**The Official Houston Texans at World Champion Kansas City Chiefs Game Day Thread**

[KChiefs1]

I love these 7 minute drives where Pat sits on the bench.


It’s how they won lost year.

[comochiefsfan]

Hope the offense is ready to put up 40+

[Hammock Parties]

I think he broke that arm. All his weight came down on it.

[Why Not?]

Typical Chiefs beginning to a season defense. Thankfully there’s not really a lead big enough these guys could get on us to worry me.

[Mahomes_Is_God]

I thought Brandon Cooks was out?

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Sad to say I'm having a hard time caring about this game.

And so it begins

[ChiefRocka]

Hitchens is the lame duck out there

[htismaqe]

Fuck you Robinson

How about the 2nd best RT in the league not letting somebody nobody has ever heard of run right at Pat?

[KChiefs1]

Hope the offense is ready to put up 40+


If they don’t have the ball they can’t.

[Easy 6]

Don’t get nervous, this shit is old hat by now

[RINGLEADER]

Hope Saunders is okay...

[Rasputin]

Fuck your political adds

If I was commissioner I'd ban political adds

[FloridaMan88]

The playing from behind/comeback thing was certainly fun in the playoffs last year, but a fast start would be nice once in a while.

[TEX]

Texans have a good game plan. Way more versatility on offense without Hopkins. Way more speed. It shows. Chiefs are doing a lot chasing after the catch. Also chasing the RB's.

[KCFalcon59]

Fuck *** *****

[scho63]

Can anybody post a decent stream? Mine keeps freezing.

They all suck tonight!

Too many people watching only ONE game. Every damn football fan on one stream. :banghead:

[Pablo]

Beautiful ad. Love those in the middle of games.

[RollChiefsRoll]

FIRE BOB SUTTON

[ChiTown]

Oh, my! That was all sorts of bad

[RINGLEADER]

Pathetic.

[kc rush]

that kind of sucked

[carcosa]

FUCK!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rain Man]

17 more and we'll have them right where we want them.

[RedRaider56]

welp. Offense better be ready to put up some points tonight

[dirk digler]

That wasn’t good defense

[Frazod]

Jesus. Did we rehire Sutton? :shake:

[Easy 6]

Calm down, we’ll be fine

[TwistedChief]

Welcome back, Overreaction Planet.

[comochiefsfan]

Pathetic

[KChiefs1]

Great trade for Houston.

[tk13]

David Johnson looking good.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

Of course the POS I'm matched up with this week started David Johnson.

[Dartgod]

Terrible run defense.

[Brody Wa]

F$$$

[RedRaider56]

The playing from behind/comeback thing was certainly fun in the playoffs last year, but a fast start would be nice once in a while.

Talk to Robinson about that

[siberian khatru]

Game over, season teetering in the balance

[RINGLEADER]

Texans averaging 8.4 ypc on the ground.

[Rasputin]

Fuck

[Hammock Parties]

Fuck your political adds

If I was commissioner I'd ban political adds

I don't think the commish can tell NBC what to air.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Welp...

[Rain Man]

Wow. Wharton is an NFL player now. He was in the backfield. I want to see a replay to see how he did it.

[MahomesMagic]

Looks like last year without Pennel.

[Sassy Squatch]

Goddamn this defense sucks to start. Just hope it doesn't take them half a season to get their shit together.

[FanOfRED]

Hahahhahahahah. Just saw a Joe Biden pro Marxist campaign ad. Wonder if Trump was allowed a to show a pro American campaign ad. It will be interesting if he does since the NFL supports the Marxist BLM movement.

Edit: I'll keep this a game thread and stop pointing out the Marxist propaganda.

[R Clark]

This defense will tighten up but it may take a couple of games

[cdcox]

Morgan played poorly that drive.

[Chitownchiefsfan]

First game with no preseason. Not concerned. If they still play like this by game 3 then i may start to worry.

[Chiefnj2]

Rough start for the rookie.

[Rasputin]

I don't think the commish can tell NBC what to air.

Probably not I just hate them

[KChiefs1]

Texans averaging 8.4 ypc on the ground.


No Pennel.

[FloridaMan88]

JFC that was early last season version of the defense... terrible.

[Bwana]

Jesus. Did we rehire Sutton? :shake:


Heh, I was thinking Robinson, but I get your point. :doh!:


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[dannybcaitlyn]

Making a washed up running back look like Bo Jackson

[RINGLEADER]

Terrible defense but concern level 0.0.

[Sannyasi]

We're celebrating Chiefs history tonight by bringing back the Career Day _efense.

[chiefzilla1501]

I usually don't root against passing the ball. But with no preseason, I don't know why we ended our first drive with pass ball. We need to be running more screens. We're just too rusty to expect any rhythm out of a downfield passing game.

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Hahahhahahahah. Just saw a Joe Biden pro Marxist campaign ad. Wonder if Trump was allowed a to show a pro American campaign ad. It will be interesting if he does since the NFL supports the Marxist BLM movement

I like your style. :thumb:

[TomBarndtsTwin]

It just wouldn’t be the Chiefs if we didn’t have to come from behind to win.

Run defense sucks so far. We REALLY miss Pennel.

Would like to see Gay out there in space to see what he could do. WAY more athletic than any of our current LBer’s.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I give up on this team . We'll never win anything!

[Hammock Parties]

Mahomes will throw 60 TD this year

[TEX]

Goddamn this defense sucks to start. Just hope it doesn't take them half a season to get their shit together.

Its more what the Texans offense is doing. It makes the KC defense look bad.

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

My prediction of a 0-0 tie was not correct.

[Red Dawg]

38 is getting abused. Run defense is still sucky.

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

New OC and David Johnson with a spring in his step... It's early, we will be fine.

Thanks,

[Reerun_KC]

Jesus. This is about a boring as an opening night can get. Zero energy in the stadium. Sounds like a Broadway play.

Trying to be excited and find myself talking to people and ignoring the game.


Fuck me. This is boring.

[Dartgod]

Hahahhahahahah. Just saw a Joe Biden pro Marxist campaign ad. Wonder if Trump was allowed a to show a pro American campaign ad. It will be interesting if he does since the NFL supports the Marxist BLM movement

Stop it. Your next political post in this thread will be your last.

[htismaqe]

Damien Wlison was WAY out of position on that TD run.

[RunKC]

Get Willie Gay out there Spags. Stop with this 2 LB shit

[tmoshow]

The key to victory is to get down 24-0.

[RollChiefsRoll]

We need Bashaud back too. #38 is garbage.

[Molitoth]

Happens Everytime we get points taken off the board.

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Welcome back, Overreaction Planet.

Won't sniff the playoffs this year!

[KChiefs1]

Saunders to the locker room.

[Rain Man]

My prediction of a 0-0 tie was not correct.

You were right for a while.

[Wisconsin_Chief]

I remember when I used to be all paranoid when we were down 7-0 in the first.

Now I just take a piss and wait for the show to start.

[DRM08]

No Pennel.

Seems like he is underrated and underpaid.

[cdcox]

Did football always have this many commercials?

[Titty Meat]

Jesus. This is about a boring as an opening night can get. Zero energy in the stadium. Sounds like a Broadway play.

Trying to be excited and find myself talking to people and ignoring the game.


**** me. This is boring.

Shut up you negative faggot

[Coochie liquor]

Hahahhahahahah. Just saw a Joe Biden pro Marxist campaign ad. Wonder if Trump was allowed a to show a pro American campaign ad. It will be interesting if he does since the NFL supports the Marxist BLM movement.

Edit: I'll keep this a game thread and stop pointing out the Marxist propaganda.

Better chill boo

[InChiefsHeaven]

Jeeeez, I'd forgotton about all the goddam commercials...

[Rain Man]

Cheetah sighting!

[Sassy Squatch]

Yeah, right out of the gate having only Wilson and Hitchens as the LBs is a non starter. Holy shit they got exposed.

[htismaqe]

Its more what the Texans offense is doing. It makes the KC defense look bad.

Yep.

[RINGLEADER]

Tyreek

[JohnnyHammersticks]

I know what our problem is. I haven't smoked enough weed yet.

[Brody Wa]

I’m sick of Collinsworth already.

[Rasputin]

I think when Gay starts to "get it" we are going see a much improved defense but it's going take some time and he needs gain experience but until then our defense just has to buckle down and tackle.

[TimeForWasp]

I'm not worried about shit.

[DRM08]

Meanwhile, KC can’t run the ball at all.

[KChiefs1]

CEH sucks!

[Why Not?]

Both lines look like trash for us so far

[Hammock Parties]

herm calling these plays

jesus andy

[Titty Meat]

Go for it

[RollChiefsRoll]

Son of a bitch! Go for it, Andy.

[Rain Man]

Well, heck.

[RedRaider56]

go for it..but no sneak

[RunKC]

Sneed sure got his asshole roasted on that drive. Yikes

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Run blocking still no bueno

[htismaqe]

The Texans defense is mixing it up too. They've been gunning for the Chiefs all offseason.

[RINGLEADER]

It's an inch. You have to go for it.

[Rasputin]

I don't think he got it :(

[RollChiefsRoll]

SAUSAGE

[Rain Man]

Tank warfare.

[siberian khatru]

Sausage!

[Rasputin]

Sherman sherman Sherman

[Easy 6]

Big Sherm can always get you a few

[kepp]

That was a sweet play

[htismaqe]

Cannot. Be. Stopped.

[Hammock Parties]

Andy is calling the plays like Alex is the QB.

And it's kinda hot.

[TwistedChief]

I love the misdirection there.

[Coach]

Nice play call.

[RINGLEADER]

Unstoppable.

[Rain Man]

Wow. That play design should be in the Louvre. That was beautiful.

[Sassy Squatch]

LMAO Alright, that was pretty slick.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

That was a sick play design to Kelce

[FanOfRED]

Stop it. Your next political post in this thread will be your last.

Yea... I realized that after that last post. I already edited my last post. Just frustrated that I have to watch political bullshit when watching my favorite team.

[scho63]

Andy's balls got big with a Super Bowl win!

[Raiderhater]

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[ThaVirus]

That screen to Kelce was beautifully designed

[mlyonsd]

Sammy

[TimeForWasp]

you whiney bitches, just watch.

[Rain Man]

We're letting everyone carry the ball. That's really nice.

[InChiefsHeaven]

KELCEEE!!

[Frazod]

Christ, how can Andy even see with that thing on?

[RedRaider56]

Nice run by the rookie

[Coach]

CEH. Nice run.

[Easy 6]

A GLIMPSE OF CEH

[EPodolak]

Loud for 16K, mic'd up.

[Hammock Parties]

sawed off kareem

[htismaqe]

CEH running behind KO. LOVE IT!!!

[Sassy Squatch]

Offense sparking now.

[RINGLEADER]

CEH went from 2.0 ypc to 6.3 ypc on that one run.

[siberian khatru]

CEH

[Baby Lee]

No run defense, no short yardage run game. Guess we just have to have patience
Once you're a champion, nothing matters until January anymore.

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Picking up momentum again. I'm gonna shit if we don't tie it on this drive.

[kjwood75nro]

Lizard.

[Titty Meat]

Keep Sammy dump Robinson

[Rasputin]

wow he is like mini Berry Sanders

[mlyonsd]

SammyDouble Sammy

[banyon]

Go Clydefrog!

[dirk digler]

Pat has them figured out now

[Rain Man]

Our offense is inevitable.

[scho63]

I won't be excited unless we are down by 20

[JohnnyHammersticks]

Poll:

Will CEH be the first player in NFL history to rush for 4,000 yards in a season?

1) Yes
2) Yes
3) I'm already drunk as hell

[ChiTown]

This offense makes me happy.

[TwistedChief]

A GLIMPSE OF CEH

This drive is a glimpse of our offense.

It can't easily be stopped when we shake off the rust.

[Iowanian]

They are going to be fine. Shaking off the rust and will be running on nitrous by the 3rd quarter.

Chiefs are going to the supper bowl.....

Wait....they're going to beat a playoff team in week 1.

Touchdown upcoming.

[Pitt Gorilla]

I like this. This is what I like.

[carcosa]

IF WE DONT WIN THIS GAME I WILL BURN ALL MY SUPER BOWL STUFF!!!!!!!

[DRM08]

Well it’s been an ugly start but at least it’s not 24-0 this time. Hopefully they can finish strong for a TD on this drive.

[comochiefsfan]

No self inflicted wounds and we will score on every drive.

[arrwheader]

Holy fuck that pass. Boner!

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[Easy 6]

Christ, how can Andy even see with that thing on?

Right, it’s all fogged up with perspiration dripping down

[RunKC]

Excellent run Clyde!

[RINGLEADER]

Unstoppable.

End of Q1 stats:

CEH on track for 1600 yards for the season.

Kelce on track for 1664 yards receiving and 128 catches.

[carcosa]

Poll:

Will CEH be the first player in NFL history to rush for 4,000 yards in a season?

1) Yes
2) Yes
3) I'm already drunk as hell
All of the above!!!!

[Pitt Gorilla]

Our offense is inevitable.Feel a Thanos meme coming on.

[Frazod]

Right, it’s all fogged up with perspiration dripping down

And I thought it was bad just with a mask and glasses.

[Buehler445]

herm calling these plays

jesus andy

God Fuck Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards.

This isn’t that.

[TwistedChief]

Right, it’s all fogged up with perspiration dripping down

Ever seen Bloodsport? Did Van Damme need to see to defeat Chong Li?

[Kman34]

Andy needs some wipers.. He's getting a little froggy...

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Is Andy losing weight? He looks smaller.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Right, it’s all fogged up with perspiration dripping downThink that's au jus.

[Titty Meat]

Fuck Robinson

[Easy 6]

This drive is a glimpse of our offense.

It can't easily be stopped when we shake off the rust.

Gimme an inside screen with CEH right here...

[htismaqe]

Jordan Reed looks pretty damn good so far.

And Demarcus with a TERRIBLE drop.

[Buehler445]

Robinson you fuck

[RedRaider56]

WTF Robinson?

[Coach]

Okay Robinson, you're really getting on my last nerve now....

[Rain Man]

Robinson is on pace for 192 dropped passes.

[kjwood75nro]

Oh, Demarcus...

[RINGLEADER]

Robinson needs to apply lots of stickum.

[siberian khatru]

Dammit

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

mugging Kelce

[ChiTown]

Is Andy losing weight? He looks smaller.

All his weight has dropped to his balls

[htismaqe]

Ever seen Bloodsport? Did Van Damme need to see to defeat Chong Li?

ROFL

[Frazod]

https://memegenerator.net/img/images/16409129.jpg

[kc rush]

Kelce has hands

[TwistedChief]

I remember this.

[Easy 6]

ZAP

[kjwood75nro]

Oh, Demarcus...Oh, Kelce!

[dannybcaitlyn]

D-rob fucking sucks

[Rain Man]

Kelllllllllllllce!

[comochiefsfan]

Catch the fucking ball DRob

FUCK

[cabletech94]

Drob is gonna get in a blanket party if he’s not careful. #butterfingers.

[Pitt Gorilla]

I mean, if you can't catch.

[KChiefs1]

That’s how you catch a football.

[LiveSteam]

No replay on that TD.

And wake up Robinson..

[DRM08]

Robinson with 2 awful games in a row against Houston.

[Redbled]

Why does Robinson get the snaps he does.

[Chitownchiefsfan]

That first play by Robinson was just well covered.

That one was a bad drop.

[Rasputin]

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[siberian khatru]

That’s how you do it, Demarcus

[Sassy Squatch]

Sit Robinson now. Hardman is too good to be behind this goober.

[RunKC]

Robinson is such a fuck

[cdcox]

Kelce >>> D.Rop.

[FanOfRED]

Hell yeah. Trust Kelce's hands. !!!

[Bill Brasky]

Second drop by Robinson

[Raiderhater]

There it is!

[Rain Man]

I can't figure out how Kelce is always so open. He must be amazingly smooth.

[KCFalcon59]

TD Mahomes to Kelce!!!!

[Reerun_KC]

The crowds goes Meh.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Fuck yeah...

[LIVForTheKingdom]

Kelce!!!!!!

THAT'S a man I can trust!

[htismaqe]

I defended him on the first one, it was defended very well.

The 2nd one was...just... :doh!:

[FloridaMan88]

Take notes DRob... what Kelce did there is called a catch.

[chiefzilla1501]

Why does Robinson get the snaps he does.

I want to give him the benefit of the doubt. But goddamn. Andre Featherstone.

[cabletech94]

We should pay this Kelce fellow.

[Molitoth]

I try so hard to like drob. So many drops. So annoyed with him.

[Baby Lee]

Kelce with the security blanket.

[scho63]

Time for me to admit I was wrong on D Rob.

Time to cut his ass he sucks

[RaidersOftheCellar]

Robinson has dropped about 5 of his last 6.

[TwistedChief]

Truly a beautiful drive. Emblematic of exactly why we're so hard to stop ex-Robinson-drops.

[Sorce]

Cut drob now, I'd rather have parking meter guy.

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[Papi]

Robinson can find a new team at this point

[Brody Wa]

This game will soon be getting ugly for the Texans

[Graystoke]

In Kelce we trust

[RollChiefsRoll]

The crowds goes Meh.

Dude shut the duck up.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

YESSSSSS I LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[dls6501]

Its so nice to have a QB who doesn't make excuses when things like drops happen, and just goes out and makes plays anyways.

[smithandrew051]

Demarcus Robinson needs to catch the damn ball

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Fuck yeah mother fuckers. I swear Mahomes and Kelce have to be telepathically linked. They read eachothers minds perfectly.

[Hoover]

I can't figure out how Kelce is always so open. He must be amazingly smooth.
His routes are amazing. He's so smooth.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Robinson is a good special teams player and blocker. That’s it

[RINGLEADER]

Chiefs = Sardukar

[Pitt Gorilla]

D Rop could have 2 TDs. He chose to have zero.

Where Pringle at?

[Danguardace]

Some defense please

[TwistedChief]

YESSSSSS I LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Biscuits and gravy?

[dannybcaitlyn]

D-Robs confidence is shot! More Hardman please.

[KChiefs1]

I try so hard to like drob. So many drops. So annoyed with him.


Cut the fucker!

Makes me long for Albert Wilson & I hated that cocksucker!

[RunKC]

Okay Spags let’s see the adjustments. Please god put a 3rd LB on the field. Perhaps this Billie Gay fellow could be of assistance

[Hammock Parties]

ZZZZZZZZZIP!

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[Toadkiller]

https://memegenerator.net/img/images/16409129.jpg

This is my favorite thing in game day threads. I appreciate it.

[FloridaMan88]

Equipment guys for Andy...

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41WLCnc7tBL.jpg

[scho63]

D Rob is to wide receivers as

Demetrius Harris is to tight ends.

Both drop most and only catch a few tough ones.

[Baby Lee]

not too deep into the brown likker, folks.

[dannybcaitlyn]

Bring up Fortson from the practice squad.

[tredadda]

When all else fails go with old reliable, Kelce.

[kjwood75nro]

Robinson can find a new team at this pointHe really can't.

[Bwana]

Second drop by Robinson


Yeah he's doing his best impression of "Stone Hands" Demetrius Harris so far.

[RINGLEADER]

Hitchens bit on that fake like a Thanksgiving drumstick.

[Frazod]

_efense picking up right where they left off.

[TambaBerry]

Our defense blows again

[Deberg_1990]

This defense is garbage

[penguinz]

Cyrus sounds like an 85 year old smoker.

[DRM08]

This defense looks about as bad as 2018. Disappointing step back from what we saw 7-10 months ago.

[Coach]

There ya go.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Saunders out for the game

[Couch-Potato]

Why haven't we adopted the Chat Room for game day instead of the Game Day Thread?

[kjwood75nro]

Jones!