***NFL Wild Card Sunday Game Thread***

[displacedinMN]

She must be about 50 years old.

Not bad.

no idea how old that pic is. But now...50.

[KChiefs1]

Fucking terrible, I had to switch back.


It is rather irritating.

[Buehler445]

High flying game so far. Hooo Boy.

[Rain Man]

****ing terrible, I had to switch back.

You have officially lost the magic of childhood.

[displacedinMN]

Listened to nick----they are infusing kids stuff. Cool.

But the video is 480p.

No way I am staying with that

[mililo4cpa]

So 2 women who are pmsing calling the game?

Two drunk ladies complaining about their fat lazy boyfriends while the game shows in the background.....

[alanm]

no idea how old that pic is. But now...50.Is that Grace Park?

[Easy 6]

I'll give Nick the first quarter for shits and grins, then get back to the real broadcast

[displacedinMN]

Who is she?

Grace Park

[Coochie liquor]

Lamar has a better record in the Wild Card round than Mahomes. Lmao!!

[LittleMeatballNick]

The Nick broadcast called Taysom Hill, the kid in recess who is good at all sports.

[eDave]

Max Lumpkin. Remember that name.

[DaFace]

Listened to nick----they are infusing kids stuff. Cool.

But the video is 480p.

No way I am staying with thatThey're definitely broadcasting it in 1080p FWIW.

[alanm]

You have officially lost the magic of childhood.That usually happens when you turn 13. For me that happened 51 yrs ago. :(

[displacedinMN]

They're definitely broadcasting it in 1080p FWIW.

oops-wrong channel

[KChiefs1]

Stick movers.

[Buehler445]

Bears getting blasted off the line in short yardage.

Imagine what that would be like.

[displacedinMN]

hill hurt?

[Easy 6]

"Its like scraping your knee at recess" ROFL

[KChiefs1]

That usually happens when you turn 13. For me that happened 51 yrs ago. :(


52 for me.
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[mililo4cpa]

Big early 3rd down here....

[Megatron96]

Who is she?

My ex-girlfriend!

[KChiefs1]

325lbs! That is nuts!

[alanm]

Grace ParkCheck this out from Wikipedia.
Personal life

In 2004, Park married real estate developer Phil Kim.<sup id="cite_ref-17" class="reference">[17] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Park_(actress)#cite_note-17)</sup> The two live in Vancouver (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vancouver).<sup id="cite_ref-18" class="reference">[18] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Park_(actress)#cite_note-18)</sup> They have one son, born in 2013.<sup id="cite_ref-19" class="reference">[19] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Park_(actress)#cite_note-19)</sup><sup id="cite_ref-20" class="reference">[20] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Park_(actress)#cite_note-20)</sup> Park is also a former member of NXIVM (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NXIVM), a sex cult, and has appeared in video interviews with NXIVM founder Keith Raniere (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Raniere). :eek::eek:

[Buehler445]

Go fist your mother Sanders. They're not throwing that flag. You're not 9' tall.

[Deberg_1990]

Asked on Nick broadcast by female:

What happens if a player has to go to the bathroom between plays?

[Megatron96]

I may not make it thru this quarter.

[KChiefs1]

Asked on Nick broadcast by female:

What happens if a player has to go to the bathroom between plays?


Great question.

[displacedinMN]

slime cannon

[Buehler445]

Check this out from Wikipedia.
Personal life

In 2004, Park married real estate developer Phil Kim.<sup id="cite_ref-17" class="reference">[17] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Park_(actress)#cite_note-17)</sup> The two live in Vancouver (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vancouver).<sup id="cite_ref-18" class="reference">[18] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Park_(actress)#cite_note-18)</sup> They have one son, born in 2013.<sup id="cite_ref-19" class="reference">[19] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Park_(actress)#cite_note-19)</sup><sup id="cite_ref-20" class="reference">[20] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Park_(actress)#cite_note-20)</sup> Park is also a former member of NXIVM (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NXIVM), a sex cult, and has appeared in video interviews with NXIVM founder Keith Raniere (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Raniere). :eek::eek:


Dude I watched that Scientology documentary by Leah Ramini. People are fucking WEIRD man.

[mililo4cpa]

Asked on Nick broadcast by female:

What happens if a player has to go to the bathroom between plays?

Que up Lamar Jackson v. Browns video

[KChiefs1]

Green slime everywhere.

[eDave]

SLIME

[DaFace]

I find it hilarious that most of us appear to be watching on Nick.

[Pointer19]

You have officially lost the magic of childhood.

AYYYYY THAT WAS EPIC.

[Sassy Squatch]

I'd actually pay to watch an NFL game broadcast on the Food Network with Gordon Ramsay announcing.

[Megatron96]

Why isn't there ketchup on those green beans? Could've doubled up on the sponsor money.

[KChiefs1]

I think I’ve had enough. Back to CBS.

[smithandrew051]

This is going to be the worst game of the weekend. I can’t imagine the Bears making this much of a game.

[mkp785]

Slime cannons ftw

[alanm]

I like green beans. :D

[DaFace]

I'd actually pay to watch an NFL game broadcast on the Food Network with Gordon Ramsay announcing.https://media.giphy.com/media/26BoEuSlTXdkc9aWk/giphy.gif

[Buehler445]

I find it hilarious that most of us appear to be watching on Nick.

I'm out on Nickelodeon.

If it was the ABC broadcast I'd have been in.

Was there other broadcasts on ESPN?

[KChiefs1]

I'd actually pay to watch an NFL game broadcast on the Food Network with Gordon Ramsay announcing.


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[Megatron96]

For some reason I feel like I have to get thru this quarter. Like some weird competition gene is popping off in my head.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">how is Nickelodeon going to explain to kids that the Bears drafted Mitch Trubisky over Patrick Mahomes and Deshaun Watson</p>&mdash; Rodger Sherman (@rodger) <a href="https://twitter.com/rodger/status/1348383815450947589?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 10, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Buehler445]

https://media.giphy.com/media/26BoEuSlTXdkc9aWk/giphy.gif

ROFL

[Megatron96]

How much time left in this quarter?

[eDave]

How much time left in this quarter?

5

[displacedinMN]

create change..


There is the reason. SJW.

[Buehler445]

https://media.giphy.com/media/26BoEuSlTXdkc9aWk/giphy.gif

I might switch to Nick. Can one of the mods ban 60 minutes for the political shit during my football game?

[The Franchise]

How much time left in this quarter?

5 minutes

[Spott]

The NFC games have all been pretty terrible.

[LittleMeatballNick]

Maybe they find a way to incorporate kids sports gambling into this Nick broadcast?

[alanm]

Asked on Nick broadcast by female:

What happens if a player has to go to the bathroom between plays?If your a lineman you usually piss your pants.

[eDave]

Maybe they find a way to incorporate kids sports gambling into this Nick broadcast?

Yea, when are they going to teach over/under's and point spreads.

[Marcellus]

Nice throw Mitch.

[MMXcalibur]

I don't have high hopes on this game being entertaining.

[chiefswillriseup]

Looks like a catch to me

[displacedinMN]

that should be a catch

[KChiefs1]

Jimmy Graham’s favorite ice cream is vanilla.

[Marcellus]

WTF?

[Coach]

That's a catch.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

That's a catch

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

That’s a catch

[displacedinMN]

double dare.


I need to go back to cbs

[eDave]

Teach the kids that that call was FUCKING BULLSHIT and this is where you throw an empty at your TV. Maybe smack your bitch.

[KChiefs1]

Sponge Bob says it’s a catch.

[petegz28]

If that's INc then I have no idea wtf a catch is anymore...

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Unfortunately I have to root for the scumbag Saints. I got money riding on them.

[KChiefs1]

double dare.


I need to go back to cbs


I’ve decided to watch the first quarter on this kid’s network.

[Easy 6]

I find it hilarious that most of us appear to be watching on Nick.

Its a cute little novelty, for a little while anyway...

[Megatron96]

Is there any way to get that girl to, I don't know, shut up maybe?

[DaFace]

Its a cute little novelty, for a little while anyway...Yeah, I think I'll give up after 1.

[Marcellus]

OMG he dropped it.

[Coach]

Awww.... right through his hands....

[KChiefs1]

Kids watch this crap?

What happened to Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse & the Flintstones?

[displacedinMN]

HOW DO YOU DROP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rain Man]

Wow. Wow. That may be the worst drop ever.

[Marcellus]

Thats how you lose games.

[Megatron96]

ROFLBears.

[eDave]

Bloody hell.

[Easy 6]

OMG they should murder Mims at halftime

[Buehler445]

CATCH THE BALL PUSSY

[displacedinMN]

Keep track of what score should be


7-7

[Sassy Squatch]

Dumbass

[dannybcaitlyn]

Chicago can’t afford them kind of mistakes!

[Chief Roundup]

That dude will probably not get another ball thrown to him.

[DaFace]

Wow. That's awful.

[eDave]

That play will never work again.

[Munson]

Dude drops the most perfect pass Turdbisky has ever thrown. LMAO

He's gonna be public enemy #1 if they lose a close game.

[Megatron96]

Go for it. Might as well.

[Coach]

Got to go for this here, Nagy. Don't put it onto your kicker.

[mr. tegu]

“I’m a professional receiver.”

[Katie]

I find it hilarious that most of us appear to be watching on Nick.

I'm finding the Nick broadcast quite funny.

[GingaChief]

Demarcus Robinson miss-catch.....

[pugsnotdrugs19]

OMG they should murder Mims at halftime

If Mooney wasn’t out, he’s dead for sure

[eDave]

I'm finding the Nick broadcast quite funny.

It's condescending.

Hi Katie!

[Bwana]

How do you drop that?

[dannybcaitlyn]

Kick the field goal. Take the points.

[Buehler445]

Santos looks nervous as fuck. He's going to biff it.

[Rain Man]

That Bears defender casually spit out about a gallon of water. How do you generate that much saliva?

[alanm]

Kids watch this crap?

What happened to Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse & the Flintstones?Too violent.Usually on Boom you can catch them after midnight. :D

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Throw the ball

[pugsnotdrugs19]

You can’t just go OOB there.

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Fucking drop...

[eDave]

Are the Brees kids wearing their Mahomes scwhag?

[Megatron96]

Tru-biscuit does it again. Short.

[Marcellus]

Mitch aint no Mahomes. Throwing or running.

[dannybcaitlyn]

Should have done a Heinicke dive.

[ChiTown]

Please tell me that wasn’t the 4th down call there. Yikes

[DaFace]

Gotta lay out there.

[Athis]

Saints got lucky.. that could have been a late hit flag...

[Buehler445]

He had to cut back.

[Munson]

I can't believe he voluntarily went out of bounds short of the 1st down.

[KChiefs1]

Too violent.Usually on Boom you can catch them after midnight. :D


Violent????

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[Megatron96]

Demarcus Robinson miss-catch.....

What? He pretty much always catches those . . . You become a Chiefs fan last week or something?ROFL

[MMXcalibur]

If you're not going all out for the first down in that situation, you simply aren't going to do it.

Trubitchsky for sure.

[Rain Man]

Dude drops the most perfect pass Turdbisky has ever thrown. LMAO

He's gonna be public enemy #1 if they lose a close game.

I sense a meme of him and Steve Bartman that says, "two critical missed catches".

[arrwheader]

Lol trurd bitch doesn't lay out for the first. What a loser.

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[Megatron96]

I can't believe he voluntarily went out of bounds short of the 1st down.

I don't think he knew where the 1st down marker was. Even though it was right there in front of him.

[Easy 6]

If Mooney wasn’t out, he’s dead for sure

It would've changed the energy of that entire offense, just gotta get that one

[Deberg_1990]

Nick

The female cohost has her slime bucket ready to go.....who gets it?

[Megatron96]

This is the longest 5 minutes of my life.

[Rain Man]

I don't think he knew where the 1st down marker was. Even though it was right there in front of him.

Maybe the fact that it was green and orange and moving disoriented him.

[Buehler445]

Bears are fucking it off.

[Easy 6]

Come see me I'll slime ya, sweetie

[eDave]

Announcer girl loves getting slimed. An honor, she calls it.

Nice.

[Megatron96]

Maybe the fact that it was green and orange and moving disoriented him.

ROFLROFLROFL

[Pointer19]

Takes two hours to wash slime out of your hair.

[Megatron96]

Takes two hours to wash slime out of your hair.

How is that possible? Is there two hours worth of hot water in the average hot water heater?

[Shiver Me Timbers]

it takes all of us

[Pointer19]

YOUNG SHELDON. YESS. CLUTCH. LE EPIC GAMER!!!

[displacedinMN]

Takes two hours to wash slime out of your hair.

If she is cute and of age, that could be a fun 2 hours

[Megatron96]

If she is cute and of age, that could be a fun 2 hours

I don't think she is. Unless she lives in Finland.

[Pointer19]

I'm so thankful this quarter is over. Talk to you guys tonight!

[KChiefs1]

If she is cute and of age, that could be a fun 2 hours


She looks 12.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

I still can't believe that piece of shit dropped that TD

[displacedinMN]

She looks 12.

I turned it off Nick.

[LittleMeatballNick]

She looks 12.

She's 15 I think lol

[Buehler445]

Brees can still sling a little bit.

[KChiefs1]

It’s been fun kids but back to Nantz & Romo.

[TribalElder]

Mitch dropping dimes
Mitchs receivers dropping everything

[Marcellus]

That quarter took as long as the first half of the Tenn/Balt game.

[Marcellus]

This is going to be interesting.

[displacedinMN]

breesception

[Easy 6]

Thats a pick... maybe, kinda

[Marcellus]

Thats a catch I think.

[eDave]

Do something with that.

[displacedinMN]

int

[Coach]

That's an INT.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Catch

[siberian khatru]

Pick

[eDave]

turfed it. Slightly

[The Franchise]

That’s a pick.

[Buehler445]

Nothing Irrefutable there.

[KChiefs1]

Catch. INT

[PHOG]

Bears ball

[The Franchise]

Put that dude at WR for the Bears.

[Megatron96]

Not a INT.

[Munson]

That's very close.

I'd say not enough conclusive evidence to overturn the call.

[Megatron96]

That quarter took as long as the first half of the Tenn/Balt game.

Seriously. Was that the longest first Q in history or what?

[Buehler445]

Put that dude at WR for the Bears.

ROFL

[KChiefs1]

The ball can touch the ground if he is controlling it.

[ChiTown]

Not a INT.

Edit: you nailed it. That last video showed the point hit the ground

[Bwana]

That should stand, because it was called an INT on the field.

[Bwana]

Put that dude at WR for the Bears.


No kidding! LMAO

[Megatron96]

She's 15 I think lol

Legal in Finland. And Iceland, I think. By a year.

[Bwana]

BS

[displacedinMN]

seeing that -----no int.

[alanm]

Done with the Nick viewing. It was ok.

[Rain Man]

I'm watching the Nickelodeon ads, and I've concluded that the youth in our society are being fed cultural swill.

[Megatron96]

Wut?

Ta-Da. I was bound to get one right eventually.

[Danguardace]

BS

[Buehler445]

Woof.

[KChiefs1]

I'm watching the Nickelodeon ads, and I've concluded that the youth in our society are being fed cultural swill.


https://media1.giphy.com/media/aVtdz7iNVPI1W/giphy.gif

[Megatron96]

I'm watching the Nickelodeon ads, and I've concluded that the youth in our society are being fed cultural swill.

LMAO:p

[displacedinMN]

I'm watching the Nickelodeon ads, and I've concluded that the youth in our society are being fed cultural swill.

true

[staylor26]

I'm watching the Nickelodeon ads, and I've concluded that the youth in our society are being fed cultural swill.

Details please?

[alanm]

Bears get slimed (screwed)

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I'm stunned they got the review correct.

[displacedinMN]

wow. way off

[Coach]

No harm, no foul.

FG no good.

[KChiefs1]

Justified miss.

[Easy 6]

Done with the Nick viewing. It was ok.

Thanks for the reminder, time to switch back

[Megatron96]

Missed. NOR is trying to lose to the worst team in the playoffs. Now that WTF is out.

[Danguardace]

Justice for that review

[displacedinMN]

not even close

[Rain Man]

Details please?

Bad acting. Really bad acting. And maybe bad writing, but I didn't see enough to confirm.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

Lutz LOL

[Buehler445]

LOL Fucking kickers.

[comochiefsfan]

Any coach who doesn’t go for it every single time on 4th and 3 or less on the opponents side of the 50 is a complete fool.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

4th and 2 from 50 with a good offense and a dicey kicker. Coaches are such cowards in the playoffs.

[Rain Man]

LOL ****ing kickers.

In fairness, the SpongeBob thing likely distracted him.

[Megatron96]

OOB

[The Franchise]

They should have put Booger on the Nick broadcast. That way the girl could just be confused about what he’s saying the entire game like the rest of us.

[Buehler445]

Any coach who doesn’t go for it every single time on 4th and 3 or less on the opponents side of the 50 is a complete fool.

After watching Tucker biff them, I think your point is unassailable.

[Easy 6]

The dropped TD and overturned pick have sapped the Bears confidence, its all gonna be downhill from here I bet

[alanm]

trueProbably more insidious than that.

[Buehler445]

That was a quick 3 and out.

[Coach]

This camera thing they got going on on FOX looks just weird. It's like a Madden game.

[The Franchise]

Great commentary on Nick.

“It’s up in the air! Ooh!”

[New World Order]

Turdbisky

[eDave]

Details please?

Car insurance.

[Megatron96]

CHI with 54 yds of offense. ACK.

[The Franchise]

I like the Nick thing though. My kid who doesn’t like football at all came down and watched about 15 minutes of it because she said it looked cool.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

CHI with 54 yds of offense. ACK.

Well, Mims dropped 45 yards off offense that hit him right in the breadbasket.

[Coach]

INT BEARS!!!!!

[PHOG]

Bears INT

[Easy 6]

NICE

[crayzkirk]

Now that is an interception!

[displacedinMN]

oopsie

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Caught somewhere between enjoying NO failure but also wanting them to win cause I want Tampa to lose that bad.

[Megatron96]

There's Te'o. However you spell it.

Have they shown his imaginary gf in the seats yet? Is she hot?

[Buehler445]

Overturn that one, bitches.

[The Franchise]

Big man INT

[crayzkirk]

Brees had to wind up and took too long.

[The Franchise]

There's Te'o. However you spell it.

Have they shown his imaginary gf in the seats yet? Is she hot?

Her whole family is there.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Yeah, let your H-back throw deep instead of your HOF QB. Morons.

[Megatron96]

Well, Mims dropped 45 yards off offense that hit him right in the breadbasket.

So, 'hidden' offense?

[The Franchise]

Brees had to wind up and took too long.

From the sideline?

[comochiefsfan]

Sean Payton’s obsession with Taysom Hill is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen in football.

[Hammock Parties]

We have yet to see a team that has a prayer of beating the Chiefs.

[Mahomes_Is_God]

HUGE. Lets see how Chicago fucks this up.

[Megatron96]

Her whole family is there.

ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Yeah, let your H-back throw deep instead of your HOF QB. Morons.

Brees isn't getting that kind of coverage.

[ChiefRocka]

I heard Te’o has 35,000 girlfriends in the stands at todays game

Edit: lol,we all went there at same time

[crayzkirk]

From the sideline?

Okay, they all look the same in the uniforms. I guess I wasn't watching very well, you got me.

[Why Not?]

Sean Payton’s obsession with Taysom Hill is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen in football.

Truth

[Megatron96]

HUGE. Lets see how Chicago fucks this up.

First there will be a 40 yd fumble sack by Tru-biscuit . . .

[Mahomes_Is_God]

We have yet to see a team that has a prayer of beating the Chiefs.

We wont until next week. Green Bay is the only one who can challenge us.

[Megatron96]

nvm. First there will be a really stupid penalty by a bear

[Bwana]

What a bullshit call. I take it the NFL doesn't want the Bears to advance in the playoffs.

[Mahomes_Is_God]

First there will be a 40 yd fumble sack by Tru-biscuit . . .

Turned out to be unsportsmanlike LMAO

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Brees isn't getting that kind of coverage.

Doesn't matter if Hill needs to crow hop twice in the pocket.

[SupDock]

Bullshit penalty

[LiveSteam]

Game is a shit show

[staylor26]

We have yet to see a team that has a prayer of beating the Chiefs.

The Bucs have a prayer because of their weapons, but I don’t think they even make it.

[alanm]

It's the Brazillian midget!!

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

That unsportsmanlike was bullshit...

[Megatron96]

Turned out to be unsportsmanlike LMAO

Obviously Tru-bisquick is saving himself for the 2nd half . . .

[Easy 6]

What a bullshit call. I take it the NFL doesn't want the Bears to advance in the playoffs.

Garbage call, these refs clearly don't want Chicago to even breathe

[crayzkirk]

So, is the NFL going to push Brady or Brees to the SB for their farewell tour?

[displacedinMN]

if he would have missed that......

[Megatron96]

What a bullshit call. I take it the NFL doesn't want the Bears to advance in the playoffs.

You thought they had a chance to advance?

[The Franchise]

Replays with the Spongebob music is great.

[MahomesMagic]

Garbage call, these refs clearly don't want Chicago to even breathe

Get Brees more games on his farewell tour.

[displacedinMN]

do not attempt to take your lunar rover over a cliff

[crayzkirk]

I wonder how they explained the personal foul penalty on NIK?

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Really this is as good a start as Chicago could have hoped for. I was expecting them to get blown out in the first half.