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493rd
12-31-2019, 11:28 AM
https://www.profootballrumors.com/files/2019/10/Mike-Pennel.jpg

Yes he’ll crush you with 1 hand
Yes his arms look like your thighs
Yes he squeezes COC grippers so he can crush coconuts
Yes he’s like a giant from GoT
Yes he’d smack the shit outta Vasily Kahmatski
Mike says hi

Pablo
12-31-2019, 11:29 AM
https://www.profootballrumors.com/files/2019/10/Mike-Pennel.jpg

Delano
12-31-2019, 11:49 AM
https://www.profootballrumors.com/files/2019/10/Mike-Pennel.jpg

Yes he’ll crush you with 1 hand
Yes his arms look like your thighs
Yes he squeezes COC grippers so he can crush coconuts
Yes he’s like a giant from GoT
Yes he’d smack the shit outta Vasily Kahmatski
Mike says hi

Kamotsky ain’t shit when he actually follows the rules. Bitch used his palm and forearm.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MetallicBreakableBichonfrise-size_restricted.gif

Coochie liquor
12-31-2019, 11:53 AM
I’d love to see him clap Judon right in the face!

-King-
12-31-2019, 11:55 AM
He almost doesn't have elbows in that picture

Delano
12-31-2019, 11:57 AM
He almost doesn't have elbows in that picture

It’s like the arm version of cankles.

JimNasium
12-31-2019, 12:42 PM
I should know this but could someone remind me why he was available as a kid-season pickup?

neech
12-31-2019, 12:46 PM
How has Pennel been doing on the field, this question particularly to those that go to the games.

-King-
12-31-2019, 12:51 PM
I should know this but could someone remind me why he was available as a kid-season pickup?

https://www.festivalclaca.cat/pics/b/27/271452_chris-hansen-png.jpg

Deberg_1990
12-31-2019, 12:55 PM
Anxiously awaiting a ‘Mike Pennell buttocks’ thread.

wazu
12-31-2019, 01:10 PM
Anxiously awaiting a ‘Mike Pennell buttocks’ thread.

Not joking, this is the best post of your career. Well done!

JimNasium
12-31-2019, 01:43 PM
https://www.festivalclaca.cat/pics/b/27/271452_chris-hansen-png.jpg

Well hell. Damn phone. Mid-season!:LOL:

Hoover
12-31-2019, 02:21 PM
That’s like having a set of legs for arms. Unreal

Coochie liquor
12-31-2019, 02:36 PM
I’m pretty sure I remember a play a few weeks ago, maybe the Dungver game. I saw a rb run into a small hole and Pennel grabs him with one arm as he’s running by, and stopped all of his momentum that fast. Not gonna question why he was available, because the answer is.... this is our year and he was supposed to get here.

493rd
12-31-2019, 02:57 PM
Kamotsky ain’t shit when he actually follows the rules. Bitch used his palm and forearm.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MetallicBreakableBichonfrise-size_restricted.gif

Yeah..that was a slap from Satan himself. Never seen Vasily get that fucked up before.

smithandrew051
12-31-2019, 03:01 PM
Kamotsky ain’t shit when he actually follows the rules. Bitch used his palm and forearm.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MetallicBreakableBichonfrise-size_restricted.gif

A lot of his highlights look like palm to the other dude’s temple. Pretty much anyone can knock someone out cold by doing that.

Delano
12-31-2019, 03:08 PM
A lot of his highlights look like palm to the other dude’s temple. Pretty much anyone can knock someone out cold by doing that.

That’s why this was so satisfying. Mans gets laid out by a legit slap to the jaw after cheating for so long. Feels as good watching this as watching the patriots crumple.

KCUnited
12-31-2019, 03:17 PM
The Manning forehead of arms

srvy
12-31-2019, 04:32 PM
Mike Manimal that's a big dude. He is not cut like that last guy we had that looked like Tarzan and played like Jane. Manimal is country strong.

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Easy 6
12-31-2019, 04:35 PM
Pennel is a fucking OX, he’s been such a blessing for this defense

He’s no pass rush threat, but good luck pushing him outta the way

InChiefsHeaven
12-31-2019, 04:40 PM
https://www.providencejournal.com/storyimage/PJ/20190801/SPORTS/190809954/AR/0/AR-190809954.jpg

This was posted in the thread when we signed him...I say he looks like friggin Thanos...

InChiefsHeaven
12-31-2019, 04:42 PM
https://www.kansascity.com/latest-news/4c03lz/picture236888608/alternates/FREE_1140/KCM_ChiefsPackers_1819_102719F.JPG

Here I come baby...comin' ta GETCHA!!