vailpass
05-10-2017, 02:01 PM
That one scarred you for life, didn't it

It left a mark. I still haven't seen any of the pics except one.