*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[displacedinMN]

carter-with his baggage-may be a good fit with philly fans

[Kman34]

Damm... pick his mom as a backup tackle..

[ChiefsCountry]

And a good team gets even better.

[Bump]

well their Dline got even better

[Megatron96]

Welp, at least now that's out of the way.

[Iconic]

hope he leaves the eagles like he left the crash

[Pitt Gorilla]

Philly still killing drafts.

[Titty Meat]

I thought Chris Mortensen died?

[Rasputin]

no worries on him if we meat the Eagles again in the Super Bowl Our interior line is superior.

[xztop123]

It’s pick 9 and all top 9 picks have been men with goatee facial hair patterns.

Unreal.

[The Franchise]

Called Will Levis falling out of the top 10. One more pick and that shit is happening. Unless someone trades up for him…which I doubt.

[Bump]

they had 0 sacks in the Superbowl so figured better go d-line

[Red Dawg]

The hoes with their hands out. Suspension looming every year for that dipshit.

[Titty Meat]

And a good team gets even better.

They still have nobody who can cover Andy's toys tho

[St. Patty's Fire]

Called Will Levis falling out of the top 10. One more pick and that shit is happening. Unless someone trades up for him…which I doubt.

teams realized he’s mids

[SAGA45]

Philly still killing drafts.

Howie Roseman is that dude.

[Red Dawg]

Looks like Barney

[ChiefsFan63]

I feel like ESPN is low key tipping picks

That's why I am watching NFLN. Rich Eisen won't do that.

[ChiefsCountry]

They still have nobody who can cover Andy's toys tho

Nobody does though

[The Franchise]

You know who didn’t leave the scene of a crime? Warren Sapp.

[Mecca]

I know the Bears pick... people here are gonna be mad.

[Iconic]

Called Will Levis falling out of the top 10. One more pick and that shit is happening. Unless someone trades up for him…which I doubt.

for the best. he needs to go somewhere he can sit for a while

[Couch-Potato]

NOT my favorite pick.

[Titty Meat]

That's why I am watching NFLN. Rich Eisen won't do that.

I'm sitting outside since it's nice ESPN was the only stream I could find

[Womble]

Their D has improved massively from 'no where near good enough to stop Mahomes' to 'still not good enough to stop Mahomes'

[xztop123]

Pick #10 will be a guy with a goatee.

[dannybcaitlyn]

One step closer to Gibbs..

[Rain Man]

I thought Chris Mortensen died?

You're thinking of Prince.

[ChiefsCountry]

Bears are going to Bear

[Sassy Squatch]

Fucking Christ McAfee is a pick and a half ahead of the TV.

[Mecca]

Bears are going to Bear

Lol...it's someone people here pined for..

[Rain Man]

Carter talks like a 75 year-old man with no teeth.

[DRM08]

Philly still killing drafts.

And they managed to cheat the cap for the next 4 years with Jalen Hurts' deal. They're going to continue to be a loaded team moving forward. I wish someone else in the NFC would step the hell up and challenge them.

[SupDock]

Fucking Christ McAfee is a pick and a half ahead of the TV.

Yep

Called the 1st pick before goodell took the stage.

[Titty Meat]

You're thinking of Prince.

He's going to announce his death was faked and perform when the Chiefs are on the clock making the draft in KC the most epic event of all time

[Megatron96]

We need a real WR. Just became a number one priority.

[Titty Meat]

Lol...it's someone people here pined for..

Hyatt?

[Mecca]

Say bye to Darnell Wright.

[poolboy]

no receivers yet

[493rd]

That’s awfully high for Wright

[The Franchise]

Keep taking those OTs.

[DenverChief]

I know the Bears pick... people here are gonna be mad.

Darnell Wright??

[Mecca]

That’s awfully high for Wright

It's gonna be all over yhe place because teams do t evaluate the same.

[Dunerdr]

Yep

Called the 1st pick before goodell took the stage.

The sleeper app is 10 minutes ahead of tv

[Mecca]

Titans gotta be Levis right?

[The Franchise]

Titans gotta be Levis right?

That would be dumb. They should take Hooker instead.

[Iconic]

biggest wtf moment so far is probably the cards trading up for paris

things have been surprisingly straight forward

so far....

[Couch-Potato]

Dang first of my guys taken. One of these guys, please...

DE Murphy
WR Hyatt
RB Gibbs
ER McDonald
DT Smith

[Rain Man]

The name Darnell always brings up this image for me.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BN2E5NTRhZjQtMGIxZS00NWIzLTg5YjEtYjhkMzBmYjg4MGIwXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTI0MDY5NzI@._V1_.jpg

[ChiefsCountry]

Titans gotta be Levis right?

Titans are MartyBall

[Raiderhater]

And they managed to cheat the cap for the next 4 years with Jalen Hurts' deal. They're going to continue to be a loaded team moving forward. I wish someone else in the NFC would step the hell up and challenge them.

They could be the Buffalo and lose four SBs in a row. The only difference being all four losses would be handed to them by the same team.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Damn Bears should have drafted that guys GF she had 100 pounds on him easy

[Titty Meat]

Titans gotta be Levis right?

Who's their LT?

[TambaBerry]

Not a fan of wright

[redshirt32]

switching to nfl network espn kinda sucks

[DRM08]

They could be the Buffalo and lose four SBs in a row. The only difference being all four losses would be handed to them by the same team.

Let's hope so. But I want to see a tougher road for them in the NFC playoffs. It was ridiculously easy for them last season. NFC is a joke.

[Mecca]

With that Wright pick...the Chiefs aren't getting an OT at 31.

[Rain Man]

Who's their LT?

Whoever steps in for Taylor Lewan over the final 14 games every year.

[Dunerdr]

The name Darnell always brings up this image for me.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BN2E5NTRhZjQtMGIxZS00NWIzLTg5YjEtYjhkMzBmYjg4MGIwXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTI0MDY5NzI@._V1_.jpg

“Hey Earl”

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Not sure I like the Chiefs picking last every year, I'll run outta beer.

[Iconic]

With that Wright pick...the Chiefs aren't getting an OT at 31.

its okay think about all the wrs :)

[Tribal Warfare]

Damn Bears should have drafted that guys GF she had 100 pounds on him easy

I think that was his sister

[Womble]

Please trade up Burnt Quiche damn it.

[Balto]

Damn Bears should have drafted that guys GF she had 100 pounds on him easy

Might have been his mom. Moms look young these days

[WhawhaWhat]

They should let Vrabel draft from home every year.

[Dunerdr]

Whoever steps in for Taylor Lewan over the final 14 games every year.

Lewan got cut

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

TEN may take Gibbs

[ChiefsCountry]

There goes Skoronski

[Mecca]

Skoronski is very safe... basically Joe Thuney.

[Titty Meat]

Gay ass ESPN tipping the picks

[poolboy]

titans got no qb....hmm

[CatinKS]

Had a teammate tell me that at a college player family great together, that good football players had a "Big Momma" this draft shows this true for each pick in the green room.

[Sassy Squatch]

LMAO Packers going to draft a WR in the first out of spitem

[notorious]

Not sure I like the Chiefs picking last every year, I'll run outta beer.

Always more at the store.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Chiefs could trade up now at any time for Gibbs!

[ChiefsCountry]

Bet the Lions do something crazy

[Molitoth]

Titans gotta protect that running back ....

[Mecca]

Y'all this Detroit pick is nuts..

[ChiefsCountry]

Y'all this Detroit pick is nuts..

People are going to be pissed

[Dunerdr]

Good bye Gibbs

[Rain Man]

I was wondering if Skoronski was related to Bob Skoronski of the Packers.

Bob was a left tackle back when right tackles were the premier tackle. You were power running Jim Taylor to the strong side in those days.

[redshirt32]

sob

[ChiefsCountry]

Lions take Gibbs

[Coach]

Holy cow....

[The Franchise]

Lolwut?

[ChiefsFan63]

Oh wow. Didn't see that coming.

[SAGA45]

Lmao

[tk13]

Lions offense is already legit. He's going to be a monster behind that offensive line.

[Couch-Potato]

Damn!!!!

[Gravedigger]

Makes sense, dammit Lions.

[Rain Man]

I bet we don't take a running back in the first round.

[notorious]

2 running backs in the top 12.

How fucking retarded are NFL front offices?

[Couch-Potato]

Another one of my list...

DE Murphy
WR Hyatt
ER McDonald
DT Smith

[tredadda]

Chiefs could trade up now at any time for Gibbs!

Welp.

[Dante84]

Let's go get Swift baby

[MMXcalibur]

Can you give the ball to 3 running backs on one play?

[Skyy God]

Thank god the RB to KC Truefan nonsense is over.

[Mecca]

Seahawks killed the Lions taking Weatherspoon.

[dirk digler]

Lions are going to be a fun team to watch

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

FUCK!

[FloridaMan88]

Getting nervous that WR’s might start going now with Green Bay.

[Womble]

Even the Lions have better Cheerleaders than ours.

[RunKC]

I’m absolutely shocked that Darnell Wrifht went before Broderick Jones. And I LOVED Darnell Wright

[redshirt32]

still a few CBs and all WR on the board

[KCUnited]

Dammit OT and RB off the board for KC

[Red Dawg]

What? Gibbs already? Another RB? Effing stupid.

[The Franchise]

There’s no way they aren’t just trading Swift now right?

[Iconic]

in that ben johnson offense, gibbs is gonna be so ****ing nasty man.

but boy talk about a reach pick with all that corner talent on the board

[Dunerdr]

Send a 6 for swift and draft edge or wr

[Skyy God]

Welp.

Hog was wrong??

Shocked. Shocked I tell ya.

[Sassy Squatch]

Lions going to go full retard on offense and draft a WR at 18?

[493rd]

Do it GB…take Levis

[Red Dawg]

He's better than the first one.

[Stinger]

Can you give the ball to 3 running backs on one play?

Wildcat with a double reverse????

[TambaBerry]

I’m absolutely shocked that Darnell Wrifht went before Broderick Jones. And I LOVED Darnell Wright

Cause Jones isn't going to be good

[notorious]

Hog just slammed his last 16 oz Natty and his old lady isn’t back with more.

This might get ugly.

[Dante84]

Seriously, I would throw Detroit a 5th for DeAndre Swift.

[tredadda]

Wooooo! Jonas Brothers. Waited all draft for this moment.

[BigBeauford]

Lmaoooo @ Bud Lite.

[poolboy]

more bud light damage control...yeah I know take it to the political forum

[staylor26]

I'm loving the way the board has fallen so far.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Hog was wrong??

Shocked. Shocked I tell ya.

It's really hurting. I might take a bath with a toaster.

[cmh6476]

I feel like these picks play right into the Chiefs strategy, I'm sure. Who is Detroit gonna give one of them rbs to?

[Iconic]

please green bay do not draft a wr u fucking pussies

[BigBeauford]

I'm loving the way the board has fallen so far.

We are going to get a seriously good player, I can feel it.

[Red Dawg]

No wrs and 2 rbs? Did they watch us win the SB with 7th round rb that put out first round RB on the bench.

[ROYC75]

Lions are going to be a fun team to watch

Yep!

[poolboy]

only 20 picks to go

[FRCDFED]

Seriously, I would throw Detroit a 5th for DeAndre Swift.

This

[cmh6476]

I'm loving the way the board has fallen so far.

Tackles dropping, but let everyone take qbs. Levis anyone?

[BigRedChief]

So does this draft bode well for Veach so far to do his thang or is it still too early?

[notorious]

No wrs and 2 rbs? Did they watch us win the SB with 7th round rb that put out first round RB on the bench.

It’s been said thousands of times on here.

Drafting a RB in the 1st round is as stupid as it gets.

[Mecca]

Ahaha Packers Packered.

[Coach]

in that ben johnson offense, gibbs is gonna be so ****ing nasty man.

but boy talk about a reach pick with all that corner talent on the board

Detroit also has the 18th pick as well.

[Sassy Squatch]

Jeez. WRs dropping badly

[Pitt Gorilla]

I'm loving the way the board has fallen so far.

Absolutely. Take a couple more RBs and QBs.

[ChiefsCountry]

Packers take Van Ness

[The Franchise]

Mayer goes here. Has to.

[cmh6476]

Damn hot chick's

[The Franchise]

Nevermind. Lol

[Womble]

Van Ness's girlfriend is a 10.

[KCJake]

Damn look at those b!tches!!!!!!

[BossChief]

Shit.

[dannybcaitlyn]

Packers going get the number one pick 2024

[smithandrew051]

Dude just looks like he’d play for Green Bay

[notorious]

Dude is surrounded by your average midwestern skanks.

[displacedinMN]

Damn hot chick's

Thought the same thing

[kccrow]

I'm just happy that Gibbs didn't end up elsewhere in the AFC West.

[Skyy God]

Good pick by GB.

[Titty Meat]

Sorry Boss Chief

[Red Dawg]

Packers fans not understanding they are now going to suck.

[Iconic]

fuck. great pick. i love van ness so much man.

[jjchieffan]

One of the wide receivers is going to fall to KC. Probably Zay Flowers

[Couch-Potato]

Damn! Those Van Ness Highlights were pretty amazing! I guess I was sleeping on him some.

[Titty Meat]

Dammit OT and RB off the board for KC

Harrison still there

[KurtCobain]

Were trading down and taking Cody Mauch with our first pick.

[Mecca]

One of the wide receivers is going to fall to KC. Probably Zay Flowers

God I hope so...

[displacedinMN]

ABC running a different broadcast from ESPN?

No wonder they are losing money

[redshirt32]

Dam iowa girlss me likey

[smithandrew051]

Is there a small white wide receiver on the board for the Patriots?

[Couch-Potato]

Gibbs is the new Barry Sanders?

[poolboy]

Coming close to 20, Verch is fully locked and loaded

[493rd]

Here’s the first WR…

[Iconic]

Detroit also has the 18th pick as well.

i count about 4 true first round talent wrs. as long as enough are there in the 20s we can snag one.

[RaidersOftheCellar]

Won’t be at all surprised if Richardson is the best NFL QB in the class.

[KCJake]

Jeez. WRs dropping badly

This is great news. Don’t jinx it

[FloridaMan88]

Steelers trade up. Doubt they are taking a WR.

[Titty Meat]

Van Ness got the bootleg Gracie Hunt

[Gravedigger]

That's gotta be Broderick Jones

[WhawhaWhat]

I want to know who that dude was that got yanked out of the shot.

[Couch-Potato]

Can Murphy make it past Lions and SEA to us?

[Coach]

i count about 4 true first round talent wrs. as long as enough are there in the 20s we can snag one.

Yeah, Detroit don't need a receiver at this stage. They do need defensive help, and they probably can get a CB at 18 if the draft falls their way. Not only Gonzalez, but there's that Porter kid too. Wouldn't sleep on Brents either.

[RunKC]

Steelers are absolutely taking Jones here

[SAGA45]

Van Ness got the bootleg Gracie Hunt

Looked like he had two girlfriends there.

[Skyy God]

Van Ness is the Furious George of the 2023 draft.

[Titty Meat]

Looked like he had two girlfriends there.

You aren't counting that little boy as 1 are you?

[Mecca]

Yeah, Detroit don't need a receiver at this stage. They do need defensive help, and they probably can get a CB at 18 if the draft falls their way. Not only Gonzalez, but there's that Porter kid too. Wouldn't sleep on Brents either.

Deonte Banks

[BigRedChief]

Van Ness's girlfriend is a 10.

Best she’s going to go in Iowa.

[RINGLEADER]

I wanted Jones if we went OT.

[redshirt32]

Any teams left that need a QB?

[493rd]

Jets could take Gonzalez and pair him with Sauce

[KCUnited]

Dam iowa girlss me likey

Then textbook Chicago suburban basic bishes

[Titty Meat]

KC has the most beautiful draft background at night just amazing

[bigjosh]

I cum a bit every time a tackle comes off the board and these wrs keep sliding


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[redshirt32]

OT

[Coach]

Deonte Banks

That too. Forgot about him. So, it appears they are playing it perfectly at this stage.

[Iconic]

jesus christ gonzalez, banks, and porter are still on the board LOL????????????????????

[The Franchise]

We don’t need CB but Gonzales would be awesome.

[Skyy God]

Looked like he had two girlfriends there.

It’s a brave new world.

[wazu]

KC has the most beautiful draft background at night just amazing

Pretty sure we're the best city on Earth.

[Rain Man]

What proportion of draft picks who have snakes end up being good picks? I bet it's low.

[Chief Roundup]

The WR class must really suck in these teams eyes.

[ChiefsFan63]

KC has the most beautiful draft background at night just amazing

It looks amazing. Much better than Vegas last year.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Any teams left that need a QB?

Denver

[Rainbarrel]

Serious family discussions happen at the Waffle house

[Skyy God]

Snake guys are freaks.

[Dunerdr]

A very pitt pick

[Raiderhater]

Any teams left that need a QB?

Every team that’s not the Chiefs,

[Pitt Gorilla]

Dammit

[Skyy God]

What proportion of draft picks who have snakes end up being good picks? I bet it's low.

Solid logic.

[Iconic]

The WR class must really suck in these teams eyes.

a little bit of everything. no real consensus blue chippers + majority of wr needy teams are picking in the bottom half

[Pitt Gorilla]

The WR class must really suck in these teams eyes.

Pretty sure we already knew that.

[dannybcaitlyn]

Sooo once one WR goes there will be a run.. maybe

[Couch-Potato]

Jets trde candidate here?

[redshirt32]

half way home

[Toad]

Entire Jets war room on the phone…

[Rain Man]

Why are the Jonas brothers being interviewed? They can't even name a single player from their supposed favorite team. This is embarrassing.

[xztop123]

The draft feels helpless when we win the Super Bowl.

[Dunerdr]

Why are the Jonas brothers being interviewed? They can't even name a single player from their supposed favorite team. This is embarrassing.

Weird cross promotion right

[Couch-Potato]

Snake guys are freaks.

I recall the DT the cardinals took with the impossible last name that was an oddball, the kid that said he wanted a panther after he was drafted, was a reptile guy, a draft bust, and a bit of a freak.

[redshirt32]

Dam KC crowd hangin in there

[BryanBusby]

Belichick is washed

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Jets will take the top WR to make FagFace happy

[poolboy]

Entire Jets war room on the phone…


working those phones bad

[CupidStunt]

If Veach is targeting WR or DL, not OL, trade up makes sense. Get YOUR guy BEFORE the run starts rather than scrambling after (like the Bills after we stole McDuffie from them LMAO).

[Pitt Gorilla]

(Had a dream last night that we took smith-njigba, not that it means anything)

[poolboy]

must be a trade down

[Dante84]

I see the Cardinals are at 33....

Would you slide back 2 spots (and lose a 5th year on the player) for Hopkins (if they cover some cash)? I would...

[redshirt32]

Gota be somin for roger

[notorious]

Jets will take the top WR to make bundle of sticksFace happy

Dat filter LMAO

[Raiderhater]

I see the Cardinals are at 33....

Would you slide back 2 spots (and lose a 5th year on the player) for Hopkins (if they cover some cash)? I would...

Why not just take a young receiver on the cheap and save a draft pick?

[Sassy Squatch]

Wut. Alrighty then Jets

[ChiefsCountry]

Jets going to Jet

[KCJake]

The pick is in !! Fck man shut up already

[Coach]

Why not just take a young receiver on the cheap and save a draft pick?

And retain that 5th year option as well.

[Couch-Potato]

I see the Cardinals are at 33....

Would you slide back 2 spots (and lose a 5th year on the player) for Hopkins (if they cover some cash)? I would...

Deal.

[poolboy]

everybody is playing keep away from the Chiefs

[Rasputin]

(Had a dream last night that we took smith-njigba, not that it means anything)


Got a - in the name so it makes since.

[displacedinMN]

go kid

[Coach]

Wow, I didn't realize Zach Wilson shrunk himself.

[Mecca]

Will McDonald wow

[Iconic]

if we get to pick 15 without a single wr taken.

i am betting the house chiefs leave thursday night with one

alr boys. place ur f0000kin bets.

*altho i will say i did not anticipate the patriots to trade out of #14

[Mecca]

Ahead of Nolan Smith..

[Dante84]

Oh wow. Jets lost Jones to the Steelers, and then shit their pants. They looked shell-shocked.

McDonald is a reach that high.

[Dartgod]

They're just doing this so the Jets fans won't boo this pick.

[suzzer99]

Lol Jets

[Womble]

Lmao. What a dude.

[493rd]

Fuck you NY

[Rain Man]

Is it rude to dislike a Make A Wish kid?

[ChiefsCountry]

The Make A Wish kid has a better looking suit than the NFL players

[Couch-Potato]

Whoa! Another one of my guys off the list...damn.

Loved that kids energy!

[SAGA45]

Kyle living his best life! I love it!!!

[Gravedigger]

BIG REACH JETS

[redshirt32]

what ok then that kid was was awesome

[Rain Man]

Wow, McDonald went a lot higher than I expected. I thought he was a strong candidate for us.

[smithandrew051]

Good pick. Dude could be as good as Vernon Gholston.

[Sassy Squatch]

Why wouldn't you just take Gonzales and have an insane secondary

[Dunerdr]

McDonald actually makes sense for saleh I wouldn’t have picked it but now that I think about it

[RunKC]

LMAO

[Iconic]

biggest reach of the draft

eeeeezzzz

but i will say scheme fit wise i think he works out well there