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munkey 01-13-2010 03:13 PM
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acasas4 01-13-2010 03:14 PM
Light a candle then do it dog style.

Param 01-13-2010 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6440895)
So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
Just fook her hard. If she gets mad kick her out.

Radar Chief 01-13-2010 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 6441500)
It means you have to replace the event soundtrack from the usual 9inNails to Kenny G
:LOL: Closer rep.

wutamess 01-13-2010 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 6441500)
It means you have to replace the event soundtrack from the usual 9inNails to Kenny G
ROFL

Gravedigger 01-13-2010 03:24 PM
The only difference between f@#$ing and making love is candles. Set the mood.

RaiderH8r 01-13-2010 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6441224)
SONGS FOR YOU TO ROMANCE HER WITH:
Jesus you are ghey. Not just a little, you are en fuego flaming ghey.

bevischief 01-13-2010 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 6441045)
Making love means "no condems please"

So in that regards, Be a Champion, and blow in her. Girls love to feel a nice fat wad being blown up in their gooey hole.
Beat me to that one...
lol
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Hammock Parties 01-13-2010 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by RaiderH8r (Post 6441692)
Jesus you are ghey. Not just a little, you are en fuego flaming ghey.
I guarantee you, if you play any of those songs, a woman will be putty in your hands. If she's in the mood to be "made love to," anyway.

Jilly 01-13-2010 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 6441711)
Beat me to that one...
lol
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bevischief......who were you before this username?

RaiderH8r 01-13-2010 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6441718)
I guarantee you, if you play any of those songs, a woman will be putty in your hands. If she's in the mood to be "made love to," anyway.
I'm not a high schooler, I don't have time to **** aroudn with that crap.

I am a certified operator of my ivory rhythm stick so I do just fine. Besides, I'm married with children so fooking is all we have time to do and my wife don't go for that lovey dovey mamby pamby smoochy woochy bullshit. We've got errands to run and shit to do so we do a quick blast in the ass and get on with our day and we're both happier for it.

bevischief 01-13-2010 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6441724)
bevischief......who were you before this username?
chevy369
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siberian khatru 01-13-2010 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by RaiderH8r (Post 6441728)
I'm not a high schooler, I don't have time to **** aroudn with that crap.

I am a certified operator of my ivory rhythm stick so I do just fine. Besides, I'm married with children so fooking is all we have time to do and my wife don't go for that lovey dovey mamby pamby smoochy woochy bullshit. We've got errands to run and shit to do so we do a quick blast in the ass and get on with our day and we're both happier for it.
ROFL

I gotta show this to the wife, just so she'll get the reference every time I say, "How 'bout a quick blast in the ass before we run our errands?"

Jilly 01-13-2010 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 6441738)
chevy369
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k, thanks. I hate it when you people change your names.

RaiderH8r 01-13-2010 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 6441745)
ROFL

I gotta show this to the wife, just so she'll get the reference every time I say, "How 'bout a quick blast in the ass before we run our errands?"
Well, I'm just an old fashioned romantic.

What can I say? I found a woman who likes to fook and married her.


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