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bevischief 01-13-2010 03:46 PM

A shave, shower and no passing gas...
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siberian khatru 01-13-2010 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6441747)
k, thanks. I hate it when you people change your names.

Sorry, babe, this is Sully. How about a quick blast in the ass?

buddha 01-13-2010 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 6440907)
At first, I thought you said fist! ROFL Had to do a double take.

Nothing says, "I love you," like a talented fist.

Jilly 01-13-2010 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 6441752)
Sorry, babe, this is Sully. How about a quick blast in the ass?

didn't we just do that this morning?

gblowfish 01-13-2010 03:52 PM

I'm forwarding a link to this thread to Hallmark. Valentine's day is coming up in a month, and there's some lovely sentiments laid bare here that beg for card design...

siberian khatru 01-13-2010 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6441761)
didn't we just do that this morning?

:redface:LMAO

vailpass 01-13-2010 03:54 PM

Barry White
Candlelight
Eye contact
Rub that back
Walk don't run
Now she's done

Jilly 01-13-2010 03:59 PM

You guys are crazy...it's all about her body and it being explored. Use your hands, feel her curves, be soft, teasing, careful. I know men just like to fix things, but think about it as listening to her body and what it's craving.

vailpass 01-13-2010 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6441796)
You guys are crazy...it's all about her body and it being explored. Use your hands, feel her curves, be soft, teasing, careful. I know men just like to fix things, but think about it as listening to her body and what it's craving.

But what do we do after the anal sex?

Jilly 01-13-2010 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 6441803)
But what do we do after the anal sex?


well, this time you could clean it up for her instead of just throwing the towel at her

Fish 01-13-2010 04:07 PM

The last time I heard that, she wanted me to shave my butthole.... uhhh uhhh crazy woman....

vailpass 01-13-2010 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6441810)
well, this time you could clean it up for her instead of just throwing the towel at her

LMAO

Jilly 01-13-2010 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 6441829)
LMAO

or the already soiled t shirt because you've cleaned yourself off first....

keg in kc 01-13-2010 04:11 PM

That's her way of telling you she wants to strap-on and **** you up the ass.

phisherman 01-13-2010 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 6441826)
The last time I heard that, she wanted me to shave my butthole.... uhhh uhhh crazy woman....

dude........NOOOOOOOOOO

swope league will never the same. ever again.


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