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luv 01-13-2010 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Param (Post 6442226)
I think it's funny and sad at the same time you're going to fake love her. Just pound her and throw her out. If she wants love making and you don't so be it. Just keep tappin dat arse and if she gets mad without the love making just tell her this is all I want.
He apparently doesn't know how to be honest.

Param 01-13-2010 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6442228)
He apparently doesn't know how to be honest.
And how to be alone.

BigMeatballDave 01-13-2010 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by billay (Post 6442176)
Spit in her vagina instead of using lube and make rude comments about her body.
ROFL

luv 01-13-2010 06:50 PM
To me, a lack of honesty shows a lack of respect. How can he "really like" this girl if he doesn't even respect her enough to be honest with her.?

The first thread or two on this were entertaining. Now it's just sad. I hope he makes up this shit for entertainment purposes.

BigMeatballDave 01-13-2010 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6442228)
He apparently doesn't know how to be honest.
Ah, yes. Women are ALWAYS truthful...

luv 01-13-2010 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by BCD (Post 6442255)
Ah, yes. Women are ALWAYS truthful...
This dude is NEVER truthful. He's constantly asking about how to lie to a woman, or saying how he's told women he loves them so they won't dump his ass. No one is ALWAYS honest, that's true. But this guy is ridiculous.

MTG#10 01-13-2010 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6442260)
This dude is NEVER truthful. He's constantly asking about how to lie to a woman, or saying how he's told women he loves them so they won't dump his ass. No one is ALWAYS honest, that's true. But this guy is ridiculous.
Youre a ****ing moron you know it? I have never ONCE said I lied to a woman so she wouldnt dump my ass. Please find one post where Ive said that. I havent told this girl I love her either so stop talking out your ass.

MTG#10 01-13-2010 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Param (Post 6442226)
I think it's funny and sad at the same time you're going to fake love her. Just pound her and throw her out. If she wants love making and you don't so be it. Just keep tappin dat arse and if she gets mad without the love making just tell her this is all I want.
Its not all I want though. I really like this girl. I actually care about this one, just not to the point where I can honestly say I "love" her...

luv 01-13-2010 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6442269)
Youre a ****ing moron you know it? I have never ONCE said I lied to a woman so she wouldnt dump my ass. Please find one post where Ive said that. I havent told this girl I love her either so stop talking out your ass.
That would be a lot easier if the thread you said it in hadn't disappeared at your request.

You were in the heat of the moment. She said she loved you, and you said you said it back even though you didn't mean it. You didn't want to make her mad or hurt her feelings.

Bowser 01-13-2010 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Slayer (Post 6442135)
I was gone for 3 and a half years...I had fun with it.
You and GoChiefs should have a bearded clam competition*.


*as in, who can get more

MTG#10 01-13-2010 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6442273)
That would be a lot easier if the thread you said it in hadn't disappeared at your request.

You were in the heat of the moment. He said she loved you, and you said you said it back even though you didn't mean it. You didn't want to make her mad or hurt her feelings.
Yeah but it wasnt "so she wouldnt dump my ass". And that was the only time, I told her how I really felt the next time I talked to her.

bevischief 01-13-2010 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6442036)
ROFL

No she's actually hot as hell...Ive just had a little bit of a problem with keeping my dick hard and getting off since my wife left. The only way Ive been successful is to pound the shit out of every girl Ive slept with. If I try to slow it down and be gentle I think of my wife and go limp. Its all psychological.
They make pills for that...

luv 01-13-2010 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6442278)
Yeah but it wasnt "so she wouldnt dump my ass". And that was the only time, I told her how I really felt the next time I talked to her.
Now you want to make love to a girl who you've said you don't love. Sure, you're not actually saying the words "I love you". She's told you that though, right? And now she's requesting you "make love" to her? What are you implying by filling the request?

bevischief 01-13-2010 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 6442090)
That's great advice and all, but I read on ChiefsPlanet that she won't love you until her ass has been violated and stretched out in an unholy fashion.
ROFL... hall of classics...

Hog's Gone Fishin 01-13-2010 07:02 PM
Well, this is how I do it. I usually start with using the sensual smell effect of Ky lube but don't let them see it . The smell serves as a subconcious trigger for love making. Next I turn the lights down low to where it gives the feeling of relaxation and seclusion. Then I bring in a bucket of feed and spread it on the floor . The rest takes care of itself.


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