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Bowser 01-13-2010 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6442334)
Now she's texting me saying she cant wait to see me tomorrow so she can "ravage me". That doesnt sound like love making to me.
I went ahead and forwarded the thread to her. You're welcome.

Bearcat 01-13-2010 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6442343)
I think I just threw up in my mouth...
You? I just saw my baby brother use the phrase "clitoral hood".

bevischief 01-13-2010 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 6442353)
You? I just saw my baby brother use the phrase "clitoral hood".
ROFL

DumbHillbillies 01-13-2010 07:23 PM
Don't jizz in her face.
Don't say you like that don't you b*tch.
Missionary position. Go Semi-slow but not too slow.
Cowgirl.
Stare into her eyes.

King_Chief_Fan 01-13-2010 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6440895)
So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
ha ha....tell you what, give me her address and watch me through the window. :D

DumbHillbillies 01-13-2010 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6442299)
She asked me to do something sexually for her and I like her so Im going to comply. I dont think she's going to think I love her until I actually say it.
This.

Bowser 01-13-2010 07:26 PM
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And then MTG blows it in his pants.

Param 01-13-2010 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6442272)
Its not all I want though. I really like this girl. I actually care about this one, just not to the point where I can honestly say I "love" her...
So tell her? And "love making" kinda freaks you out right now. Let her take control.:D

Param 01-13-2010 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 6442334)
Now she's texting me saying she cant wait to see me tomorrow so she can "ravage me". That doesnt sound like love making to me.
Sounds good to me.

Slayer Diablo 01-13-2010 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 6442353)
You? I just saw my baby brother use the phrase "clitoral hood".
It was more of a copy/paste...

Mile High Mania 01-13-2010 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Slayer (Post 6442421)
It was more of a copy/paste...
So, you and GoChiefs really do have a lot in common.

keg in kc 01-13-2010 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 6442426)
So, you and GoChiefs really do have a lot in common.
Neither of them have any idea what a clitoral hood actually is, but they can use it in a sentence. Or rather copy-and-paste somebody using it in a sentence.

It's like packfan with h-backs.

(now there's a reference at least half the board won't get)

Slayer Diablo 01-13-2010 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 6442426)
So, you and GoChiefs really do have a lot in common.
The difference is he knows all the names from books, websites, and maybe a YouTube video; OTOH, I know the places without knowing the names...until I found the steps for that particular technique, I just called the hood "flap that looks like a church's entrance."

Bearcat 01-13-2010 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Slayer (Post 6442552)
The difference is he knows all the names from books, websites, and maybe a YouTube video; OTOH, I know the places without knowing the names...until I found the steps for that particular technique, I just called the hood "flap that looks like a church's entrance."
I've heard you should explore "down there"...

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Slayer Diablo 01-13-2010 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 6442600)
I've heard you should explore "down there"...

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c39sirXOad4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c39sirXOad4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
ROFL ROFL

I should more often...that whole twenties is your physical peak thing...oh, wait.


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