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Texas man orders online prostitute.....
Man From Katy, TX Who Ordered Prostitute Discovers That She Is His Own Wife
In a story resembling elements of the classic 1979 ‘Piña Colada Song’, the man – who we cannot identify for privacy reasons – had been using the booking website for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. ....Guests at the hotel in adjoining rooms called the front desk to report a disturbance at around 8 pm after the woman arrived at the property and found that her client was none other than her husband of the last 17 years. It emerged that the prostitute – who had advertised herself as ‘an attractive 28-year old’ – was actually the man’s 49-year old wife. She was understandably furious to find her husband in the motel room, although after further reflection he was equally angry to learn his wife had been advertising her services on a prostitution website. http://www.unitednews.org/man-from-k...iscovers-wife/ |
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05-10-2017, 12:09 PM | #2 |
Hello
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Lol.
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05-10-2017, 12:10 PM | #3 |
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United News looks like a pretty legit news site.
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05-10-2017, 12:10 PM | #4 |
Needs more middle fingers
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So....did he have to pay or what?
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05-10-2017, 12:11 PM | #5 | |
Ain't no relax!
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05-10-2017, 12:13 PM | #6 |
Threepeat!
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Can't be true...it didn't happen in Florida or Germany.
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05-10-2017, 12:25 PM | #7 |
I got Rice cookin in the micro
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gggggg7777777777 street fighting man
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05-10-2017, 12:28 PM | #8 |
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It's always good to get it free instead of having to pay
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05-10-2017, 12:30 PM | #9 |
I’m a Mahomo!
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So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it´s you" And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew...that you ****ed other dudes." Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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05-10-2017, 12:30 PM | #10 |
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Leave it to the woman to get upset that her husband is paying for prostitutes.
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05-10-2017, 12:37 PM | #11 |
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If you read the rest of the article, he may now face charges ... but nothing about her facing charges.
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05-10-2017, 12:40 PM | #12 |
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Married couples need to have sex with each other more often. No one wants to work on relationships anymore at the first sign of trouble people go screw someone else.
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05-10-2017, 12:43 PM | #13 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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A bonding night. Or a bondage night, if that's what you're into.
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05-10-2017, 12:45 PM | #15 |
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I am going to have to say for at least for 17 years.
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