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Slayer Diablo 01-13-2010 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 6442116)
Slayer giving sex advice.

It really is the end of time.
I was gone for 3 and a half years...I had fun with it.

BigMeatballDave 01-13-2010 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Micjones (Post 6441345)
You can **** the shit out of a woman slowly.

But why choose? Start off nice and easy and finish it with the Boston Crab.
10 minutes from the finish line...Beat the pussy like it stole something.
ROFL

Iowanian 01-13-2010 05:56 PM
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Donger 01-13-2010 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 6442120)
I prefer "Smoke on the Water," but sometimes for variety I'll perform Debussy's "Nocturnes."
Imperial March from Star Wars. I also hear that in my head every time I give a presentation for some reason.

luv 01-13-2010 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6442036)
ROFL

No she's actually hot as hell...Ive just had a little bit of a problem with keeping my dick hard and getting off since my wife left. The only way Ive been successful is to pound the shit out of every girl Ive slept with. If I try to slow it down and be gentle I think of my wife and go limp. Its all psychological.
Go see a shrink. You've got issues.

Slayer Diablo 01-13-2010 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6442154)
Imperial March from Star Wars. I also hear that in my head every time I give a presentation for some reason.
Sounds like a personal problem...hopefully it's not Gochiefs Disorder.

MTG#10 01-13-2010 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6442161)
Go see a shrink. You've got issues.
Nah it will go away on its own with time.

Donger 01-13-2010 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Slayer (Post 6442164)
Sounds like a personal problem...hopefully it's not Gochiefs Disorder.
Yes, I'm the one with the problem. What about the woman who bought me a Vader costume and likes to yell out, "fuck me, Darth!!" during sex?

keg in kc 01-13-2010 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6442169)
Nah it will go away on its own with time.
There we go. Finally a sign that you really are a guy.

Titty Meat 01-13-2010 06:07 PM
Spit in her vagina instead of using lube and make rude comments about her body.

Slayer Diablo 01-13-2010 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6442036)
ROFL

No she's actually hot as hell...Ive just had a little bit of a problem with keeping my dick hard and getting off since my wife left. The only way Ive been successful is to pound the shit out of every girl Ive slept with. If I try to slow it down and be gentle I think of my wife and go limp. Its all psychological.
Ok, now you're crossing over to some pretty serious stuff. Please call a therapist before it gets any worse.

Slayer Diablo 01-13-2010 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6442171)
Yes, I'm the one with the problem. What about the woman who bought me a Vader costume and likes to yell out, "fuck me, Darth!!" during sex?
Well, you should've mentioned that the first time!

Slayer Diablo 01-13-2010 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6442169)
Nah it will go away on its own with time.
Sometimes, that idea is what makes it worse...if you go now, you'll probably end up spending a lot less money.

Bearcat 01-13-2010 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6442161)
Go see a shrink. You've got issues.
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Originally Posted by Slayer (Post 6442177)
Ok, now you're crossing over to some pretty serious stuff. Please call a therapist before it gets any worse.
You two should hook up and release all that sexual frustration.

He'll need a ride though....

Param 01-13-2010 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6442036)
ROFL

No she's actually hot as hell...Ive just had a little bit of a problem with keeping my dick hard and getting off since my wife left. The only way Ive been successful is to pound the shit out of every girl Ive slept with. If I try to slow it down and be gentle I think of my wife and go limp. Its all psychological.
I think it's funny and sad at the same time you're going to fake love her. Just pound her and throw her out. If she wants love making and you don't so be it. Just keep tappin dat arse and if she gets mad without the love making just tell her this is all I want.


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