:eek:

i think Kegs is sporting some deep dark secrets.\

what the hell does that have to do with discs?

I surely am.


(but not that one)


Speaking of shaving your butthole, I was once involved with a woman who had a thing for (giving) rim jobs. Once upon a time, she beged me not to shave my butthole.

Which wasn't a hard thing to agree to since I'd never intended to in the first place. I don't know what in the world had made her think I was going to. I always figured she'd want to floss after she was done.

Only on ChiefsPlanet does the general consensus believe that making love to a woman is not only stretching out her ass and plowing for oil, but cleaning it up afterwards as well. Heh.

Katipan? Is this true?

I've said for years that I want to develop a line for those moments that Hallmark just can't address.

The "You need to go to the free clinic and get this antibiotic injection" card
the "Hey, did you give me herpes" card

I've got a million of them, complete with poetry like you'd expect.

nate and i sometimes end up in the same group at golf league.

now every time i see him, i'm going to think of his post. for that matter, i believe that i will harass him about it eternally.

ROFLROFL

No and yes.

gross, you think of other dude's assholes? I knew you were different. ;)

Let's be honest...how many of us really take that extra step? And isn't it that extra step that really says I Love You?

LOL. I was asking her, not you. Let the girl speak.

A card for the occasion

Baby, you said you'd like to make love tonight
You want my gentle soft delight
So I'll leave home the donkey punch and cleveland steamer
Tonight I won't be the brown star reaper.
I learned on the planet what you need
No Pantera, Kenny G.
The poll told me to do exactly what?!!
That is why I'm peeing, in your butt

There truly is an untapped million dollar market out there. Go live the dream, Iowanian.

Not speaking for phish, but if someone volunteered to me that he'd shaved his, that's something I might remember.