*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").

Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=16921719)
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=348549)
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=16924800)
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=16925820)
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=348560)
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=16926505)
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=348563)

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=347732).

View the 2022 Draft thread here (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=343596)
View the 2021 Draft thread here (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=338079)
View the 2020 Draft thread here (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=330795)
View the 2019 Draft thread here (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=322548)
View the 2018 Draft thread here (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=315098)
View the 2017 Draft thread here (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=307373)

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[ModSocks]

1st!

[Easy 6]

IN, Dante ALWAYS nails the draft threads

[wazu]

It's so satisfying to watch the NFL draft after seeing the Chiefs win the Superbowl. On top of that it's in KC, and to me it seems like we're set up for an all-time wild Draft Day 1. Let's go!!!!

[Iconic]

****in in

outside of a chiefs sb this is arguably the second most enjoyable thing about football. 3 straight days of cp drama, rage, heartbreak, and excitement. i am so ready.

[KCUnited]

May God bless you

[ChiefsFan63]

This is gonna be FUN!

[Sassy Squatch]

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[The Franchise]

Can’t wait for that trade up for a LT!

[scho63]

Dante is to Draft Threads as
Rainman is to Poll Threads

[PHOG]

I want to see evrybody else try and beat the CHIEFS thru FA and the draft. They tried to last year, try again this year. Bwahahahaha

[Rasputin]

path to the next Lombardi begins

[Chiefnj2]

Spoiler - all networks go to commercial just as KC picks.

[Icon]

I agree it sucks spoiling picks but it's getting harder and harder when the draft is on 3 separate networks who are not all in sync especially in the later rounds.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Keen af.

Got the day off work and watching with a few mates, one of which is a Panthers fan. Will be fun.

[Rasputin]

Can’t wait for that trade up for a LT!

<img src="https://i.gifer.com/Ozt3.gif" alt="GIF images fan chiefs - animated GIF on GIFER"/>

[KCUnited]

There's still time for Beef Venison to package some picks and CEH for Tunsil

[redfan]

A weapon or protection for Pat, LFG :clap:

[PHOG]

Noone knows, IBVIT

[Dante84]

Can’t wait for that trade up for a LT!

Get the good ol boy chiefs fan gif from Fisher’s pick ready!!

[In58men]

It’ll be Zay Flowers.

MARK IT DOWN!!!!

[staylor26]

Daniel Jeremiah has Darnell Wright falling to the Chiefs at 31 in his mock.

Sign me up!

[Hammock Parties]

read player names, profit

[BryanBusby]

Right now my feeling is Gibbs, Harrison or Hyatt. One of the 3 will fall to 31.

Dark horse contender is Mazi Smith because I know Brett can't resist a Wolverine with a record.

[Couch-Potato]

I'm so down!

One of these 6, please.

OT Wright
DE Murphy
ER McDonald
WR Hyatt
RB Gibbs
DT Smith

[Woogieman]

Spoiler alert: there will be at least one CPer kicked out for trying to peek under the network table to catch a glimpse of Colleen Wolfe's panty-hamster

[Rainbarrel]

Why hasn't Barretta Vette signed these picks yet

[Couch-Potato]

<img src="https://i.gifer.com/Ozt3.gif" alt="GIF images fan chiefs - animated GIF on GIFER"/>

Really hoping we get a parady of this moment from a couple of savvy fans

[BossChief]

Pick one, Brett

Van Ness
Carter
Smith
Flowers
Kancey
SI
Gibbs
McDonald
Anderson
Wright
Jones
Johnson
Harrison
Adebawore

[Graystoke]

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[KC Hawks]

KC Chiefs are my favorite team in the NFL draft

[Couch-Potato]

Here's how tomorrow will play out...

1. Chris Jones extension announcement
2. Deandre Hopkins trade announcement
3. Chiefs trade up in the first for OT Wright, DE Murphy, ER McDonald, WR Hyatt, DT Smith or RB Gibbs

Chief's Nation goes wild!!!

[Hammock Parties]

hearing reports of epic CP content brewing...by our powers combined...

[BossChief]

Chris Simms just said he could see scenarios where Van Ness falls all the way to the end of the first like Karlaftis did last year. Teams looking at him as strictly an edge guy have questions about his ability strictly as an edge guy. Talked about scheme fits in sone teams doesn’t mKe sense.

I’m getting hard again because that would be back to back years of dream scenarios.

[Rasputin]

I'm really interested to see who the Denver Broncos pick with their 5th overall pick. Oh wait they don't have a first round pick or second round pick those belong to Seattle. They don't even have the ammo to move up in the draft with 5 picks


LET'S RIDE

[smithandrew051]

Okay now THIS is epic

[Titty Meat]

To the next 10 years of greatness


Let's get it!

[TwistedChief]

Chris Simms just said he could see scenarios where Van Ness falls all the way to the end of the first like Karlaftis did last year. Teams looking at him as strictly an edge guy have questions about his ability strictly as an edge guy. Talked about scheme fits in sone teams doesn’t mKe sense.

I’m getting hard again because that would be back to back years of dream scenarios.

He also said he could see him going 10-15 so who knows at this point… It’s gonna be a fun one regardless.

[TambaBerry]

BJ Ojulari, i think he will be our pick tomorrow. Slide Omenihu inside and bring him out for the speed along with Jones and Karlaftis and thats a pretty salty damn pass rushing group.

[Rasputin]

Is Chris Collinsworth the biggest dumbass (rip MM) ?


He wants the Chiefs to draft QB Hendon Hooker with our first round pick.



Dumbass / milkman

[Sofa King]

Please ban Balto and Couch Potato from this thread.

That being said, we're going to jump in front of Buffalo and take whoever they were going to pick, again. The trade with the Bills for Mahomes, jumping the Bills to take McDuffie, and this year jumping them to take _________. That would be glorious. I want to see their war room sad again.

[Titty Meat]

Daniel Jeremiah has Darnell Wright falling to the Chiefs at 31 in his mock.

Sign me up!

He would play LT right?

[Rasputin]

For me one of the highlights of the first round, hell second round too is not watching a Denver Donkey draft pick walk across the stage to shake Roger Goodells hand.



Let's Ride



FDF

[BossChief]

He would play LT right?

If we draft one of the top 5 OTs, Taylor will be our right tackle. BV, AR and JT clearly all said this.

[The Franchise]

If we draft one of the top 5 OTs, Taylor will be our right tackle. BV, AR and JT clearly all said this.

No they didn’t. LMAO

They said if they draft a LT that Taylor has proven that he can play RT at a high level. They didn’t say shit about drafting a LT and automatically moving Taylor to RT.

[Dartgod]

NO SPOILERS!!!!!

[Rasputin]

NO SPOILERS!!!!!





I agree

[Kiimo]

I can't believe I clicked all those

[Dartgod]

I can't believe I clicked all those

I can.

[Rasputin]

They sure like showing heart warming stories on NFLnet.

[BossChief]

No they didn’t. LMAO

They said if they draft a LT that Taylor has proven that he can play RT at a high level. They didn’t say shit about drafting a LT and automatically moving Taylor to RT.

Veach said in his presser that if they draft a LT they already know Taylor’s tape at RT. He’s paid the same amount aav as between the first and second highest paid RT. They wouldn’t be “moving Taylor to RT” they would be keeping him at the position he played in college and the pros.

What do you think that comment means, man?

Taylor likely can play LT and even play it at a high level possibly…but if they draft a LT, is no guarantee that Taylor plays LT.

[BryanBusby]

Nothing will top the tragedy draft of 2020.

Everyone was a tragedy.

[Kman34]

Its another rebuilding year...:)

[Rasputin]

Nothing will top the tragedy draft of 2020.

Everyone was a tragedy.


Are you kidding? We got Willie Gay and L'Jarius Sneed in that draft.

[BryanBusby]

Are you kidding? We got Willie Gay and L'Jarius Sneed in that draft.
Woosh.

[royr17]

Let's draft Gibbs. The next Jamaal Charles. Trade CEH and give Gibbs # 25

[BossChief]

Let's draft Gibbs. The next Jamaal Charles. Trade CEH and give Gibbs # 25

I’d like it better trading up from 63 to get him, but I wouldn’t be mad if we took him at 31 and did that…but I bet Veach can slide down a few picks to a team wanting a QB at 31 and get another late third/early fourth in the trade back and still get an impact player in the early 2nd.

This draft is pretty strong from 20-45/50

Sure would be awesome to see Gibbs in #25 though. Unfair

[cabletech94]

In Brett Veach we trust!!!

Can’t wait!!

[Pitt Gorilla]

Chiefs owned the draft last year and, literally, own it this year. Let's go!

[CupidStunt]

Here's my one and only prediction. Not meant to be bold, just is what it is.

Chiefs will draft a couple guys early we aren't - for the most part - expecting. There'll be mixed reactions. But within a week, there'll be lots of posts talking about how we should've expected it all along, how it makes so much sense, fits Veach's MO, etc.

I'm not saying they'd be homer takes either. I just think during draft season we tend to forget about what we know of the team and fall in line with the groupthink stuff. There are probably a good handful of guys routinely mocked to KC that Veach wouldn't even consider drafting.

[Chargem]

Should be a great draft to watch. I feel like the roster is in a good place, its not stacked enough that they can take "luxury picks" but I don't feel like they have any dire needs. They could really go in almost any direction with the first few picks.

[Rasputin]

Let's

Fucking

Go

[Coogs]

It's Draft Day!

May Brett, Andy, and the rest of the Chiefs staff be on top of their game these next 3 days and allow us to continue this glourious ride we have been on these past 5 years and extend it for many more seasons to come! :toast:

Screw parity!!!

[Bronco_buster2]

It’s great to be a Chief’s fan! Literally, anyone Veach picks I’m going to automatically assume is the right pick. No more making mind up who they ‘have’ to get if they’re available only to be disappointed when they don’t.

[Easy 6]

Let's draft Gibbs. The next Jamaal Charles. Trade CEH and give Gibbs # 25

Nah, JC deserves to have that number retired

[Mecca]

Nah, JC deserves to have that number retired

Man with the lack of numbers for the amount of guys on a team we're gonna hit a point where retiring a number is damn near impossible.

[Red Dawg]

Nah, JC deserves to have that number retired

Nom he doesn't. Loved him but no.

[staylor26]

Schrager has the Chiefs taking Jalin Hyatt in his final mock.

[Mecca]

Schrager has the Chiefs taking Jalin Hyatt in his final mock.

NOOOOO!

[MahomesMagic]

Here's my one and only prediction. Not meant to be bold, just is what it is.

Chiefs will draft a couple guys early we aren't - for the most part - expecting. There'll be mixed reactions. But within a week, there'll be lots of posts talking about how we should've expected it all along, how it makes so much sense, fits Veach's MO, etc.

I'm not saying they'd be homer takes either. I just think during draft season we tend to forget about what we know of the team and fall in line with the groupthink stuff. There are probably a good handful of guys routinely mocked to KC that Veach wouldn't even consider drafting.

You can be the best amateur film guy but you still won't know the medical and character stuff the teams have.

[dirk digler]

I am in but I have no idea on most of these guys so just tell me if they are good or suck and I will mostly believe you. :D

[farmerchief]

I ran the espn draft simulator this morning, and when it came time for Chiefs first pick, Zay Flowers and Myles Murphy were both available. That would be interesting to see whom the Chiefs would pick?

[Urc Burry]

Quentin Johnston odds went crazy. Chargers to +170. We are second at +750. 170 are the lowest odds out of anyone going past the top 10. I try to not look too much into the Vegas odds, but that is crazy to me

[BleedingRed]

Make sure to join Discord tonight to get real-time convos!

[RaidersOftheCellar]

Is Chris Collinsworth the biggest dumbass (rip MM) ?


He wants the Chiefs to draft QB Hendon Hooker with our first round pick.



Dumbass / milkman

Out of his damn mind.

[Lzen]

It's so satisfying to watch the NFL draft after seeing the Chiefs win the Superbowl. On top of that it's in KC, and to me it seems like we're set up for an all-time wild Draft Day 1. Let's go!!!!

It is so cool that we won the SB and the draft is in KC in the same year.

And I cannot wait until the home opener. The first SB they won (in my lifetime), I didn't get to see a trophy presentation or banner or whatever they do because of it being the first year of COVID. This year's season opener should be incredible. :)

[ptlyon]

Thread wasn't made at midnight.

/Thread fail

[RealSNR]

DaFace has anal leakage

[Lzen]

Is Chris Collinsworth the biggest dumbass (rip MM) ?


He wants the Chiefs to draft QB Hendon Hooker with our first round pick.



Dumbass / milkman

I saw that. WTF? Is he smoking crack?

[Balto]

We trade #31 for Hopkins yet?

[Lzen]

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Not sure what that pic was supposed to be but I'm curious what's Skeletor's 40 time. He looked kinda fast. :D

[Lzen]

I'm so down!

One of these 6, please.

OT Wright
DE Murphy
ER McDonald
WR Hyatt
RB Gibbs
DT Smith

I don't follow this much but I did just see a mock with the Chiefs picking that LT from Oklahoma. What would you think of that?

[crispystl]

Out of his damn mind.

Nooooowww heeeere's a guy...

[Sassy Squatch]

Not sure what that pic was supposed to be but I'm curious what's Skeletor's 40 time. He looked kinda fast. :D
It was a car spoiler.

[Chargem]

Not sure what that pic was supposed to be but I'm curious what's Skeletor's 40 time. He looked kinda fast. :D

The pic is a spoiler, from a car

[TambaBerry]

I don't follow this much but I did just see a mock with the Chiefs picking that LT from Oklahoma. What would you think of that?

Harrison to me is the 2nd best tackle in the draft, thats who I want us to pick but ive learned my lesson from questioning Veach.

[Lzen]

That would be one of the most crappy, generic looking spoilers ever. Is this the kind of thing those Gen Z morons put on their cars along with the fart pipe?

[Sassy Squatch]

That would be one of the most crappy, generic looking spoilers ever. Is this the kind of thing those Gen Z morons put on their cars along with the fart pipe?
LMAO it was a joke. Thread title says no spoilers.

[The Franchise]

That would be one of the most crappy, generic looking spoilers ever. Is this the kind of thing those Gen Z morons put on their cars along with the fart pipe?

Calm it down, Grandpa.

[TLO]

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[TambaBerry]

Report of Titans trying to move up to 3

[TribalElder]

In.... even if not until page7 or whatever ROFL

Lets Go!!!!!!!!

[redfan]

In.... even if not until page7 or whatever ROFL

Lets Go!!!!!!!!

Or barely page two...

[Mecca]

Harrison to me is the 2nd best tackle in the draft, thats who I want us to pick but ive learned my lesson from questioning Veach.

Whoa Whoa Whoa, you think he's better than Paris Johnson or Broderick Jones?

I'll accept Skoronski if you think he's a guard even though his hands are really really good and Wright cause of style but those other 2 huh?

[Mecca]

Report of Titans trying to move up to 3

The Titans are going to get Stroud, there's to much smoke they want a QB, they are going into a start over phase.

[TambaBerry]

Whoa Whoa Whoa, you think he's better than Paris Johnson or Broderick Jones?

I'll accept Skoronski if you think he's a guard even though his hands are really really good and Wright cause of style but those other 2 huh?

I think he is only behind Paris Johnson, im counting Skoronski as a guard. I don't like either jones or wright though.

[Mecca]

I think he is only behind Paris Johnson, im counting Skoronski as a guard. I don't like either jones or wright though.

I think Jones has the best ceiling of any of the OT's for the Chiefs I'd actually rate him higher than Johnson...

Skoronski is gonna surprise people, he's tough, and his hands are good. I went into watching him going on short arm OT that's a guard, but when anyone with length tries to use that he gets their hands down immediately every time, technique is on point dude is smart.

[cabletech94]

Let's

****ing

Go

but but but im low on gas, and you need a jacket!!

awwww fuck it!!!!

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!

[The Franchise]

The Titans would be smart to try and get Hopkins out of that deal for the #3 pick.

[The Franchise]

Brendan Donahue from Sharp Football Analysis is supposedly one of the most accurate mock drafters. This is who he's had us taking since March 16th.

31. Kansas City Chiefs, Top Draft Pick Prediction: Anton Harrison, OT, Oklahoma

The Chiefs decided not to tag starting left tackle Orlando Brown. However, they did sign Jawaan Taylor to take over one of their vacant tackle positions. They still need to address the other whether Taylor plays left or right. Harrison played 803 snaps at left tackle and 53 at right tackle last season at Oklahoma, allowing only one sack per PFF. He had a top-30 visit with the Chiefs on April 6th.

[BryanBusby]

Can Stroud play offensive line for them?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

This thread needs stickied for a few days

[TambaBerry]

Can't wait for this place to explode when we wait all night to see our pick and trade down haha

[ChiefBlueCFC]

Hendon Hooker here we come apparently… right collinsworth lmao holy moly

[Mecca]

Hendon Hooker here we come apparently… right collinsworth lmao holy moly

He might go at 31..if we trade with Minnesota...

[wazu]

Obviously we all like to laugh at the Broncos not having picks because they gave them up to get Russ, but that team wasn't going to contend anyway.

Can you imagine being a Dolphins fan today, though? Your dipshit owner directly shivved his own team with his stupidity. And it's a team that looks like it can compete at a high level, which just makes it hurt that much more.

[Skyy God]

Obviously we all like to laugh at the Broncos not having picks because they gave them up to get Russ, but that team wasn't going to contend anyway.

Can you imagine being a Dolphins fan today, though? Your dipshit owner directly shivved his own team with his stupidity. And it's a team that looks like it can compete at a high level, which just makes it hurt that much more.

Between tampering for Brady and telling Flores to tank, they’re lucky their whole draft wasn’t nuked from orbit.

[cabletech94]

Can't wait for this place to explode when we wait all night to see our pick and trade down haha

TambaBerry, it specifically says no spoilers!!!!

Lol, thinking the same thing, broski!!

[FloridaMan88]

Hendon Hooker here we come apparently… right collinsworth lmao holy moly

Keep doubting Blaine Gabbert, Collinsworth.

[Rasputin]

Fuck Scott Pioli makes me sick seeing him on tv

[Rasputin]

Can't wait for this place to explode when we wait all night to see our pick and trade down haha


I recall Clark Hunt giving Burt Venue directive to NOT trade out of the first round.

[The Franchise]

Since it's draft related.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Update: The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Commanders?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Commanders</a> could trade one of their talented pass-rushers, either DE Chase Young or DE Montez Sweat during the NFL Draft, per <a href="https://twitter.com/DanGrazianoESPN?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@DanGrazianoESPN</a> <br><br>Both are pending free-agents in 2024. <a href="https://t.co/OnbOZgVeD8">https://t.co/OnbOZgVeD8</a> <a href="https://t.co/Hr5RtnaAAP">pic.twitter.com/Hr5RtnaAAP</a></p>&mdash; Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) <a href="https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1651588006199934977?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[tk13]

Obviously we all like to laugh at the Broncos not having picks because they gave them up to get Russ, but that team wasn't going to contend anyway.

Can you imagine being a Dolphins fan today, though? Your dipshit owner directly shivved his own team with his stupidity. And it's a team that looks like it can compete at a high level, which just makes it hurt that much more.

They've never been a well run team but don't seem to catch the flack other poorly run teams do. It amazed me Brady even considered going there.

[The Franchise]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Little <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFL?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NFL</a> Draft scoopage, originally the Bears were trading that top pick with Houston to go to #2, then Chicago had deal pretty much worked out with Carolina to go from 2 to 9. Looked like it was going to happen then Houston source says they just couldn’t get that part of the…</p>&mdash; Jay Glazer (@JayGlazer) <a href="https://twitter.com/JayGlazer/status/1651649057906130944?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[ptlyon]

You're doing God's work Dante :thumb:

[The Franchise]

Herm Edwards just said that the Texans should offer #2 and #12 to the Ravens for Lamar and #22.

What the actual fuck?

[staylor26]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">FINAL MOCK DRAFT ��<br><br>Full logic on every pick: <a href="https://t.co/R2mIEvHn7h">https://t.co/R2mIEvHn7h</a> <a href="https://t.co/I8Ti6OVD38">pic.twitter.com/I8Ti6OVD38</a></p>&mdash; Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) <a href="https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1651618598618628096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Yes, please

[Old Dog]

Herm Edwards just said that the Texans should offer #2 and #12 to the Ravens for Lamar and #22.

What the actual fuck?

CTE?

[T-post Tom]

Well done Dante84! Thank you for posting this thread.

[Mecca]

CTE?

These people think a "proven" QB a better gamble than a draft pick.

[SuperBowl4]

**** Scott Pioli makes me sick seeing him on tvI agree. He should be cleaning Matt Cassel's toilet. His opinion means jack squat.

[Mecca]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">FINAL MOCK DRAFT ��<br><br>Full logic on every pick: <a href="https://t.co/R2mIEvHn7h">https://t.co/R2mIEvHn7h</a> <a href="https://t.co/I8Ti6OVD38">pic.twitter.com/I8Ti6OVD38</a></p>&mdash; Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) <a href="https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1651618598618628096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Yes, please

Sharp posted a different guy earlier that had OCyrus Torrence.

[Mecca]

There's a rumor going around that Steve Avila is going in the 1st...that's gotta be Dallas right?

[Sassy Squatch]

If Flowers dropped that far wed probably go up and get him.

[Meatloaf]

If the draft fell like Donahue's board, I'd sprint to the podium for Calijah Kancey.

[The Franchise]

The Eagles just going to try and rebuild that Georgia defense?

[O.city]

I find myself really wanting Flowers.

[Mecca]

The Eagles just going to try and rebuild that Georgia defense?

My assumption is they are hoping for Skoronski he's a really good fit for them.

[Mecca]

I find myself really wanting Flowers.

Well if you meet a nice girl...

[wazu]

Herm Edwards just said that the Texans should offer #2 and #12 to the Ravens for Lamar and #22.

What the actual fuck?

If it's true that the Texans don't plan to take a QB then I can't say I disagree. If I'm a Texans fan I would just want them to pull their heads out of their assess and draft Stroud, though.

[TambaBerry]

I'm telling you my gut is saying Ojulari is going to be the pick. Dude is massively underrated.

[Mecca]

If it's true that the Texans don't plan to take a QB then I can't say I disagree. If I'm a Texans fan I would just want them to pull their heads out of their assess and draft Stroud, though.

They're going to take defensive players for DeMeco and let him build it his way, they probably think they can tank into Caleb Williams.

[staylor26]

I'm telling you my gut is saying Ojulari is going to be the pick. Dude is massively underrated.

He's the forgotten guy that would make a ton of sense.

Wouldn't surprise me at all.

[WhawhaWhat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Six years ago today, the <a href="https://twitter.com/Chiefs?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Chiefs</a> franchise changed forever with one draft pick... <a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickMahomes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PatrickMahomes</a>.<br><br>��: 2023 <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFLDraft?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NFLDraft</a> -- TONIGHT 8pm ET on NFLN/ESPN/ABC<br>��: Stream on NFL+ <a href="https://t.co/eYxOhJNPVP">pic.twitter.com/eYxOhJNPVP</a></p>&mdash; NFL (@NFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1651658336721424384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Mecca]

He's the forgotten guy that would make a ton of sense.

Wouldn't surprise me at all.

I'd move out of the first if he's the guy.

[Mecca]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My final Mock Draft, posted last night<br><br>4. IND - Anthony Richardson<br>11. TEN - CJ Stroud<br>13. GB - Jaxon Smith-Njigba<br>26. DAL - Dalton Kincaid<br>30. HOU - Will Levis<a href="https://t.co/kdvgOd0hSc">https://t.co/kdvgOd0hSc</a> <a href="https://t.co/dKDMa3h2h0">pic.twitter.com/dKDMa3h2h0</a></p>&mdash; Josh Norris (@JoshNorris) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoshNorris/status/1651650075209396224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I don't think Levis goes this low but see all those CB's, OL and DL...that's what I'm expecting in this draft.

[staylor26]

If Murphy falls to 31...my god.

[O.city]

I haven't given him much thought, didn't think he'd fall that far.

What's the reason for why he would fall?

[Mecca]

I haven't given him much thought, didn't think he'd fall that far.

What's the reason for why he would fall?

Murphy has really good size and athletic skills...he regressed from 2 years ago to this year, losing Venables affected all the Clemson guys..he also has small hands and has a tendency to not always be consistent.

[Mecca]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Myles Murphy | DE | Clem<br><br>- Prototypical size + length<br>- Explosive first step and pace up arc<br>- Strong hands to jolt on punch/stab<br>- Rushes through his length/long-arm<br>- Stout run defender at PoA<br>- Power to shuck blockers from frame <a href="https://t.co/zvRlLRLWpA">pic.twitter.com/zvRlLRLWpA</a></p>&mdash; Matt Lane (@Matty_KCSN) <a href="https://twitter.com/Matty_KCSN/status/1649941275611676672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 23, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[RunKC]

Steve Avila is gonna be a very good OIL. Not for what we run but other systems? Yeah.

Think he goes early on Friday.

[Mecca]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Myles Murphy does TWO things extremely well and they are essentially the same foundation<br><br>Set the EDGE or long arm rushes - he&#39;s going to win inside and post/lock out w/length. Likely to choke you in the process. Can hold his ground or walk you back. <br><br>That&#39;s it. But pretty good. <a href="https://t.co/CrCZSjo8IN">pic.twitter.com/CrCZSjo8IN</a></p>&mdash; Ben Fennell (@BenFennell_NFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/BenFennell_NFL/status/1648410411635441666?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 18, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Stuff like this is why he looks and feels like a Chiefs edge player.

[Mecca]

Steve Avila is gonna be a very good OIL. Not for what we run but other systems? Yeah.

Think he goes early on Friday.

Theres smoke that he's going end of 1 whether it's someone coming back in or one of the teams there.

[O.city]

Murphy looks a bit stiffer than I remembered?

[Mecca]

Murphy looks a bit stiffer than I remembered?

A little he's basically 6'5 270 though...

One of the biggest knocks on him and Bresee too is they never produced where they were supposed to. Those were 2 top of the nation 5 star recruits together on the DL and they were never huge contributors.

[Mecca]

Apparently Dallas wants a TE enough that if Kincaid and Mayer go before them they will consider Musgrave or Laporta in round 1...they apparently want to make sure they get 1 of the TE's.

[Mecca]

https://i.redd.it/efb229mqlhwa1.jpg

[The Franchise]

Fucking Ryan Clark, man.

"If we were building the perfect QB...we would have Josh Allen's arm, Lamar Jackson's running ability and Cam Newton's body. That's Anthony Richardson."

The perfect QB already exists, asshole.

[O.city]

A little he's basically 6'5 270 though...

One of the biggest knocks on him and Bresee too is they never produced where they were supposed to. Those were 2 top of the nation 5 star recruits together on the DL and they were never huge contributors.

We already have 2 DE's that are that though.

[Mecca]

We already have 2 DE's that are that though.

He's more athletically gifted though like look...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Myles Murphy is a DE prospect in the 2023 draft class. He scored a 9.71 <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAS?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAS</a> out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 48 out of 1629 DE from 1987 to 2023. <a href="https://t.co/rIcykFZRiZ">https://t.co/rIcykFZRiZ</a> <a href="https://t.co/RedqxtUU01">pic.twitter.com/RedqxtUU01</a></p>&mdash; Kent Lee Platte (@MathBomb) <a href="https://twitter.com/MathBomb/status/1649858107500122118?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 22, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[O.city]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">In case you missed it first time around: <a href="https://t.co/Mrwm5Jr1YN">https://t.co/Mrwm5Jr1YN</a></p>&mdash; Tony Pauline (@TonyPauline) <a href="https://twitter.com/TonyPauline/status/1651673470466400256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[O.city]

Pauline has us moving up for a WR

[Mecca]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">In case you missed it first time around: <a href="https://t.co/Mrwm5Jr1YN">https://t.co/Mrwm5Jr1YN</a></p>&mdash; Tony Pauline (@TonyPauline) <a href="https://twitter.com/TonyPauline/status/1651673470466400256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Not at all surprised, guys like Bergeron, Torrence, John Michael Schmitz could all very easily go round 1...Joe Tippman also.

[Womble]

Trade for D Hop and draft an Edge at 31 or trade up for a WR and re-sign Frank Clark on a cut price deal. I'll be pretty disappointed if we don't do either of these.

[T-post Tom]

4 more hours. Damn you NFL, get out of my head!

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[In58men]

Nice

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[Mecca]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Round 1 Draft Pick Reactions<br><br>��(Trade-up territory) Jordan Addison, Broderick Jones, Lukas Van Ness<br><br>��Zay Flowers, Quentin Johnston, Myles Murphy<br><br>��Anton Harrison, Jahmyr Gibbs, Cam Smith<br><br>�� Brian Branch, Michael Mayer, Mazi Smith<br><br>�� Will McDonald, Dawand Jones, Jalin Hyatt</p>&mdash; Matt Lane (@Matty_KCSN) <a href="https://twitter.com/Matty_KCSN/status/1651678636368359444?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Titty Meat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Round 1 Draft Pick Reactions<br><br>��(Trade-up territory) Jordan Addison, Broderick Jones, Lukas Van Ness<br><br>��Zay Flowers, Quentin Johnston, Myles Murphy<br><br>��Anton Harrison, Jahmyr Gibbs, Cam Smith<br><br>�� Brian Branch, Michael Mayer, Mazi Smith<br><br>�� Will McDonald, Dawand Jones, Jalin Hyatt</p>&mdash; Matt Lane (@Matty_KCSN) <a href="https://twitter.com/Matty_KCSN/status/1651678636368359444?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Who's this faggot?

[kcmulhurn]

saw collinsworth predicting we take a QB with our first pic. LOL

[BossChief]

Theres smoke that he's going end of 1 whether it's someone coming back in or one of the teams there.

A Vegas guy was on Simms show and said his tip is Mauch going in the first round and was adamant about it.

Gotta be BB taking one of those guys

[Mecca]

A Vegas guy was on Simms show and said his tip is Mauch going in the first round and was adamant about it.

Gotta be BB taking one of those guys

Mauch really....

Dude something I'm calling, Patriots select Lukas Van Ness, it just feels like something they would do.

[Iconic]

Mostly shit posting here but it's fun to play guess who.

So we can probably predict two WRs are immediately off the board after Houston and Green Bay pick. The first is almost guaranteed to be JSN to Houston @ 12.

From there it's a crapshoot between the Lions, Chargers, Giants, and Ravens. We can assume another WR is off the board by the time the Lions, Chargers, and Ravens pick @ 22. I think the pocket Veach talked about might be #23/24 to jump the Giants @ 25 for the last golden nugget - if there even is one.

Remember, three of these guys are now gone. Who remains?
JSN
Flowers?
Addison?
Johnston?

[Mecca]

Mostly shit posting here but it's fun to play guess who.

So we can probably predict two WRs are immediately off the board after Houston and Green Bay pick. The first is almost guaranteed to be JSN to Houston @ 12.

From there it's a crapshoot between the Lions, Chargers, Giants, and Ravens. We can assume another WR is off the board by the time the Lions, Chargers, and Ravens pick @ 22. I think the pocket Veach talked about might be #23/24 to jump the Giants @ 25 for the last golden nugget - if there even is one.

Remember, three of these guys are now gone. Who remains?

JSN
Flowers?
Addison?
Johnston?

It's easily plausible neither GB or Houston take WR's...

[Iconic]

It's easily plausible neither GB or Houston take WR's...

Well no shit of course, anything is fucking plausible. Jeez you must be fun at parties.

[Mecca]

Well no shit of course, anything is fucking plausible. Jeez you must be fun at parties.

I'd actually be surprised to be honest..

I think Houston is all about defense this year and GB never takes WR's unless they're just flipping Rodgers off.

[Iconic]

I'd actually be surprised to be honest..

I think Houston is all about defense this year and GB never takes WR's unless they're just flipping Rodgers off.

Yeah, given the lack of talent in this draft that's plausible. I'm kind of operating under the assumption Houston doesn't overthink this, takes Stroud, and then grabs a guy to help their rookie QB develop with the next pick.

GB is a pretty big wild card, they could really do anything. But I figure maybe they want to give Love some help since yenno, that WR room is ****ing deplorable.

[Mecca]

Yeah, given the lack of talent in this draft that's plausible. I'm kind of operating under the assumption Houston doesn't overthink this, takes Stroud, and then grabs a guy to help their rookie QB develop with the next pick.

GB is a pretty big wild card, they could really do anything. But I figure maybe they want to give Love some help since yenno, that WR room is ****ing deplorable.

As of now I think it's Tyree Wilson at 2.

[RunKC]

Jonathan Mingo
Steve Avila
Matthew Bergeron

Who else that isn’t a first rd pick is getting reported as going in the first rd?

[Mecca]

Jonathan Mingo
Steve Avila
Matthew Bergeron

Who else that isn’t a first rd pick is getting reported as going in the first rd?

Guys who could go round 1?

Joe Tippman
John Michael Schmitz
Jack Campbell

I'll put Emmanual Forbes but most people think he's going round 1.

[Rasputin]

From the sky view they showed City people looked like red ants with all the red running around.

[RunKC]

Idk about you folks but I’m getting Myles Murphy vibes today. I just think the WR workout stuff was bullshit

[The Franchise]

Idk about you folks but I’m getting Myles Murphy vibes today. I just think the WR workout stuff was bullshit

Murphy or Van Ness. It's been my feeling now for about a week.

[Mecca]

Murphy or Van Ness. It's been my feeling now for about a week.

Van Ness feels like a Patriot to me...

[BryanBusby]

I would think Patriots prioritize OT if one is available that fits the scheme

[Mecca]

I would think Patriots prioritize OT if one is available that fits the scheme

BB is senile I can easily see him going D.

[ReynardMuldrake]

Live view: https://www.earthcam.com/usa/missouri/kansascity/?cam=kansascity

[BryanBusby]

BB is senile I can easily see him going D.

Oh I could easily see him going for the Bama DB.

[Sassy Squatch]

Apparently Cardinals are finalizing a trade down.

[The Franchise]

Apparently Cardinals are finalizing a trade down.

Texans must not be taking a QB at #2. Or they are and some team is worried they're going to miss out on one of them.

[FloridaMan88]

Houston getting an early start on the Crapping for Caleb Williams sweepstakes by not taking a QB this year?

[Coach]

Looks like a Chiefs game going on from seeing the images from NFL Network.

[staylor26]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Some late buzz surrounding WR Quentin Johnston — the Giants and Chiefs remain heavy players and one source mentioned KC may jump New York to take the TCU wideout if need be. <br><br>Tampa and LAC are in play as well.</p>&mdash; Ryan Fowler (@_RyanFowler_) <a href="https://twitter.com/_RyanFowler_/status/1651679912808312835?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Rain Man]

It's interesting to consider how many lives will change because tom brady was cheating with the Dolphins. Take away one 1st round pick and probably 150 to 200 guys end up getting drafted by different teams, not even counting street free agents.

[Sassy Squatch]

Lolwut

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hearing Cardinals are trying to send No. 3 overall and DeAndre Hopkins to Titans for No. 11 pick plus more.</p>&mdash; ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1651705869430562816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[The Franchise]

The Titans would be smart to try and get Hopkins out of that deal for the #3 pick.

*cough cough*

Lolwut

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hearing Cardinals are trying to send No. 3 overall and DeAndre Hopkins to Titans for No. 11 pick plus more.</p>&mdash; ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1651705869430562816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[493rd]

Lolwut

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hearing Cardinals are trying to send No. 3 overall and DeAndre Hopkins to Titans for No. 11 pick plus more.</p>&mdash; ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1651705869430562816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Because Cardinals

[dirk digler]

Lolwut

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hearing Cardinals are trying to send No. 3 overall and DeAndre Hopkins to Titans for No. 11 pick plus more.</p>&mdash; ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1651705869430562816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

That doesn't make any sense or am I stupid?

[Sassy Squatch]

That doesn't make any sense or am I stupid?
Cardinals trying to get a 2024 1st+ I'm assuming.

[BryanBusby]

That doesn't make any sense or am I stupid?
It doesn't. Who is going to play OL for the Titans?

[FloridaMan88]

Lolwut

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hearing Cardinals are trying to send No. 3 overall and DeAndre Hopkins to Titans for No. 11 pick plus more.</p>&mdash; ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1651705869430562816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

ROFL

[The Franchise]

It doesn't. Who is going to play OL for the Titans?

Who fucking cares when you don’t have a QB?

[Megatron96]

Which on of you is that photobombing the ESPN interview right now with the smirk on your face?

[FloridaMan88]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">While the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Titans?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Titans</a> have had conversations about a potential trade up to No. 3 -- among other spots -- they have not had conversations centered around star WR DeAndre Hopkins, source said.</p>&mdash; Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) <a href="https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1651708524987031555?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[BryanBusby]

Who fucking cares when you don’t have a QB?

I think that's uh the whole point of trading up to 3.

[The Franchise]

I think that's uh the whole point of trading up to 3.

I’m aware. They can go out and sign Donovan Smith to play LT if they need to.

[BryanBusby]

I’m aware. They can go out and sign Donovan Smith to play LT if they need to.

They already signed Dillard but they still need to replace about the rest of the entire OL.

[Womble]

Clark Hunt is a tiny manlet.

[HC_Chief]

lol Melissa Stark towering over Clark during interview on NFLN. How short is that dude? 5'5"? 5'4"?

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[493rd]

Clark was probably thinking to himself how good she smelled

[Womble]

Clark was probably thinking to himself how good she smelled

He was probably thinking that she'd make a great cheerleader but is a bit too attractive for the Chiefs team.

[wazu]

Clark a solid professional as always. I love that man.

[493rd]

CJ Stroud turning up with 2 hoes.

Dude that’s his mom and sis lol

[Womble]

Dude that’s his mom and sis lol

Yea deleted as soon as I saw that lol.

[wazu]

Stroud killed it there.

[493rd]

Yea deleted as soon as I saw that lol.

I thought the same though on first glance

[BryanBusby]

Well doesn't mean they ain't hoes

[493rd]

Well doesn't mean they ain't hoes

😂

[KCFalcon59]

Joey Porter Jr dressed in a paper bag suit

[493rd]

Guessing JSNs mom likes it in the a$$ just a hunch

[FlaChief58]

Did we draft that piece of shit yet?

[Rausch]

Is Melissa Stark allowed to eat?

[KCUnited]

lol Melissa Stark towering over Clark during interview on NFLN. How short is that dude? 5'5"? 5'4"?

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Clark has proven that he can climb that mountain with ease

[Rausch]

We're talking fashion.

We all care NFLN, we all care what brand they're wearing...

[493rd]

The reality that most of these guys will not amount to much is lingering

[srvy]

Clark Hunt is a tiny manlet.

Little hat billions of cattle:thumb:

[Rain Man]

I'm getting warmed up for the draft by watching a Japanese public television documentary about mending and re-using fabric.

[staylor26]

The reality that most of these guys will not amount to much is lingering

I see you're already bringing your GDT energy to the draft thread...

[Womble]

Who's got the best coverage. These chumps on the NFL network are dull as fuck.

[BryanBusby]

Damn get Anthony Richardson to Dr Pimple Popper

[Rausch]

Who's got the best coverage. These chumps on the NFL network are dull as fuck.

ESPN is at least showing some college plays.

I'm not generally a huge fan of their draft coverage though.

[DRM08]

Damn get Anthony Richardson to Dr Pimple Popper

Yeah, that looks pretty bad.

[Rasputin]

I'm getting getty to watch the Seahawks 5th overall pick walk across the stage and not a Donk.



FUCK DONKS FOREVER

[BryanBusby]

Yeah, that looks pretty bad.

One single poke and that shit is jizzing allover.

[Easy 6]

Pick #4 tomorrow gonna be kraaazy...

[FloridaMan88]

Happy Draft Night Chicago.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuvxZHHWcB0uXil?format=jpg&name=large

[DRM08]

One single poke and that shit is jizzing allover.

Hard to believe it randomly was there when he woke up this morning. Should have popped that thing a number of days ago, lol

[dirk digler]

I hope Mahomes comes out to start the draft to kick this off

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Pick #4 tomorrow gonna be kraaazy...

Why is that?

[Easy 6]

Why is that?

Just be there...

[Chief Roundup]

Charles Davis is just plain horrible at anything.

[493rd]

I see you're already bringing your GDT energy to the draft thread...

Just stating a fact, softy

[ModSocks]

Houston getting an early start on the Crapping for Caleb

Damn, i was trying to think of something witty for this year's tank job. Good work.

[Rasputin]

Happy Draft Night Chicago.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuvxZHHWcB0uXil?format=jpg&name=large

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[BryanBusby]

Man I'm glad my life has more worth than dressing like some dillhole superfan at the NFL draft.

[TLO]

Man I'm glad my life has more worth than dressing like some dillhole superfan at the NFL draft.

Who?

[ChiefsCountry]

Pick #4 tomorrow gonna be kraaazy...

McAfee announcing the pick for the Colts?

[lewdog]

Man I'm glad my life has more worth than dressing like some dillhole superfan at the NFL draft.

Do you know if First Down Elvis will be in attendance?

[ChiefsCountry]

Interesting trivia - Alabama has never had two players go in the top 5. That should change tonight. Maybe even top 2.

[srvy]

Happy Draft Night Chicago.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuvxZHHWcB0uXil?format=jpg&name=large

That dude looks like he should be gathering gravel at the edge of the road for his craw and pecking corn out of the dirt in the chicken coop.

[smithandrew051]

I’m rooting for the Chiefs tonight. My favorite team.

[notorious]

What is the best part of the draft?

Seeing the Chiefs with the final pick of Round 1.

[staylor26]

What is the best part of the draft?

Seeing the Chiefs with the final pick of Round 1.

The one year where picking 31st isn't a huge bummer.

[493rd]

What is the best part of the draft?

Seeing the Chiefs with the final pick of Round 1.

Not for long we’re trading up!!

[BryanBusby]

Lmao why the fuck are any Broncos fans there

[ChiefsFanatic]

Charles Davis is just plain horrible at anything.Charles Davis - If Xanax/Valium was a person

[Rausch]

What is the best part of the draft?

Seeing the Chiefs with the final pick of Round 1.

Or not wondering if this will finally be the year we draft a QBOTF...

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

What is the best part of the draft?

Seeing the Chiefs with the final pick of Round 1.

Oh hell yes!

[Womble]

Who did we just boo?

[Bearcat]

Interesting trivia - Alabama has never had two players go in the top 5. That should change tonight. Maybe even top 2.

Wondered how often it happens at all... Ohio State twice in the past several years, and then Oklahoma with 3 of the top 5 in 2010. :eek: And then Auburn in 2005 was as far back as I went.

[dirk digler]

KC representing. Big props to the city and all the fans that showed out tonight. Impressive