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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:21 AM   #2
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:21 AM   #3
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:22 AM   #4
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:22 AM   #5
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:23 AM   #6
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:23 AM   #7
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:23 AM   #8
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:23 AM   #9
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:23 AM   #10
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:25 AM   #11
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:25 AM   #12
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:25 AM   #13
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:26 AM   #15
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